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Sorry, I should have taken care of this before pressing the go live button, but here we are.

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This is the situation we've been dealt with.

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This is the hand we've been dealt with, and in that situation, in that circumstance, you really do need to play those cards shrewdly.

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Browser docks, browser docks, browser docks.

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Chat, YouTube live control panel doc, what does that offer me?

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This is a brand new doc.

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Tells me that I am streaming.

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Tells me that there are zero viewers, even though that doesn't work.

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The doc obviously does not work because I can see people in the chat box as we speak.

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Is Joel Tom, how are you?

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Or Joel Tom or Tham, whatever way you want to skin that apple, Tom.

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It's great to have you.

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He says, the uncle going to be checking in today.

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Want to wish him a nice holiday.

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Tom?

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I'm afraid I'm not available.

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Thank you.

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And that's the situation we've been dealt with today, I'm afraid.

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The uncle is not available, unfortunately, because...

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In this situation, when we do drop into the war zone, we eventually make it into that land.

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I've got the shades on.

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I've got the shades on.

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Previous editions of war zone.

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We don't go with the camera.

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And that allows for a more fluid, a more Tommy Schlug-esque presentation of gameplay.

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But maybe he will drop in from time to time to offer a bit of analysis.

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Maybe in between a match or two.

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I think I'm going to maybe just have a couple of games of this and then move on to different, maybe slower paced, easier games.

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But I don't know whether or not a full-on war zone stream will be great for the mind.

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But maybe...

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Thank you very much, Conrad, for the tip there.

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Very, very kindly.

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Merry Christmas to you.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Merry Christmas to yourself.

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But I'm thinking maybe mixing, spreading out the different kind of fucking genres of game will enhance the stream.

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And then possibly reintroducing, rebirthing the Computer Chronicles in some shape or format.

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I don't want to...

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I'm just going to leave it with the possibility there.

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Tupo, thank you very much for the tip there in Squish.

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What we do have and what we can say at this juncture for Pele, thank you very much,

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is that we need to sort out the secondary.

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I've got my primary.

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Just want to quickly tell you about the primary there that I've got.

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And I've equipped that as base.

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And I've undone, accidentally undone my...

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My components.

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But, well, that's no problem.

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Jamie or Dads, thank you very much there.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Choose your early 2000 Sky 1 fighter.

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Thank you very much.

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Gamesville, yes.

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The name of the stream there came from the Sky 1 TV show Gamesville,

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which was a post-Games Master attempt at making a games review show.

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It was high octane, high energy, with a number of different presenters.

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And it even had a fella called the Guru in it as well, who was some kind of cloaked games guru,

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who was kind of like their version of Patrick Stewart, I think.

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The Sky at Night guy, who used to wear a monocle on Games Master.

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And then I'm not sure if it was a monocle or was it a digitally enhanced kind of cyber eyepiece.

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I'm not sure.

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Shirty or...

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Oh, Shaughnessy, thank you very much.

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The little man piloting Biden.

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Thank you very much.

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Interesting tip name there.

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Interesting idea as well, that somebody is living, a tiny man, a la that movie Inner Space,

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where he was injected.

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We've talked about this many times before.

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But imagine that was going on inside Joe Biden's mind at the moment.

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That would be quite incredible.

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And you would hope that technology has arrived at that point where that can happen.

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Because in the 80s, that was just the stuff of movie magic.

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But now we really are here.

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We've arrived in 2024, nearly.

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And maybe that's going on.

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Maybe that's going on.

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All this talk of AI is just kind of to throw us off the scent of the real technology that has already been invented.

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Because they're not going to tell you.

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They wouldn't tell you that they've invented until it's done the business.

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Guru information.

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Thank you very much.

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Are we sure the guru wasn't Noel Fielding?

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I'm not sure that predates all their work, I think.

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I'm not sure whether or not he was involved in that.

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But we'll go back and have a look at it anyway.

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Kasava.

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Glad Kasava.

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Thank you for the tip.

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And Higgy Smalls.

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Thank you very much.

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A very Merry Christmas to you, the uncle.

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Excited at a potential cup of Shafi Olay.

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And Varney Teabag.

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Deli Man Returneth.

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Sure thing.

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Hopefully I can provide some deli rolls.

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I will not allow you to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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Due 4th.

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Kevin Beijing.

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Thank you very much.

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Was in Dublin a few weeks ago and saw drivers wanted signs all over the city.

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May want to inform your uncle.

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I think we asked him about that before and he said that he's not really interested in city bus driving lifestyle.

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He's more of a, you know, country roads kind of guy.

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It's a different bus of life.

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It's a different way of busing.

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It's a completely different way to the city.

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You know, you see some shock horror videos of city bus drivers and what they have to put up with.

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I'm sure that's not the way it always is.

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But, you know, for a man of Tom's stature, a man of Tom's purpose.

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I doubt he wants to do that.

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Let's get this tricked out with some high class clobber.

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First things first.

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The 4x scope.

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Very much appropriate, I think, for the primary assault rifle I'm going to go for.

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I think I'm just going to go for an assault and a sub.

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And go with that.

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The VLK.

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For me.

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For my money.

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That offers you the best precision at that range.

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At that range.

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And it gives you a little lovely dot reticle.

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The only problem is.

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And it has a little bit of a sniper glint, as we can see there.

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Very small sniper glint.

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Let me turn this thing on so I can see it.

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Crying out for a jambon grip on that one.

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It would be great to have it as well.

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So we'll slapdash that thing on there.

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Magazine.

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I'll tell you what I was running there the other day.

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A 20 round mag.

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You might think that you're crazy.

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That's going to run out in no man's business time.

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And it does.

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But it just offers you the mobility and the handling.

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That you don't get with a heavier mag.

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Having said that.

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I really believe that the 40 round.

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Will just give us that extra bit of safety and concern.

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When under pressure and under fire.

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Now I really hope I'm not.

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I mean I can see where this is going.

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We'll get into a couple of games.

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And I'll just be killed straight away.

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So all this talk will be.

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For the birds.

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But anyway.

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Combining that massive mag.

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Imagine you've got a 40 round magazine.

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Fit to blow.

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Ready to blow.

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What do you want it blowing?

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You want it pumping out some real nice.

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Ammunition.

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That's why I choose.

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A 7.62x39mm overpressured P.

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Which makes your target flinch.

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Apparently.

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Under barrel.

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Either a shark fin grip.

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Or a brew and sink shot grip.

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Just to offer you that accuracy.

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And doesn't really take away from the mobility or handling.

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Because if you go over to these.

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Operator and merc foregrips.

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You lose the handling.

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Although you're boosted in your accuracy and recoil.

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Mamaduck.

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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So we'll.

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I'll just.

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Go with this grip thing here.

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Stick a silencer on it.

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Going with the custovia.

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Not a lot of.

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Other stuff unlocked.

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I'm afraid.

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That gives us 5 out of 5 on that.

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And that's us.

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I started pithing about with this thing here.

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DJ Chalky Peanuts.

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Thank you very much there Mr. Peanuts.

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Let me just see here.

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We'll go with the under barrel.

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Anything to put on there.

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No we won't bother with that.

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Muzzle silenced.

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Damage range.

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Undetectable by radar.

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Takes you down.

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I want fast.

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I want fast action.

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Aim down sight precision.

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We've got a few.

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Experts out there.

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We say the pineapple grip.

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Is just better than the merc grip.

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For no reason.

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Just joining now.

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What did you.

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What I missed there.

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Chicken nothing.

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We haven't even got going yet.

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But just to reiterate there.

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I will play a couple of games of war zone.

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Maybe three.

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Depending on how.

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Thanks for the tip there.

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The Aldrin buzz.

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Then move on to a game.

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I was shiting on about the other day.

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That I started playing.

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And thought.

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I'll save this for a stream.

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One day.

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It's called the exit.

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Then maybe intertwine.

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That was some more war zone.

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Slash.

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Slash.

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Slash.

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Computer Chronicles.

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Maybe even.

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Heavy rain.

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It looks.

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It looks dodgy enough.

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To be a good.

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Playthrough kind of game.

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EXF Huntress 90. Silencer

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from Expedite.

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Firearms. Great company.

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Real good company.

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MGS3.

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MGS2 can't wait. MGS4 otherwise

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known as Lashing Jason cannot wait.

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So I'm just reading every comment

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I see and it's

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confusing to me and I

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suppose to you as well who's having to listen to me.

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What we'll do is we'll

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I don't know what kind of

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we want a silencer. That's

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that's what we want.

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But they're giving me a lot of options here

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and I'm not particularly too sure.

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What does that

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give us there? The EXF Huntress

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90. What does that give us?

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The X10RR40 doesn't.

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Damage range.

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Thank you

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very much. Water of the Coconut.

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And Jukebox

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Connors and Main Approver

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of Stuff. Very very kind

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of you guys.

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Kimball Snake Shots.

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I will not know how to steal my work

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on the G-Virus.

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Okay that takes out

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in our range.

269
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That's gonna give us

270
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what does that give us?

271
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,800
I'm just looking at this mini

272
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:26,800
I'm just looking at this mini

273
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,200
stat box which is right

274
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,600
underneath me here

275
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,660
and looking at the bars

276
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,100
and looking at the bar chart

277
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,860
reading the data

278
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:36,120
and from

279
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for my money

280
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,420
it looks as though

281
00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:41,840
the Forge DX90

282
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,000
does what we want

283
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without losing

284
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,620
much handling.

285
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,280
So we've got that.

286
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,000
Oh no I put the Singard on.

287
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,200
That's what we want.

288
00:12:59,340 --> 00:12:59,780
Forge.

289
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,980
Thank you very much

290
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:03,660
for the tip there

291
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,240
Queen Push.

292
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,680
I know nothing about this game

293
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,780
so I'm so completely useless

294
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,480
but good luck.

295
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,440
Thank you very much there

296
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,120
Aisling O'Neill

297
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,420
for letting us know that

298
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,220
and look

299
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:13,500
let's try and

300
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,060
make good

301
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,700
with our guns

302
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,340
across the war zone

303
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:18,960
itself.

304
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,960
As for a Noptic

305
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,800
we've already got

306
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,440
an integrated

307
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,400
reflex reel

308
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,420
built into the

309
00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:27,000
fucking yoke

310
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,820
which should be nice.

311
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,700
I'm not going to put

312
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,500
a laser on there

313
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,400
I might stick a barrel

314
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,120
on there.

315
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,460
What would that do?

316
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:42,700
Mobility.

317
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,760
Increases mobility.

318
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:43,960
Mobility.

319
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,640
I don't want anything

320
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,340
that's going to take away

321
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:53,620
you want your submachine gun

322
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,160
to be the

323
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,240
snap bag

324
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,320
straight out the bat

325
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,260
straight off the bat

326
00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:58,140
straight out the bag

327
00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,300
ready to blow

328
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,380
burst fire

329
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:01,120
burst fire

330
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:01,840
burst fire

331
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,260
dead.

332
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,740
This isn't a burst fire

333
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:05,440
obviously but it

334
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,520
does have a large

335
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,220
capacity

336
00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:09,240
built in.

337
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,640
Rear grip.

338
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,000
I think what we could do

339
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,700
is go with a

340
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,020
stock and a comb.

341
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:16,720
Shine bag Cheryl

342
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,460
thank you very much

343
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:17,880
for the tip

344
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,580
bad dose of the shoes

345
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,820
was up the north face

346
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,840
of the Iger last week

347
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,780
drank a can of

348
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,520
San Pali

349
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,740
in respect of

350
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:25,660
John's Owl Ado

351
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,220
and I hope you had

352
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:26,900
a great time

353
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,880
it's very very

354
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,420
treacherous

355
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,660
and icy this time of year

356
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,660
around there I believe

357
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,260
and Schlug Shining

358
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,400
thank you very much as well.

359
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,180
I was supposed to play

360
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,460
another game of chess

361
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,200
with Thomas.

362
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,540
Heavy Stock Pro

363
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:51,740
I think hollow

364
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:52,880
extended stock

365
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:59,040
comb

366
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,800
what the fuck

367
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,580
is the comb for?

368
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,200
Keep your target

369
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,420
in sight

370
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,140
in a firefight

371
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,240
reduces flinch

372
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,040
when under fire

373
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,600
nah

374
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,540
we go with a rear grip

375
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,340
just to give us

376
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,000
a little bit more

377
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,820
accuracy maybe

378
00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:24,780
that's us

379
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:25,980
five out of five

380
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,960
ghost perk

381
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,760
I think

382
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,780
will we even need that?

383
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,880
Custom packages

384
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,640
now we need to make

385
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,600
a custom package

386
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,360
of perks now

387
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,320
fucking hell

388
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:43,660
start off with

389
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:44,200
the

390
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,300
can you go

391
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:46,900
double time?

392
00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:47,720
sleight of hand

393
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,260
double time

394
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:54,940
cold blooded

395
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:55,620
resupply

396
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,100
survivor

397
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:56,600
tracker

398
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,200
tracker

399
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:57,780
mortgage

400
00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:00,860
and then ghost

401
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,880
isn't even available

402
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:02,660
we don't have it

403
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,200
unlocked yet

404
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:03,760
so this is

405
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,640
at least we've got

406
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,640
something to aim for

407
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,540
and achieve here

408
00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:10,240
combat scout

409
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,060
bird's eye

410
00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:13,200
what's resolute

411
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:13,860
just gonna keep

412
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:14,480
resolute

413
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,980
when taking damage

414
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:16,800
from gunfire

415
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,000
it grants

416
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,360
a short burst

417
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,840
a short bonus

418
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,300
to movement speed

419
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,460
thank you very much

420
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:24,920
there lads

421
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,360
with the tips

422
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,400
very very kind to you

423
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,060
bad dose of you

424
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:27,780
slug shining

425
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:28,680
primo karma

426
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,380
and captain sack

427
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,140
have you found

428
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,460
the four voodoo's yet?

429
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,800
I believe back in

430
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,720
2019

431
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,640
successfully managed to

432
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,000
track down those

433
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,900
four voodoo's

434
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,240
I could be wrong

435
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:50,340
that's it

436
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:56,040
and that's us

437
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:56,800
that's our custom

438
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,760
loadout one

439
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:02,620
can you rename

440
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,340
the fucking thing?

441
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:08,820
can you rename

442
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:09,420
the loadout?

443
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:10,120
you used to be able

444
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:10,900
to rename your

445
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:11,460
loadouts

446
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,900
oh yeah

447
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:19,440
I don't know

448
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,120
what we would go

449
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,100
for any suggestions

450
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,000
for a name there

451
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,660
I'm not particularly

452
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,360
too sure

453
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:27,740
harbringer of doom

454
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:28,560
is too long

455
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,340
it has to be 20

456
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,560
characters I'm afraid

457
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,140
death cruiser

458
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:32,880
del revo

459
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,500
again

460
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,640
too much

461
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,280
going on there

462
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,060
thank you very much

463
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:36,620
for the varied

464
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,340
concern

465
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,240
bacon slicer

466
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,280
snake bite

467
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,660
you're not a killer

468
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:44,320
no I'm not

469
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,140
you're not a killer

470
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,860
cahoots

471
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,420
hootie

472
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,660
boat face

473
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,560
nato

474
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,000
bus loadout

475
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,920
fudge buster

476
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,720
yeti

477
00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,340
I think

478
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,300
it's a simple

479
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,440
matter of

480
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,220
yetinomics

481
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,040
thanks very much

482
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:05,660
for suggesting

483
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:06,440
the yeti there

484
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,260
it's perfect

485
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,500
thank you very much

486
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,060
for the tip there

487
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:11,860
I used to look like

488
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:12,720
the game guru

489
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,280
will there be any

490
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,060
foraging tonight

491
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:14,720
I'm not sure

492
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,500
although he is back

493
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,320
in a brand new

494
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:16,740
studio

495
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:17,480
they've got a new

496
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,400
studio built out

497
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:18,700
for him

498
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:19,380
tricked out

499
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,540
but I'm not

500
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,280
particularly too sure

501
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,780
until he goes

502
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:25,160
taking that road show

503
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:25,520
around

504
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,700
and you get to see

505
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,140
some interiors

506
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:28,520
of

507
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,820
regional pubs

508
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,020
people there

509
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,020
and kind of

510
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,660
production mishaps

511
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,940
doesn't really

512
00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:40,140
not really doing it

513
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:40,620
for me at the

514
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:40,920
moment

515
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,520
let's save that

516
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,320
as the yeti

517
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,260
quick blast on the

518
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,320
firing range here

519
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,520
just to test out

520
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,200
the goods

521
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:55,720
whoa this is very

522
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,120
very very

523
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:56,940
I think

524
00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:01,460
very jumpy

525
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:05,400
very jumpy

526
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,320
I think the mouse

527
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,380
and keyboard

528
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,620
are too

529
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:10,280
or the mouse

530
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:10,820
at least

531
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:11,880
is too high

532
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,800
set too high

533
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,520
I will not

534
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,220
allow anyone

535
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,100
to steal my

536
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:18,820
work on the

537
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:19,600
G-Virus

538
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:24,460
that's not right

539
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,700
unless the

540
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,260
PlayStation

541
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,140
thing is too

542
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:29,420
high

543
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:42,680
who here

544
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:51,760
will you be

545
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,640
rewetting the

546
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,140
bogs

547
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:53,620
minister

548
00:19:53,620 --> 00:20:05,300
other accessories

549
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:09,880
I was supposed to

550
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,800
play another game

551
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,600
of chess with

552
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,200
Thomas

553
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,820
put that to fast

554
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,300
mouse

555
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,180
right-handed

556
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,100
pointer speed

557
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:16,820
normal

558
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:20,540
thank you very

559
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:21,160
much there is

560
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:21,900
Tommy joining

561
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,600
and

562
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,640
essential piece

563
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,000
of pudding

564
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,180
and

565
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,400
anaconda G

566
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,040
thanking you

567
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,820
very very kindly

568
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:29,480
essential piece

569
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,140
of pudding ass

570
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,520
just caught up on

571
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,280
Saturday's stream

572
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,160
while pretending to

573
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:33,600
work today

574
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,780
what a treat to

575
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:35,380
go straight into

576
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:35,740
this

577
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:36,900
good to see you

578
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,460
back amongst

579
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:37,680
it

580
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,980
and Quib

581
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:39,680
you've sent me

582
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,120
something

583
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,840
nice there

584
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,240
it's an

585
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,220
Imger image

586
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:43,940
Aramat

587
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:44,960
Kalashnikov

588
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,580
which is

589
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,240
looks like it's

590
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:46,660
going to be

591
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:47,200
one of the

592
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,280
deli specials

593
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,120
and I'll be

594
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,420
able to

595
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,280
transpose that

596
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:50,860
into our

597
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,240
OBS

598
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:52,940
broadcasting

599
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,500
unit

600
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,220
in due course

601
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:55,680
but thank you

602
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,200
very much for

603
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:56,660
that and the

604
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,220
tip as well

605
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,080
the Bruin

606
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:58,820
LMG and

607
00:20:58,820 --> 00:20:59,400
the Swarm

608
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,280
SMG are the

609
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:00,960
meta at the

610
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,300
moment

611
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:04,320
I think I want

612
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,160
to just kind of

613
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:05,760
be different

614
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,240
you know I

615
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:06,820
want to

616
00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:07,760
I don't want

617
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:08,560
to go down

618
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,260
the route of

619
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:09,880
being the same

620
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,320
as everyone

621
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,000
else and it

622
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,720
would afford

623
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,340
me a lot

624
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,100
more joy

625
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,100
getting

626
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:16,760
progressing

627
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,420
in the

628
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:17,960
warzone

629
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,280
with my

630
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:19,680
own

631
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,400
personal

632
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,380
collection

633
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:21,980
of items

634
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,420
saying that

635
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:23,940
probably just

636
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:24,220
going to get

637
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:24,720
my hole

638
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,380
kicked and

639
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:25,840
we'll switch

640
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,440
it off and

641
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,120
play a nice

642
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:27,900
cozy friendly

643
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,660
game when

644
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:29,140
you know

645
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,100
you've been

646
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:30,620
kicked enough

647
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,180
times in the

648
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:31,660
head you

649
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:32,460
eventually just

650
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,100
do that

651
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,980
well thanks for

652
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:36,400
the tip

653
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,760
potty bob

654
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,360
I think that

655
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:41,680
should be

656
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,000
us

657
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:53,120
this feels a

658
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:53,420
little bit

659
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,340
better now

660
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:59,040
oh yeah I

661
00:21:59,040 --> 00:21:59,780
noticed this

662
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:00,340
here my

663
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,440
button on the

664
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,020
mouse has been

665
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:02,820
mapped to do

666
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:03,220
this where

667
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:03,640
you switch

668
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,940
from your

669
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,580
scope to

670
00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:05,940
that

671
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:08,680
is that

672
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,080
just for

673
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:09,580
when if

674
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,220
you're in a

675
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:10,820
situation where

676
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:11,360
you need to

677
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,020
spray and

678
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:12,460
pray or

679
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:12,980
you're close

680
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:13,620
quarters is

681
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:16,240
it or is

682
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:16,600
there another

683
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,360
reason why you

684
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:17,920
can do that

685
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,260
with your

686
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:18,660
guns and

687
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:19,120
fire like

688
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:19,440
that

689
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,540
there any

690
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,840
combat

691
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,760
operational

692
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,840
operators out

693
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,460
there thank

694
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:27,020
you very much

695
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:28,940
Brooklyn for

696
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:29,500
your kind

697
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,160
and generous

698
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:30,400
tip

699
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,340
going from

700
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:33,760
long to

701
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,020
short

702
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:34,780
night vision

703
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:35,600
gangsta

704
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:35,920
mode

705
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,820
tax

706
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:37,540
tenses only

707
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,280
for policemen

708
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:38,580
on their

709
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:39,000
birthday

710
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,960
are you doing

711
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:40,200
a bit

712
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,240
CQQ

713
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,600
it looks

714
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,000
cool

715
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,360
what's

716
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,080
CQQ

717
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:46,720
close

718
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,340
quarters

719
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,240
quombat

720
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:56,760
thank you

721
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,160
very much

722
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:57,640
there Robbie

723
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,060
for your

724
00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:58,480
kind

725
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,160
generous

726
00:22:59,160 --> 00:22:59,520
tip

727
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,180
ripper

728
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:01,520
runes

729
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,240
this

730
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,880
do you know

731
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,200
what I mean

732
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:04,600
that's

733
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,260
that's nice

734
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,520
you can do

735
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:08,860
the same

736
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:09,340
with that as

737
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:09,780
well you can

738
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:10,600
tilt it to the

739
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,580
side it feels

740
00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:12,440
great it looks

741
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:12,860
great

742
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:18,760
let's get out

743
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:19,300
of this firing

744
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:19,720
range

745
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,640
this has slowed

746
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,460
down my mouse

747
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:23,980
in the menu

748
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:24,520
now

749
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:37,240
down my mouse

750
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:37,680
tends to

751
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,620
that up to

752
00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:39,400
two

753
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,760
put that up

754
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,020
to three

755
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:42,320
there

756
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,800
nothing worse

757
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,340
than when you're

758
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:45,880
getting the load

759
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,280
out there it's

760
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:46,860
really slow

761
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,020
is there a way

762
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:48,820
does anybody know

763
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:49,620
when you know if you

764
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,380
go to get your load

765
00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:51,420
out of a box

766
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:53,220
there's a list of

767
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:54,040
different loadouts

768
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,820
obviously I've only got

769
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:55,460
one made so there's

770
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:56,180
only gonna be one

771
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,120
is there a hotkey

772
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,240
can you hotkey that

773
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,180
or do you have to

774
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,960
fucking go with the

775
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,100
mouse and click

776
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,260
select and click

777
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:05,360
it would be great

778
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,140
to just press a

779
00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:07,480
button and get it

780
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,300
straight away

781
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:20,520
combat advanced

782
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:26,180
quick settings

783
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,200
settings for when

784
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,000
you're driving as

785
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,760
well need to change

786
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,660
those so you can

787
00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:30,260
handbrake

788
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:37,380
vehicle keybinds

789
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,600
drift handbrake

790
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,500
space that's right

791
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:52,380
in terms of

792
00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:52,960
operator

793
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,440
I think going with

794
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,560
whoever's wearing the

795
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,160
most dark colors

796
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,680
in order to thirst

797
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,240
we'll go with thirst

798
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:07,100
what is the rake of

799
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,120
the overlads here

800
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,880
what's from the

801
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,560
previous game

802
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,920
look at this lad

803
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,480
fucking

804
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,060
Paul at tree days

805
00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:22,460
and we've Richard

806
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:23,200
O'Brien

807
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,880
from the crystal maze

808
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:38,760
look at this look

809
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,580
either thirst or rasp

810
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:43,160
I'd say rasp

811
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:48,800
he's the Yankee

812
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,400
dude Lizzie

813
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:57,860
say we'll stick with

814
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:58,640
fucking thirst

815
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,440
I don't know if he's

816
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,480
rushing or what

817
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:10,380
another thing is this

818
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:10,980
ping look

819
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,340
this 51 MS ping

820
00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,300
it's looking for a

821
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:14,580
match

822
00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:17,080
the professional lads

823
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:17,580
that are playing

824
00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,040
this now

825
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,840
they're all on

826
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,540
12 ping

827
00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:22,120
10 ping

828
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,260
10 ping

829
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:24,720
bowling

830
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,300
so I'm

831
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:27,060
immediately

832
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:30,380
off the guard

833
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,200
off the bat

834
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,320
I'm immediately

835
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,000
at a bit of a

836
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,280
fucking

837
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,400
disadvantage

838
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:35,780
and

839
00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:37,600
that needs to be

840
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,180
remembered by

841
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,200
everybody who's

842
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,240
who might watch

843
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:40,820
me die

844
00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:41,760
you know

845
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,960
how are you

846
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,780
getting 12 to

847
00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:47,780
18 ping

848
00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,160
Jeeves

849
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:49,560
settings

850
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,140
oh yeah

851
00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:52,680
they're not on

852
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,440
that's it

853
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,480
I'm on a 4G

854
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,700
it's a 4G

855
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:56,180
modem

856
00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:56,780
so I suppose

857
00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:57,400
if you get

858
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,660
if you've got a

859
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,380
wired broadband

860
00:26:59,380 --> 00:26:59,840
connection

861
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,360
it'll be a lot

862
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:00,720
faster

863
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:16,020
a lot of

864
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:16,800
excuses here

865
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,600
more like just

866
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,440
laying the

867
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,600
foundations there

868
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,040
has he

869
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:21,600
it's not

870
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,520
an excuse

871
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,060
per se

872
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:23,500
over than

873
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:24,180
a fact

874
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,560
which should

875
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,440
be acknowledged

876
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,260
and that's

877
00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:27,840
another way

878
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,660
of getting

879
00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:29,340
around people

880
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:30,480
you know

881
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,400
when something's

882
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:31,820
gone on

883
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:32,200
and you've

884
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:32,820
you've had to

885
00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:33,660
give a reason

886
00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:34,220
why and then

887
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:34,480
they're going

888
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,020
oh excuse

889
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:35,560
excuses

890
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,620
it's not an

891
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:36,940
excuse

892
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:38,260
it's a fact

893
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:38,980
that's happened

894
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:39,840
that you need

895
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,540
to acknowledge

896
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:41,260
for us to

897
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,020
progress in

898
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:42,400
life

899
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,640
that's an easy

900
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,160
way of just

901
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:44,680
putting just

902
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,020
lay the foundations

903
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:47,860
right that's fine

904
00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:49,100
another thing is

905
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,080
these not great

906
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,040
that's gonna limit

907
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:53,720
visibility so

908
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,200
I mean

909
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,740
I am not using

910
00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:57,820
the meta guns

911
00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:58,620
which are the best

912
00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,420
guns for the

913
00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:00,100
time that's in

914
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:00,260
it

915
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:03,300
there's a lot

916
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,460
against me

917
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,500
in this so

918
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,000
if I was to

919
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,120
even advance

920
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:08,840
and make it

921
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,540
down to like

922
00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:10,300
the last few

923
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:10,840
or whatever

924
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,760
dare I say

925
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,040
win

926
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,400
it would be

927
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,040
beyond professional

928
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,040
it would be on

929
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:17,640
another level

930
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,200
it would mean

931
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:18,660
that I've

932
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:19,000
actually

933
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,880
I've actually

934
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,400
entered into

935
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:22,960
the realm

936
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,760
of legendary

937
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,540
status

938
00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:28,180
thank you very

939
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:28,540
much for the

940
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:28,920
tip there

941
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,320
Brooklyn

942
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:29,920
Robbie

943
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,360
and

944
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:30,600
and

945
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:30,920
sure

946
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:31,640
Gibstown

947
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:31,940
would

948
00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:33,660
you be a

949
00:28:33,660 --> 00:28:34,300
wham man

950
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:34,660
or a

951
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:34,960
Chris

952
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,700
Ria man

953
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:36,720
what's your

954
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,040
favorite

955
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,980
Christmas song

956
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:42,620
fuck I don't

957
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:43,180
know I mean

958
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:43,840
driving home for

959
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,380
Christmas is

960
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,320
great but it's

961
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,180
just not as

962
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,580
good as last

963
00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:50,340
Christmas so

964
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,960
probably probably

965
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,280
wham this is

966
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,680
this guy

967
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,680
head shift gave

968
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,460
the green light

969
00:28:58,460 --> 00:29:02,820
watch

970
00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:04,520
watch your

971
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,240
ass down

972
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:05,720
there

973
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,880
sometimes he

974
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,220
says

975
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:08,760
watch your

976
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,600
ass down

977
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,120
there

978
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:10,900
and it actually

979
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:11,660
sounds a little

980
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:12,320
bit like he's

981
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,040
saying wash

982
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:13,780
your arse

983
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:14,340
down there

984
00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:14,800
as well

985
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,120
so hopefully

986
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,840
we get a

987
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,640
we get a glimpse

988
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,760
of not a glimpse

989
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,260
of arse

990
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,080
on a warzone

991
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:21,860
but we get to

992
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,680
hear your man

993
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,580
say that phrase

994
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:24,320
at some stage

995
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:24,900
throughout this

996
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:25,800
thing

997
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:34,520
555

998
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,880
watch your

999
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,460
ass down

1000
00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:37,620
there

1001
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:37,980
we got a

1002
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:38,780
559

1003
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:39,340
we're going

1004
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:39,840
down to the

1005
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,680
warzone

1006
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,400
make sure

1007
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,040
you got your

1008
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,980
bidet down

1009
00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:44,660
there

1010
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:45,980
over and out

1011
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:46,980
559

1012
00:29:46,980 --> 00:30:12,560
watch your

1013
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,500
ass down

1014
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,020
there

1015
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,460
got it

1016
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:17,020
we've got

1017
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,720
an arse

1018
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,460
watcher on

1019
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:18,860
the building

1020
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:19,540
over there

1021
00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:20,540
but what we'll

1022
00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:21,140
do is we'll

1023
00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:22,080
just start off

1024
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,600
nicely

1025
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,060
get ourselves

1026
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:25,180
a contract

1027
00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:41,300
high ping

1028
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,400
high ping

1029
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:42,860
player

1030
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:44,860
trying to do

1031
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:45,420
the business

1032
00:30:45,420 --> 00:31:05,240
where are you

1033
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,740
there you are

1034
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:07,740
going to do it

1035
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:08,740
and then we'll

1036
00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:09,740
go ahead and see

1037
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:10,740
the business

1038
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:11,740
and then we'll

1039
00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:12,740
go ahead and see

1040
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:13,740
the business

1041
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:14,740
and then we'll

1042
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:14,740
go ahead and see

1043
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:15,740
the business

1044
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:16,740
and then we'll

1045
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:17,740
go ahead and see

1046
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:18,740
the business

1047
00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:19,740
and then we'll

1048
00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:20,740
go ahead and see

1049
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:21,740
the business

1050
00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:21,740
and then we'll

1051
00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:22,740
go ahead and see

1052
00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:23,740
the business

1053
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,740
and then we'll

1054
00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:25,740
go ahead and see

1055
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:26,740
the business

1056
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:27,740
and then we'll

1057
00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:28,740
go ahead and see

1058
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,740
the business

1059
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:30,740
and then we'll

1060
00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:31,740
go ahead and see

1061
00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:32,740
the business

1062
00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:33,740
and then we'll

1063
00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:34,740
go ahead and see

1064
00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:35,740
hopefully this

1065
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:36,740
cruiser is not

1066
00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:37,740
oh yeah

1067
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:38,740
he should be in

1068
00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:39,740
these low risers

1069
00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:53,740
there he is

1070
00:31:53,740 --> 00:32:07,740
how is he uh he's eating

1071
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:10,740
all bullets through a load of sheet metal it seems

1072
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:28,740
I need mid-cal rounds

1073
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:39,740
fuck

1074
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:42,740
ah fucking hell

1075
00:32:42,740 --> 00:32:43,740
are you serious

1076
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:49,740
thank you very much there for the tip Danny Ireland's and uh you should have b-dated it up

1077
00:32:49,740 --> 00:33:06,740
well look you know it's just one of those things we go again after this gulag if we get done

1078
00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:32,740
right there right at you right at you baby that's where we live right in the corner

1079
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:43,740
not taking no shit off no man's land today vinegar stroke 69 thanks very much for the tip there how are the men

1080
00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:47,740
we'll know by the end of the day we'll know by the end of the day

1081
00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:59,740
fuck

1082
00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:00,740
fuck

1083
00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:02,740
yeti we need to get our yeti set up

1084
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,740
winnebago yeti

1085
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:16,740
what if there's someone up there on those cranes

1086
00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:21,740
contract marked

1087
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:24,740
cranesilla

1088
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:37,740
lovely little bit of uh heartbeat sensor action there that's nice

1089
00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:44,740
you got gas moving in

1090
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:50,740
dara dermody thank you very very much

1091
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:51,740
ah

1092
00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:53,740
eliminate all bounty targets

1093
00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:55,740
they hit us hard at time

1094
00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:57,740
let's regroup and get back up there yep

1095
00:34:57,740 --> 00:35:04,740
look

1096
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:09,740
you just have to approach it with a

1097
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:14,740
a clean head or a positive frame of mind

1098
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:33,740
first one doesn't count exactly i know and plus i'm as i said i'm playing on fucking uh

1099
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:36,060
high ping.

1100
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,300
It's a very high ping.

1101
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,980
Flame bag and 9 mil jukes.

1102
00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:50,540
Thank you very much there.

1103
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:52,040
Father Fennec is after you.

1104
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,500
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1105
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,680
You and Tom doing anything special for Christmas?

1106
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:56,240
Ask Dara.

1107
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,680
Nothing much now.

1108
00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,740
Probably just eating a load of meats.

1109
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,520
The usual scenario.

1110
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:06,600
And then kind of uncomfortably drunk around 6 or 7.

1111
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:13,220
Sliding into some kind of food slash drink coma whilst watching Shite.

1112
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,760
And then bed.

1113
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,160
And then Stephen's day.

1114
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,160
Do it all over again in a different kind of way.

1115
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:29,780
Bucks Fizz on the go.

1116
00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:33,000
Chase with Thomas.

1117
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,120
Fuck the brandy and Baileys.

1118
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,580
Just stay on the beer.

1119
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:59,060
Yeah so I mean what I'm really envisaging is staying close to the outskirts of the circle.

1120
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,920
Making a part of the map my own.

1121
00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:03,080
And just dominating.

1122
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,480
Absolutely dominating.

1123
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:09,200
I couldn't really dominate in that last game.

1124
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,320
I think the ping was holding me back.

1125
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,920
If I'm being honest with you I think the ping kind of is holding me back.

1126
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,840
We'll be deploying shortly.

1127
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:18,420
Too much.

1128
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:26,320
And even in my custom yeti loadout I don't have the ghost perk.

1129
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,020
Which is a shame.

1130
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,820
Bit of server lag.

1131
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,000
Just a little bit you know.

1132
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:38,380
Klaus Schwab.

1133
00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:39,460
Thank you very much there.

1134
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,320
Klaus Schwab.

1135
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,600
Greetings from the World Enslavement Forum.

1136
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:44,840
Thank you very much.

1137
00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:52,340
I wonder how hard it would be to get any sort of interview slash information out there at Davos.

1138
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:56,880
I think they do Davos every year in January or February.

1139
00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,740
Just go over there.

1140
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:03,180
And try and get into some of the events and talk to people there.

1141
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,240
But it's in the Swiss.

1142
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:08,520
You might see it.

1143
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:08,740
Listen.

1144
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:11,680
Please see it.

1145
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,840
Watch your ass down there.

1146
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,660
Watch your ass down there.

1147
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,900
We're dropping in.

1148
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,260
We're dropping in deep.

1149
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,760
Lord of the ping.

1150
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,600
Thanks very much for the tip.

1151
00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:25,680
We're going deep in the war zone.

1152
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:28,080
Make sure you bring that bidet.

1153
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,340
Because you're going to have to wash your ass down there.

1154
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,660
Be advised.

1155
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,220
Gas is closing in.

1156
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,540
Proceed to the safe zone.

1157
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,420
I like the voice over that guy.

1158
00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:44,120
And some of it has been a bit rushed as well.

1159
00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:48,460
We might get a chance to hear that at some point during the game.

1160
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,000
But the voice over was rushed.

1161
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:53,320
You could hear that they maybe asked him to do a few more takes than he wanted.

1162
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,300
And then the delivery was ruined.

1163
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:01,760
You got a bidet.

1164
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:05,020
We got a bidet drop coming into the war zone.

1165
00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:06,020
Check your map.

1166
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:12,140
Five five now.

1167
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:16,760
We got seven bidets being airdropped in there by a shoplifter.

1168
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,380
Make sure you get down there.

1169
00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:20,640
You're going to have to clean up business.

1170
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,540
A lot of dirty, dirty asses down there.

1171
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,840
Make sure you wash them.

1172
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,040
Thank you.

1173
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,080
Oli Beerhoff.

1174
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,140
Thank you very much there.

1175
00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:44,100
Joe Biden's electric bidet cleansing unit extreme.

1176
00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:45,140
Thanks for the tip.

1177
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,140
Very, very kind of you.

1178
00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,200
I hope you're getting on well.

1179
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,080
And this is another thing.

1180
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,580
Lads, lads, look.

1181
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,380
I don't know if you can hear it.

1182
00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:58,760
Audio in the game.

1183
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,040
It's not great.

1184
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:06,160
I'll notice that one in every kind of five games you drop into, the audio goes muffled.

1185
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:10,360
This is a muffled sound now and it won't rectify itself until I come out of the gulag.

1186
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:11,620
Look.

1187
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,440
Yet again, another barrier.

1188
00:40:15,420 --> 00:40:17,080
Against me progressing.

1189
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,460
It's not me.

1190
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:21,260
It's the game.

1191
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,440
The audio is muffled.

1192
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:24,940
Indeed.

1193
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:27,080
Thanks for agreeing with me there.

1194
00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,100
Casa Vigledad.

1195
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,700
That's great to know that.

1196
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,940
That's representative actually of the full chat agreeing with me as well.

1197
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,780
Don't, I'm not sure if you can hear this yourselves because you're not headsetted up.

1198
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,900
But it's not great.

1199
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,300
It's not great.

1200
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,800
Gonna just leave this here.

1201
00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:54,640
You can hardly hear it.

1202
00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:58,780
It's like you've, it's like someone's holding a pillow over my ears.

1203
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,020
It's like I'm trying to listen to this through a mattress.

1204
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:13,240
Thank you very much there, Rusty Bullet Hole.

1205
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:14,520
Look after.

1206
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:20,900
Your Rusty Bullet Hole and your Rusty Bullet Hole will look after you.

1207
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:26,940
Bounty targets are up.

1208
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:27,680
Get after them.

1209
00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:30,920
Bounty targets are up.

1210
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,540
You got two bounty bars in the selection box underneath that Christmas tree inside that big building up there.

1211
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,480
You want to get your ass over there fast.

1212
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,160
Repeat.

1213
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:44,080
We got five bounty bars.

1214
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,940
Two Maltesers.

1215
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:47,920
Three Milky Ways.

1216
00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:51,860
One Kit Kat.

1217
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:52,700
Repeat.

1218
00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:53,680
One Kit Kat.

1219
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:53,740
One Kit Kat.

1220
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,640
One Kit Kat.

1221
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,340
Okay, I'm just looking for a fucking trip wire.

1222
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:02,180
Alright.

1223
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,840
One of those leads that brings you up.

1224
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,260
This could be an instantaneous death unit.

1225
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,040
Yeah, he's right up there.

1226
00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:11,900
He's waiting for me.

1227
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,320
He's basically waiting for me.

1228
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,400
This could be death straight away, but look.

1229
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:18,500
I've not, I've been dealt a shit hand.

1230
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:18,560
I've been dealt a shit hand.

1231
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:28,360
Get in there.

1232
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,440
I've got a shit hand.

1233
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,360
He's destroyed.

1234
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,160
Hell of a job.

1235
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,740
All bounty targets.

1236
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,620
Congratulations, soldier.

1237
00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:37,200
You just destroyed the bounty target.

1238
00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:38,520
First of the season.

1239
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,740
Goodwill to all men.

1240
00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:43,000
Make sure you get your next bounty.

1241
00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:46,120
You got that loadout.

1242
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,660
It's going there fast.

1243
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,920
Make sure you get a hold of that loadout fast, son.

1244
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:51,280
You hear?

1245
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,200
Watch your ass down there.

1246
00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:55,760
Marking a new safe zone.

1247
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,120
You got gas.

1248
00:42:57,460 --> 00:42:58,160
IBS.

1249
00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,780
Make sure you go to your local GP.

1250
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,040
Repeat.

1251
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,200
GP down.

1252
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,100
GP tips.

1253
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,820
The tea manufacturers.

1254
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:09,800
Those monkeys.

1255
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,100
Repeat.

1256
00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,220
We got a PG tip coming in fast and furious.

1257
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,620
Classic tea bags.

1258
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,280
Classic advertisements.

1259
00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:24,600
Death from above.

1260
00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:25,300
Over and out.

1261
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:33,140
Oh.

1262
00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:36,720
One, two.

1263
00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:37,200
One, two.

1264
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,360
Hello.

1265
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:38,920
Five.

1266
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,640
What?

1267
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,100
I did it.

1268
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,120
Ah!

1269
00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:51,400
I was fucking around with my head.

1270
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,580
Gas is closing in.

1271
00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,880
I was pissed.

1272
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:01,960
I had...

1273
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,560
I turned the voice...

1274
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,460
My voice on so I could talk to your man.

1275
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:06,860
Because I could see someone in the vicinity.

1276
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:11,460
Where is the fucking headset microphone?

1277
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:11,920
Here we go.

1278
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,120
I was trying to...

1279
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,920
I was trying to get the microphone out so I could shit talk.

1280
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,660
How are you getting on there?

1281
00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:21,240
Jeku... Jeremiah Montes.

1282
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:21,880
Can you hear me?

1283
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,420
No microphone, huh?

1284
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,420
Don't worry about it.

1285
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,820
Doesn't matter to you anymore.

1286
00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:30,300
Not where you're going.

1287
00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:34,280
Not where you're going, Jeremiah.

1288
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:42,080
Smemily, thank you very much for the tip.

1289
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,620
Kenny Cunningham, thank you very much for the tip there.

1290
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:48,520
And Nans, thank you very much, Nans.

1291
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,940
Uh, right, right, let's have a look.

1292
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,280
Uh, might go over here.

1293
00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:59,260
Nobody's gone to the stronghold over here.

1294
00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:00,520
We'll get some...

1295
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:02,660
Real nice guns.

1296
00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:09,520
That was a real shame and a pisser because...

1297
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,520
I could have cleaned up...

1298
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,280
Big time.

1299
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,340
Those two guys.

1300
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:23,760
Cruel and unusual war zoning.

1301
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:23,960
...

1302
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:40,260
It would be a real pisser now if there's somebody over here.

1303
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:41,160
...

1304
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:51,140
can move nice and fast with these akimbo

1305
00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:52,960
Lara Croft style

1306
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:58,040
accident accidentally press the smoke bomb button there

1307
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,180
don't know what that means

1308
00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:00,760
something in Russian on the wall

1309
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:06,760
and here we go Larry the fucking loadout

1310
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:07,640
we're back again

1311
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,640
yeah I have the microphone muted at all times

1312
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,100
because I don't want people to know that I'm in the vicinity

1313
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:16,700
I turn this on then

1314
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,740
you can hear it but I can still hear them

1315
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:38,200
lovely bit of fucking drop D

1316
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,200
power records

1317
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,800
fire sale active, fire station prices have been reduced

1318
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:51,200
yeah, fire station prices have been reduced

1319
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,740
we got a fire sale down there

1320
00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:56,800
what's the story with this here?

1321
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,560
Get these. Pick up the f-

1322
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,460
Alright. Yeah, I getcha.

1323
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,180
Jonathan Gore, how are ya?

1324
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:18,020
Tell ya, you might bear witness to some violent scenes of explicit violence and gore in a moment or two.

1325
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:20,880
And look, we've got someone in the next building. Sorry, I need to focus. Sorry about this.

1326
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,620
I've got no plates.

1327
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,440
Gas is moving.

1328
00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:38,640
I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

1329
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:53,060
Wait for this sausage to make an appearance out of here. Hopefully he comes out to say hello. It's Christmas.

1330
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:59,760
We want to give this guy a big Christmas welcome now when he appears. Big Christmas welcome.

1331
00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:08,380
Got that 40 round mag, over pressured bullets.

1332
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,780
There's a black sight over there. I'm not going there though.

1333
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,700
Want to just wait for this.

1334
00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:16,680
Coo-chee-coo.

1335
00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:20,660
And there we've lost our radar. This is not great.

1336
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:23,620
And he's out. He's out.

1337
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:23,620
He's out.

1338
00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:35,380
Thank you very much, Buck.

1339
00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:37,280
Hentai Dum Dum the Dodo.

1340
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,280
Gruesome Twosome.

1341
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,760
And Chalky Peanuts.

1342
00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:40,400
Thank you very much.

1343
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,120
I'll catch you in a moment, lads.

1344
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,400
I just need to make sure I'm not going to die here.

1345
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:44,800
Because...

1346
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,780
Miles Dyson is after you.

1347
00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:48,780
Okay, I can see you.

1348
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,580
I can see you.

1349
00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:03,620
This guy's got mines lifted around the place.

1350
00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:10,440
I think my audio's gone screwed again.

1351
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,480
Screwball Deluxe.

1352
00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:20,080
This guy is downstairs now.

1353
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,340
He's in this gaff. He's downstairs.

1354
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,240
Ah!

1355
00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:36,080
Sorry, I thought that was...

1356
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,820
I thought that was a landmine.

1357
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,600
It's just a...

1358
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,380
It's just one of those yokes.

1359
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,680
It's not a landmine.

1360
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,020
I don't know what it is.

1361
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,560
Stops you from...

1362
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,100
Being able to do what you want to do.

1363
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:51,760
Like...

1364
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,840
Like a landmine, in a way.

1365
00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,260
So, black site or bust.

1366
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,860
I'm not too sure whether or not we should attack the black site.

1367
00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:04,620
Gas is moving in.

1368
00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:05,900
New safe zone located.

1369
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:08,040
I'm not going to bother.

1370
00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:11,860
What that would give you is a UAV...

1371
00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:15,160
That shows you exactly where everyone is on the map.

1372
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:16,960
And where they're pointing, as well.

1373
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:25,660
What's that over there box let's get a contract that'll at least give us something

1374
00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:55,640
contract mark stairs

1375
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:06,640
We even get there will we even get there

1376
00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:32,620
We're nearing the end here

1377
00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:45,740
We've got a little radar in our pocket

1378
00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:47,680
Pop that

1379
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,840
Pop goes the weasel

1380
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,840
Mini radar

1381
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,300
There's nothing here we're safe or at least we think

1382
00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:08,460
Right up to the top there and we hopefully we'll be able to get a shot on to the contract but I doubt he's stupid enough to be above ground

1383
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:22,320
Enemies dropping into the AO

1384
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:39,620
That's six body bags we need ordering there off of Teemu if you can get on to Teemu there they're doing a great price on them for the Christmas

1385
00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:44,920
Thank you very much there for the tips Jeeves settings glimmy thank you very much

1386
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,080
Shave a bullock

1387
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:52,120
And this bozo is somewhere we should have actually kept our fucking radar for here because

1388
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,560
He is around here

1389
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:00,020
He could be in the building he could be climbing up to get me

1390
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:07,020
*Bang*

1391
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:16,020
You got gas inbound. Safe zone relocated.

1392
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:26,020
You got gas. Make sure you get down to your local pharmaceutical enthusiast and buy yourself some of those... tablets.

1393
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:30,020
What's this? Oh no. Don't. It's glitching.

1394
00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:32,020
Enemy soldier incoming.

1395
00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:37,020
*Bang*

1396
00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:39,020
*Bang*

1397
00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:41,020
*Bang*

1398
00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:43,020
*Bang*

1399
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:47,020
*Bang*

1400
00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:50,020
Will you be rewetting the box, Minister?

1401
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:56,020
I've got a feeling one of these guys is... just here.

1402
00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:58,020
*Bang*

1403
00:53:58,020 --> 00:53:59,020
*Bang*

1404
00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:00,020
*Bang*

1405
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:01,020
*Bang*

1406
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,020
*Bang*

1407
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:03,020
*Bang*

1408
00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:04,020
*Bang*

1409
00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:05,020
*Bang*

1410
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,020
*Bang*

1411
00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,840
play games down on the ground floor.

1412
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,580
Let's just chill out here for fuck's sake.

1413
00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:23,040
Look, let's just take it easy up here, yeah?

1414
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,160
Ah, bounty target's gone dark.

1415
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,240
We lost the contract.

1416
00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:37,740
Rory Duggan, thank you very much.

1417
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,260
This creep is around here somewhere.

1418
00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:45,240
I heard a footstep.

1419
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:53,240
What?

1420
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:08,240
What?

1421
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,840
And now it's crashed.

1422
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,760
But I mean, look, you could tell, you could see

1423
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,880
how amazing that gameplay was.

1424
00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:22,420
Six body bags on offer from fucking Teemu.

1425
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:57,420
Shaggo hard.

1426
00:55:57,420 --> 00:56:02,840
Let's go for one more, yeah?

1427
00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:05,820
Ping went through the roof.

1428
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,360
Jeff Bezos and the lads trying to stop me from getting a victory royale.

1429
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,580
Thank you very much for the tip.

1430
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:14,200
I can just actually catch up with a few of the kind, hearted, and generous messages you've

1431
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:14,680
sent me there.

1432
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,600
This is an unbeatable pace.

1433
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:24,040
I wonder if they log me out of the game because there's a playlist update available.

1434
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,000
Is that what this is?

1435
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,160
This is an unbeatable pace, says Steve Jennings.

1436
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,480
And that loadout is the meta buster.

1437
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:40,500
We've seen it here first.

1438
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:41,380
GG.

1439
00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:47,320
By the way, Far Cry 5 is worth a go and would vibe with the stream.

1440
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:52,020
Interesting, interesting, interesting developments.

1441
00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,900
Rejoining game mismatch playlist.

1442
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,900
Unable to rejoin game.

1443
00:56:59,140 --> 00:57:01,900
I think you outpaced the servers, says Super 10.

1444
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,040
And they thought you were a pace machine.

1445
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,360
Look.

1446
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,820
It's consistent with what we saw, anyway.

1447
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:17,640
I mean, a lot of the fucking players out there probably didn't understand what they were facing.

1448
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:26,260
I dare say maybe complaints were launched towards Infinity Ward or whoever's fucking making the game.

1449
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,860
Lorenzo Antonio says, Fat Cry 5 is a great game.

1450
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,220
Haven't heard of it.

1451
00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:38,400
It sounds like Far Cry.

1452
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:45,940
You're steaming on the Twitch to Francis, asks C-Mac.

1453
00:57:46,060 --> 00:57:47,900
Well, I'm not steaming just yet.

1454
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,480
Haven't even hit any alcohol.

1455
00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:55,160
But if I was steaming, it would only be on YouTube at the moment.

1456
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:06,560
And treat yourself to a nice cheese coleslaw sandwich, says McGough, to make up for it.

1457
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,060
Look, Francis.

1458
00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:09,400
Well, I mean, look, we're in the lobby already.

1459
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:13,520
I don't have time to go and fix up a cheeser.

1460
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:21,640
Maybe in due course, but thank you very much, Booker Hentai.

1461
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,160
Dum Dum the Dodo Gruesome Twosome.

1462
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,320
Merry Christmas to the lads, Pat and Paul.

1463
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,620
Kenny Cunningham, thank you very much.

1464
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:30,740
Nan Rusty Bullet Hole.

1465
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:32,300
Lord of the Ping.

1466
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,520
Very, very, very kind of you.

1467
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:48,600
I'm fine with playing this just because I know there'll be a kind of a nice come down into the exit.

1468
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:48,660
Real things.

1469
00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:49,420
Target practice.

1470
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:51,260
Real things coming soon.

1471
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:52,920
Real things.

1472
00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:56,300
Get down to the war zone and get your target practice in.

1473
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:57,200
Real things coming.

1474
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:57,880
Nice packages.

1475
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:58,980
Like Christmas Eve.

1476
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:02,900
When I get a present, tied up in nice wrapping paper with a lovely bow.

1477
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,940
Make sure you watch your ass down there.

1478
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:09,680
Boys who've got presents, they're going to be dishing them out all over Christmas Day.

1479
00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:11,660
We don't call it Christmas around here, though.

1480
00:59:11,780 --> 00:59:12,480
It's the holidays.

1481
00:59:12,660 --> 00:59:13,400
Get that straight.

1482
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,280
Get that right.

1483
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,100
You're going down to the war zone.

1484
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,280
Make sure you brought your presents that you brought.

1485
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,500
You're not going to get time to go and collect them again.

1486
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,540
Are they wrapped?

1487
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,240
Good.

1488
00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:24,940
We want to make sure each and everyone has a nice bow.

1489
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,680
Make sure you've got it attached.

1490
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:33,060
What would you call that little thing you write on?

1491
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:34,240
A card.

1492
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:35,960
Make sure they've got a card.

1493
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:41,060
Want names, loves, kisses, hugs, best wishes, all that shit.

1494
00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:46,640
Thank you very much, sir.

1495
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,060
Come, apple green.

1496
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,860
Brandon, thank you very much.

1497
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,600
All stations, we are green to go.

1498
00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:52,580
Stand by for deployment.

1499
00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:53,960
Stand by.

1500
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,080
Make sure you've got everything tied up in a nice little pouch.

1501
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,400
We call it a Christmas pouch.

1502
00:59:58,540 --> 01:00:00,380
We're airborne at three.

1503
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:02,820
There we are.

1504
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,160
There we are.

1505
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,360
The green light.

1506
01:00:05,620 --> 01:00:07,200
We're deploying you to the front lines.

1507
01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:08,200
You're up.

1508
01:00:08,460 --> 01:00:09,200
Grab your chutes.

1509
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,840
Enemy activity will be high.

1510
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,920
Expect contact early and often.

1511
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:17,640
There you are.

1512
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,800
Just in time for the Christmas season.

1513
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:20,920
Holiday time.

1514
01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:22,060
You know what that means?

1515
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:23,440
You're going to the war zone.

1516
01:00:23,940 --> 01:00:25,420
It sure is nasty down there.

1517
01:00:25,660 --> 01:00:27,600
Body bags aplenty.

1518
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,460
Gas is approaching on your position.

1519
01:00:34,660 --> 01:00:35,520
Move to the safe zone.

1520
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:38,760
Cash, drop a mirror out.

1521
01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:42,680
Cash rules everything around me.

1522
01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:44,000
Cream, get the money.

1523
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,260
Freddy, Freddy Durst, y'all.

1524
01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:49,500
Arian, Arian Robin Pace.

1525
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,780
Thank you very much.

1526
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,040
Very kind of you.

1527
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,540
I thought at the time when I started talking like this that it was like Fontaine.

1528
01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:57,900
Turns out it's not.

1529
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:02,540
It's more of a southern kind of, you got a Texan kind of bro.

1530
01:01:02,540 --> 01:01:05,160
Texan drawl going on down there.

1531
01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:07,840
Make sure to wash your ass down that war zone.

1532
01:01:10,060 --> 01:01:11,980
But remember, no Russian.

1533
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,460
We don't like that language.

1534
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,440
Spurge, thank you very much.

1535
01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:24,500
Spurge.

1536
01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:27,940
This isn't a great place to land.

1537
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:28,940
I've just realized.

1538
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,240
But there's a fella down there.

1539
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:34,460
It all changes when you see a fella down there.

1540
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,660
You got gas moving in.

1541
01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:40,520
Make sure that you're well stocked up with the correct medication.

1542
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,000
You hear?

1543
01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:50,280
First things first, you want to give him a bit of stickball.

1544
01:01:56,940 --> 01:01:58,240
Watch your ass.

1545
01:01:58,260 --> 01:01:59,500
He's inside that unit.

1546
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,700
Lovely bit of filth there.

1547
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,000
Is it too loud?

1548
01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:14,360
Thank you very much, Big Hoss.

1549
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,440
Is the gameplay, is the shooting too loud?

1550
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:17,520
Please tell me there.

1551
01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:21,620
There's still a fucking man over in that house there.

1552
01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:24,540
He's waiting for me to make a move.

1553
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,700
Of that, I'm sure.

1554
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:30,260
It's not loud enough.

1555
01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:30,720
Great stuff.

1556
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:36,580
Well, I can safely say we haven't had the audio fuck-up issue just yet.

1557
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,080
We had in the last game.

1558
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:39,880
Not that it did me any harm.

1559
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:44,400
Anyway, six body bags on special offer from fucking Timu Pookie's outfit.

1560
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,160
Known as Timu the website.

1561
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,620
Okay, footsteps abound down here.

1562
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,400
I have no granatas.

1563
01:02:56,420 --> 01:03:03,380
He's in that little fucking...

1564
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:10,260
I'm trying to wipe him out with Fennec.

1565
01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:10,320
I'm trying to wipe him out with Fennec.

1566
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:32,380
Someone's trying to Timu... Timu Pookie me from the other side of the region map.

1567
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,800
Good job, he's region locked.

1568
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:41,200
I'm gonna make sure this cunt's region locked to fucking NTSC.

1569
01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:44,560
No way am I gonna let him be my pal.

1570
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:59,740
Oh, this other lad is back again in his car.

1571
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,720
Oh, this other lad is back again in his car.

1572
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:07,680
I'm gonna make sure this is back again in his car.

1573
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,680
I'm gonna make sure this is back again in his car.

1574
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,680
I'm gonna make sure this is back again in his car.

1575
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,680
I'm gonna make sure this is back again in his car.

1576
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:14,300
Fuck.

1577
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,640
There's another guy...

1578
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:19,640
There's another guy...

1579
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,800
There's another bit of cheeky business happening around here.

1580
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:23,960
We need to get out of here.

1581
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,100
Wait for this lad to come out of his little shell hole.

1582
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,320
You gotta load out.

1583
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,220
You gotta make sure you get that load out.

1584
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:46,500
Fast.

1585
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:47,040
You hear?

1586
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,160
Okay.

1587
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:51,060
There's a guy right over at the load out zone.

1588
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,240
Yes, he.

1589
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:03,380
Uh oh.

1590
01:05:03,740 --> 01:05:04,560
He's coming back.

1591
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:05,560
He wants blood.

1592
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:06,300
He's ready.

1593
01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:07,720
He's ready for blood.

1594
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,120
Shouldn't have bothered.

1595
01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:18,620
Shmappy.

1596
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:20,580
Shmappy.

1597
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,320
Shmishmash.

1598
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,080
Thank you very much.

1599
01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:23,480
And Ali McDonald says,

1600
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,200
This dog needs his arse wiped.

1601
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:33,080
Will you be rewetting the bar, Minister?

1602
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:34,720
We're packing a 945.

1603
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,300
Ruthless Slayer is up against him.

1604
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,180
I don't have the mic open to shit talk, though.

1605
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,480
How does he get me that fast?

1606
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,040
That's not right.

1607
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:45,440
Fuck you.

1608
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,400
Well, that's that, you know.

1609
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,360
Fight's over, soldier.

1610
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,140
Return to base.

1611
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,400
Looks like your time to war zone's over, soldier.

1612
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:54,940
But we'll get him back.

1613
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,760
We're gonna get him next time.

1614
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,580
Those guys, they don't be day.

1615
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,340
That's why we know we're gonna come back.

1616
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,280
You play 69.

1617
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:05,020
That's a very funny number.

1618
01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:08,180
We used to laugh at that number back in the day.

1619
01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:19,360
Leave that match alone.

1620
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:23,920
And now we will just decrease and decompress

1621
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,220
and move towards the exit.

1622
01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:31,080
Shave a bullock.

1623
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:38,900
Can my pal Jimmy Blood get a get well soon?

1624
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:39,700
Shout out, please.

1625
01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:40,980
He has the double squits.

1626
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,520
Well, how are you getting on there, Jimmy Blood?

1627
01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:47,680
Hopefully you are fine and dandy.

1628
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:48,640
Obviously you're not.

1629
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,900
Your friend says you're not.

1630
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,620
And hopefully you get better just in time

1631
01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:56,140
for the big day itself.

1632
01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:57,400
Christmas Day.

1633
01:06:57,740 --> 01:06:58,660
Christ's Mass.

1634
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,100
The day when they say mass

1635
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,780
in memory of Christ.

1636
01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:07,540
And look at all these beautiful, beautiful

1637
01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:10,960
situations we've been bestowed upon ourselves here.

1638
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:13,420
It's a lovely thing to see.

1639
01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:14,320
It's like Christmas Day.

1640
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,780
And there we have a sleigh ride resurgence going on.

1641
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,500
We're not gonna get involved with that.

1642
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:22,700
I'm quite intrigued as to what the

1643
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:26,000
Japanese subway puzzle game

1644
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,600
will hold for me.

1645
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,200
There were a few jump scares in it.

1646
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,260
Which is why I decided not to play anymore

1647
01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:32,340
and save it for the stream.

1648
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,100
Because it could be interesting.

1649
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:35,940
Hopefully it's not shit.

1650
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:37,360
Let me just

1651
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,920
quickly have a look here

1652
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,140
and get it going.

1653
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,160
I'll just

1654
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,220
put this

1655
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:45,260
screen...

1656
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:47,000
Let me have a look.

1657
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:49,140
Look at this.

1658
01:07:49,140 --> 01:08:19,120
Let's go.

1659
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:33,120
Change that to that.

1660
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,120
That on there.

1661
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:42,120
That's not what we want.

1662
01:08:42,120 --> 01:09:06,580
Bear with me here now folks, till I get this up and running.

1663
01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:10,740
Thank you very much, shmappy, shmishmash, Ali, I got you, I got you.

1664
01:09:10,740 --> 01:09:17,740
Thank you very much.

1665
01:09:17,740 --> 01:09:24,120
COVID-19. And Rickards, thank you very much. Francis, can you give some words of support

1666
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:29,320
to my friend Narnold? He's going through a bit of a rough patch. He's got a bad case of

1667
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:37,700
the squirts. Thanks very much. Well look, if you just watched that there, Narnold, then I'm

1668
01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:43,020
sure it will leave you feeling a lot more refreshed and with a lot more of a positive outlook on

1669
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:53,220
life as well. I, against all the odds, against a high ping and bad audio issues and a non-meta-stasized

1670
01:09:53,220 --> 01:09:59,700
loadout, I managed to make it down to the final few with, and it looked like it was, it was so

1671
01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:05,520
hot that they had to close the game down. So I mean, if I can achieve that, anyone can achieve

1672
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:13,080
that. Although maybe not. It has to be said, maybe you won't be able to achieve that. If I put the exit

1673
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:25,280
exit 8, I'll run that as administrator. Then I go into the OBS unit. Then select on the OBS game capture.

1674
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:54,080
Okay, bear with me. I'll just, I'll try and, I'll have to stop the fucking stream thing. The stream will keep going, but I have to stop the software and restart it again. But the stream should keep going. Hopefully it won't fucking cut out altogether.

1675
01:10:54,080 --> 01:11:04,500
Moondust is still a problem.

1676
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:34,480
Moondust.

1677
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:38,760
Moondust is still a problem.

1678
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,920
Moondust.

1679
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,780
Moondust.

1680
01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:46,640
Moondust.

1681
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,480
Moondust.

1682
01:11:49,480 --> 01:12:19,460
Thank you.

1683
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:39,960
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

1684
01:12:39,960 --> 01:13:08,520
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust.

1685
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:14,240
Moon dust. Moon dust.

1686
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:44,220
Thank you.

1687
01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:54,020
Moon dust is still a problem.

1688
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:56,160
Moon dust.

1689
01:13:56,160 --> 01:14:01,880
Moon dust.

1690
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,740
Moon dust.

1691
01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:14,160
Moon dust.

1692
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:17,020
Moon dust.

1693
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,020
Moon dust.

1694
01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:24,020
Moon dust.

1695
01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:30,220
Okay, now my fucking face is not even visible on the screen.

1696
01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:33,580
Moon dust.

1697
01:14:33,580 --> 01:14:35,580
That should be visible enough now.

1698
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:36,820
Too visible.

1699
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:52,820
Something or other about the game.

1700
01:14:52,940 --> 01:14:59,820
I think you have to have the fucking stream yoke started in administrator mode and it wasn't

1701
01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:01,100
some boring shite like that.

1702
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:02,040
Now.

1703
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:02,140
Now.

1704
01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:15,860
Now we need the game audio.

1705
01:15:25,340 --> 01:15:27,740
The game audio will be.

1706
01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:32,860
Right here.

1707
01:15:37,980 --> 01:15:39,160
Right, so this is it.

1708
01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:41,180
I don't know what to expect.

1709
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,160
But I got a fright when I was playing it.

1710
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:48,400
Cold John, thank you very much for the tip there.

1711
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:53,640
I missed your tip when I was trying to sort out this absolutely atrocious technical setup.

1712
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:02,220
You just start off in this tunnel here and this man keeps on walking towards you.

1713
01:16:09,660 --> 01:16:10,060
Oh.

1714
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:13,780
Sensual piece of pudding.

1715
01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:14,920
Thank you very much there.

1716
01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:15,920
And Cold John, thank you.

1717
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,820
Am I right in saying Father Fennec will be saying midnight mass up the town this year?

1718
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,180
I'll be in the pews.

1719
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,480
Pure steaming after a few creamies.

1720
01:16:23,540 --> 01:16:27,640
Creamies down the local and seeing Sally O'Brien and the way she might look.

1721
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:32,040
It's an interesting visual you paint there with your words.

1722
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:36,220
Canvas is the text box in the allocated tip thing.

1723
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,920
And the paint is your lexicon.

1724
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:43,980
And the final painting itself is what I've just read there.

1725
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:47,520
And I can say yes, Father Fennec will be saying last rites.

1726
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:56,000
Thank you very much, Andy the Fork.

1727
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:05,720
Says keep left.

1728
01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:08,520
But you go around the corner and then you're in...

1729
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,520
You're in the same...

1730
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:14,420
place that you started off as.

1731
01:17:14,780 --> 01:17:15,680
So this is where we start.

1732
01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:17,700
And then this fella comes wrong with a briefcase.

1733
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:26,520
It's open.

1734
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,940
I don't know what these posters, whether or not you're meant to read or anything.

1735
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:32,320
I did this where I stood in front of him.

1736
01:17:32,740 --> 01:17:35,700
And just, I don't let him go by and he keeps trying to walk like that.

1737
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:39,860
I wonder if you make him move to a different kind of side...

1738
01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:45,300
Does that have any effect on it at all?

1739
01:17:45,380 --> 01:17:47,040
Baby Joe, thank you very much there.

1740
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:50,140
Can you send a word of encouragement?

1741
01:17:50,140 --> 01:17:51,220
Wife, big fans.

1742
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:52,020
Yes.

1743
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:54,540
Feeling crap with morning sickness.

1744
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,640
Yeah, look, I know all about it.

1745
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:57,480
Morning sickness.

1746
01:17:58,580 --> 01:18:00,500
A few late nights there the last week.

1747
01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:02,660
Fucking not great.

1748
01:18:03,340 --> 01:18:04,140
The day after.

1749
01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:04,500
Ha!

1750
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:06,060
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1751
01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:07,440
No, obviously I...

1752
01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:12,980
I understand you mean it's probably the baby involved in the situation there.

1753
01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:15,060
It's nothing drink related, thank God.

1754
01:18:15,180 --> 01:18:17,640
But, uh, yeah, look, definitely don't drink anyways.

1755
01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:20,240
Definitely don't drink anyways.

1756
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:27,560
Book.

1757
01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:28,540
Dancer.

1758
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:29,320
Thank you very much.

1759
01:18:29,380 --> 01:18:30,200
So we've...

1760
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,700
You can see where we're going with this.

1761
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,540
We go around two or three corners and we come back to the...

1762
01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:35,980
A repeat scenario.

1763
01:18:36,220 --> 01:18:39,220
So the idea really is to probably fucking...

1764
01:18:40,060 --> 01:18:43,220
Not do the same thing over and over again.

1765
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,220
But I'm quite interested in...

1766
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:47,480
Where this guy is gonna go.

1767
01:18:54,140 --> 01:18:55,320
Wonder if you go around there.

1768
01:18:55,740 --> 01:18:56,360
Can you get to him?

1769
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:56,880
Yeah, you can.

1770
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:05,280
Does he come out of there then?

1771
01:19:06,060 --> 01:19:06,680
Is it...

1772
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:16,320
And now he's stopped.

1773
01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:17,680
Now this kind of is...

1774
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:18,680
A bit...

1775
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:20,700
Weird now.

1776
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,600
So we've followed him around.

1777
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,080
We can see what's going on.

1778
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:54,060
Thank you.

1779
01:19:54,060 --> 01:20:24,040
Thank you.

1780
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:32,760
And there we go.

1781
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:41,480
Thank you.

1782
01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:50,200
Thank you.

1783
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:58,920
Thank you.

1784
01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:07,640
Thank you.

1785
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:19,860
Alright, so leave him there, he's looking at the phone.

1786
01:21:19,860 --> 01:21:24,860
He's not gonna come down here again if he's already around the corner.

1787
01:21:24,860 --> 01:21:51,800
And there he is again. I don't know how I got to... Thomas Swift, thank you very much for your tip there. I think I should make him walk over on the left again. That might have some effect.

1788
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:58,800
Do that.

1789
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:16,800
Maybe I go backwards when he looks at the phone, maybe I just go backwards then.

1790
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:23,800
Alright, look. Don't overlook any anomalies. If you find anomalies, turn around immediately. If you don't find anomalies, do not turn back.

1791
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:38,800
Alright, look. Don't overlook any anomalies. If you find anomalies, turn around immediately. If you don't find anomalies, do not turn back.

1792
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:45,800
So that's an anomaly that he's stopped, is it? So turn around.

1793
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,240
So turn around.

1794
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,340
What?

1795
01:22:53,340 --> 01:23:23,320
What?

1796
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:30,200
Anomaly would be the thing that sticks out.

1797
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,780
Well, it does. Does it stick out?

1798
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,440
Or does it not stick out that he's just

1799
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:35,280
standing there looking at the phone?

1800
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:38,500
Oh, and that's weird enough now.

1801
01:23:38,540 --> 01:23:39,320
The little glance.

1802
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:42,140
Something's going on there with the little glance

1803
01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:43,320
I'm not too fond of.

1804
01:23:43,320 --> 01:24:07,320
Whoa!

1805
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:07,920
Whoa!

1806
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:29,820
Do you know?

1807
01:24:30,340 --> 01:24:32,020
That didn't happen to me the last time.

1808
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,900
It was a two-man group scenario.

1809
01:24:34,860 --> 01:24:36,300
Not a river of blood.

1810
01:24:36,300 --> 01:25:06,280
Not a river of blood.

1811
01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:09,280
I looked at him and then I went back.

1812
01:25:12,260 --> 01:25:14,280
Watch him stop and then...

1813
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:30,900
Anomaly. Thank you very, very much there.

1814
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:34,080
I'm hoping that there's a lot of text in that...

1815
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:36,080
Chat, I'm hoping...

1816
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:39,680
I want to try and do this without any help just yet.

1817
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,660
Although, if it's still like this in five minutes,

1818
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:45,820
I'm going to look at the help text.

1819
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:51,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1820
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:55,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1821
01:25:55,080 --> 01:26:02,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1822
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:04,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1823
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:11,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1824
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:13,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1825
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:15,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1826
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1827
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:20,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1828
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:21,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1829
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:22,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1830
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:23,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1831
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:24,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1832
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1833
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:26,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1834
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1835
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:28,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1836
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:29,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1837
01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:30,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1838
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:31,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1839
01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:32,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1840
01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:33,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1841
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:34,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1842
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1843
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:36,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1844
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1845
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1846
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:39,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1847
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:40,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1848
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:41,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1849
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:42,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1850
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:43,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1851
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:44,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1852
01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:45,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1853
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:46,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1854
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:47,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1855
01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:48,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1856
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:49,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1857
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:50,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1858
01:26:50,080 --> 01:27:08,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1859
01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1860
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:13,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1861
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1862
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1863
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:24,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1864
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:26,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1865
01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:27,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1866
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1867
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:29,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1868
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1869
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1870
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:32,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1871
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1872
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:34,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1873
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1874
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:37,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1875
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:38,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1876
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:39,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1877
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:40,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1878
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:41,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1879
01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:42,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1880
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1881
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:44,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1882
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:45,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1883
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1884
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1885
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:48,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1886
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:49,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1887
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1888
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:51,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1889
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:52,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1890
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:53,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1891
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:54,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1892
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1893
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:56,080
"Covid-19!"

1894
01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:57,080
"Variant of concern."

1895
01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:58,080
"Thank you very much, Paul Mischel."

1896
01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,080
"Covid-19!"

1897
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:00,080
"Variant of concern."

1898
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:02,080
"Thank you very much, Paul Mischel."

1899
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:03,080
"Variant of concern."

1900
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:04,080
"Thank you very much, Paul Mischel."

1901
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:09,080
"Thank you very much, Paul Mischel."

1902
01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:31,080
"It says 'Keep playing'"

1903
01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:32,080
"It says 'Keep left'"

1904
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:33,080
"I haven't been keeping left."

1905
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,080
"It says 'Keep left'"

1906
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,080
"I haven't been keeping left."

1907
01:28:35,080 --> 01:29:02,080
*sad music*

1908
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:03,080
Fuck's sake!

1909
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:14,080
*sad music*

1910
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:15,080
And again!

1911
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:19,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas!

1912
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:22,080
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas!

1913
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:25,080
Grandmaster Thomas, thank you very much.

1914
01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:37,080
*sad music*

1915
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:41,080
Now look, this has changed. Exit 1. That's changed to 1.

1916
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:55,080
*sad music*

1917
01:29:55,080 --> 01:30:09,080
*sad music*

1918
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,080
For fuck's sake!

1919
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:29,080
*sad music*

1920
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:33,080
*sad music*

1921
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:37,080
I went through a passageway and all the posters were just like that.

1922
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,080
Maybe it's a case of just running around again-

1923
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:40,080
*sad music*

1924
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:42,080
But the last time I played it-

1925
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,080
*sad music*

1926
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:45,080
*sad music*

1927
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:52,080
There were two Japanese fellas walking past me and then kinda like the ring or one of those shock-

1928
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,080
*sad music*

1929
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:55,080
It was like a shock moment that just appeared in front of my eyes.

1930
01:30:55,080 --> 01:31:02,080
eyes. Fave Dolly, thank you very much for the tip there, I hope you're getting on well.

1931
01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:25,060
So this is, now it says one. So now, now we go this way. Fuckin' hell. Now it says two.

1932
01:31:25,060 --> 01:31:55,040
So now, now we go.

1933
01:31:55,040 --> 01:32:02,040
Does this have any bearing on the proceedings if I just stay with him here?

1934
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:27,320
Does this have any bearing on the proceedings if I just stay with him here?

1935
01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:28,720
You want to get it to 8.

1936
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:43,120
So that means exit 8, so 0.

1937
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:49,400
Just turn those footsteps down, sorry.

1938
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:54,840
They might have been too loud, I'm not sure.

1939
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:55,840
Now 1.

1940
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:56,840
Okay, so we've got to 1.

1941
01:32:56,840 --> 01:33:01,840
And I know if we... but it says if you see an anomaly, turn around.

1942
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:04,840
So the fact that it was 1 there, we probably should have turned around.

1943
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,840
I don't... I'm not too sure.

1944
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:11,840
I can't even remember how we triggered the blood.

1945
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:12,840
And now 2.

1946
01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:31,840
Is he getting bigger?

1947
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:33,840
Is he getting bigger?

1948
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:34,840
Oh he is.

1949
01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:34,840
He's fucking huge man.

1950
01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:47,840
This is like Alice in Wonderland kind of shit.

1951
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:48,840
And now we're back to 0.

1952
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:49,840
Oh he had to turn around.

1953
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:50,840
Oh he had to turn around.

1954
01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:51,840
Oh he had to turn around.

1955
01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:54,840
Obviously that was an anomaly.

1956
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:55,840
Okay.

1957
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:56,840
We know what we're doing.

1958
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,840
We're firing on all cylinders now.

1959
01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:00,840
He's back to normal size.

1960
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:02,840
He's a normal size man.

1961
01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:05,840
Which is comforting.

1962
01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:06,840
Zero.

1963
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:07,840
Again, zero.

1964
01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:08,840
What the fuck?

1965
01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:09,840
I don't even know if that's a glitch.

1966
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,840
Or is that meant to be part of the fucking...

1967
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:18,300
What the fuck?

1968
01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:20,480
I don't even know if that's a glitch.

1969
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:24,700
Or is that meant to be part of the fucking...

1970
01:34:24,700 --> 01:34:47,440
I'm just gonna stay on the left at all times because it's telling us to stop.

1971
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:51,860
Imagine if he came round and he was tiny then.

1972
01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:52,860
Okay.

1973
01:35:00,860 --> 01:35:02,280
GG Allen, thank you very much.

1974
01:35:02,340 --> 01:35:03,980
Okay, we're back to one, we're back to one.

1975
01:35:04,660 --> 01:35:09,080
I'm gonna turn round when we see whatever the fuck happens next.

1976
01:35:19,220 --> 01:35:25,520
I'd feel a lot safer if I had a weapon in the hand as well because it just feels as though I'm gonna get attacked at some stage.

1977
01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:30,640
Now, number two.

1978
01:35:31,180 --> 01:35:32,040
Frank McCord.

1979
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:36,120
So we turn around if we see something strange.

1980
01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:36,200
Okay.

1981
01:35:36,700 --> 01:35:59,000
I'm just looking to see if he's changed his clothes or anything, you know?

1982
01:35:59,000 --> 01:35:59,340
Okay.

1983
01:35:59,340 --> 01:36:08,440
Back to zero again.

1984
01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:09,680
Zero.

1985
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:19,860
A real crisp stepper.

1986
01:36:19,860 --> 01:36:40,040
I wonder what made your man become a giant man.

1987
01:36:40,820 --> 01:36:41,860
Do you know when the...

1988
01:36:41,860 --> 01:36:45,360
The time before when he became massive.

1989
01:36:45,980 --> 01:36:47,660
It's the posters and the doors as well.

1990
01:36:47,660 --> 01:36:47,920
Okay.

1991
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:47,960
Okay.

1992
01:36:47,960 --> 01:37:17,940
Thank you.

1993
01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:31,480
Okay, sorry. I need to just look at the corridor that we're in, because I'm going past the same corridor again and again, not noticing if posters have changed or anything.

1994
01:37:37,260 --> 01:37:41,240
What about his face? Here, look. The way his face is like this. We just turn around now.

1995
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:49,000
I don't know if that's a glitch in the game, or is that why, is that meant to happen?

1996
01:37:50,460 --> 01:37:53,500
Three! We're into three.

1997
01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:22,420
Suppose if we try and remember the posters as well, we've got a red, a blue, an orange. Red, blue, orange, white, eyes, black. And Japanese.

1998
01:38:24,420 --> 01:38:30,860
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1999
01:38:34,020 --> 01:38:38,120
Number four, lads. Number four. We're making headway. We're halfway through the game.

2000
01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,400
We make it to eight, we're out of here.

2001
01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:49,680
Fucking hell, look at the speed of this cunt now. He's going fast.

2002
01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:58,380
Five. We're nearly at the end. Back into the war zone. Soon enough.

2003
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:11,600
Red, blue, orange, white. Eyes, black, Japanese.

2004
01:39:16,600 --> 01:39:19,680
Something about his gate. Seems different there.

2005
01:39:25,420 --> 01:39:28,420
Something about his gate. Number six, look.

2006
01:39:30,100 --> 01:39:32,760
And I haven't encountered the two-man group yet.

2007
01:39:41,260 --> 01:39:42,380
No smoking.

2008
01:39:46,220 --> 01:39:51,260
Has he got his phone in his hand? Red, blue, orange, white. Eyes, black, Japanese.

2009
01:39:53,260 --> 01:39:56,100
He's got a phone in his hand. He looks normal enough.

2010
01:39:57,720 --> 01:40:03,040
I'm not too sure about these guys. These doors. I haven't been taking much notice of these guys at all.

2011
01:40:09,120 --> 01:40:10,040
Back to zero.

2012
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:17,000
What did I miss there?

2013
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:30,660
It's the doors.

2014
01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:33,560
There's a handle in the middle of the door.

2015
01:40:34,760 --> 01:40:35,540
On that one.

2016
01:40:35,540 --> 01:40:44,880
Okay, so the third door has a handle in the middle.

2017
01:40:47,620 --> 01:40:48,460
No smoking.

2018
01:40:49,180 --> 01:40:51,540
Security camera, top left of the...

2019
01:40:51,540 --> 01:40:52,440
beginning of the corridor.

2020
01:40:52,660 --> 01:40:54,200
Another security camera there.

2021
01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:57,100
This fucking thing, whatever this is, look.

2022
01:40:57,220 --> 01:40:58,540
Got a red...

2023
01:40:58,540 --> 01:41:00,700
job.

2024
01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:04,500
Red light in the middle.

2025
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:22,320
Low key Danny, thank you very much.

2026
01:41:22,320 --> 01:41:23,480
Low key Danny.

2027
01:41:23,480 --> 01:41:36,280
Look at this now, this door.

2028
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:40,080
The- Okay, yeah, we need to move back the light.

2029
01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:43,240
That door- the door over there doesn't have a handle in the middle.

2030
01:41:43,240 --> 01:41:48,380
It's creepy enough, this, isn't it?

2031
01:41:48,380 --> 01:41:49,380
Now one.

2032
01:41:49,380 --> 01:41:50,380
Okay.

2033
01:41:50,380 --> 01:41:55,380
So security camera top left.

2034
01:41:58,980 --> 01:42:01,380
Was that cigarette green?

2035
01:42:01,380 --> 01:42:04,380
That's what I'm asking you here.

2036
01:42:07,380 --> 01:42:09,380
Those are faces look.

2037
01:42:16,380 --> 01:42:18,380
It wasn't green was it?

2038
01:42:18,380 --> 01:42:21,380
Two, I was right.

2039
01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:22,380
And- and look.

2040
01:42:22,380 --> 01:42:26,380
The- the fucking tracks on the tiles turned into faces.

2041
01:42:30,380 --> 01:42:32,380
What a creepy wizard this guy is.

2042
01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:33,380
I'd love to be able to-

2043
01:42:33,380 --> 01:42:37,380
Go over and just choke hold him and go, "What's going on here?

2044
01:42:37,380 --> 01:42:39,380
What's going on?"

2045
01:42:39,380 --> 01:42:53,900
on camera cigarette is green look the cigarette is green but there's no faces on the floor anymore

2046
01:42:53,900 --> 01:43:02,720
florian at the air vents i haven't been paying attention to the air vents either he's got

2047
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:17,460
everything going on for him that's normal whoa the fuck is that i don't think staying left matters

2048
01:43:17,460 --> 01:43:31,960
lads we're into three we're getting into three got the red the blue the orange the white the eyes the

2049
01:43:31,960 --> 01:43:40,720
black the japanese that these doors are normal enough i don't remember that thing there i don't

2050
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:49,860
remember seeing that but it is what it is thank you very much there andy the fork what's the game

2051
01:43:49,860 --> 01:43:55,380
called the exit eight and see this word number four we need to get to eight but it keeps on

2052
01:43:56,380 --> 01:44:04,140
throwing up a few fucking curveballs multitude of curveballs are being thrown our way

2053
01:44:05,140 --> 01:44:13,900
he looks normal enough now the doors are normal enough i'm not sure about those that box there and i have

2054
01:44:13,900 --> 01:44:22,660
missed something we're back to zero let's just go back and see what this

2055
01:44:22,660 --> 01:44:31,420
i will not allow anyone to steal my work on the g virus jacob re smog thank you very much for the smog very very kind of you you old dog

2056
01:44:31,420 --> 01:44:40,180
you old dog it seems as though there's two vents over the first door one of those hatch yokes and another hatch yoke over there then you've got this

2057
01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:48,940
i initially thought on the last when we came through here that those two little glass panels

2058
01:44:48,940 --> 01:44:57,700
see this is a glass panel under the red band and then there's another glass panel i thought they changed their position

2059
01:44:57,700 --> 01:45:03,280
through here that those two little glass panels see this is a glass panel under

2060
01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:07,360
the red band and then there's another glass panel I thought they changed their

2061
01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:16,820
position the cigarette is definitely green on all of the posters there's a

2062
01:45:16,820 --> 01:45:46,700
I hope it doesn't get down to

2063
01:45:46,700 --> 01:45:56,000
they changed the Japanese text around because I can't fuckin whoa oh let's get

2064
01:45:56,000 --> 01:46:16,580
out of here let's get out of here fast and then there we go I'd be really fuckin' shitted up now if

2065
01:46:16,580 --> 01:46:25,880
if he came around the corner and it was me like it was just a computer avatar of me that would I'd have to

2066
01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:35,180
shut the stream down then and go and have a little think wanna have a drink

2067
01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:37,180
*Scoffs*

2068
01:47:01,660 --> 01:47:03,900
Did the post- did the post remove again?

2069
01:47:04,500 --> 01:47:07,220
No, that's okay. That's did. Thank you very much, Grugoski.

2070
01:47:10,900 --> 01:47:12,900
Back to three.

2071
01:47:14,220 --> 01:47:17,020
Heavy buzz, isn't it? This is a real heavy buzz.

2072
01:47:21,140 --> 01:47:24,540
No door. That's easy. You're not gonna get me with that.

2073
01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:31,160
Number four. Here we are halfway there.

2074
01:47:33,820 --> 01:48:01,260
Handel. Handel's Messiah.

2075
01:48:01,260 --> 01:48:04,940
Five.

2076
01:48:04,940 --> 01:48:34,920
Five.

2077
01:48:34,920 --> 01:48:37,140
Six.

2078
01:48:37,140 --> 01:48:39,140
Six.

2079
01:48:39,140 --> 01:48:41,140
Six.

2080
01:48:41,140 --> 01:48:43,140
Six.

2081
01:48:43,140 --> 01:48:45,140
Six.

2082
01:48:45,140 --> 01:48:47,140
Six.

2083
01:48:47,140 --> 01:48:49,140
Six.

2084
01:48:49,140 --> 01:48:51,140
Six.

2085
01:48:51,140 --> 01:48:53,140
Six.

2086
01:48:53,140 --> 01:48:55,140
Six.

2087
01:48:55,140 --> 01:48:57,140
Six.

2088
01:48:57,140 --> 01:48:59,140
Six.

2089
01:48:59,140 --> 01:49:01,140
Six.

2090
01:49:01,140 --> 01:49:03,140
Six.

2091
01:49:03,140 --> 01:49:05,140
Six.

2092
01:49:05,140 --> 01:49:07,140
Six.

2093
01:49:07,140 --> 01:49:09,140
Six.

2094
01:49:09,140 --> 01:49:11,140
Six.

2095
01:49:11,140 --> 01:49:13,140
Six.

2096
01:49:13,140 --> 01:49:32,140
*Tonk*

2097
01:49:32,140 --> 01:49:34,140
He's saying no phone. He had a phone on him.

2098
01:49:34,140 --> 01:49:38,140
*Tonk*

2099
01:49:38,140 --> 01:49:41,140
Thank you very much there, Grogoski, for the tip.

2100
01:49:41,140 --> 01:49:46,140
Just a quick look at the camera there. An escape vent hatch.

2101
01:49:46,140 --> 01:49:53,140
I don't want to get down to counting lights and then looking at this thing here, look.

2102
01:49:53,140 --> 01:49:59,140
Tic-tac-toe. Numbers changing. That door's ajar.

2103
01:49:59,140 --> 01:50:04,140
And each one of these doors has a little keyhole above the knob.

2104
01:50:04,140 --> 01:50:26,140
*Tonk*

2105
01:50:26,140 --> 01:50:28,140
He has his phone.

2106
01:50:38,140 --> 01:50:39,140
Two.

2107
01:50:41,140 --> 01:50:54,140
*Tonk*

2108
01:50:54,140 --> 01:50:55,140
Oh. Fuck.

2109
01:50:55,140 --> 01:50:55,640
Fuck.

2110
01:51:09,380 --> 01:51:10,100
Three.

2111
01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:17,300
These posters are all normal.

2112
01:51:17,300 --> 01:51:18,900
Again, that's fine.

2113
01:51:18,900 --> 01:51:20,540
That's fine.

2114
01:51:20,540 --> 01:51:22,540
That's all fine.

2115
01:51:22,540 --> 01:51:27,380
He has a phone in his hand.

2116
01:51:27,380 --> 01:51:28,380
That's all fine.

2117
01:51:36,700 --> 01:51:42,780
Maybe interesting to note here that these things are lines and the corner ones are little balls.

2118
01:51:42,780 --> 01:51:56,940
Red, blue, orange, white, eyes, black, Japanese.

2119
01:51:56,940 --> 01:51:57,940
Then you've got that.

2120
01:51:57,940 --> 01:51:58,940
Then you've got that.

2121
01:51:58,940 --> 01:51:59,940
Then you've got that.

2122
01:51:59,940 --> 01:52:00,940
That's fine.

2123
01:52:00,940 --> 01:52:01,940
That's all nice.

2124
01:52:01,940 --> 01:52:02,940
That looks nice.

2125
01:52:02,940 --> 01:52:07,780
And I've missed something again.

2126
01:52:07,780 --> 01:52:12,620
I don't know what I missed.

2127
01:52:12,620 --> 01:52:26,620
I didn't look to see if he had a phone.

2128
01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:28,780
I thought I did.

2129
01:52:28,780 --> 01:52:32,780
A1.

2130
01:52:32,780 --> 01:52:48,940
A1.

2131
01:52:48,940 --> 01:53:14,300
I don't know what the fuck that is.

2132
01:53:14,300 --> 01:53:17,500
Obviously time to go. We should move, move away fast.

2133
01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:46,060
And there's a man down there in the tiles. Three.

2134
01:53:46,060 --> 01:54:08,060
Zero again.

2135
01:54:08,060 --> 01:54:20,060
Zero again.

2136
01:54:20,060 --> 01:54:38,060
Someone's knocking on your door. Someone's ringing your bell. Bell. Someone said bell. Is there a bell? Was there a bell?

2137
01:54:38,060 --> 01:54:50,060
Sometimes the middle sign will say turn around. Fucking hell. It's a lot to take in because...

2138
01:54:50,060 --> 01:54:56,060
Are we time restricted with this guy walking around? Do we have to notice...

2139
01:54:56,060 --> 01:55:00,060
Oh!

2140
01:55:00,060 --> 01:55:12,060
No, we've won.

2141
01:55:12,060 --> 01:55:24,060
Look at this fucker now.

2142
01:55:24,060 --> 01:55:26,060
Smiley buck.

2143
01:55:26,060 --> 01:55:30,060
Smiley buck.

2144
01:55:30,060 --> 01:55:42,060
Okay, look. Easy. Easy as pie. We're gonna be out of this place in no time.

2145
01:55:42,060 --> 01:55:56,060
With my observ-

2146
01:55:56,060 --> 01:56:00,060
With my observational skills. We should be out of here in fucking no time.

2147
01:56:00,060 --> 01:56:06,060
Just making sure these posters haven't changed or anything like that. Nothing says the exit.

2148
01:56:06,060 --> 01:56:08,060
There.

2149
01:56:08,060 --> 01:56:11,820
Here he's got a phone. He's not smiling. He looks the same as he did before

2150
01:56:13,220 --> 01:56:20,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

2151
01:56:24,460 --> 01:56:27,740
And I got it wrong for fuck's sake

2152
01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:33,640
Got that one right

2153
01:56:35,100 --> 01:56:37,920
Check the back of the exit sign after you pass it

2154
01:56:41,820 --> 01:56:45,100
His eyes were not moving. There was no way his eyes were moving were they?

2155
01:56:49,920 --> 01:56:54,960
His eyes followed you on the last poster well here we go

2156
01:56:54,960 --> 01:56:56,960
*Done music*

2157
01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:24,080
Imagine those eyes were fucking following you. Another thing we have to make note of here.

2158
01:57:24,080 --> 01:57:30,080
Is the eyes on the lady here? Brown eye down the bottom there.

2159
01:57:30,080 --> 01:57:36,080
*Done music*

2160
01:57:36,080 --> 01:57:40,080
We're doing well. It's two. It's two.

2161
01:57:40,080 --> 01:57:47,080
This is it. I can feel it now. We've got the feel for it. We know what we're dealing with.

2162
01:57:47,080 --> 01:57:54,080
*Done music*

2163
01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:57,080
The exit date.

2164
01:57:57,080 --> 01:58:01,080
Got his phone. He's got everything. He looks like the same guy that we all know.

2165
01:58:01,080 --> 01:58:03,080
*Done music*

2166
01:58:03,080 --> 01:58:05,080
That's fine.

2167
01:58:05,080 --> 01:58:09,080
*Done music*

2168
01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:11,080
*Done music*

2169
01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:13,080
*Done music*

2170
01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:25,080
*Done music*

2171
01:58:25,080 --> 01:58:37,080
That's that. That's that. That's okay. This looks all above board. He doesn't look big or tiny or anything. He's wearing the same shoes. No socks. Got a phone. Brown eye.

2172
01:58:37,080 --> 01:58:41,080
*Done music*

2173
01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:48,080
I mean if this is zero again now I'll be very disappointed. And it's zero again. What am I missing here?

2174
01:58:48,080 --> 01:58:49,080
*Done music*

2175
01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:53,080
Is it the... there's a keyhole above the knobs maybe, is it?

2176
01:58:53,080 --> 01:58:55,080
*Done music*

2177
01:58:55,080 --> 01:58:57,080
*Done music*

2178
01:58:57,080 --> 01:59:25,560
And there's a staircase! So we turn around from the staircase. I'm kinda concerned I haven't

2179
01:59:25,560 --> 01:59:54,040
seen the two fellas that was the original hook for me wanting to play this. Okay, no socks, grey shoes, everything's grand there. Blah blah blah. Keyholes above knobs. We're not paying attention to this and I should be but...

2180
01:59:54,040 --> 02:00:22,040
Number two, Frank McCourt. Here we go. Floor looks fine. Floor looks fine to me. Posters are grand. Does he have a different kind of fuckin' face going on there? Or is it... it's the same face but it... does he have a tash? Did he have a tash before? I can't remember.

2181
02:00:22,040 --> 02:00:24,040
I can't remember.

2182
02:00:40,040 --> 02:00:42,040
We're on to three.

2183
02:00:44,040 --> 02:00:50,040
Yeah, does anybody know if time matters? That would be a nice little touch for me to understand whether or not I need to get through.

2184
02:00:54,040 --> 02:00:56,040
I'm certain a lot of time.

2185
02:01:01,040 --> 02:01:03,040
Time doesn't matter.

2186
02:01:03,040 --> 02:01:03,040
Great stuff.

2187
02:01:03,040 --> 02:01:05,040
Brown eyed girl.

2188
02:01:05,040 --> 02:01:09,040
Move fest. Blah blah blah. Check them. They all look sound.

2189
02:01:09,040 --> 02:01:11,040
Great stuff.

2190
02:01:11,040 --> 02:01:17,040
I'm not counting these little escape hatches and I should be.

2191
02:01:17,040 --> 02:01:21,040
And look at this. Here look. That's an anomaly, is it not?

2192
02:01:21,040 --> 02:01:27,040
I don't recall the ceiling. The ceiling pattern has changed there.

2193
02:01:27,040 --> 02:01:33,040
Am I... am I talking shite or is that something that's different?

2194
02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:39,040
I'm gonna go back.

2195
02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:41,040
I'm gonna go back.

2196
02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:50,140
No, I was right.

2197
02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:52,020
Because four is ahead of us.

2198
02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:58,600
But actually...

2199
02:01:58,600 --> 02:02:02,660
Why is it different there?

2200
02:02:11,900 --> 02:02:12,940
Fuck me, man.

2201
02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:17,260
I was... I guessed wrong, but I was right.

2202
02:02:17,260 --> 02:02:19,260
One.

2203
02:02:20,140 --> 02:02:20,820
Two.

2204
02:02:24,520 --> 02:02:26,180
One. Briefcase.

2205
02:02:27,780 --> 02:02:29,140
Ten out of ten.

2206
02:02:32,540 --> 02:02:33,980
Through the keyhole.

2207
02:02:34,760 --> 02:02:38,860
Yeah, I think... I think I was wrong for the right reasons.

2208
02:02:39,160 --> 02:02:40,620
I was right for the wrong reasons.

2209
02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:44,740
And now back to fucking zero again.

2210
02:02:44,740 --> 02:02:59,340
It was the sign.

2211
02:02:59,340 --> 02:02:59,400
Okay.

2212
02:03:08,840 --> 02:03:11,080
I'm not looking over back at the sign ever.

2213
02:03:11,220 --> 02:03:11,400
Okay.

2214
02:03:12,680 --> 02:03:13,600
And he's bigger.

2215
02:03:13,740 --> 02:03:14,640
Size of him, look.

2216
02:03:15,100 --> 02:03:17,360
There's a kind of a Shafi vibe off him as well.

2217
02:03:20,840 --> 02:03:38,060
Look at that.

2218
02:03:38,900 --> 02:03:39,720
We go back.

2219
02:03:39,720 --> 02:03:46,500
We focus everyone now. Focus.

2220
02:03:46,500 --> 02:03:53,380
Sean, thank you very much for re-wetting the bog.

2221
02:03:57,700 --> 02:03:58,660
Focus everyone.

2222
02:04:13,180 --> 02:04:19,760
Just keep him there just in case time is of the essence. Things look normal enough there. We're gonna look back at the sign

2223
02:04:20,500 --> 02:04:24,660
Then it says concourse. I don't know if that matters.

2224
02:04:29,460 --> 02:04:31,460
We're on to three

2225
02:04:31,460 --> 02:05:00,080
So that ceiling is always like that.

2226
02:05:00,080 --> 02:05:02,080
What?

2227
02:05:09,820 --> 02:05:16,180
His eyes the poster looked at us did it? How are you saying that but I ain't it's?

2228
02:05:16,180 --> 02:05:18,180
What?

2229
02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:43,840
Are you on about these eyes here?

2230
02:05:51,260 --> 02:05:52,940
Or are we talking about these eyes?

2231
02:05:53,340 --> 02:05:54,420
Yeah, okay, it's this one, okay.

2232
02:05:54,420 --> 02:05:56,120
Right, right, right, right.

2233
02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:01,420
And we're back to zero again.

2234
02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:03,480
So I missed something back there as well.

2235
02:06:05,120 --> 02:06:06,440
There we go, this is it.

2236
02:06:06,720 --> 02:06:07,560
Two-man group.

2237
02:06:09,800 --> 02:06:12,000
This is where I turn the game off.

2238
02:06:15,860 --> 02:06:17,340
So obviously we move back.

2239
02:06:17,340 --> 02:06:47,320
Thank you.

2240
02:06:47,320 --> 02:07:11,540
Maybe we just... Oh look, red light on the security camera. Floor pattern has changed there into some sort of space invader.

2241
02:07:11,540 --> 02:07:38,840
Sound, sound, sound, sound, sound. Phone, briefcase, socks, face. Hair, sound. Poster, sound.

2242
02:07:39,540 --> 02:07:45,540
There grand, that's grand, that's... There's nothing really unless... Unless I'm missing these fucking things. In which case...

2243
02:07:46,340 --> 02:07:53,040
Let's just have a quick look. Look. There's one up there, another one there, and then another one there. That should be fine.

2244
02:07:53,320 --> 02:07:56,940
And then around here... Is zero.

2245
02:07:58,540 --> 02:08:04,460
Blue poster. So the blue poster was gone, was it?

2246
02:08:04,540 --> 02:08:15,400
Was the blue... Was the blue poster gone completely?

2247
02:08:16,960 --> 02:08:20,060
Can you go back and see it? Has it been reset?

2248
02:08:20,860 --> 02:08:21,540
We go back though.

2249
02:08:27,540 --> 02:08:30,880
His eyes. That's... Yeah.

2250
02:08:33,880 --> 02:08:42,540
Alright, let's just have a little look at these posters then first, because then we'll know. I mean, that's... If those dates and times start to change, then we are fucked because...

2251
02:08:42,540 --> 02:08:46,540
So it's a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. So it's Thursday...

2252
02:08:52,540 --> 02:08:53,540
Thursday has two.

2253
02:08:55,040 --> 02:08:56,540
Saturday has an afternoon.

2254
02:08:57,340 --> 02:08:59,340
Sunday has a morning and an afternoon.

2255
02:09:02,140 --> 02:09:04,140
That kid's eyes aren't meant to be like that.

2256
02:09:19,940 --> 02:09:21,300
12th of the 19th.

2257
02:09:22,140 --> 02:09:23,300
19th of the 12th.

2258
02:09:25,140 --> 02:09:27,140
That's fucking mad, isn't it? Look.

2259
02:09:27,140 --> 02:09:29,140
That's... That's... That's today.

2260
02:09:29,940 --> 02:09:30,940
That's today's date.

2261
02:09:30,940 --> 02:09:33,940
So we need to keep an eye on that. I bet you they're gonna start changing that around.

2262
02:09:33,940 --> 02:09:34,940
The box, Minister.

2263
02:09:36,940 --> 02:09:37,940
Nish, thank you very much.

2264
02:09:37,940 --> 02:09:38,940
Thank you very much.

2265
02:09:38,940 --> 02:10:08,920
Oh, my God.

2266
02:10:08,920 --> 02:10:10,760
Thank you very much, Tommy Snell.

2267
02:10:33,900 --> 02:10:34,680
He's different.

2268
02:10:35,100 --> 02:10:36,900
There's something different about him, is there?

2269
02:10:37,420 --> 02:10:38,500
Already I can sense it.

2270
02:10:38,560 --> 02:10:39,320
Yeah, he's looking at us.

2271
02:10:39,840 --> 02:10:40,460
You creep.

2272
02:10:42,180 --> 02:10:43,600
And that's the way the kid looks.

2273
02:10:45,620 --> 02:10:46,920
And that's the way he's meant to look.

2274
02:10:46,920 --> 02:11:16,900
Thank you.

2275
02:11:16,900 --> 02:11:19,700
This is a fucking nightmare concept.

2276
02:11:20,480 --> 02:11:21,060
Concourse.

2277
02:11:22,220 --> 02:11:23,200
Sign is fine.

2278
02:11:25,840 --> 02:11:27,580
The edge is fine.

2279
02:11:31,200 --> 02:11:31,520
Oh.

2280
02:11:36,520 --> 02:11:37,720
Extra poster.

2281
02:11:38,140 --> 02:11:39,300
Where was the extra poster?

2282
02:11:39,300 --> 02:11:51,300
Oh, the eyes.

2283
02:11:51,680 --> 02:11:53,220
Yeah.

2284
02:11:53,220 --> 02:11:54,220
Yeah.

2285
02:12:07,040 --> 02:12:08,500
Jack's stupid channel.

2286
02:12:08,680 --> 02:12:10,220
It's, um...

2287
02:12:10,220 --> 02:12:12,020
The Exit 8.

2288
02:12:12,140 --> 02:12:12,420
It's called.

2289
02:12:12,520 --> 02:12:14,100
Sensual piece of Xmas pudding.

2290
02:12:14,220 --> 02:12:15,780
Thank you very much for the heavy buzz.

2291
02:12:15,780 --> 02:12:30,140
That's great.

2292
02:12:30,280 --> 02:12:31,420
It's all looking great, yeah.

2293
02:12:31,600 --> 02:12:32,220
That's fine.

2294
02:12:33,080 --> 02:12:33,480
That's...

2295
02:12:33,480 --> 02:12:34,340
Everything's great there.

2296
02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:36,140
It's looking well set up.

2297
02:12:36,760 --> 02:12:37,260
On to...

2298
02:12:37,260 --> 02:12:38,460
On to number 2.

2299
02:12:38,560 --> 02:12:39,160
We shall go.

2300
02:12:39,160 --> 02:12:46,980
And it's zero again.

2301
02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:53,780
Okay, we...

2302
02:12:53,780 --> 02:12:55,320
We can't run anymore.

2303
02:12:55,460 --> 02:12:57,160
We need to...

2304
02:12:57,160 --> 02:12:57,720
Oh, look.

2305
02:12:57,760 --> 02:12:58,240
The sign.

2306
02:13:02,820 --> 02:13:03,420
Yeah, look.

2307
02:13:03,460 --> 02:13:04,280
We can't run anymore.

2308
02:13:04,380 --> 02:13:05,160
We're just gonna...

2309
02:13:05,160 --> 02:13:07,160
We're gonna do this...

2310
02:13:07,880 --> 02:13:08,620
Our way.

2311
02:13:15,260 --> 02:13:16,360
Fucking nightmare, man.

2312
02:13:16,500 --> 02:13:17,240
What a nightmare.

2313
02:13:32,060 --> 02:13:33,020
Alright, nice and...

2314
02:13:33,020 --> 02:13:33,600
Nice and easy.

2315
02:13:33,720 --> 02:13:34,200
No bullshit.

2316
02:13:34,340 --> 02:13:34,860
No bollocks.

2317
02:13:34,960 --> 02:13:35,660
It's not like we...

2318
02:13:35,660 --> 02:13:37,480
We need to get out of here fast anyway.

2319
02:13:37,560 --> 02:13:38,260
But it would be nice.

2320
02:13:48,840 --> 02:13:49,900
Yeah, kid's face.

2321
02:13:50,260 --> 02:13:50,760
Great stuff.

2322
02:13:50,820 --> 02:13:51,600
Because we've...

2323
02:13:51,600 --> 02:13:53,460
We've now reached the point where they're repeating.

2324
02:13:53,580 --> 02:13:54,280
They've lost it.

2325
02:13:54,360 --> 02:13:55,060
They've lost it.

2326
02:13:55,480 --> 02:13:56,260
They've lost.

2327
02:13:56,400 --> 02:13:57,200
And we have won.

2328
02:13:57,200 --> 02:13:58,200
Because they're repeating problems.

2329
02:14:04,760 --> 02:14:17,460
I think this poster...

2330
02:14:17,460 --> 02:14:19,160
At the end has a different eyeball.

2331
02:14:19,160 --> 02:14:19,160
The other...

2332
02:14:19,160 --> 02:14:19,920
At the end has a different eyeball.

2333
02:14:20,920 --> 02:14:22,260
Am I right in saying that?

2334
02:14:22,340 --> 02:14:22,980
Has that got different?

2335
02:14:23,100 --> 02:14:23,700
No, it's the same.

2336
02:14:26,000 --> 02:14:27,100
What about these guys?

2337
02:14:31,000 --> 02:14:32,060
Look at this, look.

2338
02:14:40,060 --> 02:14:41,760
You see, the chat is coming through...

2339
02:14:41,760 --> 02:14:42,760
You see, the chat is coming through maybe about...

2340
02:14:42,760 --> 02:14:45,760
15 seconds maybe after...

2341
02:14:46,760 --> 02:14:47,760
An anomaly.

2342
02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:50,920
So by that time, I could have fucked it up.

2343
02:14:52,480 --> 02:14:54,040
So you're up against it, guys.

2344
02:14:56,440 --> 02:14:57,560
We're all up against it.

2345
02:14:57,660 --> 02:14:58,100
There's a...

2346
02:14:58,100 --> 02:15:00,320
There's a few problems going on here.

2347
02:15:04,580 --> 02:15:05,720
But we'll take it slow.

2348
02:15:05,760 --> 02:15:06,500
I'm not gonna run.

2349
02:15:21,240 --> 02:15:22,860
It all looks fine to me.

2350
02:15:22,900 --> 02:15:24,040
Everything looks fine here.

2351
02:15:24,040 --> 02:15:42,360
Number four.

2352
02:15:43,160 --> 02:15:43,680
Progress.

2353
02:15:44,180 --> 02:15:44,660
Headway.

2354
02:15:51,740 --> 02:15:54,200
Interesting to think we managed to get to seven, was it?

2355
02:15:54,440 --> 02:15:55,460
Six or seven.

2356
02:15:55,800 --> 02:15:56,440
Without much...

2357
02:15:57,300 --> 02:15:58,040
Paying attention.

2358
02:16:07,620 --> 02:16:08,820
You stay there, you.

2359
02:16:09,000 --> 02:16:10,000
You stay there.

2360
02:16:16,440 --> 02:16:17,280
Those are fine.

2361
02:16:17,360 --> 02:16:17,840
That's great.

2362
02:16:18,720 --> 02:16:20,280
Or is there an anomaly there?

2363
02:16:20,380 --> 02:16:21,900
That looks like an anomaly to me.

2364
02:16:21,960 --> 02:16:22,460
Does that look...

2365
02:16:22,460 --> 02:16:22,900
Do the vents...

2366
02:16:23,900 --> 02:16:24,900
Is that an anomaly?

2367
02:16:38,500 --> 02:16:40,600
The vents look good, but were they there, though?

2368
02:16:41,580 --> 02:16:41,940
Okay.

2369
02:16:41,940 --> 02:16:42,040
Okay.

2370
02:16:42,040 --> 02:16:47,000
The floor.

2371
02:16:47,180 --> 02:16:47,660
I've...

2372
02:16:47,660 --> 02:16:49,840
Stopped paying attention to the floor as well.

2373
02:16:51,320 --> 02:16:53,660
Just let's quickly just see this again.

2374
02:16:55,340 --> 02:17:00,120
I think we're gonna get round at zero, and the vents are in different places.

2375
02:17:00,300 --> 02:17:01,740
But you say that it's fine?

2376
02:17:01,900 --> 02:17:02,780
This is your problem.

2377
02:17:02,880 --> 02:17:04,680
This is all your fault if it's zero.

2378
02:17:04,820 --> 02:17:04,960
No?

2379
02:17:05,160 --> 02:17:05,660
Well done.

2380
02:17:07,220 --> 02:17:08,140
That's my problem.

2381
02:17:08,140 --> 02:17:08,240
Okay.

2382
02:17:08,240 --> 02:17:08,240
Okay.

2383
02:17:08,240 --> 02:17:13,680
Got that.

2384
02:17:14,300 --> 02:17:15,120
Got that.

2385
02:17:15,320 --> 02:17:15,780
Got that.

2386
02:17:15,860 --> 02:17:16,520
Got this.

2387
02:17:18,440 --> 02:17:19,320
Got this.

2388
02:17:19,700 --> 02:17:20,480
Got this.

2389
02:17:20,560 --> 02:17:21,180
We've got this.

2390
02:17:21,260 --> 02:17:21,820
We've got this.

2391
02:17:21,900 --> 02:17:22,400
We've got this.

2392
02:17:22,480 --> 02:17:23,020
We've got that.

2393
02:17:23,340 --> 02:17:24,660
We've got the blue man group.

2394
02:17:25,420 --> 02:17:26,680
We've the orange ball.

2395
02:17:29,080 --> 02:17:30,200
We've this guy.

2396
02:17:30,340 --> 02:17:30,860
Fournial.

2397
02:17:30,860 --> 02:17:30,960
Fournial.

2398
02:17:33,300 --> 02:17:34,400
All that stuff.

2399
02:17:34,520 --> 02:17:35,300
That's fine.

2400
02:17:36,080 --> 02:17:36,920
That's fine.

2401
02:17:37,540 --> 02:17:38,140
It's all good.

2402
02:17:38,220 --> 02:17:39,600
That looks different in a way.

2403
02:17:40,180 --> 02:17:40,340
Yeah.

2404
02:17:47,160 --> 02:17:48,040
Number six.

2405
02:17:48,160 --> 02:17:48,640
Here we go.

2406
02:17:49,460 --> 02:17:50,600
Two away from the big...

2407
02:17:50,600 --> 02:17:51,740
The big kahuna.

2408
02:17:52,000 --> 02:17:52,780
The big smoke.

2409
02:17:55,160 --> 02:17:56,460
Have we got what it takes?

2410
02:17:59,920 --> 02:18:00,400
Anomalisa.

2411
02:18:00,540 --> 02:18:01,380
Thank you very much.

2412
02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:04,640
And this guy looks different already from afar, but it could be wrong.

2413
02:18:05,560 --> 02:18:06,820
There's a situation.

2414
02:18:06,840 --> 02:18:10,440
No, he's the same.

2415
02:18:10,500 --> 02:18:11,560
He's the same guy.

2416
02:18:14,520 --> 02:18:15,220
Same guy.

2417
02:18:20,220 --> 02:18:21,240
He's smaller, is he?

2418
02:18:23,520 --> 02:18:24,380
Is he smaller?

2419
02:18:24,380 --> 02:18:24,400
Is he smaller?

2420
02:18:29,020 --> 02:18:30,660
I think he's normal sized.

2421
02:18:45,700 --> 02:18:46,700
Looks good to me.

2422
02:18:50,480 --> 02:18:51,320
Looks good to me.

2423
02:18:51,400 --> 02:18:52,220
We could be on to seven.

2424
02:18:52,880 --> 02:18:53,740
We're on to seven.

2425
02:18:53,840 --> 02:18:54,300
This is it.

2426
02:18:54,300 --> 02:18:54,340
This is it.

2427
02:19:00,340 --> 02:19:00,760
Okay.

2428
02:19:00,900 --> 02:19:02,240
Don't fuck this up now.

2429
02:19:03,520 --> 02:19:07,220
I'm talking to myself, but I'm also extending the...

2430
02:19:07,220 --> 02:19:10,340
The mood.

2431
02:19:11,940 --> 02:19:12,900
To you as well.

2432
02:19:13,120 --> 02:19:14,060
Don't fuck this up.

2433
02:19:15,060 --> 02:19:22,140
Give us an easy one.

2434
02:19:23,020 --> 02:19:24,840
Give us something nice and easy, will ya?

2435
02:19:41,120 --> 02:19:42,120
He's not tiny.

2436
02:19:42,240 --> 02:19:43,560
Someone's saying he's tiny there.

2437
02:19:43,780 --> 02:19:44,100
Nathan.

2438
02:19:44,980 --> 02:19:46,320
He's the same size.

2439
02:19:48,100 --> 02:19:50,720
He is the exact same sized man.

2440
02:19:53,240 --> 02:19:53,840
Concourse.

2441
02:19:54,160 --> 02:19:55,060
Sign above.

2442
02:19:55,560 --> 02:19:56,280
Nothing in it.

2443
02:19:56,500 --> 02:19:57,140
Nothing in it.

2444
02:19:57,700 --> 02:19:58,500
Nothing in it.

2445
02:20:00,600 --> 02:20:01,660
Security camera.

2446
02:20:07,240 --> 02:20:08,220
We keep going?

2447
02:20:09,080 --> 02:20:10,260
I think this is it.

2448
02:20:13,280 --> 02:20:15,140
He always had a phone in his hand.

2449
02:20:19,280 --> 02:20:20,180
Please be eight.

2450
02:20:20,780 --> 02:20:21,360
It's eight.

2451
02:20:21,360 --> 02:20:21,400
It's eight.

2452
02:20:34,900 --> 02:20:36,680
This is the big one now, lads.

2453
02:20:38,240 --> 02:20:42,440
You really need to fucking, if this is, you've just been kind of casually, yeah, looking.

2454
02:20:42,660 --> 02:20:47,360
This is where I really need you to hone your fucking observational skills to the maximum.

2455
02:20:47,960 --> 02:20:49,960
Otherwise, we're going to be going through this all night.

2456
02:20:49,960 --> 02:20:50,260
Okay.

2457
02:20:50,260 --> 02:20:50,260
Okay.

2458
02:20:50,260 --> 02:20:52,200
Exit eight.

2459
02:20:52,200 --> 02:20:55,260
Okay.

2460
02:20:55,260 --> 02:20:56,200
Exit eight.

2461
02:20:56,200 --> 02:20:56,240
Exit eight.

2462
02:20:58,820 --> 02:21:03,960
Nothing different there so far, I don't think.

2463
02:21:04,040 --> 02:21:04,920
The floor is great.

2464
02:21:04,920 --> 02:21:06,300
The top sign says exit.

2465
02:21:06,840 --> 02:21:07,400
This guy.

2466
02:21:07,500 --> 02:21:08,860
Let's get a good look at this guy.

2467
02:21:10,520 --> 02:21:11,880
Same fucking fella.

2468
02:21:14,380 --> 02:21:15,280
Got the phone.

2469
02:21:15,280 --> 02:21:16,000
Got the case.

2470
02:21:16,000 --> 02:21:16,700
Got that.

2471
02:21:17,500 --> 02:21:18,500
That swagger.

2472
02:21:19,520 --> 02:21:21,700
Swagger of a man who knows where he's going.

2473
02:21:25,340 --> 02:21:26,540
12th, 19th.

2474
02:21:26,580 --> 02:21:27,960
Today's date is grand.

2475
02:21:28,660 --> 02:21:29,720
Those are grand.

2476
02:21:30,720 --> 02:21:32,760
Kid looks fucking normal enough.

2477
02:21:34,760 --> 02:21:37,660
And here we have a situation.

2478
02:21:38,520 --> 02:21:39,200
A situation.

2479
02:21:39,400 --> 02:21:40,280
We've got a situation.

2480
02:21:41,120 --> 02:21:41,740
Let's move.

2481
02:21:42,320 --> 02:21:42,980
Let's move.

2482
02:21:43,360 --> 02:21:43,980
Let's move.

2483
02:21:44,440 --> 02:21:45,020
Let's move.

2484
02:21:45,260 --> 02:21:45,800
Let's move.

2485
02:21:50,980 --> 02:21:53,040
Have we not completed the game yet?

2486
02:21:59,720 --> 02:22:01,420
Do you reckon we've completed the game?

2487
02:22:01,420 --> 02:22:10,260
He's got a phone anyway.

2488
02:22:10,420 --> 02:22:11,380
He's got his briefcase.

2489
02:22:11,500 --> 02:22:12,420
That's normal enough.

2490
02:22:12,820 --> 02:22:14,040
Everything seems to be okay there.

2491
02:22:14,140 --> 02:22:14,740
Two vents.

2492
02:22:15,060 --> 02:22:15,580
The door.

2493
02:22:16,120 --> 02:22:17,220
Another couple of doors.

2494
02:22:19,000 --> 02:22:20,880
Seemingly, uh...

2495
02:22:20,880 --> 02:22:22,280
There's nothing...

2496
02:22:22,280 --> 02:22:24,840
There's nothing seems to be different about this.

2497
02:22:27,360 --> 02:22:28,880
He didn't look at his face.

2498
02:22:29,800 --> 02:22:32,800
Should I go back and see his face or...

2499
02:22:35,000 --> 02:22:36,340
I think his face...

2500
02:22:36,340 --> 02:22:37,940
The reason I didn't stop and look at his face

2501
02:22:37,940 --> 02:22:41,740
because I thought I could see his face was normal enough.

2502
02:22:53,260 --> 02:22:56,240
I'm a bit annoyed that we haven't got to the end

2503
02:22:56,240 --> 02:22:57,120
because that was...

2504
02:22:57,120 --> 02:22:59,240
We were on number eight, so...

2505
02:23:01,240 --> 02:23:02,040
Oh!

2506
02:23:02,040 --> 02:23:23,600
But that's an anomaly, so shall I turn back?

2507
02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:38,760
Everybody's saying go up.

2508
02:23:39,460 --> 02:23:41,820
This is definitely your fault now if, uh...

2509
02:23:41,820 --> 02:23:42,420
If it...

2510
02:23:42,420 --> 02:23:44,020
Resets us.

2511
02:23:47,120 --> 02:23:48,460
That looks great up there.

2512
02:23:49,740 --> 02:23:50,800
That looks brilliant.

2513
02:23:50,800 --> 02:24:00,520
Well done, lad.

2514
02:24:00,600 --> 02:24:01,760
Thank you very much for the tip.

2515
02:24:02,140 --> 02:24:02,760
We did it.

2516
02:24:03,440 --> 02:24:04,580
We fucking did it.

2517
02:24:05,040 --> 02:24:05,940
I did it.

2518
02:24:07,360 --> 02:24:08,900
Yee, help me do it.

2519
02:24:09,600 --> 02:24:10,340
But really...

2520
02:24:11,340 --> 02:24:15,640
The executive orders had to be taken at my level.

2521
02:24:17,880 --> 02:24:22,680
Thank you very much there for the tip, Andy the fork, and, uh...

2522
02:24:22,680 --> 02:24:24,300
For the help there.

2523
02:24:28,140 --> 02:24:29,680
Coming through in the mainframe.

2524
02:24:31,680 --> 02:24:33,140
And this, it starts again then.

2525
02:24:33,140 --> 02:24:34,880
I don't want to go back there ever again.

2526
02:24:36,240 --> 02:24:37,020
Thank...

2527
02:24:37,020 --> 02:24:37,300
Fuck.

2528
02:24:38,260 --> 02:24:39,260
Serious speedrun.

2529
02:24:39,300 --> 02:24:40,800
And that's just another situation...

2530
02:24:40,800 --> 02:24:45,980
That's just another reflection on the channel and the gaming prowess that you find as well.

2531
02:24:46,520 --> 02:24:47,920
On the channel itself.

2532
02:24:48,100 --> 02:24:48,740
It's...

2533
02:24:48,740 --> 02:24:49,120
I'm not...

2534
02:24:49,120 --> 02:24:51,360
Look, I'm not trying to blow a trumpet or anything like that.

2535
02:24:52,140 --> 02:24:53,220
What I will see,

2536
02:24:53,520 --> 02:24:54,900
and what I can see,

2537
02:24:55,900 --> 02:25:00,040
is that I really managed to do a great job on...

2538
02:25:00,040 --> 02:25:01,560
On this game in particular.

2539
02:25:01,560 --> 02:25:04,640
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

2540
02:25:05,280 --> 02:25:07,500
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

2541
02:25:07,500 --> 02:25:08,900
Ducky, thank you very much.

2542
02:25:09,940 --> 02:25:10,840
And Andy the fork,

2543
02:25:10,920 --> 02:25:11,840
and well done, lad.

2544
02:25:13,960 --> 02:25:14,860
Lovely stuff.

2545
02:25:15,460 --> 02:25:16,600
Really lovely stuff.

2546
02:25:17,000 --> 02:25:20,180
Really, really, really happy with the way that turned out.

2547
02:25:20,940 --> 02:25:24,760
I thought it was going to be a three or four hour scenario.

2548
02:25:38,040 --> 02:25:38,480
Beautiful.

2549
02:25:42,480 --> 02:25:43,280
Beautiful stuff.

2550
02:25:43,700 --> 02:25:47,020
And lovely celebrations there.

2551
02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:49,700
Celebration emoji being pumped into the chat.

2552
02:25:49,760 --> 02:25:50,800
That's great to see as well.

2553
02:25:50,800 --> 02:25:54,580
Next game, Metal Gear fan.

2554
02:25:54,700 --> 02:25:57,560
I have Heavy Rain ready to go.

2555
02:25:59,080 --> 02:26:01,320
But I think a little bit of Warzone

2556
02:26:01,320 --> 02:26:05,440
and possibly Shafi before that.

2557
02:26:05,480 --> 02:26:06,260
I'm not sure.

2558
02:26:08,760 --> 02:26:10,100
Only been streaming an hour,

2559
02:26:10,460 --> 02:26:12,560
but you've already witnessed some amazing

2560
02:26:12,560 --> 02:26:15,180
big brain maneuvers.

2561
02:26:16,800 --> 02:26:17,360
Also,

2562
02:26:17,360 --> 02:26:21,260
a fantastic Warzone session

2563
02:26:21,260 --> 02:26:22,440
where I made it...

2564
02:26:22,440 --> 02:26:24,060
I made mincemeat of cunts.

2565
02:26:24,980 --> 02:26:25,460
Except,

2566
02:26:26,220 --> 02:26:27,120
Infinity Ward,

2567
02:26:27,180 --> 02:26:28,140
or whoever they are,

2568
02:26:28,700 --> 02:26:30,400
decided to shut down the game

2569
02:26:30,400 --> 02:26:31,460
in its prime.

2570
02:26:31,460 --> 02:26:31,540
...

2571
02:26:31,540 --> 02:26:44,340
Gotta hand it to the Japanese.

2572
02:26:44,680 --> 02:26:46,880
They really know how to do a number on you.

2573
02:26:49,560 --> 02:26:50,040
Yosim.

2574
02:26:50,220 --> 02:26:51,100
Thank you very much.

2575
02:26:51,100 --> 02:26:53,360
...to steal my work on the G-Virus.

2576
02:26:53,720 --> 02:26:54,580
Very kind of ya.

2577
02:26:59,900 --> 02:27:00,340
And...

2578
02:27:00,340 --> 02:27:01,460
Jam Jar,

2579
02:27:01,680 --> 02:27:02,140
also.

2580
02:27:03,140 --> 02:27:06,480
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

2581
02:27:06,480 --> 02:27:10,240
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

2582
02:27:10,240 --> 02:27:25,940
I tell you something. It could be good.

2583
02:27:29,520 --> 02:27:31,600
It could be good.

2584
02:27:31,600 --> 02:28:01,580
It could be good.

2585
02:28:01,580 --> 02:28:31,560
It could be good.

2586
02:28:31,560 --> 02:28:33,560
It could be good.

2587
02:28:33,560 --> 02:28:37,560
It could be good.

2588
02:28:37,560 --> 02:28:43,560
It could be good.

2589
02:28:43,560 --> 02:28:49,560
It could be good.

2590
02:28:49,560 --> 02:28:55,560
It could be good.

2591
02:28:55,560 --> 02:29:01,560
It could be good.

2592
02:29:01,560 --> 02:29:03,560
It could be better.

2593
02:29:03,560 --> 02:29:07,560
Or it works.

2594
02:29:07,560 --> 02:29:37,540
Thank you.

2595
02:29:37,540 --> 02:29:47,760
Moondust is still a problem.

2596
02:29:47,760 --> 02:30:17,740
Thank you.

2597
02:30:17,740 --> 02:30:34,380
One second there.

2598
02:30:34,380 --> 02:31:04,360
One second there.

2599
02:31:04,360 --> 02:31:34,340
One second there.

2600
02:31:34,340 --> 02:32:04,320
One second there.

2601
02:32:04,320 --> 02:32:34,300
One second there.

2602
02:32:34,300 --> 02:33:04,280
One second there.

2603
02:33:04,280 --> 02:33:34,260
One second there.

2604
02:33:34,260 --> 02:34:04,240
One second there.

2605
02:34:04,240 --> 02:34:34,220
One second there.

2606
02:34:34,220 --> 02:35:04,200
One second there.

2607
02:35:04,200 --> 02:35:34,180
One second there.

2608
02:35:34,180 --> 02:36:04,160
One second there.

2609
02:36:04,160 --> 02:36:34,140
One second there.

2610
02:36:34,140 --> 02:37:04,120
One second there.

2611
02:37:04,120 --> 02:37:34,100
One second there.

2612
02:37:34,100 --> 02:38:04,080
One second there.

2613
02:38:04,080 --> 02:38:34,060
One second there.

2614
02:38:34,060 --> 02:39:04,040
One second there.

2615
02:39:04,040 --> 02:39:34,020
One second there.

2616
02:39:34,020 --> 02:39:53,600
Bob, Bob Martin, thanks very much for the tip. We get our load out or is it gonna be a fuckin' kill zone scenario if we get there. We've already caused a bit of a ruckus, too much of a sound ruckus. Look at this.

2617
02:39:59,600 --> 02:40:10,060
We caused a sound ruckus which should alert many people to our presence. This could be a- we're gonna get headshatted. We're gonna get headshatted. We've got the Yeti.

2618
02:40:21,400 --> 02:40:27,140
Lad's just gone up there. We've raided our tower here.

2619
02:40:27,140 --> 02:40:32,900
That cunt doesn't see us.

2620
02:40:40,760 --> 02:40:45,380
Fuck off! Sorry about that. It's just- I got stuck.

2621
02:40:53,380 --> 02:40:56,700
We've lost eyes on the objective. Contract failed.

2622
02:40:57,320 --> 02:40:59,140
Did you hear the tonality of him?

2623
02:41:00,300 --> 02:41:04,300
We lost the objective. Contract failed.

2624
02:41:08,520 --> 02:41:13,420
The guy up there is probably gone because he's not on our yoke anymore.

2625
02:41:13,420 --> 02:41:30,240
Don't like the way they put the fuckin' mask on. Straight away.

2626
02:41:36,500 --> 02:41:37,260
What the fuck?

2627
02:41:38,940 --> 02:41:42,140
How do you swap it? I wanna keep it in the- in the backpack for later.

2628
02:41:56,520 --> 02:42:02,000
Just need to figure out this, uh, gas mask because it reduces your hearing and it reduces-

2629
02:42:02,000 --> 02:42:04,400
Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone.

2630
02:42:04,460 --> 02:42:07,120
Okay, great.

2631
02:42:09,880 --> 02:42:13,360
Do we want a survivor or do we want a- we want a ghost?

2632
02:42:19,960 --> 02:42:22,960
We- we need- we need some radar action big time.

2633
02:42:23,780 --> 02:42:24,820
You'll do for now.

2634
02:42:24,820 --> 02:42:24,820
No.

2635
02:42:24,820 --> 02:42:24,820
No.

2636
02:42:24,820 --> 02:42:36,160
We need to start moving.

2637
02:42:38,800 --> 02:42:40,000
That's not the right button.

2638
02:42:40,340 --> 02:42:42,220
That's not the right way to go about moving.

2639
02:42:42,220 --> 02:43:03,280
You got gas moving in.

2640
02:43:03,680 --> 02:43:05,840
You got bad gas again.

2641
02:43:10,500 --> 02:43:16,620
You need to make amendments to your diet or go and seek help from a medical professional.

2642
02:43:19,740 --> 02:43:22,880
PRG. I think they're more hassle than they're worth, those fucking things.

2643
02:43:25,880 --> 02:43:28,940
I mean, I haven't got to grips with a lot of the new items.

2644
02:43:38,780 --> 02:43:43,780
*Gunshot*

2645
02:43:59,780 --> 02:44:01,780
Bounty targets marked. Kill 'em all.

2646
02:44:01,780 --> 02:44:07,780
*Gunshot*

2647
02:44:07,780 --> 02:44:09,780
Just wanna make sure...

2648
02:44:09,780 --> 02:44:14,780
We've got our little pocket radar. I won't pop it here. I'll wait until we get near Bounty Boy.

2649
02:44:14,780 --> 02:44:22,780
I don't wanna go for that rope and then get fuckin' sniped, but I doubt there's anyone out here.

2650
02:44:22,780 --> 02:44:26,780
*Gunshot*

2651
02:44:26,780 --> 02:44:28,780
*Gunshot*

2652
02:44:28,780 --> 02:44:30,780
*Boldovir*

2653
02:44:33,500 --> 02:44:35,500
*Boldovir*

2654
02:44:56,380 --> 02:45:01,980
Right in the middle, right in the middle. In that, in that one there.

2655
02:45:23,980 --> 02:45:24,980
*Boldovir*

2656
02:45:24,980 --> 02:45:26,980
Gonna get fucking shot here.

2657
02:45:26,980 --> 02:45:27,980
*Boldovir*

2658
02:45:27,980 --> 02:45:29,980
Oh, God, where- where is he?

2659
02:45:29,980 --> 02:45:31,980
*Boldovir*

2660
02:45:31,980 --> 02:45:33,980
You got gas inbound. Safe zone relocated.

2661
02:45:33,980 --> 02:45:40,980
He's gone across the tracks.

2662
02:45:58,040 --> 02:46:03,380
Just heard someone die.

2663
02:46:03,380 --> 02:46:06,380
Climb that ladder, glad. Go on.

2664
02:46:06,380 --> 02:46:09,380
There's a sniper.

2665
02:46:13,380 --> 02:46:16,380
There's a sniper across the way.

2666
02:46:24,380 --> 02:46:26,380
We need to make sure we're...

2667
02:46:26,380 --> 02:46:28,380
We're gonna get caught up in a fucking...

2668
02:46:28,380 --> 02:46:32,780
In a bad, bad scenario. We need to get out of here.

2669
02:46:32,780 --> 02:46:33,780
We're moving.

2670
02:46:53,780 --> 02:46:54,780
There he is.

2671
02:46:58,780 --> 02:47:19,020
I hope Father Wesley Snipes isn't tracking me here now.

2672
02:47:19,020 --> 02:47:39,100
An old heartbeat sensor wouldn't go missing out.

2673
02:47:39,100 --> 02:47:52,700
I love those two gulag yokes are.

2674
02:47:52,700 --> 02:48:14,740
I'm just waiting.

2675
02:48:14,740 --> 02:48:39,780
I'm sure Father Wesley Snipes is going to come that way but it's not happening.

2676
02:48:39,780 --> 02:48:46,780
Someone close by firing shots.

2677
02:48:46,780 --> 02:48:58,780
The gas mask, remember the gas mask.

2678
02:48:58,780 --> 02:49:03,780
Friendly loadout drops on the way.

2679
02:49:03,780 --> 02:49:05,780
Just do a little bit of...

2680
02:49:05,780 --> 02:49:07,780
A bit of shnaking around here.

2681
02:49:07,780 --> 02:49:12,780
I mean it's not camping like survival.

2682
02:49:12,780 --> 02:49:19,780
I think we should just aim to get a win no matter how many bodies you drop.

2683
02:49:19,780 --> 02:49:27,780
And then move on to advanced killing tactics.

2684
02:49:27,780 --> 02:49:34,780
This is uh...

2685
02:49:34,780 --> 02:49:42,780
It's gonna be an interesting fucking scenario here.

2686
02:49:42,780 --> 02:50:02,780
It's gonna be lads going for that loadout.

2687
02:50:02,780 --> 02:50:23,780
As we can hear.

2688
02:50:23,780 --> 02:50:24,780
Fuck.

2689
02:50:24,780 --> 02:50:38,780
It's going down over there in the house.

2690
02:50:38,780 --> 02:50:40,780
Someone above me.

2691
02:50:40,780 --> 02:50:41,780
I've got four remaining.

2692
02:50:41,780 --> 02:50:42,780
Stay sharp.

2693
02:50:42,780 --> 02:50:47,780
Get your fucking gas mask on.

2694
02:50:47,780 --> 02:50:48,780
Oh.

2695
02:50:48,780 --> 02:50:49,780
Oh boy, only five remained.

2696
02:50:49,780 --> 02:50:50,780
You were close.

2697
02:50:50,780 --> 02:50:51,780
It's a valiant effort.

2698
02:50:51,780 --> 02:50:52,780
Keep your head up.

2699
02:50:52,780 --> 02:50:53,780
Return to base for debrief.

2700
02:50:53,780 --> 02:51:05,780
I can live with that.

2701
02:51:05,780 --> 02:51:09,780
Someone just hiding in a building waiting for people to come in.

2702
02:51:09,780 --> 02:51:10,780
What?

2703
02:51:10,780 --> 02:51:13,780
How would you even live with yourself?

2704
02:51:13,780 --> 02:51:14,780
Do you know?

2705
02:51:14,780 --> 02:51:18,780
There's no way you can deal with that scenario.

2706
02:51:18,780 --> 02:51:21,780
There's no honour in it.

2707
02:51:21,780 --> 02:51:22,780
Is right.

2708
02:51:22,780 --> 02:51:23,780
Antonio.

2709
02:51:23,780 --> 02:51:24,780
Uh...

2710
02:51:25,780 --> 02:51:26,780
Definitely no honour.

2711
02:51:26,780 --> 02:51:28,780
Thanks very much there for the tips lads.

2712
02:51:28,780 --> 02:51:29,780
Bob Martin.

2713
02:51:29,780 --> 02:51:30,780
Thank you very much.

2714
02:51:30,780 --> 02:51:32,780
I hope you're getting on well and you're feeling better.

2715
02:51:32,780 --> 02:51:33,780
See you were...

2716
02:51:34,780 --> 02:51:35,780
You went well.

2717
02:51:36,780 --> 02:51:37,780
Uh...

2718
02:51:37,780 --> 02:51:38,780
Thank you very much for the tip.

2719
02:51:38,780 --> 02:51:39,780
And Marty Marcy.

2720
02:51:39,780 --> 02:51:40,780
Thank you very much.

2721
02:51:40,780 --> 02:51:41,780
And Deans in the Heans.

2722
02:51:41,780 --> 02:51:42,780
Thank you very much.

2723
02:51:47,780 --> 02:51:48,780
Is this the guy that killed me?

2724
02:51:49,780 --> 02:51:50,780
Or did he already get dead?

2725
02:51:50,780 --> 02:51:51,780
Did he probably...

2726
02:51:51,780 --> 02:51:52,780
He probably...

2727
02:51:52,780 --> 02:51:53,780
He wasn't great.

2728
02:51:53,780 --> 02:51:54,780
You know, if...

2729
02:51:54,780 --> 02:51:56,780
If that's the way you set up your stall.

2730
02:51:56,780 --> 02:51:58,780
You're just gonna wait in a fucking...

2731
02:51:58,780 --> 02:51:59,780
Huch.

2732
02:51:59,780 --> 02:52:00,780
Or a shed.

2733
02:52:00,780 --> 02:52:01,780
Then...

2734
02:52:01,780 --> 02:52:02,780
I've no sympathy for you.

2735
02:52:02,780 --> 02:52:03,780
I've no sympathy for you.

2736
02:52:14,780 --> 02:52:15,780
That was him as well.

2737
02:52:15,780 --> 02:52:16,780
And that's...

2738
02:52:16,780 --> 02:52:17,780
He got what...

2739
02:52:17,780 --> 02:52:18,780
He really got what was coming to him.

2740
02:52:18,780 --> 02:52:19,780
He's a safe zone located.

2741
02:52:19,780 --> 02:52:24,780
Pure fucking cowardice.

2742
02:52:24,780 --> 02:52:36,740
*sad music*

2743
02:52:36,740 --> 02:52:38,740
*sad music*

2744
02:52:38,740 --> 02:52:44,740
*sad music*

2745
02:52:44,740 --> 02:52:47,740
Let's just see it, let's just see this.

2746
02:52:47,740 --> 02:52:51,740
*sad music*

2747
02:52:51,740 --> 02:53:00,700
You know, there's no honor. Imagine losing to that. No honor in it at all. And I'm on probably fucking 50 ping or something.

2748
02:53:00,700 --> 02:53:03,700
*sad music*

2749
02:53:03,700 --> 02:53:11,700
These guys are on high ping. They don't have... they don't have the problems I'm facing, you know?

2750
02:53:11,700 --> 02:53:17,700
*sad music*

2751
02:53:17,700 --> 02:53:22,660
*sad music*

2752
02:53:22,660 --> 02:53:26,660
*sad music*

2753
02:53:26,660 --> 02:53:35,620
*sad music*

2754
02:53:35,620 --> 02:53:40,580
*sad music*

2755
02:53:40,580 --> 02:53:42,580
*sad music*

2756
02:53:42,580 --> 02:53:51,540
*sad music*

2757
02:53:51,540 --> 02:53:56,540
Pure quality. A real tactician.

2758
02:53:56,540 --> 02:54:13,540
Loot. Advance. Endure.

2759
02:54:13,540 --> 02:54:20,540
Getting ready to go. Loot. Advance. Endure. Remember to infill and get ready for combat.

2760
02:54:20,540 --> 02:54:25,540
Scavage weapons and equipment. You gotta complete contracts.

2761
02:54:25,540 --> 02:54:31,540
We're gonna be utilizing those buy stations. Access your custom Christmas loadout.

2762
02:54:31,540 --> 02:54:37,540
Under that tree this year, that big jolly red man is gonna be delivering a good few presents.

2763
02:54:37,540 --> 02:54:43,540
You gotta make sure to hoard all presents.

2764
02:54:43,540 --> 02:54:48,540
If you don't, you're going to the war zone.

2765
02:54:48,540 --> 02:54:54,540
Jingle bells, jingle bells, soldier.

2766
02:54:54,540 --> 02:55:20,540
How do you buy the Francis sound pack for war zone? I'm not sure they've put it in. I did send a lot of emails to the company saying, look, I'm available. I exist. Put me in the game, will you? And no response at all. As if they, as if, as if to say they don't even know or care who I am. Do you know?

2767
02:55:20,540 --> 02:55:21,540
Do you know?

2768
02:55:21,540 --> 02:55:21,540
Do you know?

2769
02:55:21,540 --> 02:55:22,540
Do you know?

2770
02:55:22,540 --> 02:55:32,540
There's all these other skins in the game. You know, Snoop Dogg and the boys.

2771
02:55:32,540 --> 02:55:34,540
You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

2772
02:55:49,540 --> 02:55:52,540
Gordon Gansey, thank you very much for the tip.

2773
02:55:52,540 --> 02:55:53,540
We'll be deploying shortly.

2774
02:55:53,540 --> 02:55:54,540
We'll be deploying shortly.

2775
02:55:54,540 --> 02:55:55,540
We'll be deploying shortly.

2776
02:55:55,540 --> 02:55:56,540
We'll be deploying shortly.

2777
02:55:56,540 --> 02:55:59,540
We can we get, uh, I'd like to get different.

2778
02:55:59,540 --> 02:56:09,540
Can I, can I, can I edit my own one?

2779
02:56:09,540 --> 02:56:11,540
Enemy soldier incoming.

2780
02:56:11,540 --> 02:56:20,540
I edit that. Can't edit it in this menu. You need to go back to your main menu.

2781
02:56:20,540 --> 02:56:22,540
menu.

2782
02:56:22,540 --> 02:56:29,540
*gunshot*

2783
02:56:29,540 --> 02:56:31,540
*gunshot*

2784
02:56:31,540 --> 02:56:33,540
*gunshot*

2785
02:56:33,540 --> 02:56:34,540
*gunshot*

2786
02:56:34,540 --> 02:56:36,540
Enemies are dropping into the area. Watch the skies.

2787
02:56:36,540 --> 02:56:39,540
*gunshot*

2788
02:56:39,540 --> 02:56:42,540
All stations, green light, we are deploying to the war zone.

2789
02:56:42,540 --> 02:56:47,540
*gunshot*

2790
02:56:47,540 --> 02:56:50,540
Let's get that bird spinning, finish up. We're airborne in three.

2791
02:56:50,540 --> 02:56:53,540
What's your ass down there?

2792
02:56:53,540 --> 02:56:54,540
*gunshot*

2793
02:56:54,540 --> 02:56:58,540
Green light, you're going to the war zone. Grab your gear and shoot. You're up in three.

2794
02:56:58,540 --> 02:57:03,540
Enemy activity will be high. Expect contact early and often.

2795
02:57:03,540 --> 02:57:05,540
*gunshot*

2796
02:57:05,540 --> 02:57:09,540
*gunshot*

2797
02:57:09,540 --> 02:57:11,540
Let's roll.

2798
02:57:11,540 --> 02:57:13,540
*gunshot*

2799
02:57:13,540 --> 02:57:15,540
*gunshot*

2800
02:57:15,540 --> 02:57:16,540
*gunshot*

2801
02:57:16,540 --> 02:57:17,540
*gunshot*

2802
02:57:17,540 --> 02:57:18,540
*gunshot*

2803
02:57:18,540 --> 02:57:21,540
*gunshot*

2804
02:57:21,540 --> 02:57:22,540
*gunshot*

2805
02:57:22,540 --> 02:57:23,540
Here we go!

2806
02:57:23,540 --> 02:57:27,540
*gunshot*

2807
02:57:27,540 --> 02:57:28,540
*gunshot*

2808
02:57:28,540 --> 02:57:29,540
*gunshot*

2809
02:57:29,540 --> 02:57:30,540
*gunshot*

2810
02:57:30,540 --> 02:57:31,540
*gunshot*

2811
02:57:31,540 --> 02:57:31,540
*gunshot*

2812
02:57:31,540 --> 02:57:32,540
*gunshot*

2813
02:57:32,540 --> 02:57:33,540
*gunshot*

2814
02:57:33,540 --> 02:57:34,540
*gunshot*

2815
02:57:34,540 --> 02:57:35,540
*gunshot*

2816
02:57:35,540 --> 02:57:36,540
*gunshot*

2817
02:57:36,540 --> 02:57:39,540
all right

2818
02:57:44,100 --> 02:57:55,500
maybe that chicken Roya you know what to call in French Roya cheese soldier you

2819
02:57:55,500 --> 02:57:58,980
know the war zone make sure you've got everything you've got everything which

2820
02:57:58,980 --> 02:58:04,140
you right you got your wallet your phone make sure you have every all your

2821
02:58:04,140 --> 02:58:11,220
personal belongings and items you won't get them back once you're in there in

2822
02:58:11,220 --> 02:58:29,700
those shops in the war zone remember that right you got gas again how many times I

2823
02:58:29,700 --> 02:58:39,900
have to ask you about your gas you stick get it looked at obviously a problem you

2824
02:58:39,900 --> 02:58:55,020
got a problem obviously so look right we got we got Intel on your next gas spread we

2825
02:58:55,020 --> 02:58:59,460
know what's coming we know what it smells like we need to get out of there you do

2826
02:58:59,460 --> 02:59:06,180
too don't take it personally soldier he's trying to look out for you in the war zone

2827
02:59:06,180 --> 02:59:16,740
you don't want to stick that place out you hear you might need to lay off the beans high

2828
02:59:16,740 --> 02:59:29,820
fiber content a lot of protein right I'm come going the completely wrong way I I

2829
02:59:29,820 --> 02:59:43,820
I hope this isn't one of those timed yokes though where you have to stand by it for fucking 10 minutes because uh...

2830
02:59:43,820 --> 02:59:48,820
Look at this.

2831
02:59:48,820 --> 02:59:54,820
You're upstairs.

2832
02:59:54,820 --> 03:00:01,820
Oh my god.

2833
03:00:01,820 --> 03:00:05,820
We're going sparring partner.

2834
03:00:05,820 --> 03:00:09,820
Get your gloves on you're going sparring.

2835
03:00:09,820 --> 03:00:13,820
Gas is moving in fast you better get this spar session done.

2836
03:00:13,820 --> 03:00:15,820
You hear?

2837
03:00:15,820 --> 03:00:22,820
I can hear footsteps now I'm gonna get slaughtered.

2838
03:00:22,820 --> 03:00:23,820
Race.

2839
03:00:23,820 --> 03:00:24,820
Connection established.

2840
03:00:24,820 --> 03:00:29,820
I want you to secure that area until the upload completes.

2841
03:00:29,820 --> 03:00:36,820
Here we go.

2842
03:00:36,820 --> 03:00:38,820
Here we go.

2843
03:00:38,820 --> 03:00:50,820
Here we go.

2844
03:00:50,820 --> 03:00:52,820
Here we go.

2845
03:00:52,820 --> 03:00:59,820
And that is a booster soldier.

2846
03:00:59,820 --> 03:01:01,820
I told you.

2847
03:01:22,820 --> 03:01:26,820
Someone right over there now.

2848
03:01:26,820 --> 03:01:35,820
You gotta load out drop inbound.

2849
03:01:43,820 --> 03:01:47,820
Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone.

2850
03:01:51,820 --> 03:01:58,820
Fucking use the rail. I wonder is this loadout gonna be intercepted by the gas?

2851
03:01:58,820 --> 03:02:05,820
Gaseous clay.

2852
03:02:05,820 --> 03:02:06,820
Gaseous clay.

2853
03:02:06,820 --> 03:02:12,820
Back in biz.

2854
03:02:12,820 --> 03:02:24,820
Back in biz.

2855
03:02:24,820 --> 03:02:26,820
Back in biz.

2856
03:02:26,820 --> 03:02:27,820
Back in biz.

2857
03:02:44,820 --> 03:02:46,820
You're losing ground. Move it.

2858
03:02:47,820 --> 03:02:48,820
What's that there?

2859
03:02:48,820 --> 03:02:49,820
Look at that movement.

2860
03:02:49,820 --> 03:03:17,420
I got any radar stuff, no.

2861
03:03:18,860 --> 03:03:20,860
Need to move anywhere.

2862
03:03:22,860 --> 03:03:28,860
Oh, you're creepy. I'm after buying some new clobber. Round up the boys to come pointing. I want the whole town to feed.

2863
03:03:31,860 --> 03:03:33,860
Oh, not a grenade.

2864
03:03:33,860 --> 03:03:35,860
Oh, no.

2865
03:03:35,860 --> 03:03:37,860
Oh, no.

2866
03:03:37,860 --> 03:03:39,860
Oh, no.

2867
03:03:39,860 --> 03:03:41,860
Oh, no.

2868
03:03:41,860 --> 03:03:43,860
Oh, no.

2869
03:03:43,860 --> 03:03:45,860
Oh, no.

2870
03:03:45,860 --> 03:04:09,180
Come on.

2871
03:04:09,180 --> 03:04:18,180
Oh, fuck.

2872
03:04:18,180 --> 03:04:27,460
Your red trick will smother you.

2873
03:04:27,460 --> 03:04:34,460
Hmm.

2874
03:04:34,460 --> 03:05:00,580
Someone in here.

2875
03:05:00,580 --> 03:05:01,960
That's great.

2876
03:05:01,960 --> 03:05:29,140
Gas is inbound, marking a new safe zone.

2877
03:05:29,140 --> 03:05:30,140
There we go.

2878
03:05:30,140 --> 03:05:31,140
There we go.

2879
03:05:31,140 --> 03:05:32,140
There we go.

2880
03:05:32,140 --> 03:05:33,140
There we go.

2881
03:05:33,140 --> 03:05:34,140
There we go.

2882
03:05:34,140 --> 03:05:35,140
There we go.

2883
03:05:36,140 --> 03:05:36,140
There we go.

2884
03:05:37,140 --> 03:05:37,140
There we go.

2885
03:05:38,140 --> 03:05:38,140
There we go.

2886
03:05:39,140 --> 03:05:39,140
There we go.

2887
03:05:40,140 --> 03:05:40,140
There we go.

2888
03:05:41,140 --> 03:05:41,140
There we go.

2889
03:05:42,140 --> 03:05:42,140
There we go.

2890
03:05:42,140 --> 03:06:04,860
Cork, thank you very much.

2891
03:06:05,220 --> 03:06:06,800
Murdoch, thank you very, very much.

2892
03:06:07,400 --> 03:06:08,040
Fucking hell.

2893
03:06:08,860 --> 03:06:10,120
Nice tip, man. Thank you very much.

2894
03:06:10,120 --> 03:06:13,700
Cool stuff, man.

2895
03:06:19,280 --> 03:06:22,100
Apologies for the lack of death that I've been bringing here.

2896
03:06:22,200 --> 03:06:28,700
I'm kind of just, this is a pacifist, pacifist, pacifistic playthrough of Warzone.

2897
03:06:29,400 --> 03:06:31,380
But don't, don't be fooled.

2898
03:06:31,380 --> 03:06:40,460
I really am ready to level accusations of bullet towards anyone who besmirch, who dares besmirch my name.

2899
03:06:42,200 --> 03:06:43,460
Or character.

2900
03:06:55,380 --> 03:06:57,980
Is this a bad idea, taking the boat?

2901
03:07:05,900 --> 03:07:07,540
Last boat out of Saigon.

2902
03:07:13,460 --> 03:07:13,940
Saigonomics.

2903
03:07:13,940 --> 03:07:35,560
There's no Saigonomics down there.

2904
03:07:35,560 --> 03:07:42,300
It seems to be pretty free from Saigonomic activity down there.

2905
03:07:44,640 --> 03:07:47,540
Could be a couple of voodoos in the chamber.

2906
03:07:57,920 --> 03:08:01,600
Fuck, I don't want to go through the mainframe, but it's probably better.

2907
03:08:03,360 --> 03:08:05,120
It's just there could be some fuckers waiting.

2908
03:08:11,440 --> 03:08:13,440
Could really do with the radar, see?

2909
03:08:14,480 --> 03:08:15,000
Radar.

2910
03:08:15,000 --> 03:08:16,860
I've got ten grand in the back pocket.

2911
03:08:17,000 --> 03:08:17,440
That should...

2912
03:08:18,440 --> 03:08:19,440
We need to find a...

2913
03:08:20,320 --> 03:08:21,540
Let's just aim for that.

2914
03:08:22,260 --> 03:08:24,440
Get boosted into the sky and then go find a...

2915
03:08:25,900 --> 03:08:28,080
A buy station.

2916
03:08:35,440 --> 03:08:38,080
There could be a few Papa Shangos, yeah.

2917
03:08:38,080 --> 03:08:41,000
I was banking on Saigonomics.

2918
03:08:42,060 --> 03:08:42,860
Saigonometry.

2919
03:08:44,960 --> 03:08:47,440
But there could be a Shangoistic...

2920
03:08:48,180 --> 03:08:50,180
Feeling or vibe.

2921
03:08:54,080 --> 03:08:54,640
Uh-oh.

2922
03:08:55,020 --> 03:08:55,560
Here we go, look.

2923
03:08:59,240 --> 03:09:00,480
Ah, you fucker.

2924
03:09:00,480 --> 03:09:01,480
Goosed.

2925
03:09:19,980 --> 03:09:21,920
Shango number five.

2926
03:09:24,600 --> 03:09:25,600
Hey, Campri.

2927
03:09:25,800 --> 03:09:26,640
How are you doing, man?

2928
03:09:27,120 --> 03:09:28,400
Get ready to dance.

2929
03:09:28,400 --> 03:09:32,000
What is it?

2930
03:09:32,320 --> 03:09:32,680
Foxtrot?

2931
03:09:32,860 --> 03:09:33,240
Chacha?

2932
03:09:33,680 --> 03:09:34,080
Tangle?

2933
03:09:36,480 --> 03:09:37,500
I'm ready for ya.

2934
03:09:44,880 --> 03:09:45,560
Back of the head!

2935
03:09:45,620 --> 03:09:46,080
Back of the head!

2936
03:09:46,480 --> 03:09:47,420
That's it, Campri.

2937
03:09:48,000 --> 03:09:50,080
Don't dance with me ever again.

2938
03:09:53,200 --> 03:09:54,000
Got spooked.

2939
03:09:54,260 --> 03:09:56,500
Now, you might think that's toxic behavior,

2940
03:09:56,700 --> 03:09:58,840
but it's actually empowering,

2941
03:09:59,140 --> 03:10:01,620
because what happens is you spook them,

2942
03:10:01,680 --> 03:10:03,020
you get inside their mind,

2943
03:10:03,160 --> 03:10:05,700
you bind to their receptors,

2944
03:10:06,160 --> 03:10:08,640
and you bend their expectations

2945
03:10:08,640 --> 03:10:11,320
until they're fully,

2946
03:10:11,480 --> 03:10:13,260
fully warped.

2947
03:10:13,580 --> 03:10:13,740
Now,

2948
03:10:14,920 --> 03:10:16,820
let's not lose track of the fucking scenario

2949
03:10:16,820 --> 03:10:18,360
we've been faced with here.

2950
03:10:18,360 --> 03:10:18,680
We've...

2951
03:10:18,680 --> 03:10:35,820
He didn't know what to say, you see.

2952
03:10:36,360 --> 03:10:37,720
I was asking him to go...

2953
03:10:37,720 --> 03:10:39,200
to come dance with me,

2954
03:10:39,320 --> 03:10:40,720
and he doesn't know

2955
03:10:40,720 --> 03:10:41,860
whether or not to answer that.

2956
03:10:42,860 --> 03:10:44,440
It might not be in his culture

2957
03:10:44,440 --> 03:10:45,800
to dance with another man.

2958
03:10:46,500 --> 03:10:47,000
But...

2959
03:10:47,000 --> 03:10:50,340
So he's immediately on the back foot,

2960
03:10:50,400 --> 03:10:50,680
you know?

2961
03:11:03,520 --> 03:11:05,620
So we have a 30 clip and a 20...

2962
03:11:05,620 --> 03:11:06,500
This is rubbish.

2963
03:11:06,780 --> 03:11:07,360
And a shotgun.

2964
03:11:07,440 --> 03:11:08,260
I don't even want that,

2965
03:11:08,320 --> 03:11:09,500
even though it's a...

2966
03:11:09,500 --> 03:11:10,520
high-value weapon.

2967
03:11:11,200 --> 03:11:13,060
It's just...

2968
03:11:13,060 --> 03:11:15,340
Gonna have to go with what we've...

2969
03:11:15,340 --> 03:11:16,200
got here.

2970
03:11:16,640 --> 03:11:17,540
Custom pistols.

2971
03:11:17,780 --> 03:11:18,960
I'd nearly go akimbo!

2972
03:11:22,240 --> 03:11:22,760
No.

2973
03:11:26,760 --> 03:11:29,040
Let's get this radar going over here.

2974
03:11:29,840 --> 03:11:30,460
But we...

2975
03:11:30,460 --> 03:11:32,040
We don't want to get Darcy-fied.

2976
03:11:45,980 --> 03:11:47,440
Probably gonna get head-shotted here.

2977
03:11:48,740 --> 03:11:50,080
Gonna get head-shotted, everyone.

2978
03:11:51,880 --> 03:11:52,280
No.

2979
03:11:53,120 --> 03:11:54,100
And that's us.

2980
03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:55,660
Immediate...

2981
03:11:55,660 --> 03:11:57,660
Immediate facility clear...

2982
03:11:58,680 --> 03:11:59,080
Ish.

2983
03:11:59,760 --> 03:12:00,660
I mean, we might have...

2984
03:12:01,420 --> 03:12:04,840
We might have a few fucking bad boys.

2985
03:12:06,640 --> 03:12:08,180
You got gas inbound.

2986
03:12:08,420 --> 03:12:09,680
You got gas again!

2987
03:12:13,840 --> 03:12:15,360
But they could be ghosting,

2988
03:12:15,420 --> 03:12:17,860
so we just need to approach with caution.

2989
03:12:18,640 --> 03:12:19,200
Take that.

2990
03:12:20,780 --> 03:12:21,660
Put you in the...

2991
03:12:22,940 --> 03:12:23,960
Put you in there.

2992
03:12:24,060 --> 03:12:24,200
No.

2993
03:12:24,200 --> 03:12:25,760
Loadout drop headed your way.

2994
03:12:30,220 --> 03:12:31,960
Okay, we have a bad boy over there.

2995
03:12:32,560 --> 03:12:33,380
We've no range!

2996
03:12:34,380 --> 03:12:35,960
We've no weapons with range.

2997
03:12:37,560 --> 03:12:39,140
Lads just landed in there as well.

2998
03:12:39,220 --> 03:12:39,740
Landini.

2999
03:12:41,960 --> 03:12:53,720
I don't want to go for the loadout drop because...

3000
03:12:53,720 --> 03:12:56,960
That's just gonna be snipe central, I'd say.

3001
03:13:01,760 --> 03:13:03,280
Get rid of this fucking camera.

3002
03:13:03,280 --> 03:13:04,140
It's...

3003
03:13:04,140 --> 03:13:04,660
Load of wank.

3004
03:13:04,660 --> 03:13:24,300
Requesting recon flyover.

3005
03:13:24,300 --> 03:13:24,640
Copy.

3006
03:13:24,900 --> 03:13:26,160
UAV orbiting the AO.

3007
03:13:26,400 --> 03:13:26,860
Recon is on fire.

3008
03:13:26,860 --> 03:13:28,100
Seemingly is clear.

3009
03:13:28,980 --> 03:13:29,940
At the low D.

3010
03:13:29,940 --> 03:13:29,980
Okay.

3011
03:13:29,980 --> 03:13:35,540
And look at that.

3012
03:13:35,540 --> 03:13:37,160
A lovely little dive space for us.

3013
03:13:40,160 --> 03:13:41,900
Let's get in that building and chill out.

3014
03:13:43,200 --> 03:13:44,420
Get in this building and chill out.

3015
03:13:47,420 --> 03:13:47,980
Chill out.

3016
03:13:48,840 --> 03:13:49,800
Chill out building.

3017
03:13:52,160 --> 03:13:53,740
Welcome to the chill zone.

3018
03:13:55,880 --> 03:13:56,720
We'll just fucking...

3019
03:13:57,720 --> 03:13:57,720
Gather...

3020
03:13:58,720 --> 03:13:59,700
Our thoughts here.

3021
03:13:59,760 --> 03:14:00,540
We're going for the win.

3022
03:14:00,600 --> 03:14:02,140
This isn't fucking play days.

3023
03:14:08,000 --> 03:14:08,440
Chillwood.

3024
03:14:10,540 --> 03:14:13,360
Thank you very much, Murdoch, for your kind hard tip.

3025
03:14:13,480 --> 03:14:14,300
Gordon Gansey.

3026
03:14:14,440 --> 03:14:15,460
Deans in the Heans.

3027
03:14:15,720 --> 03:14:16,320
And Cork.

3028
03:14:16,440 --> 03:14:17,200
Thank you very much.

3029
03:14:22,500 --> 03:14:23,480
I'm Bob Merson.

3030
03:14:23,580 --> 03:14:24,980
I hope you're getting on well, man.

3031
03:14:25,780 --> 03:14:26,500
You're feeling better.

3032
03:14:43,280 --> 03:14:45,060
Have I got...

3033
03:14:45,060 --> 03:14:48,600
I don't know whether to put that on.

3034
03:14:48,720 --> 03:14:50,340
It was the last time it took up time.

3035
03:14:50,760 --> 03:14:51,360
Putting it on.

3036
03:14:54,100 --> 03:14:55,700
I'm just going to put it on and leave it on.

3037
03:14:55,960 --> 03:14:56,500
In case.

3038
03:14:58,460 --> 03:14:58,820
Nah.

3039
03:14:59,640 --> 03:15:00,260
Take it off.

3040
03:15:06,140 --> 03:15:07,920
I think that's...

3041
03:15:07,920 --> 03:15:10,520
Our little area we want to be in.

3042
03:15:11,840 --> 03:15:12,440
Nine left.

3043
03:15:12,700 --> 03:15:13,560
Keep the pressure on.

3044
03:15:14,220 --> 03:15:15,020
Nine left.

3045
03:15:15,440 --> 03:15:16,020
Here we go.

3046
03:15:16,160 --> 03:15:17,500
I might go tack voice for this.

3047
03:15:18,320 --> 03:15:18,520
Oh.

3048
03:15:23,080 --> 03:15:23,800
You got...

3049
03:15:23,800 --> 03:15:24,880
You got pressurized.

3050
03:15:24,960 --> 03:15:26,840
We had a couple of pressurizers coming in, soldier.

3051
03:15:26,960 --> 03:15:28,440
You need to make sure you got your...

3052
03:15:28,440 --> 03:15:29,600
You got smoked.

3053
03:15:30,080 --> 03:15:30,980
You got smoked.

3054
03:15:31,460 --> 03:15:32,820
Make sure you're rolled up

3055
03:15:32,820 --> 03:15:34,600
and sealed up nice and tight

3056
03:15:34,600 --> 03:15:35,980
because you're going to get smoked again

3057
03:15:35,980 --> 03:15:36,960
if you come back alive.

3058
03:15:37,000 --> 03:15:37,260
You hear?

3059
03:15:39,260 --> 03:15:40,520
Now, tricky terrain.

3060
03:15:40,620 --> 03:15:41,280
Thanks for the tip.

3061
03:15:41,280 --> 03:15:43,340
You got gas inbound.

3062
03:15:43,560 --> 03:15:44,600
Safe zone relocated.

3063
03:15:44,740 --> 03:15:46,640
Yet again, you didn't go see a specialist

3064
03:15:46,640 --> 03:15:48,100
about that gas you got.

3065
03:15:58,880 --> 03:16:00,960
Go back to normal voice there for a moment.

3066
03:16:01,540 --> 03:16:03,260
Okay, so we kind of...

3067
03:16:03,260 --> 03:16:04,120
We did well there.

3068
03:16:07,040 --> 03:16:09,420
Could do with a fucking radar or something.

3069
03:16:09,800 --> 03:16:12,180
Just something to keep the fucking wolf from the door.

3070
03:16:12,220 --> 03:16:13,280
Gas is closing in.

3071
03:16:14,600 --> 03:16:16,500
But, this is not a bad area.

3072
03:16:33,440 --> 03:16:33,860
Fuck.

3073
03:16:33,860 --> 03:16:35,860
Fuck.

3074
03:16:35,860 --> 03:16:37,860
Oh.

3075
03:16:37,860 --> 03:16:38,360
Oh.

3076
03:16:38,360 --> 03:16:40,360
Oh.

3077
03:16:40,360 --> 03:16:42,360
Oh.

3078
03:16:42,360 --> 03:16:44,360
Oh.

3079
03:16:44,360 --> 03:16:46,360
Oh.

3080
03:16:46,360 --> 03:16:48,360
Oh.

3081
03:16:48,360 --> 03:16:50,360
Oh.

3082
03:16:50,360 --> 03:16:52,360
Oh.

3083
03:16:52,360 --> 03:16:54,360
Oh.

3084
03:17:02,360 --> 03:17:03,360
Gas is closing in.

3085
03:17:03,360 --> 03:17:05,360
Relocating the safe zone.

3086
03:17:13,360 --> 03:17:14,360
Only four things.

3087
03:17:14,360 --> 03:17:16,360
Finish the job.

3088
03:17:17,360 --> 03:17:19,360
You got gas moving in.

3089
03:17:19,360 --> 03:17:20,360
Oh.

3090
03:17:47,360 --> 03:17:48,360
Ah.

3091
03:17:48,360 --> 03:17:49,360
No.

3092
03:17:49,360 --> 03:17:50,360
No.

3093
03:17:50,360 --> 03:17:51,360
Oh, you fucking prick.

3094
03:17:51,360 --> 03:17:52,360
We're still standing.

3095
03:17:52,360 --> 03:17:54,360
That victory's ours next time.

3096
03:17:54,360 --> 03:17:55,360
The enemy.

3097
03:17:55,360 --> 03:17:56,360
Sorry.

3098
03:17:58,360 --> 03:17:59,360
Sorry about that.

3099
03:17:59,360 --> 03:18:00,360
That was.

3100
03:18:00,360 --> 03:18:01,360
That's.

3101
03:18:05,360 --> 03:18:06,360
Sorry about that.

3102
03:18:06,360 --> 03:18:07,360
Pretty unbecoming at the end.

3103
03:18:07,360 --> 03:18:08,360
The language there.

3104
03:18:08,360 --> 03:18:09,360
I did really well.

3105
03:18:09,360 --> 03:18:10,360
The only.

3106
03:18:10,360 --> 03:18:10,360
The thing was.

3107
03:18:10,360 --> 03:18:11,360
I was tabbing to see.

3108
03:18:11,360 --> 03:18:13,360
Make sure that I got the fucking gas mask on.

3109
03:18:13,360 --> 03:18:15,360
I left the tab thing open.

3110
03:18:15,360 --> 03:18:17,360
And some idiot slotted me.

3111
03:18:17,360 --> 03:18:18,360
I was in.

3112
03:18:18,360 --> 03:18:20,360
I was about to win that.

3113
03:18:20,360 --> 03:18:22,360
The gas mask had come on.

3114
03:18:22,360 --> 03:18:25,480
Those guys, I could hear the cons coughing outside.

3115
03:18:27,340 --> 03:18:27,860
Fuck.

3116
03:18:28,940 --> 03:18:30,480
Thank you very much for the tip though.

3117
03:18:30,560 --> 03:18:31,640
Very, very kind of you there.

3118
03:18:31,800 --> 03:18:32,560
Moldy Mike.

3119
03:18:34,060 --> 03:18:35,080
And Scav.

3120
03:18:35,240 --> 03:18:36,920
Thank you very much, Scav.

3121
03:18:39,880 --> 03:18:41,840
Tony Soprano says out thought.

3122
03:18:42,280 --> 03:18:44,800
I think they were out thought by me.

3123
03:18:45,440 --> 03:18:48,140
But I wasn't out thought by them.

3124
03:18:48,140 --> 03:18:52,120
I just, my dexterity on the keyboard is not up to scratch.

3125
03:18:52,220 --> 03:18:56,520
But I would much rather have the mouse precision aim than the controller.

3126
03:18:56,780 --> 03:18:58,720
I don't know how people do the controller, you know.

3127
03:19:01,060 --> 03:19:01,800
Fucking hell.

3128
03:19:06,240 --> 03:19:08,300
That is pure, pure.

3129
03:19:08,360 --> 03:19:09,780
There's nothing else to say over them.

3130
03:19:10,020 --> 03:19:12,080
Pure MF and Moondust.

3131
03:19:12,080 --> 03:19:12,560
Moondust.

3132
03:19:17,640 --> 03:19:18,280
Moondust.

3133
03:19:20,620 --> 03:19:21,840
Moondust is still a problem.

3134
03:19:22,080 --> 03:19:24,000
Moondust.

3135
03:19:24,940 --> 03:19:26,100
Hard day for the parish.

3136
03:19:26,240 --> 03:19:26,900
I think.

3137
03:19:28,260 --> 03:19:28,680
Yeah.

3138
03:19:28,880 --> 03:19:29,260
Go to.

3139
03:19:29,460 --> 03:19:29,700
Moondust.

3140
03:19:29,840 --> 03:19:30,000
Yeah.

3141
03:19:30,060 --> 03:19:31,000
Just have a, no.

3142
03:19:31,120 --> 03:19:33,800
Just another cheeky one and see how that goes on.

3143
03:19:33,900 --> 03:19:34,300
Like, you know.

3144
03:19:36,540 --> 03:19:37,920
Just another cheeky one.

3145
03:19:37,980 --> 03:19:39,140
It's nothing too major.

3146
03:19:39,280 --> 03:19:40,100
Nothing too hectic.

3147
03:19:40,100 --> 03:19:42,220
Just another cheeky one.

3148
03:19:42,300 --> 03:19:42,860
And it could.

3149
03:19:45,240 --> 03:19:46,360
resurrect the spirits.

3150
03:19:50,020 --> 03:19:50,960
Quick biscuit.

3151
03:20:05,260 --> 03:20:06,480
Thanks for the tips, Dad.

3152
03:20:07,100 --> 03:20:08,900
Do you have cream cakes

3153
03:20:08,900 --> 03:20:11,100
for a blast? Yes, I'll give you a quick

3154
03:20:11,100 --> 03:20:12,260
blast of cream cakes.

3155
03:20:12,260 --> 03:20:16,500
I love cream cakes.

3156
03:20:16,980 --> 03:20:18,580
Xanadu 2.0.

3157
03:20:19,060 --> 03:20:20,320
I love cream cakes.

3158
03:20:21,000 --> 03:20:21,920
In Montecito.

3159
03:20:22,780 --> 03:20:23,980
I love cream cakes.

3160
03:20:24,720 --> 03:20:25,740
Wastes of skin.

3161
03:20:26,500 --> 03:20:27,640
I love cream cakes.

3162
03:20:28,660 --> 03:20:29,740
Sweaty fists.

3163
03:20:30,340 --> 03:20:31,620
I love cream cakes.

3164
03:20:32,420 --> 03:20:33,400
Back off.

3165
03:20:33,980 --> 03:20:35,100
I love cream cakes.

3166
03:20:36,160 --> 03:20:37,260
Digital hands.

3167
03:20:37,260 --> 03:20:38,760
I love cream cakes.

3168
03:20:39,180 --> 03:20:40,780
Who do these people think they are?

3169
03:20:41,480 --> 03:20:42,640
I love cream cakes.

3170
03:20:43,260 --> 03:20:44,760
Xanadu 2.0.

3171
03:20:45,340 --> 03:20:46,880
I love cream cakes.

3172
03:20:47,240 --> 03:20:48,240
Wastes of skin.

3173
03:20:49,500 --> 03:20:50,640
I love cream cakes.

3174
03:20:51,380 --> 03:20:52,320
Digital hands.

3175
03:20:53,300 --> 03:20:54,440
I love cream cakes.

3176
03:20:54,980 --> 03:20:55,940
Sweaty fists.

3177
03:20:57,000 --> 03:20:58,140
I love cream cakes.

3178
03:20:58,860 --> 03:20:59,740
Back off.

3179
03:21:06,600 --> 03:21:10,020
Lovely, lovely, lovely bit of cream cake action there featuring

3180
03:21:10,020 --> 03:21:15,160
the strains of B, S, C, Squadabee,

3181
03:21:15,160 --> 03:21:22,720
and none other than Neil, the realist of the MCs, Oliver.

3182
03:21:24,720 --> 03:21:26,360
An insane concept.

3183
03:21:26,360 --> 03:21:27,640
A great man.

3184
03:21:30,300 --> 03:21:31,780
Neil Alexander.

3185
03:21:36,820 --> 03:21:38,820
Did he get to exit 8 in the end?

3186
03:21:38,920 --> 03:21:39,460
I did.

3187
03:21:39,720 --> 03:21:40,700
It was brilliant.

3188
03:21:41,860 --> 03:21:42,920
In a way.

3189
03:21:43,960 --> 03:21:46,300
Was that the fella from coast?

3190
03:21:46,300 --> 03:21:47,020
It was.

3191
03:21:51,240 --> 03:21:52,400
Back off.

3192
03:21:53,780 --> 03:21:54,300
Montecito.

3193
03:21:55,540 --> 03:21:57,060
Xanadu 2.0.

3194
03:22:01,880 --> 03:22:03,100
Did you stream any Neil?

3195
03:22:03,240 --> 03:22:03,840
Not yet.

3196
03:22:03,940 --> 03:22:04,840
There could be a...

3197
03:22:04,840 --> 03:22:06,620
There's plenty of Neil to go around.

3198
03:22:11,440 --> 03:22:15,040
He could actually be good to have up during the...

3199
03:22:15,040 --> 03:22:17,840
The little breaks in play.

3200
03:22:17,840 --> 03:22:19,520
We're up in cream ice.

3201
03:22:19,660 --> 03:22:20,140
Let's move.

3202
03:22:20,220 --> 03:22:21,540
Make sure you got your...

3203
03:22:21,540 --> 03:22:22,460
There we are.

3204
03:22:22,640 --> 03:22:23,800
Christmas sack with you.

3205
03:22:23,880 --> 03:22:25,260
Make sure you got everything with you.

3206
03:22:25,340 --> 03:22:27,060
Heading to the war zone, player.

3207
03:22:27,060 --> 03:22:27,800
You're up.

3208
03:22:28,140 --> 03:22:28,780
Grab your chute.

3209
03:22:29,900 --> 03:22:31,200
Rules of engagement are simple.

3210
03:22:31,640 --> 03:22:33,180
Weapons free on all threats.

3211
03:22:48,220 --> 03:22:49,220
Was the...

3212
03:22:49,220 --> 03:22:51,440
Is the volume for the game okay?

3213
03:22:51,580 --> 03:22:53,220
Like the shooting isn't...

3214
03:22:53,800 --> 03:22:54,400
Too loud.

3215
03:22:54,400 --> 03:22:55,080
Same tone.

3216
03:23:04,520 --> 03:23:05,940
X-A-M-P-L.

3217
03:23:06,060 --> 03:23:08,400
Bonsai says the audio is fine.

3218
03:23:08,460 --> 03:23:10,840
And Scott Robinson says the volume is good too.

3219
03:23:10,940 --> 03:23:11,700
That's great, soldier.

3220
03:23:12,700 --> 03:23:13,700
Volume is grand.

3221
03:23:13,780 --> 03:23:15,340
Says Ashley O'Neal.

3222
03:23:15,760 --> 03:23:18,540
I want to say a big thank you too to Nigel Farage.

3223
03:23:18,540 --> 03:23:20,360
His sweaty toes for the tip.

3224
03:23:21,380 --> 03:23:23,080
You're doing God's work, soldier.

3225
03:23:23,580 --> 03:23:24,580
Thanks so much.

3226
03:23:27,040 --> 03:23:28,240
Very kind of y'all.

3227
03:23:28,580 --> 03:23:29,940
Very kind of y'all.

3228
03:23:31,560 --> 03:23:33,740
I hope to see you at the Christmas party.

3229
03:23:34,700 --> 03:23:36,560
Back at the Warzone HQ.

3230
03:23:38,440 --> 03:23:41,940
We're going to put all the past behind us and enjoy a few drinks.

3231
03:23:42,200 --> 03:23:44,480
Swap a few presentation presents.

3232
03:23:45,960 --> 03:23:47,660
It's just what we do, soldier.

3233
03:23:48,660 --> 03:23:49,580
Over and out.

3234
03:23:49,660 --> 03:23:49,660
Over and out.

3235
03:23:52,660 --> 03:23:53,920
You got gas moving in.

3236
03:24:02,320 --> 03:24:03,080
Contract mark.

3237
03:24:09,120 --> 03:24:17,640
Spend cash.

3238
03:24:17,640 --> 03:24:18,480
Oh, we got it.

3239
03:24:18,660 --> 03:24:19,100
What was that?

3240
03:24:19,240 --> 03:24:19,740
Do-do-do-do.

3241
03:24:20,840 --> 03:24:21,820
Papa Roach.

3242
03:24:28,120 --> 03:24:28,680
Gasparid.

3243
03:24:28,680 --> 03:24:32,780
Get an audio station marked on your attack map for decryption before it's too late.

3244
03:24:33,120 --> 03:24:35,980
There's a lot of information I need to import to you very quickly.

3245
03:24:36,100 --> 03:24:37,560
I'm going to talk quickly like this.

3246
03:24:37,640 --> 03:24:40,100
Make sure you understand each and every word I say.

3247
03:24:43,580 --> 03:24:44,360
Five-five-five-six-neat.

3248
03:24:44,360 --> 03:24:45,820
We want a soap.

3249
03:24:45,820 --> 03:25:15,800
I'm going to go.

3250
03:25:15,800 --> 03:25:42,780
You got to upload the hard drive data. Got a lot of data on that hard drive. It's a Seagate. 225 giga boys. Turn the game volume up. Okay, but I'm just in the middle of a war zone at the moment. But it's going up a bit. I bet you any money now that'll be too loud once the shot's raining.

3251
03:25:42,780 --> 03:25:45,880
I was supposed to play another game of chess.

3252
03:25:46,040 --> 03:25:49,280
Just get a few more goodies before we go and fucking do any of that. Uploading.

3253
03:26:01,780 --> 03:26:04,420
We'll see you later. Oh!

3254
03:26:09,420 --> 03:26:13,740
My own... That was my own grenade. Roy Lean. Thank you very much.

3255
03:26:15,580 --> 03:26:24,240
Look at this guy. The big bamboo over here. We're going to kill him and take everything he has made for himself.

3256
03:26:27,920 --> 03:26:34,500
You have to understand. It was a good move in theory. But it was a shite move in execution.

3257
03:26:36,460 --> 03:26:40,100
Some would all... Many would say it was a big brain maneuver.

3258
03:26:40,100 --> 03:26:45,100
or whatever.

3259
03:26:45,100 --> 03:27:10,100
*Gunshot*

3260
03:27:10,100 --> 03:27:13,100
The bastard.

3261
03:27:13,100 --> 03:27:15,100
*Gunshot*

3262
03:27:15,100 --> 03:27:22,100
Sorry about the histrionics but I mean I really do feel that way. It's not like I'm hamming it up or anything. It's just...

3263
03:27:22,100 --> 03:27:28,100
If somebody comes out the woodwork and is spooking me out, it's a fucking scary scenario. I'm probably gonna scream.

3264
03:27:28,100 --> 03:27:33,100
But that guy... I killed him but I mean...

3265
03:27:33,100 --> 03:27:39,100
What usage was it to me? Do I get any payment for that or do I miss out on the goodies now that he's...

3266
03:27:39,100 --> 03:27:45,100
Same fucker again I'd say.

3267
03:27:45,100 --> 03:27:55,100
*Gunshot*

3268
03:27:55,100 --> 03:27:57,100
*Gunshot*

3269
03:27:57,100 --> 03:27:59,100
Smoke him out! Soldier!

3270
03:27:59,100 --> 03:28:05,100
*Gunshot*

3271
03:28:05,100 --> 03:28:07,100
*Gunshot*

3272
03:28:07,100 --> 03:28:08,100
*Gunshot*

3273
03:28:08,100 --> 03:28:11,100
I was going, in fairness, going up against some kind of like that. He's got a...

3274
03:28:11,100 --> 03:28:13,100
He was fully kitted out.

3275
03:28:13,100 --> 03:28:14,100
*Gunshot*

3276
03:28:14,100 --> 03:28:19,360
Just so you know as well, that wasn't the guy that I was chasing.

3277
03:28:19,680 --> 03:28:21,600
That was a different beast entirely.

3278
03:28:21,600 --> 03:28:26,720
So, I mean, if anything, that was not my fault.

3279
03:28:28,860 --> 03:28:30,600
Hello, is Dance420?

3280
03:28:31,300 --> 03:28:32,080
Your name's Dance.

3281
03:28:32,280 --> 03:28:33,400
Do you want to dance, do you?

3282
03:28:33,460 --> 03:28:34,620
Because I'm ready to dance.

3283
03:28:36,900 --> 03:28:38,260
No microphone?

3284
03:28:38,640 --> 03:28:39,180
No bother.

3285
03:28:39,280 --> 03:28:39,880
Let's party.

3286
03:28:39,880 --> 03:28:46,320
You want to dance?

3287
03:28:46,820 --> 03:28:50,860
Your name's Dance and you don't even like to talk to other men who want to dance.

3288
03:28:55,320 --> 03:28:56,260
Again, lads.

3289
03:28:56,800 --> 03:28:58,220
That might look toxic.

3290
03:28:58,380 --> 03:28:59,540
It might be a toxic thing.

3291
03:28:59,680 --> 03:29:00,200
It's not.

3292
03:29:00,840 --> 03:29:03,780
Pure, unadulterated mind games.

3293
03:29:03,780 --> 03:29:11,660
Thank you very much, Royleen, for the tip.

3294
03:29:11,840 --> 03:29:12,840
And you're filthy.

3295
03:29:12,960 --> 03:29:13,560
Thank you very much.

3296
03:29:14,300 --> 03:29:16,540
Please, can you shout out my brother, Ricky and Sean?

3297
03:29:16,840 --> 03:29:17,500
My brothers.

3298
03:29:18,720 --> 03:29:23,420
Unless you've got a brother with a split personality and he just thinks he's Ricky one moment, Sean the next.

3299
03:29:23,680 --> 03:29:29,900
I'm not laughing at the idea of a mental problem like that, but I'm just saying, trying to make fun, light of the text.

3300
03:29:30,400 --> 03:29:33,260
I'll just cut the crap and say, thanks very much for the tip.

3301
03:29:33,360 --> 03:29:36,020
And Ricky and Sean, I hope you're getting on well, lads.

3302
03:29:36,180 --> 03:29:37,260
I hope you're getting on well.

3303
03:29:37,340 --> 03:29:38,520
Someone's sniping at me here.

3304
03:29:38,620 --> 03:29:39,640
We're taking the piss.

3305
03:29:39,720 --> 03:29:40,420
We're taking the piss.

3306
03:29:47,140 --> 03:29:47,640
Uh-oh.

3307
03:29:51,080 --> 03:29:52,360
You want to dance?

3308
03:29:53,940 --> 03:29:56,360
You can't handle the dance.

3309
03:29:56,360 --> 03:30:06,540
Maybe it...

3310
03:30:06,540 --> 03:30:06,880
Uh-oh.

3311
03:30:07,000 --> 03:30:07,420
Someone...

3312
03:30:07,420 --> 03:30:08,440
There's someone downstairs.

3313
03:30:12,780 --> 03:30:14,320
And how...

3314
03:30:14,320 --> 03:30:16,580
I wish I could get the load out from that, you know?

3315
03:30:17,000 --> 03:30:17,600
Just not...

3316
03:30:17,600 --> 03:30:18,920
That's not the way they do business.

3317
03:30:21,260 --> 03:30:27,480
I was planning on getting a sniper rifle there and just having a nice leisurely sniper from up here, but...

3318
03:30:27,480 --> 03:30:30,840
Not gonna happen now that someone's inside the building, so...

3319
03:30:30,840 --> 03:30:32,140
Let's just keep the ears open, yeah?

3320
03:30:32,960 --> 03:30:33,340
Sound.

3321
03:30:33,560 --> 03:30:33,780
Okay.

3322
03:30:37,000 --> 03:30:38,500
Enemies are dropping into the area.

3323
03:30:38,700 --> 03:30:39,440
Watch the skies.

3324
03:30:39,660 --> 03:30:40,300
Oh, beautiful.

3325
03:30:45,640 --> 03:30:46,000
Oh.

3326
03:30:47,760 --> 03:30:49,020
This is a sniper, is it?

3327
03:30:57,900 --> 03:31:00,780
He's gonna have to come back anyway, so...

3328
03:31:00,780 --> 03:31:03,240
What we'll do is we'll get a better sniper-ooney from here.

3329
03:31:04,000 --> 03:31:04,720
I think...

3330
03:31:04,720 --> 03:31:04,880
No.

3331
03:31:05,120 --> 03:31:05,760
Not gonna happen.

3332
03:31:15,940 --> 03:31:17,980
Wondering if there's anyone up there who's seen us.

3333
03:31:18,580 --> 03:31:20,160
I don't want to get fucking taken down.

3334
03:31:25,700 --> 03:31:27,760
Guy over at the...

3335
03:31:27,760 --> 03:31:28,840
Gas station.

3336
03:31:32,440 --> 03:31:33,980
That's hard to fucking use.

3337
03:31:34,300 --> 03:31:35,720
At that range, with that sight.

3338
03:31:35,720 --> 03:31:56,220
Gas is closing in.

3339
03:31:56,220 --> 03:32:24,260
Someone here now?

3340
03:32:24,260 --> 03:32:36,580
Need a sub machine gun.

3341
03:32:36,580 --> 03:32:52,300
Need a little gun or a little fella or something.

3342
03:32:52,300 --> 03:32:54,620
Lovely.

3343
03:32:54,620 --> 03:33:04,620
He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me as well.

3344
03:33:04,620 --> 03:33:16,940
He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me as well.

3345
03:33:16,940 --> 03:33:29,260
He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me.

3346
03:33:29,260 --> 03:33:41,580
I'd say Bucko's gonna have to jump down.

3347
03:33:41,580 --> 03:33:53,900
Or he isn't actually.

3348
03:33:53,900 --> 03:33:56,220
The next building is gonna have to come around the corner maybe.

3349
03:33:56,220 --> 03:33:58,220
Here we go.

3350
03:33:58,220 --> 03:34:00,540
He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me.

3351
03:34:00,540 --> 03:34:02,540
He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me.

3352
03:34:02,540 --> 03:34:04,860
He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me.

3353
03:34:04,860 --> 03:34:06,860
I'm gonna have to go.

3354
03:34:06,860 --> 03:34:19,180
He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me.

3355
03:34:19,180 --> 03:34:26,660
I can hear someone choking. That's a fucking decoy. Someone throwing decoy octopuses.

3356
03:34:41,480 --> 03:34:50,580
This is definitely this lad and the next building is gonna want to come down here, but I best try and maybe try and get over there.

3357
03:35:06,680 --> 03:35:08,680
Ah, can he still see me?

3358
03:35:08,680 --> 03:35:24,560
This gun's a fucking joke. This is surprising. Still alive. It's Captain Slowpoke.

3359
03:35:24,560 --> 03:35:26,240
Gas is moving.

3360
03:35:26,240 --> 03:35:27,240
Okay.

3361
03:35:27,240 --> 03:35:28,240
Okay.

3362
03:35:28,240 --> 03:35:29,240
Okay.

3363
03:35:29,240 --> 03:35:30,240
Okay.

3364
03:35:30,240 --> 03:35:59,240
Okay.

3365
03:35:59,240 --> 03:36:06,240
Let's try and get a kill with this fucking gun.

3366
03:36:06,240 --> 03:36:07,240
What do those drones do?

3367
03:36:07,240 --> 03:36:08,240
The one that he put up in the air?

3368
03:36:08,240 --> 03:36:09,240
I don't know.

3369
03:36:28,240 --> 03:36:37,240
No!

3370
03:36:37,240 --> 03:36:39,240
Where's the fucking thing?

3371
03:36:39,240 --> 03:36:42,240
Where's the big thing that fucking sends you in the air?

3372
03:36:42,240 --> 03:36:57,240
Oh, yeah, bastard!

3373
03:36:57,240 --> 03:37:02,860
Oh, you bastard.

3374
03:37:12,960 --> 03:37:15,200
It's just the way it goes, I suppose.

3375
03:37:15,340 --> 03:37:20,280
You know, they can't really account for bad scenarios like that.

3376
03:37:20,360 --> 03:37:22,640
We got stuck with a bunch of bad guns.

3377
03:37:22,880 --> 03:37:23,740
None of our perks.

3378
03:37:24,940 --> 03:37:26,380
Sorry about none of our perks.

3379
03:37:27,060 --> 03:37:28,000
Turn that down.

3380
03:37:28,720 --> 03:37:29,620
Fucking awful.

3381
03:37:34,040 --> 03:37:36,680
We had none of the stuff that we like.

3382
03:37:37,300 --> 03:37:38,300
None of the ghost.

3383
03:37:40,300 --> 03:37:41,540
Star of ghost.

3384
03:37:56,880 --> 03:38:04,600
Just while I'm in the zone, I just want to do one more there.

3385
03:38:05,240 --> 03:38:06,040
Sorry about that.

3386
03:38:06,100 --> 03:38:06,940
Just one more.

3387
03:38:08,500 --> 03:38:09,780
It's nothing really.

3388
03:38:12,340 --> 03:38:15,900
It's nothing too complex or complicated.

3389
03:38:15,900 --> 03:38:20,060
I feel I did my best work there was great.

3390
03:38:21,560 --> 03:38:22,780
In the gulag.

3391
03:38:22,780 --> 03:38:26,380
I think I'm great when I'm able to use my mind games, you know.

3392
03:38:26,380 --> 03:38:38,460
It's a damn shame.

3393
03:38:38,460 --> 03:38:39,460
Okay, soldier.

3394
03:38:39,460 --> 03:38:50,280
Okay, soldier.

3395
03:38:50,280 --> 03:38:53,300
First things first, you're going into the drop zone.

3396
03:38:53,300 --> 03:38:54,300
Remember, it's December the 19th.

3397
03:38:54,300 --> 03:38:55,740
Remember, it's December the 19th.

3398
03:38:55,740 --> 03:39:01,480
You got six days until that jolly old red man comes down your chimney.

3399
03:39:01,480 --> 03:39:04,460
You need to make sure you got your body bags lined up.

3400
03:39:04,460 --> 03:39:09,960
There ain't no Christmas parties where you're going.

3401
03:39:10,400 --> 03:39:11,520
This is a war zone.

3402
03:39:16,680 --> 03:39:22,800
Sometimes it can be difficult to do the shoots on them when they're doing the shoots on you already.

3403
03:39:23,040 --> 03:39:26,560
And that is exactly my fucking sentiments.

3404
03:39:27,340 --> 03:39:33,660
I'm trying to crystallize it and put it in a different, more exciting way.

3405
03:39:33,660 --> 03:39:34,500
But that is it.

3406
03:39:34,500 --> 03:39:36,880
That's the essence of the situation we're faced with here.

3407
03:39:37,280 --> 03:39:39,740
It's more than just loot, advance, and endure.

3408
03:39:42,420 --> 03:39:44,820
There's a lot more that goes into it than that.

3409
03:39:45,680 --> 03:39:47,540
You know, you have to have your wits about you as well.

3410
03:39:47,540 --> 03:40:02,060
Check your weapons, check your...

3411
03:40:02,060 --> 03:40:03,040
Blimey, jeanne, boogie.

3412
03:40:05,880 --> 03:40:06,980
Chat topics.

3413
03:40:15,980 --> 03:40:18,840
The old Yeti is going good for me when I can get it.

3414
03:40:20,080 --> 03:40:21,540
Nice work if you can get it.

3415
03:40:25,640 --> 03:40:32,220
One good thing about this game is that it's a lot faster turnaround in terms of getting into a game than the last one.

3416
03:40:32,260 --> 03:40:34,260
You'd be waiting a little bit too long in the last one.

3417
03:40:35,880 --> 03:40:37,360
How did the exit game go?

3418
03:40:37,580 --> 03:40:38,720
We got out of there, G.

3419
03:40:39,420 --> 03:40:40,600
We got out of there, G.

3420
03:40:40,700 --> 03:40:43,680
And G is your name there in the chat, but it's also...

3421
03:40:43,680 --> 03:40:46,220
It sounds kind of gangsterish when I call you, G, as well.

3422
03:40:46,860 --> 03:40:48,340
Listen, G, we got out of there.

3423
03:40:48,640 --> 03:40:50,680
And this guy is us again.

3424
03:40:50,680 --> 03:40:51,640
There we are.

3425
03:40:52,640 --> 03:40:54,100
Headshed gave the green light.

3426
03:40:54,340 --> 03:40:55,940
We're deploying you to the front lines.

3427
03:40:56,480 --> 03:40:56,920
You're up.

3428
03:40:57,200 --> 03:40:57,920
Grab your chutes.

3429
03:40:59,020 --> 03:41:00,600
Enemy activity will be high.

3430
03:41:00,860 --> 03:41:02,620
Expect contact early enough.

3431
03:41:05,720 --> 03:41:07,080
There you are.

3432
03:41:07,080 --> 03:41:07,080
There you are.

3433
03:41:07,680 --> 03:41:09,540
Thought you were getting away, sunshine.

3434
03:41:10,620 --> 03:41:12,620
Head chef just gave the go ahead.

3435
03:41:12,740 --> 03:41:14,480
You're getting dropped into the soup.

3436
03:41:14,900 --> 03:41:15,800
Battle Royale.

3437
03:41:15,880 --> 03:41:16,860
Battle Royale.

3438
03:41:21,360 --> 03:41:23,300
Gas is closing on your position.

3439
03:41:23,460 --> 03:41:24,780
Suggest you hot tail it out of there.

3440
03:41:24,860 --> 03:41:27,800
I suggest you get down to your local general practitioner.

3441
03:41:28,520 --> 03:41:29,580
You have one, that is.

3442
03:41:29,840 --> 03:41:30,460
50 euro.

3443
03:41:30,820 --> 03:41:35,700
If you have a medical card, he'll prescribe you some proton pump inhibitors for zero.

3444
03:41:36,100 --> 03:41:37,180
I repeat, zero.

3445
03:41:37,660 --> 03:41:40,420
If you need to go to the hospital, you could be expecting a bill.

3446
03:41:40,500 --> 03:41:41,160
You got insurance?

3447
03:41:41,580 --> 03:41:42,020
Good.

3448
03:41:42,400 --> 03:41:42,880
You don't?

3449
03:41:43,620 --> 03:41:46,440
You better get your ass out of that war zone fast.

3450
03:41:47,820 --> 03:41:49,080
Bye-bye, soldier.

3451
03:41:49,080 --> 03:41:51,740
And remember, I love you.

3452
03:41:52,980 --> 03:41:54,340
That would be a real...

3453
03:41:54,340 --> 03:42:01,880
A real curveball if he intimated over the hot mic that he loved you just before you were fucking dropping in.

3454
03:42:02,760 --> 03:42:08,260
And you actually didn't know in what way he meant it or if it was a joke at all.

3455
03:42:12,000 --> 03:42:14,520
Okay, soldier, you heard me on the mic, did?

3456
03:42:15,040 --> 03:42:16,680
Did you hear me say I love you at the end?

3457
03:42:17,020 --> 03:42:17,520
You did?

3458
03:42:18,060 --> 03:42:18,460
Good.

3459
03:42:19,460 --> 03:42:21,900
That's a brotherly love statement on me.

3460
03:42:21,900 --> 03:42:22,680
You're losing ground.

3461
03:42:22,900 --> 03:42:28,140
A few people that were cued into a mic there heard that, thought it was something else.

3462
03:42:28,540 --> 03:42:29,020
It was.

3463
03:42:29,780 --> 03:42:33,380
I have no feelings for you other than friendly ones.

3464
03:42:33,900 --> 03:42:37,180
And when I say friendly, I mean as a friend.

3465
03:42:37,580 --> 03:42:38,540
Nothing else, soldier.

3466
03:42:38,920 --> 03:42:39,500
Go get him.

3467
03:42:40,560 --> 03:42:43,780
How come it's not letting me put down the fucking...

3468
03:42:43,780 --> 03:42:44,820
Oh, we've crashed.

3469
03:42:45,160 --> 03:42:45,720
We've crashed.

3470
03:42:45,720 --> 03:42:55,000
Because I was giving it the big fucking bamboo.

3471
03:42:55,000 --> 03:42:55,100
Oh.

3472
03:42:55,100 --> 03:42:55,340
Oh.

3473
03:42:55,400 --> 03:43:08,980
Pure fucking tech, Grems.

3474
03:43:09,040 --> 03:43:10,080
I bet you there's a...

3475
03:43:10,080 --> 03:43:12,920
Last connection to us is a playlist update or something.

3476
03:43:12,920 --> 03:43:18,180
Seems as though they're just disconnecting you for a fucking playlist update every 10 minutes.

3477
03:43:18,180 --> 03:43:25,500
You ready for a sleigh ride resurgence, soldier?

3478
03:43:25,500 --> 03:43:30,500
Yeah, we got a custom made jingle bell sleigh out there.

3479
03:43:30,560 --> 03:43:31,820
It's got a Gatling gun on it.

3480
03:43:33,400 --> 03:43:36,500
We're gonna send you into the train station in that shit.

3481
03:43:42,780 --> 03:43:44,440
Fire in the hole, soldier.

3482
03:43:45,640 --> 03:43:46,620
Fire in the hole.

3483
03:43:46,620 --> 03:43:46,660
Fire in the hole.

3484
03:43:46,660 --> 03:44:16,640
Thank you.

3485
03:44:16,640 --> 03:44:46,620
Thank you.

3486
03:44:46,620 --> 03:44:48,620
Thank you.

3487
03:44:48,620 --> 03:44:49,580
Who have very low ping.

3488
03:44:56,480 --> 03:44:59,460
You know, they're not playing off fucking 4G modems.

3489
03:45:00,300 --> 03:45:01,620
They're not playing with...

3490
03:45:03,220 --> 03:45:04,960
What should we call it?

3491
03:45:05,040 --> 03:45:07,560
Fucking bad audio issues.

3492
03:45:07,740 --> 03:45:08,760
Although, that's...

3493
03:45:08,760 --> 03:45:10,620
Yeah, they are really, but...

3494
03:45:10,620 --> 03:45:12,940
What about me, you know?

3495
03:45:13,480 --> 03:45:16,380
65 MS ping, we're going for less than that.

3496
03:45:18,880 --> 03:45:21,480
Can only get a 240p YouTube feed.

3497
03:45:21,580 --> 03:45:22,840
Connor, is that the crack?

3498
03:45:22,900 --> 03:45:23,640
Is that the truth?

3499
03:45:28,060 --> 03:45:36,840
I thought that I was able to put out at least a 720 or a 1080.

3500
03:45:43,060 --> 03:45:44,660
Okay, HD has...

3501
03:45:44,660 --> 03:45:45,260
It's counting.

3502
03:45:45,400 --> 03:45:46,360
How are you of HD?

3503
03:45:46,540 --> 03:45:47,600
Say I've got the 1080.

3504
03:45:47,980 --> 03:45:51,560
The full 1080p experience is being had by a few people.

3505
03:45:55,980 --> 03:45:57,980
I will not allow anyone to...

3506
03:45:57,980 --> 03:46:00,340
Thank you very much for the tip there during the match there.

3507
03:46:00,420 --> 03:46:01,040
You're filthy.

3508
03:46:01,440 --> 03:46:05,500
And your brothers, Ricky and Sean, I hope you're getting on well, lads.

3509
03:46:05,720 --> 03:46:07,340
And Royleen, thank you very much.

3510
03:46:07,480 --> 03:46:09,360
And Nigel Farage and Moldy Mike.

3511
03:46:09,740 --> 03:46:10,740
I hope you're getting on well now.

3512
03:46:11,160 --> 03:46:12,540
Couple of lovely tippings there.

3513
03:46:12,840 --> 03:46:14,500
You, thank you very much for your tip.

3514
03:46:14,680 --> 03:46:15,080
Call you.

3515
03:46:15,500 --> 03:46:16,180
Happy Christmas.

3516
03:46:16,920 --> 03:46:17,720
The Santimoney.

3517
03:46:18,400 --> 03:46:19,520
Very, very kind of you.

3518
03:46:20,420 --> 03:46:21,020
Santus.

3519
03:46:21,800 --> 03:46:22,800
Santus Bankus.

3520
03:46:23,040 --> 03:46:24,940
And none other than the man.

3521
03:46:26,200 --> 03:46:26,940
Das myth.

3522
03:46:27,860 --> 03:46:28,660
Das legend.

3523
03:46:31,460 --> 03:46:33,020
Christopher David Ram.

3524
03:46:33,960 --> 03:46:36,000
Otherwise known as CD Ram.

3525
03:46:37,080 --> 03:46:37,700
And that's C.

3526
03:46:37,920 --> 03:46:39,420
And the letters C and D.

3527
03:46:39,540 --> 03:46:40,180
Not CD.

3528
03:46:40,400 --> 03:46:42,380
I'm not in any way suggesting that...

3529
03:46:43,440 --> 03:46:45,320
CD Ram is a CD person.

3530
03:46:45,440 --> 03:46:46,220
Thank you very much.

3531
03:46:46,580 --> 03:46:48,980
The Ram bomb has hit hard times.

3532
03:46:49,240 --> 03:46:51,440
The tax man is after catching up.

3533
03:46:52,060 --> 03:46:54,240
In the revenue sources and destinations.

3534
03:46:54,420 --> 03:46:55,560
Thanks very much for that tip.

3535
03:46:55,700 --> 03:46:56,320
Very kind of you.

3536
03:47:05,520 --> 03:47:07,240
What a horrible, horrible sound.

3537
03:47:07,320 --> 03:47:08,180
Did we mute that?

3538
03:47:08,720 --> 03:47:09,860
Just gonna mute that.

3539
03:47:09,960 --> 03:47:10,920
I'm fucking moon...

3540
03:47:10,920 --> 03:47:14,880
Just gonna moon dust us until we get through there.

3541
03:47:18,360 --> 03:47:18,880
Moondust.

3542
03:47:19,620 --> 03:47:20,640
CD Ron.

3543
03:47:21,220 --> 03:47:22,460
Moondust is still a problem.

3544
03:47:23,040 --> 03:47:24,720
Was CD Ron?

3545
03:47:26,000 --> 03:47:27,520
As in Ron like Ron...

3546
03:47:28,520 --> 03:47:29,000
Ronald.

3547
03:47:29,220 --> 03:47:32,380
Was CD Ron a fucking character out of something?

3548
03:47:32,720 --> 03:47:33,180
Moondust.

3549
03:47:33,180 --> 03:47:33,240
Moondust.

3550
03:47:33,240 --> 03:47:33,240
Moondust.

3551
03:47:33,240 --> 03:47:33,240
Moondust.

3552
03:47:33,240 --> 03:47:47,320
Nama is after you.

3553
03:48:01,360 --> 03:48:03,360
Cetus Maximus.

3554
03:48:03,360 --> 03:48:04,620
Moondust.

3555
03:48:06,940 --> 03:48:07,460
Moondust.

3556
03:48:07,920 --> 03:48:08,500
Alright.

3557
03:48:09,280 --> 03:48:11,520
We're getting ready to go back to the moondust.

3558
03:48:11,820 --> 03:48:14,460
Make sure you got your moondust in a bag, soldier.

3559
03:48:14,880 --> 03:48:16,900
I'm gonna spread that shit around the warzone.

3560
03:48:17,300 --> 03:48:18,860
Cash drop everywhere around me.

3561
03:48:19,020 --> 03:48:19,420
Cream.

3562
03:48:19,720 --> 03:48:20,360
Get the money.

3563
03:48:20,780 --> 03:48:22,280
Dollar dollar bill, y'all.

3564
03:48:22,280 --> 03:48:34,740
What a bollocks, oh yeah.

3565
03:48:35,800 --> 03:48:39,840
I'm saying, what a fucking bollocks it is now that they're making people go into advanced

3566
03:48:39,840 --> 03:48:44,600
settings, the rigmarole, and change to fucking 1080p.

3567
03:48:49,600 --> 03:48:50,380
Moving here.

3568
03:48:56,780 --> 03:48:58,320
Rambam Jovis.

3569
03:49:03,860 --> 03:49:06,660
John, John Bon Jehovah's Witness.

3570
03:49:07,940 --> 03:49:09,260
Living on a prayer.

3571
03:49:09,480 --> 03:49:10,740
Makes sense in a way, doesn't it?

3572
03:49:10,740 --> 03:49:12,000
For the Jehovah's Witnesses.

3573
03:49:13,000 --> 03:49:15,020
Every day is one big prayer.

3574
03:49:15,660 --> 03:49:17,080
Spread around the gaff.

3575
03:49:17,180 --> 03:49:18,880
Spread around the local.

3576
03:49:19,460 --> 03:49:20,260
The locale.

3577
03:49:20,920 --> 03:49:23,420
Whether people want to hear about it or not.

3578
03:49:23,760 --> 03:49:24,320
The good book.

3579
03:49:24,420 --> 03:49:25,000
The good word.

3580
03:49:25,460 --> 03:49:27,420
It's all there for you if you want it.

3581
03:49:35,180 --> 03:49:37,960
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

3582
03:49:37,960 --> 03:49:38,280
Five.

3583
03:49:38,620 --> 03:49:44,100
Thank you very much for your fucking kind, kind, kind tip there.

3584
03:49:45,820 --> 03:49:47,700
Man, that's a lovely big pile of cash.

3585
03:49:47,760 --> 03:49:49,040
We've got the gas mask on.

3586
03:49:50,100 --> 03:49:50,860
We've got that.

3587
03:49:51,540 --> 03:49:53,880
We'll take that as well, just for hard times.

3588
03:49:55,220 --> 03:49:56,640
We'll make a few of these.

3589
03:49:57,140 --> 03:49:58,840
We'll make an appointment with this guy here.

3590
03:50:00,840 --> 03:50:01,340
That's it.

3591
03:50:01,900 --> 03:50:02,600
That's it, yeah.

3592
03:50:02,760 --> 03:50:03,220
That's it.

3593
03:50:04,340 --> 03:50:06,180
Now, what was the main reason for coming here?

3594
03:50:06,240 --> 03:50:06,680
Okay, money.

3595
03:50:06,780 --> 03:50:07,480
So, we get money.

3596
03:50:07,800 --> 03:50:08,800
We move to the buy.

3597
03:50:09,460 --> 03:50:11,580
And we fucking rock and roll.

3598
03:50:12,700 --> 03:50:14,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

3599
03:50:14,280 --> 03:50:15,340
No cars around, though.

3600
03:50:21,260 --> 03:50:22,380
This one's for Pele.

3601
03:50:22,380 --> 03:50:24,780
The ghost of Pele's soul.

3602
03:50:25,060 --> 03:50:27,380
Not just Pele, but his soul, who is...

3603
03:50:27,380 --> 03:50:28,900
We're honouring today.

3604
03:50:30,580 --> 03:50:31,620
Today of all days.

3605
03:50:35,040 --> 03:50:35,760
That's that.

3606
03:50:35,900 --> 03:50:36,660
We're out of here.

3607
03:50:36,880 --> 03:50:38,380
We have 6,000 euros.

3608
03:50:38,660 --> 03:50:40,960
That should give us the radar we want.

3609
03:50:41,440 --> 03:50:42,220
That's great.

3610
03:50:42,680 --> 03:50:44,900
Now, let's get ourselves a nice little vehicle

3611
03:50:44,900 --> 03:50:47,580
to spin around in whilst we have that radar.

3612
03:50:49,000 --> 03:50:50,380
None of these are operable.

3613
03:50:50,480 --> 03:50:52,240
We need to get one of the ones that are fucking

3614
03:50:52,240 --> 03:50:54,660
hardwired, hardcoded into the game.

3615
03:50:59,860 --> 03:51:01,840
Actually, we might head into town.

3616
03:51:03,560 --> 03:51:05,440
Forget about the fucking vehicle.

3617
03:51:05,440 --> 03:51:06,420
We'll head into town.

3618
03:51:07,080 --> 03:51:08,460
Crack that radox.

3619
03:51:09,480 --> 03:51:11,440
And then crack a few skulls as well.

3620
03:51:15,320 --> 03:51:16,800
There's someone on a quad bike.

3621
03:51:20,320 --> 03:51:22,220
Sniper would be nice, but it's not happening.

3622
03:51:32,220 --> 03:51:34,060
Requesting recon flyover.

3623
03:51:34,180 --> 03:51:34,400
Copy.

3624
03:51:34,660 --> 03:51:35,920
UAV orbiting the AO.

3625
03:51:36,160 --> 03:51:36,920
Recon is online.

3626
03:51:39,400 --> 03:51:39,860
Jesus.

3627
03:51:39,860 --> 03:51:41,520
No one around.

3628
03:51:42,460 --> 03:51:43,320
It's open season.

3629
03:51:44,000 --> 03:51:45,120
Load of cunts down there though.

3630
03:51:51,400 --> 03:51:53,640
Loads of fuckers down there in Old Town.

3631
03:51:54,280 --> 03:51:56,020
We just get up high and

3632
03:51:56,020 --> 03:51:57,740
find a nice

3633
03:51:57,740 --> 03:51:59,200
high-powered rifle.

3634
03:51:59,300 --> 03:51:59,900
We should be okay.

3635
03:52:06,900 --> 03:52:10,200
All my work undone there.

3636
03:52:14,520 --> 03:52:16,220
That's where the action is, down that

3637
03:52:16,220 --> 03:52:18,180
vicinity.

3638
03:52:18,180 --> 03:52:22,840
You gotta load out.

3639
03:52:22,900 --> 03:52:23,580
Drop inbound.

3640
03:52:32,920 --> 03:52:34,060
Gas is moving in.

3641
03:52:34,220 --> 03:52:35,360
New safe zone located.

3642
03:52:47,460 --> 03:52:52,240
Down there.

3643
03:52:52,240 --> 03:52:52,980
Mark the target.

3644
03:53:10,340 --> 03:53:11,420
Probably gonna get slotted.

3645
03:53:11,760 --> 03:53:12,840
Probably gonna get slotted.

3646
03:53:17,080 --> 03:53:17,900
Yeti, it's on.

3647
03:53:17,980 --> 03:53:18,780
The Yeti is on.

3648
03:53:19,960 --> 03:53:20,880
Although we have

3649
03:53:20,880 --> 03:53:22,160
no

3650
03:53:22,160 --> 03:53:23,180
ghost.

3651
03:53:23,440 --> 03:53:23,800
Repeat,

3652
03:53:23,980 --> 03:53:24,860
no ghost.

3653
03:53:37,600 --> 03:53:38,160
Fuck you.

3654
03:53:38,640 --> 03:53:39,220
I heard him.

3655
03:53:39,320 --> 03:53:40,500
I didn't know where he was.

3656
03:53:40,720 --> 03:53:40,900
Which

3657
03:53:40,900 --> 03:53:42,680
fucking side I thought he was coming up

3658
03:53:42,680 --> 03:53:43,520
instead of across.

3659
03:53:43,620 --> 03:53:44,380
That was nice.

3660
03:53:44,380 --> 03:53:44,480
Nice.

3661
03:53:46,700 --> 03:53:50,300
Sorry about that now.

3662
03:53:52,980 --> 03:53:55,100
Hopefully this guy in this place

3663
03:53:55,100 --> 03:53:55,700
has his

3664
03:53:55,700 --> 03:53:56,240
headset

3665
03:53:56,240 --> 03:53:57,160
on.

3666
03:54:01,160 --> 03:54:01,800
Yo.

3667
03:54:03,080 --> 03:54:03,580
Dutchie,

3668
03:54:03,700 --> 03:54:04,920
7362.

3669
03:54:05,920 --> 03:54:06,800
Do you like Holland,

3670
03:54:06,900 --> 03:54:07,140
do you?

3671
03:54:08,120 --> 03:54:08,600
Do you wanna

3672
03:54:08,600 --> 03:54:10,580
return to Holland?

3673
03:54:12,820 --> 03:54:13,540
Not great.

3674
03:54:13,660 --> 03:54:14,520
Do you wanna go dancing,

3675
03:54:14,780 --> 03:54:15,020
Dutch?

3676
03:54:15,020 --> 03:54:22,120
Do you wanna go dancing?

3677
03:54:22,260 --> 03:54:23,160
Cause you're on fire.

3678
03:54:23,300 --> 03:54:27,300
You will be refreshing the box,

3679
03:54:27,400 --> 03:54:27,900
minister.

3680
03:54:32,300 --> 03:54:32,940
Oh!

3681
03:54:32,940 --> 03:54:41,640
I get another shot at the big time.

3682
03:54:43,640 --> 03:54:48,400
Let's get this.

3683
03:54:50,400 --> 03:54:52,460
well and truly ready for it.

3684
03:54:52,460 --> 03:54:53,760
The headset is on.

3685
03:54:53,760 --> 03:54:55,140
The microphone is ready.

3686
03:54:59,520 --> 03:55:00,800
Well, well, well.

3687
03:55:01,300 --> 03:55:02,100
How are you getting on?

3688
03:55:02,200 --> 03:55:02,640
Cur now.

3689
03:55:02,720 --> 03:55:03,580
Do you wanna go dancing?

3690
03:55:06,280 --> 03:55:07,860
Do you like to foxtrot, do you?

3691
03:55:08,620 --> 03:55:09,620
Let's go, man.

3692
03:55:09,620 --> 03:55:10,120
Let's go, hijo de puta.

3693
03:55:10,120 --> 03:55:11,000
Yeah?

3694
03:55:11,180 --> 03:55:12,480
Let's dance tonight.

3695
03:55:12,660 --> 03:55:13,360
Me and you.

3696
03:55:13,900 --> 03:55:15,240
Tango in Paris.

3697
03:55:15,900 --> 03:55:16,080
Alone.

3698
03:55:17,080 --> 03:55:18,040
Ah, fuck.

3699
03:55:18,500 --> 03:55:19,840
Actually, not Tango in Paris.

3700
03:55:20,620 --> 03:55:20,800
Yeah.

3701
03:55:21,000 --> 03:55:21,260
Alright.

3702
03:55:21,460 --> 03:55:21,820
Well done.

3703
03:55:25,140 --> 03:55:26,300
Failure ain't fatal.

3704
03:55:26,640 --> 03:55:28,500
It's just an opportunity to do better.

3705
03:55:29,200 --> 03:55:30,440
I got peanut buttered there.

3706
03:55:31,400 --> 03:55:33,860
Fucking pure butternut fucking squash.

3707
03:55:34,140 --> 03:55:34,980
Tango and cash.

3708
03:55:35,580 --> 03:55:37,040
Yeah, it was a misnomer there.

3709
03:55:37,160 --> 03:55:39,740
It was the first Tango I was trying to fucking think of

3710
03:55:39,740 --> 03:55:41,340
was Last Tango in Paris.

3711
03:55:41,480 --> 03:55:42,860
And in retrospect,

3712
03:55:43,400 --> 03:55:45,780
that's not the reference I wanted to go for

3713
03:55:45,780 --> 03:55:48,920
because it's pretty fucking visceral enough, you know?

3714
03:55:49,480 --> 03:55:52,160
It has different kind of meanings and overtones.

3715
03:55:53,680 --> 03:55:54,880
But look at you.

3716
03:55:54,980 --> 03:55:55,880
You live and you learn.

3717
03:55:56,220 --> 03:55:56,940
You live and you learn.

3718
03:55:57,820 --> 03:55:59,860
Might just have one more there.

3719
03:56:01,420 --> 03:56:02,980
Might just go for one more.

3720
03:56:03,920 --> 03:56:04,220
Do you know?

3721
03:56:04,420 --> 03:56:05,620
I was saying, Shafi,

3722
03:56:06,300 --> 03:56:09,200
just think that it's gonna happen.

3723
03:56:09,400 --> 03:56:12,480
I think we're gonna really lift the fucking roof off this one.

3724
03:56:12,940 --> 03:56:13,300
DPRE,

3725
03:56:13,460 --> 03:56:16,000
thank you very, very much for your kind,

3726
03:56:16,040 --> 03:56:16,740
heart, and generous tip.

3727
03:56:16,800 --> 03:56:19,200
Hope this helps you get a brand new shiny gaff

3728
03:56:19,200 --> 03:56:21,700
in Popov power.

3729
03:56:22,960 --> 03:56:23,960
Popov the toolbox

3730
03:56:23,960 --> 03:56:25,600
and let's get down to business.

3731
03:56:26,000 --> 03:56:27,840
It's a real nice place to be.

3732
03:56:29,660 --> 03:56:30,320
What else?

3733
03:56:30,400 --> 03:56:31,480
Where else is good to go?

3734
03:56:31,480 --> 03:56:34,480
There's the Orlov airbase.

3735
03:56:35,300 --> 03:56:36,680
There's the Popov tower.

3736
03:56:37,840 --> 03:56:38,480
There is...

3737
03:56:39,060 --> 03:56:40,220
the resort.

3738
03:56:42,140 --> 03:56:43,800
Which is a bit of a last resort

3739
03:56:43,800 --> 03:56:45,360
a la Papa Roach for me

3740
03:56:45,360 --> 03:56:48,260
because I'm not really too keen on the map itself.

3741
03:56:48,800 --> 03:56:50,960
Thank you very much for the tip there, Big Red.

3742
03:56:52,500 --> 03:56:54,140
You're getting on well there, Big Red.

3743
03:56:54,220 --> 03:56:54,900
Thanks very much.

3744
03:56:57,020 --> 03:57:07,960
I like the integration of the old maps and kind of got a little bit wistfully nostalgic when I found myself in the middle of Subbase from Modern Warfare 2.

3745
03:57:09,960 --> 03:57:14,100
And a few other cheeky places as well from the original Modern Warfare.

3746
03:57:14,100 --> 03:57:15,100
This map is...

3747
03:57:15,100 --> 03:57:19,140
fucking well better than that last desert one.

3748
03:57:19,260 --> 03:57:19,840
I don't...

3749
03:57:19,840 --> 03:57:20,940
I never really liked it.

3750
03:57:21,000 --> 03:57:26,500
I didn't like the high usage of AI soldiers in fucking strongholds and whatnot.

3751
03:57:27,000 --> 03:57:28,240
I didn't like any of that stuff.

3752
03:57:28,240 --> 03:57:30,240
This kind of blends...

3753
03:57:30,240 --> 03:57:31,960
There's bits of desert-y region.

3754
03:57:32,460 --> 03:57:33,960
There's bits of desert-y going on.

3755
03:57:34,500 --> 03:57:41,240
But there's also that gritty, grimy sort of Eastern Europe kind of Soviet block stuff happening as well.

3756
03:57:41,620 --> 03:57:42,840
It's got a bit of everything.

3757
03:57:42,980 --> 03:57:44,440
You can get around nicely.

3758
03:57:44,680 --> 03:57:47,060
They've integrated that kind of...

3759
03:57:47,060 --> 03:57:51,980
I'm not Fortnite-esque in terms of building and construction, but...

3760
03:57:51,980 --> 03:57:52,780
Just the roof...

3761
03:57:52,780 --> 03:57:56,620
Getting onto the rooftops, those zip lines, all that kind of business.

3762
03:57:56,820 --> 03:57:57,460
It's a lot better.

3763
03:57:57,660 --> 03:58:01,220
Those fucking drones that have ropes attached to them.

3764
03:58:04,360 --> 03:58:06,040
Nothing does beat for dance, like.

3765
03:58:06,120 --> 03:58:07,200
But, I mean, this is up there.

3766
03:58:10,080 --> 03:58:12,380
You should really be able to play those maps.

3767
03:58:13,140 --> 03:58:16,800
You should have them available to you, like the way you used to have a playlist for a fucking multiplayer.

3768
03:58:18,880 --> 03:58:20,140
That's my two cents.

3769
03:58:31,380 --> 03:58:32,080
Bit of this.

3770
03:58:32,080 --> 03:58:35,080
I'm the lord of TNT.

3771
03:58:36,220 --> 03:58:37,660
Check your weapons, check your gear.

3772
03:58:37,760 --> 03:58:38,620
We're holding for deployment.

3773
03:58:39,040 --> 03:58:40,660
Check your weapons, check your gear.

3774
03:58:40,820 --> 03:58:42,100
Make sure you got everything with you.

3775
03:58:42,180 --> 03:58:43,360
You got your bum bag.

3776
03:58:43,760 --> 03:58:46,880
Or as we call it out here, your fanny pack.

3777
03:58:47,600 --> 03:58:52,800
Make sure your fanny pack is replete with beautiful items, such as stun grenades, frags, and whatnot.

3778
03:58:53,640 --> 03:58:55,700
Also, Christmas is around the corner.

3779
03:58:55,820 --> 03:58:57,460
You got all your shopping done yet, soldier?

3780
03:58:58,000 --> 03:59:01,180
You ain't gonna get time to go build any shop when you're in the war zone, you hear?

3781
03:59:01,680 --> 03:59:07,360
Next time you're in that war zone, I'm gonna allocate five minutes for you to go around the shops.

3782
03:59:08,080 --> 03:59:09,680
There's still a few shops that need looting.

3783
03:59:09,860 --> 03:59:11,200
Get yourself to a gas station.

3784
03:59:11,680 --> 03:59:16,560
You might be able to find yourself a nice present to give to a loved one or a relative or a friend or something.

3785
03:59:17,240 --> 03:59:19,000
Other than that, you're on your own.

3786
03:59:19,080 --> 03:59:19,960
Weapons free.

3787
03:59:21,020 --> 03:59:21,860
Weapons free.

3788
03:59:23,140 --> 03:59:24,800
Vincent, thanks very much.

3789
03:59:25,700 --> 03:59:26,940
Vincent with the five euro.

3790
03:59:27,180 --> 03:59:28,560
We are deploying to the war zone.

3791
03:59:28,980 --> 03:59:29,960
We're about to deploy.

3792
03:59:30,060 --> 03:59:31,120
I want to say a big thanks.

3793
03:59:31,340 --> 03:59:34,880
Big shout out to Vincent for the five euro tip and big red as well.

3794
03:59:34,960 --> 03:59:37,880
We're up in free mics.

3795
03:59:37,880 --> 04:00:07,860
We're up in free mics.

3796
04:00:07,860 --> 04:00:08,120
Great.

3797
04:00:08,200 --> 04:00:09,320
This is seriously class.

3798
04:00:09,840 --> 04:00:11,900
I suggest you high tail it out of there.

3799
04:00:12,520 --> 04:00:13,500
I suggest...

3800
04:00:13,500 --> 04:00:16,700
Johnson Lobster says it's embarrassing, but I mean...

3801
04:00:16,700 --> 04:00:20,520
One man's embarrassment is another man's glory.

3802
04:00:23,520 --> 04:00:25,420
I suggest you high tail...

3803
04:00:25,420 --> 04:00:31,120
Vincent or Johnson Lobster, I suggest you re-evaluate the game.

3804
04:00:31,240 --> 04:00:32,100
Maybe play it yourself.

3805
04:00:32,880 --> 04:00:33,840
Have another look at that.

3806
04:00:34,480 --> 04:00:35,140
Get down.

3807
04:00:36,660 --> 04:00:37,780
The war zone town.

3808
04:00:43,980 --> 04:00:47,700
It's like that man Ghost looking at you in the code with his ghost mask on.

3809
04:00:49,860 --> 04:00:52,600
Vincent, thanks very much for the suffocation street money.

3810
04:00:56,600 --> 04:00:58,060
Didn't have the radio on for that.

3811
04:00:58,580 --> 04:00:59,780
It was a normal voice.

3812
04:01:00,300 --> 04:01:00,720
Apologies.

3813
04:01:00,720 --> 04:01:23,660
Lovely landing.

3814
04:01:23,660 --> 04:01:27,460
Lovely contract.

3815
04:01:27,460 --> 04:01:29,980
Positive ID on the bounty targets.

3816
04:01:30,200 --> 04:01:30,780
Hunt them down.

3817
04:01:31,740 --> 04:01:33,160
Well and truly positive.

3818
04:01:33,380 --> 04:01:35,340
The identification has just come back.

3819
04:01:35,800 --> 04:01:36,220
Result?

3820
04:01:36,640 --> 04:01:37,560
You guessed it, soldier.

3821
04:01:37,860 --> 04:01:38,220
Positive.

3822
04:01:42,160 --> 04:01:42,560
Gotcha.

3823
04:01:42,740 --> 04:01:48,900
We just did some drop-de-tuning on the Stratocaster and we're about to go wild and crazy on a Marshall stack amp.

3824
04:01:49,520 --> 04:01:50,140
Effects pedal?

3825
04:01:50,140 --> 04:01:52,360
You know we're using that fuzz box.

3826
04:01:54,760 --> 04:01:56,320
We want heavy distortion on that.

3827
04:01:59,680 --> 04:02:01,280
We're talking no effects.

3828
04:02:01,480 --> 04:02:02,600
We're talking Limp Bizkit.

3829
04:02:03,280 --> 04:02:04,820
We're talking new metal era.

3830
04:02:05,760 --> 04:02:06,300
Real shit.

3831
04:02:11,260 --> 04:02:11,480
What?

3832
04:02:11,480 --> 04:02:11,500
What?

3833
04:02:11,800 --> 04:02:12,060
Like.

3834
04:02:12,760 --> 04:02:15,420
Is there going to be a resurgence of new metal?

3835
04:02:16,600 --> 04:02:20,620
Or it could bring back new metal and just call it new old metal.

3836
04:02:20,980 --> 04:02:21,320
Because.

3837
04:02:22,360 --> 04:02:23,460
Where is it now?

3838
04:02:23,660 --> 04:02:23,820
And.

3839
04:02:24,660 --> 04:02:25,380
Where did the.

3840
04:02:25,580 --> 04:02:26,760
How did it dry up?

3841
04:02:26,820 --> 04:02:27,000
Like.

3842
04:02:27,180 --> 04:02:29,020
The need for that genre of music.

3843
04:02:30,160 --> 04:02:30,860
Maybe I'm.

3844
04:02:30,920 --> 04:02:33,460
I'm just not swinging in the right circles to know about.

3845
04:02:35,300 --> 04:02:35,960
This stuff.

3846
04:02:36,080 --> 04:02:36,320
Okay.

3847
04:02:36,400 --> 04:02:36,680
Okay.

3848
04:02:36,740 --> 04:02:37,000
We've.

3849
04:02:37,240 --> 04:02:38,160
Something going on here.

3850
04:02:38,240 --> 04:02:38,500
Let's.

3851
04:02:39,440 --> 04:02:39,640
Let's.

3852
04:02:39,640 --> 04:02:40,320
Let that down there.

3853
04:02:45,360 --> 04:02:45,960
Newgate.

3854
04:02:46,300 --> 04:02:46,720
Metal.

3855
04:02:48,240 --> 04:02:50,220
Been listening to my favorite band.

3856
04:02:50,960 --> 04:02:51,340
Limp.

3857
04:02:52,060 --> 04:02:52,620
Biscuit.

3858
04:02:55,920 --> 04:02:56,440
Newgate.

3859
04:02:56,620 --> 04:02:57,440
Baked metal.

3860
04:02:58,660 --> 04:02:59,840
You son of a bitch.

3861
04:03:05,580 --> 04:03:08,220
Limp Bizkit's new old songs.

3862
04:03:08,680 --> 04:03:10,220
Where is this clown?

3863
04:03:12,700 --> 04:03:13,140
He's.

3864
04:03:14,340 --> 04:03:15,460
Thing with this guy is.

3865
04:03:15,840 --> 04:03:16,720
He's in the house.

3866
04:03:20,360 --> 04:03:21,120
Or is he?

3867
04:03:23,820 --> 04:03:25,360
Let's get ahead of the curve here.

3868
04:03:26,020 --> 04:03:27,780
Because the gas is coming in.

3869
04:03:28,520 --> 04:03:29,380
We can get ahead of the.

3870
04:03:32,460 --> 04:03:33,120
There we go.

3871
04:03:33,180 --> 04:03:33,880
That's the curvature.

3872
04:03:35,080 --> 04:03:35,840
Hell of a job.

3873
04:03:36,020 --> 04:03:36,980
Hell of a job soldier.

3874
04:03:37,940 --> 04:03:38,340
You.

3875
04:03:38,420 --> 04:03:38,700
Uh.

3876
04:03:39,020 --> 04:03:40,100
What are you doing for Christmas soldier?

3877
04:03:40,200 --> 04:03:40,400
You want.

3878
04:03:40,860 --> 04:03:41,920
You got a home to go to?

3879
04:03:45,300 --> 04:03:46,780
You want to come and hang out around.

3880
04:03:47,660 --> 04:03:48,240
At my place.

3881
04:03:48,360 --> 04:03:48,920
Christmas time.

3882
04:03:54,140 --> 04:03:54,640
What's that?

3883
04:03:54,720 --> 04:03:55,040
Riveter.

3884
04:03:55,300 --> 04:03:55,480
No.

3885
04:03:55,480 --> 04:04:05,120
Should get Freddy Durst on the stream.

3886
04:04:05,220 --> 04:04:06,020
It's a great idea.

3887
04:04:06,400 --> 04:04:07,580
He could make an appearance.

3888
04:04:09,960 --> 04:04:14,420
Could really do with a ladies and gentlemen shout at the beginning of each and every game.

3889
04:04:15,700 --> 04:04:18,440
And an introducing the chocolate starfish.

3890
04:04:19,700 --> 04:04:20,640
An anus.

3891
04:04:20,640 --> 04:04:21,320
You know.

3892
04:04:21,520 --> 04:04:22,580
He's literally saying.

3893
04:04:23,660 --> 04:04:24,780
Introducing an arse.

3894
04:04:25,600 --> 04:04:27,200
He was really setting the stall out.

3895
04:04:27,200 --> 04:04:28,240
Out of targets identified.

3896
04:04:28,580 --> 04:04:29,220
Weapons free.

3897
04:04:30,520 --> 04:04:32,720
Really setting the stall for his music.

3898
04:04:33,880 --> 04:04:35,380
You got gas inbound.

3899
04:04:35,600 --> 04:04:36,620
Safe zone relocated.

3900
04:04:38,620 --> 04:04:41,080
XL bully is being introduced to the war zone.

3901
04:04:41,180 --> 04:04:41,680
Make sure you.

3902
04:04:42,020 --> 04:04:43,500
Make sure you got your.

3903
04:04:45,100 --> 04:04:46,180
Stab vest on.

3904
04:04:46,240 --> 04:04:49,020
Or whatever you wear to prevent a dog from attacking you.

3905
04:04:52,320 --> 04:04:53,540
We've been teasing him.

3906
04:04:54,080 --> 04:04:54,700
Starving him.

3907
04:04:55,400 --> 04:04:56,320
Singing off key.

3908
04:04:58,560 --> 04:05:00,480
We got an XL bully up there.

3909
04:05:01,720 --> 04:05:02,120
Come on.

3910
04:05:02,200 --> 04:05:02,500
Fuck.

3911
04:05:08,100 --> 04:05:10,340
Requesting record flyover.

3912
04:05:10,420 --> 04:05:10,880
Copy that.

3913
04:05:11,140 --> 04:05:12,200
UAV is on station.

3914
04:05:14,340 --> 04:05:15,000
Load out.

3915
04:05:15,080 --> 04:05:15,480
Create here.

3916
04:05:15,920 --> 04:05:17,740
Forgot there's a fucking contract that we're doing.

3917
04:05:18,740 --> 04:05:19,960
And please cop out.

3918
04:05:19,960 --> 04:05:43,900
What?

3919
04:05:44,400 --> 04:05:44,840
I shot.

3920
04:05:45,380 --> 04:05:46,560
He was wearing those.

3921
04:05:47,180 --> 04:05:48,940
Funky night vision goggles as well.

3922
04:05:48,940 --> 04:05:58,460
Don't worry.

3923
04:05:59,120 --> 04:05:59,760
Don't worry.

3924
04:05:59,840 --> 04:06:00,400
We'll get him.

3925
04:06:00,980 --> 04:06:01,760
We'll get him.

3926
04:06:01,800 --> 04:06:02,800
Because he has to run now.

3927
04:06:02,840 --> 04:06:03,860
He's up against the clock.

3928
04:06:04,540 --> 04:06:07,240
We just need to find a lovely, lovely tall building.

3929
04:06:08,140 --> 04:06:10,060
And take complete and utter control.

3930
04:06:11,060 --> 04:06:11,920
Of the situation.

3931
04:06:11,920 --> 04:06:21,280
Two fucking submachine guns.

3932
04:06:21,380 --> 04:06:21,820
Not great.

3933
04:06:21,820 --> 04:06:21,860
Not great.

3934
04:06:21,860 --> 04:06:51,840
Let's go.

3935
04:06:51,840 --> 04:06:57,560
He's gone.

3936
04:06:57,820 --> 04:06:58,300
He's gone.

3937
04:06:58,360 --> 04:06:59,160
Walkabout somewhere.

3938
04:07:02,560 --> 04:07:03,760
It'd be an awful sh-

3939
04:07:03,760 --> 04:07:06,440
It'd be a damn shame now if he fucking gets me.

3940
04:07:06,440 --> 04:07:33,500
Fuck!

3941
04:07:33,500 --> 04:07:34,500
Fuck!

3942
04:07:34,500 --> 04:07:42,120
I'm not- I'm not rocking the best fucking guns like- and they're on low ping.

3943
04:07:42,120 --> 04:07:44,860
I'm on a high ping scenario so it's just the way it is.

3944
04:07:44,860 --> 04:07:46,500
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3945
04:07:46,500 --> 04:07:51,120
I'm gonna hightail it out of here.

3946
04:07:51,120 --> 04:08:00,860
I'm gonna hightail it through this.

3947
04:08:00,860 --> 04:08:09,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3948
04:08:09,860 --> 04:08:13,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3949
04:08:13,860 --> 04:08:14,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3950
04:08:14,860 --> 04:08:15,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3951
04:08:15,860 --> 04:08:16,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3952
04:08:16,860 --> 04:08:17,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3953
04:08:17,860 --> 04:08:18,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3954
04:08:18,860 --> 04:08:19,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3955
04:08:19,860 --> 04:08:20,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3956
04:08:20,860 --> 04:08:21,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3957
04:08:21,860 --> 04:08:22,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3958
04:08:22,860 --> 04:08:23,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3959
04:08:23,860 --> 04:08:24,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3960
04:08:24,860 --> 04:08:25,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3961
04:08:25,860 --> 04:08:26,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3962
04:08:26,860 --> 04:08:27,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3963
04:08:27,860 --> 04:08:28,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3964
04:08:28,860 --> 04:08:29,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3965
04:08:29,860 --> 04:08:30,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3966
04:08:30,860 --> 04:08:31,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3967
04:08:31,860 --> 04:08:32,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3968
04:08:32,860 --> 04:08:33,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3969
04:08:33,860 --> 04:08:34,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3970
04:08:34,860 --> 04:08:35,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3971
04:08:35,860 --> 04:08:36,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3972
04:08:36,860 --> 04:08:37,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3973
04:08:37,860 --> 04:08:38,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3974
04:08:38,860 --> 04:08:39,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3975
04:08:39,860 --> 04:08:40,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3976
04:08:40,860 --> 04:08:41,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3977
04:08:41,860 --> 04:08:42,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3978
04:08:42,860 --> 04:08:43,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3979
04:08:43,860 --> 04:08:44,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3980
04:08:44,860 --> 04:08:45,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3981
04:08:45,860 --> 04:08:46,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3982
04:08:46,860 --> 04:08:47,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3983
04:08:47,860 --> 04:08:48,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3984
04:08:48,860 --> 04:08:49,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3985
04:08:49,860 --> 04:08:50,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3986
04:08:50,860 --> 04:08:51,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3987
04:08:51,860 --> 04:08:52,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3988
04:08:52,860 --> 04:08:53,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3989
04:08:53,860 --> 04:08:54,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3990
04:08:54,860 --> 04:08:55,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3991
04:08:55,860 --> 04:08:56,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3992
04:08:56,860 --> 04:08:57,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3993
04:08:57,860 --> 04:08:58,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3994
04:08:58,860 --> 04:08:59,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3995
04:08:59,860 --> 04:09:00,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3996
04:09:00,860 --> 04:09:01,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3997
04:09:01,860 --> 04:09:02,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3998
04:09:02,860 --> 04:09:03,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

3999
04:09:03,860 --> 04:09:04,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4000
04:09:04,860 --> 04:09:05,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4001
04:09:05,860 --> 04:09:06,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4002
04:09:06,860 --> 04:09:07,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4003
04:09:07,860 --> 04:09:08,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4004
04:09:08,860 --> 04:09:09,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4005
04:09:09,860 --> 04:09:10,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4006
04:09:10,860 --> 04:09:11,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4007
04:09:11,860 --> 04:09:12,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4008
04:09:12,860 --> 04:09:13,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4009
04:09:13,860 --> 04:09:14,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4010
04:09:14,860 --> 04:09:15,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4011
04:09:15,860 --> 04:09:16,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4012
04:09:16,860 --> 04:09:17,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4013
04:09:17,860 --> 04:09:18,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4014
04:09:18,860 --> 04:09:19,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4015
04:09:19,860 --> 04:09:20,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4016
04:09:20,860 --> 04:09:21,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4017
04:09:21,860 --> 04:09:22,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4018
04:09:22,860 --> 04:09:23,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4019
04:09:23,860 --> 04:09:24,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4020
04:09:24,860 --> 04:09:25,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4021
04:09:25,860 --> 04:09:26,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4022
04:09:26,860 --> 04:09:27,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4023
04:09:27,860 --> 04:09:28,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4024
04:09:28,860 --> 04:09:29,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4025
04:09:29,860 --> 04:09:30,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4026
04:09:30,860 --> 04:09:31,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4027
04:09:31,860 --> 04:09:32,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4028
04:09:32,860 --> 04:09:33,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4029
04:09:33,860 --> 04:09:34,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4030
04:09:34,860 --> 04:09:35,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4031
04:09:35,860 --> 04:09:36,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4032
04:09:36,860 --> 04:09:37,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4033
04:09:37,860 --> 04:09:54,860
I'm gonna run away and save my tail.

4034
04:09:54,860 --> 04:09:57,860
Oh, should have got the fennec out.

4035
04:09:57,860 --> 04:10:00,860
Should have whipped out the fennec.

4036
04:10:00,860 --> 04:10:05,860
He did well.

4037
04:10:05,860 --> 04:10:15,860
Well, well, well.

4038
04:10:15,860 --> 04:10:17,860
If it isn't Quintero.

4039
04:10:17,860 --> 04:10:19,860
How are you getting on, buddy?

4040
04:10:19,860 --> 04:10:21,860
You ready to do a little bit of jiving, are you?

4041
04:10:21,860 --> 04:10:23,860
How's the footwork?

4042
04:10:23,860 --> 04:10:25,860
Doesn't matter if you haven't got a mic.

4043
04:10:25,860 --> 04:10:27,860
I know you can hear me.

4044
04:10:29,860 --> 04:10:32,860
I know you can hear me, man.

4045
04:10:32,860 --> 04:10:34,860
You must be scared, huh?

4046
04:10:34,860 --> 04:10:35,860
Definitely scared.

4047
04:10:35,860 --> 04:10:36,860
You're not making any moves.

4048
04:10:36,860 --> 04:10:37,860
You're fucking joking me, man.

4049
04:10:37,860 --> 04:10:38,860
Wars with the warriors.

4050
04:10:38,860 --> 04:10:39,860
And you're our TV.

4051
04:10:39,860 --> 04:10:40,860
Wars with the warriors.

4052
04:10:40,860 --> 04:10:41,860
And you're our TV.

4053
04:10:41,860 --> 04:10:42,860
We lost that one.

4054
04:10:42,860 --> 04:10:43,860
But we'll get those sumbitches next time.

4055
04:10:43,860 --> 04:10:44,860
We lost that one.

4056
04:10:44,860 --> 04:10:44,860
We lost that one.

4057
04:10:44,860 --> 04:10:44,860
We'll get those sumbitches next time.

4058
04:10:44,860 --> 04:10:45,860
We lost that one.

4059
04:10:45,860 --> 04:10:46,860
We'll get those sumbitches next time.

4060
04:10:46,860 --> 04:10:56,860
Well, the trash talk really didn't really work out for me there, which was a shame because I thought it was going to have a brilliant effect on proceedings.

4061
04:10:56,860 --> 04:11:03,860
Probably, look at the situation I was dealing with though. Let's have a look. 41? That's not bad. 41 but I mean...

4062
04:11:03,860 --> 04:11:07,820
really work out for me there which was a shame because I thought it was going to

4063
04:11:07,820 --> 04:11:15,980
have a brilliant effect on proceedings. Probably look at the situation I was

4064
04:11:15,980 --> 04:11:22,540
dealing with though. Let's have a look. 41? That's not bad, 41 but I mean...

4065
04:11:29,940 --> 04:11:48,860
Just one more? Nah, we'll... yeah. Nah, we'll fucking shaffae it, will he? Just one more though. Ping, biscuit. What's your take on climate change?

4066
04:11:48,860 --> 04:11:56,020
Well, I'm glad you asked me about that climate change in here. Especially around here in the war zone, in Zikistan. We got some bad gas coming in. You know how that is.

4067
04:11:56,020 --> 04:12:16,580
That's being caused by a lot of those carbon emissions. We need to get Neil Oliver on the fucking... on the intercom, on the TAC radio.

4068
04:12:21,020 --> 04:12:35,100
He's making a list and he's been checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's been naughty and who's been nice. Make sure you get yourself to the nearest radar tower and boot it up.

4069
04:12:38,300 --> 04:12:49,300
The ugly powers that be have stretched their tentacles all around us and now you find yourself up against it. The gas is moving in. All shocking. Plus...

4070
04:12:49,300 --> 04:12:53,300
Trying to think of what else he'd say there. Sorry about that.

4071
04:12:55,300 --> 04:12:58,300
Francis, you hammered your voice over. We can see ya.

4072
04:12:58,300 --> 04:13:00,300
Uh, it doesn't matter man.

4073
04:13:00,300 --> 04:13:01,300
It doesn't matter man.

4074
04:13:01,300 --> 04:13:04,300
It doesn't matter. Do you know why?

4075
04:13:06,300 --> 04:13:15,300
Because Bill Gates has an off island, an island based house complex mansion called Xanadu 2.0.

4076
04:13:17,300 --> 04:13:18,300
Yeah, well...

4077
04:13:18,300 --> 04:13:22,300
Look, the thing is I need to practice that accent because I can't keep... I keep butchering it.

4078
04:13:22,300 --> 04:13:23,300
But, uh...

4079
04:13:23,300 --> 04:13:27,300
I really... he did... that is a direct quote that he's been...

4080
04:13:27,300 --> 04:13:32,300
making a list and checking it twice and it's from one of his shows there a couple weeks ago.

4081
04:13:32,300 --> 04:13:35,300
Maybe I can get it up on the screen there on the...

4082
04:13:37,300 --> 04:13:39,300
Fucking... text box.

4083
04:13:39,300 --> 04:13:40,300
Look there...

4084
04:13:46,300 --> 04:13:48,300
Check your gear and weapons. We'll be deployed shortly.

4085
04:13:48,300 --> 04:13:50,300
Check your ass down there!

4086
04:13:54,300 --> 04:13:59,300
Yeah, thank you very much there John for your kind heart to Big Red at Vincent.

4087
04:14:00,300 --> 04:14:01,300
And Big Red again.

4088
04:14:01,300 --> 04:14:02,300
Very, very kind of ya.

4089
04:14:02,300 --> 04:14:04,300
Enemies dropping into the AO.

4090
04:14:04,300 --> 04:14:10,300
Let me have a look here. We get the, uh...

4091
04:14:11,300 --> 04:14:12,300
What's his name?

4092
04:14:21,300 --> 04:14:23,300
Democracy is dead!

4093
04:14:23,300 --> 04:14:24,300
Clean as the guillotine!

4094
04:14:28,300 --> 04:14:32,300
The more you speak, the easier it becomes to say more.

4095
04:14:32,300 --> 04:14:38,300
All stations, this is Shadow 01. Deployment to the Warzone has been authorized.

4096
04:14:39,300 --> 04:14:41,300
Yeah, okay, he'll have to wait. He'll have to wait I'm afraid.

4097
04:14:41,300 --> 04:14:43,300
And that's just a testament to how well polished...

4098
04:14:44,300 --> 04:14:45,300
The developers of this game...

4099
04:14:46,300 --> 04:14:48,300
Have got the turnaround in the fucking Warzone.

4100
04:14:48,300 --> 04:14:49,300
You can just go straight back into it.

4101
04:14:50,300 --> 04:14:52,300
There is no time for Neil Oliver.

4102
04:14:53,300 --> 04:14:54,300
We're going to the Warzone.

4103
04:14:54,300 --> 04:14:55,300
Rules of engagement are simple.

4104
04:14:55,300 --> 04:14:56,300
Weapons free on all threats.

4105
04:14:56,300 --> 04:15:01,300
Get ready, you're going to the Neil Oliver zone.

4106
04:15:02,300 --> 04:15:07,300
Once you land, you're gonna be treated to a ten minute soliloquy...

4107
04:15:08,300 --> 04:15:11,300
Of a man wearing a scarf sitting indoors on the couch.

4108
04:15:12,300 --> 04:15:13,300
He's got a lot to say.

4109
04:15:13,300 --> 04:15:15,300
He's gonna relate everything that's happening now to history.

4110
04:15:17,300 --> 04:15:20,300
With a big thick slice of skepticism and paranoia dished out as well.

4111
04:15:21,300 --> 04:15:24,300
If you were comfortable, if you were sitting comfortably before that...

4112
04:15:25,300 --> 04:15:26,300
Well, he ain't gonna be like that for long.

4113
04:15:27,300 --> 04:15:29,300
He's like the Scottish Alex Jones.

4114
04:15:30,300 --> 04:15:34,300
Thanks very much Alex Jones for your kind of beautiful tip there.

4115
04:15:35,300 --> 04:15:38,300
Hope you're getting on what you say you're onto your third jazz cigarette in the stream.

4116
04:15:38,300 --> 04:15:39,300
That's great news.

4117
04:15:39,300 --> 04:15:40,300
Hope...

4118
04:15:40,300 --> 04:15:41,300
Hope you're getting on well.

4119
04:15:49,300 --> 04:15:50,300
Don't trust your barber.

4120
04:15:51,300 --> 04:15:52,300
It's fucking shit man.

4121
04:15:53,300 --> 04:15:54,300
Honestly, it was the shittest haircut.

4122
04:15:55,300 --> 04:15:56,300
I said to him...

4123
04:15:57,300 --> 04:15:58,300
Do you know what the fucking...

4124
04:15:59,300 --> 04:16:00,300
Sealed the deal?

4125
04:16:00,300 --> 04:16:01,300
I think he did it out of spite.

4126
04:16:02,300 --> 04:16:02,300
Because...

4127
04:16:03,300 --> 04:16:03,300
I said...

4128
04:16:04,300 --> 04:16:07,300
When I was in here last month, the guy that was cutting the hair, he did a great job.

4129
04:16:08,300 --> 04:16:10,300
And I have to say, it was the best haircut I ever had.

4130
04:16:11,300 --> 04:16:11,300
I think...

4131
04:16:12,300 --> 04:16:14,300
He took that as an insult before he'd even started cutting.

4132
04:16:15,300 --> 04:16:17,300
Because I was left with a real stinker.

4133
04:16:18,300 --> 04:16:19,300
And what happens?

4134
04:16:20,300 --> 04:16:20,300
You can't change it.

4135
04:16:26,300 --> 04:16:27,300
Gas is closing.

4136
04:16:28,300 --> 04:16:29,300
I gave it a fucking week as well.

4137
04:16:29,300 --> 04:16:30,300
I was thinking...

4138
04:16:30,300 --> 04:16:43,300
Maybe I'll stream in a week's time there because it's fucking sour.

4139
04:16:44,300 --> 04:16:45,300
And...

4140
04:16:46,300 --> 04:16:47,300
Yeah, it's obviously fucking...

4141
04:16:48,300 --> 04:16:49,300
It's stood the test of time anyway.

4142
04:16:50,300 --> 04:16:51,300
Fuck.

4143
04:16:52,300 --> 04:16:53,300
It's not good, soldiers.

4144
04:16:53,300 --> 04:16:54,300
It's not good.

4145
04:16:54,300 --> 04:16:56,300
We're getting completely and early Neil Oliver'd.

4146
04:17:01,300 --> 04:17:03,300
Neil Oliver'd has requested your presence, soldier.

4147
04:17:03,300 --> 04:17:06,300
He wants you to go down to the GB News Studios and stand guard.

4148
04:17:07,300 --> 04:17:09,300
He believes that people are out to get him.

4149
04:17:10,300 --> 04:17:11,300
Society is hellbent.

4150
04:17:14,300 --> 04:17:17,300
I'm turning everyone into a walking automaton.

4151
04:17:18,300 --> 04:17:19,300
Weapons are free.

4152
04:17:19,300 --> 04:17:20,300
Weapons are free.

4153
04:17:29,300 --> 04:17:30,300
No.

4154
04:17:30,300 --> 04:17:30,300
What's that?

4155
04:17:30,300 --> 04:17:31,300
For fuck's sake.

4156
04:17:31,300 --> 04:17:32,300
Sorry about this.

4157
04:17:32,300 --> 04:17:33,300
Just trying to get my bearings here.

4158
04:17:33,300 --> 04:17:34,300
50 cal.

4159
04:17:34,300 --> 04:17:35,300
Back off.

4160
04:17:35,300 --> 04:17:35,300
What do these people think they are?

4161
04:17:35,300 --> 04:17:35,300
Back in my day we used to line them up against the wall and give them ten of the best.

4162
04:17:35,300 --> 04:17:35,300
Cat Ninetails.

4163
04:17:35,300 --> 04:17:37,620
What's that?

4164
04:17:39,360 --> 04:17:40,440
For fuck's sake.

4165
04:17:40,700 --> 04:17:41,340
Sorry about this.

4166
04:17:41,420 --> 04:17:42,660
Just trying to get my bearings here.

4167
04:17:42,780 --> 04:17:43,440
A 50 can.

4168
04:17:46,120 --> 04:17:47,200
Back off.

4169
04:17:48,480 --> 04:17:50,060
What do these people think they are?

4170
04:17:55,860 --> 04:17:59,620
Back in my day, we used to line them up against the wall and give them 10 of the best.

4171
04:18:00,320 --> 04:18:01,240
Cat Ninetales.

4172
04:18:01,240 --> 04:18:05,700
Will you be rewetting the bog, Minister?

4173
04:18:06,060 --> 04:18:07,240
While a winged...

4174
04:18:08,040 --> 04:18:08,400
I don't know.

4175
04:18:09,220 --> 04:18:12,080
I just want to make sure I'm not talking shite so I can hear people.

4176
04:18:12,200 --> 04:18:12,300
Sorry.

4177
04:18:13,180 --> 04:18:14,880
Darken Shrine, thank you very much.

4178
04:18:17,360 --> 04:18:18,520
For your crypts.

4179
04:18:19,280 --> 04:18:19,680
Tips.

4180
04:18:20,600 --> 04:18:21,240
Bloods and crypts.

4181
04:18:23,640 --> 04:18:24,940
Who'd leave that around?

4182
04:18:25,060 --> 04:18:26,640
I mean, it's a great little piece to have.

4183
04:18:26,640 --> 04:18:28,200
Cluster mine deployed.

4184
04:18:36,700 --> 04:18:37,340
Oh, fuck.

4185
04:18:38,300 --> 04:18:38,860
Right there.

4186
04:18:38,960 --> 04:18:39,200
Come in.

4187
04:18:39,300 --> 04:18:40,360
Come into the house and get me.

4188
04:18:41,940 --> 04:18:43,600
Oh, please come into the house and get me.

4189
04:18:53,600 --> 04:18:56,340
No, he did well, but he's using a fucking submachine gun.

4190
04:19:00,620 --> 04:19:02,140
And that's not going to get...

4191
04:19:02,140 --> 04:19:03,920
You don't have the range.

4192
04:19:04,260 --> 04:19:05,740
You don't have the range, man.

4193
04:19:07,660 --> 04:19:09,640
Why just sit in here with Fennec for you, will I?

4194
04:19:11,640 --> 04:19:12,740
Sit in here with Fennec.

4195
04:19:20,740 --> 04:19:21,300
Come on.

4196
04:19:21,300 --> 04:19:21,360
Come on.

4197
04:19:21,360 --> 04:19:28,180
Montecito.

4198
04:19:34,480 --> 04:19:35,100
Oh, God.

4199
04:19:35,160 --> 04:19:36,920
He's up on top.

4200
04:19:37,680 --> 04:19:38,320
He might come in.

4201
04:19:41,060 --> 04:19:41,740
Oh, yeah.

4202
04:19:41,840 --> 04:19:42,420
And that's us.

4203
04:19:42,640 --> 04:19:44,060
He's being got with the fucking...

4204
04:19:49,340 --> 04:19:50,580
Oh, what a fucking idiot.

4205
04:19:51,040 --> 04:19:51,760
What an idiot.

4206
04:19:53,700 --> 04:19:55,860
I'm talking about me here, not...

4207
04:19:55,860 --> 04:19:56,860
Your man's down...

4208
04:19:57,760 --> 04:19:58,860
Due to the fucking...

4209
04:19:58,860 --> 04:20:01,180
Landmines I left.

4210
04:20:02,380 --> 04:20:04,840
But I just gave the position away with that lad up top.

4211
04:20:04,960 --> 04:20:04,960
It's...

4212
04:20:05,760 --> 04:20:06,860
This is what happens when you go...

4213
04:20:07,660 --> 04:20:08,860
Right deep into the fucking...

4214
04:20:09,680 --> 04:20:10,420
Snake's nest.

4215
04:20:13,360 --> 04:20:14,080
That's handy.

4216
04:20:15,620 --> 04:20:16,800
I will say that.

4217
04:20:24,280 --> 04:20:25,440
Let's go and get this lad.

4218
04:20:25,440 --> 04:20:25,440
Let's go and get this lad.

4219
04:20:34,020 --> 04:20:34,760
He's moving.

4220
04:20:34,760 --> 04:20:39,100
Gas is moving.

4221
04:20:52,420 --> 04:20:53,460
Where's the fucking door?

4222
04:20:53,580 --> 04:20:53,580
I...

4223
04:20:53,580 --> 04:20:58,840
This is what happened last time...

4224
04:20:58,840 --> 04:20:59,460
Got killed...

4225
04:20:59,460 --> 04:21:01,220
Pissing about with the wrong buttons.

4226
04:21:01,220 --> 04:21:01,620
Got killed...

4227
04:21:01,620 --> 04:21:01,620
Pissing about with the wrong buttons.

4228
04:21:01,620 --> 04:21:19,620
Right up there.

4229
04:21:19,620 --> 04:21:36,000
I can see a lad...

4230
04:21:36,000 --> 04:21:37,860
Who went behind that shed up there.

4231
04:21:37,980 --> 04:21:38,580
He's up there.

4232
04:21:38,660 --> 04:21:39,440
He's right there.

4233
04:21:39,440 --> 04:21:39,440
He's up there.

4234
04:21:39,440 --> 04:21:39,440
He's right there.

4235
04:21:39,440 --> 04:21:41,000
Moving here.

4236
04:21:41,840 --> 04:21:42,660
Disregard that.

4237
04:21:43,940 --> 04:21:44,340
Impact.

4238
04:21:44,340 --> 04:21:45,040
No hit.

4239
04:21:50,460 --> 04:21:51,700
Just gonna get out of here as fuck.

4240
04:21:51,800 --> 04:21:52,060
Just...

4241
04:21:52,060 --> 04:21:53,000
Just run away and hide.

4242
04:21:53,000 --> 04:22:14,160
No.

4243
04:22:14,160 --> 04:22:14,200
No.

4244
04:22:16,080 --> 04:22:16,820
Bad idea.

4245
04:22:17,020 --> 04:22:18,980
I thought I had Fennec equipped.

4246
04:22:22,700 --> 04:22:23,420
This is a...

4247
04:22:23,420 --> 04:22:24,580
This is a real stinker.

4248
04:22:24,620 --> 04:22:24,960
This one.

4249
04:22:25,800 --> 04:22:27,060
So far so stinky.

4250
04:22:27,240 --> 04:22:28,740
It's a real bad job.

4251
04:22:29,300 --> 04:22:29,780
Hopefully...

4252
04:22:29,780 --> 04:22:31,220
I hope Neil Oliver isn't watching.

4253
04:22:32,140 --> 04:22:33,340
There's a guy right next to us as well.

4254
04:22:52,400 --> 04:23:11,340
*fake noise*

4255
04:23:11,340 --> 04:23:14,460
Not a chance you're gonna hit me man, not a fucking chance.

4256
04:23:14,460 --> 04:23:17,460
*fake noise*

4257
04:23:17,460 --> 04:23:24,460
*fake noise*

4258
04:23:24,460 --> 04:23:25,460
Fucking hell.

4259
04:23:25,460 --> 04:23:32,460
*fake noise*

4260
04:23:32,460 --> 04:23:35,460
So embarrassing, so embarrassing.

4261
04:23:35,460 --> 04:23:42,460
I think I've just been fucking Neil Oliver'd.

4262
04:23:42,460 --> 04:23:49,460
*fake noise*

4263
04:23:49,460 --> 04:23:51,460
*fake noise*

4264
04:23:51,460 --> 04:23:57,460
*fake noise*

4265
04:23:57,460 --> 04:24:11,460
*fake noise*

4266
04:24:11,460 --> 04:24:12,460
Where is that?

4267
04:24:12,460 --> 04:24:16,460
Oh, he's up there. Okay.

4268
04:24:16,460 --> 04:24:17,460
Okay.

4269
04:24:17,460 --> 04:24:18,460
*fake noise*

4270
04:24:18,460 --> 04:24:20,460
You're losing ground. Move it!

4271
04:24:20,460 --> 04:24:21,460
*fake noise*

4272
04:24:21,460 --> 04:24:22,460
*fake noise*

4273
04:24:22,460 --> 04:24:25,460
*fake noise*

4274
04:24:25,460 --> 04:24:26,460
*fake noise*

4275
04:24:26,460 --> 04:24:27,460
*fake noise*

4276
04:24:27,460 --> 04:24:28,460
*fake noise*

4277
04:24:28,460 --> 04:24:29,460
*fake noise*

4278
04:24:29,460 --> 04:24:33,460
So fish sticks and darken shrine, thank you very much for your tips.

4279
04:24:33,460 --> 04:24:51,460
*fake noise*

4280
04:24:51,460 --> 04:24:57,160
Yes, Fishstick says "In the Limp Bizkit song out of style, Fred Durst makes a reference

4281
04:24:57,160 --> 04:25:14,880
to playing Warzone. Imagine bumping into him in the Gulag."

4282
04:25:14,880 --> 04:25:19,880
Not great aim.

4283
04:25:19,880 --> 04:25:48,300
I mean, if nothing else, you gotta admire the survival skills here. If nothing else.

4284
04:25:48,300 --> 04:25:53,900
Like a fucking cat, with nine lives. Six of the best!

4285
04:26:03,260 --> 04:26:03,900
Fuck.

4286
04:26:06,460 --> 04:26:07,340
Oh no.

4287
04:26:07,340 --> 04:26:23,340
*Sigh*

4288
04:26:25,500 --> 04:26:36,940
Oh. Well it was probably for the best to be honest because we really, we'd hit a bit of an impasse of shit gameplay there. Whereas the first few war zones were fucking sound. Like they were, they were great. I was, I'm still in it.

4289
04:26:36,940 --> 04:26:41,900
I'm still in it. Still in it. Let's get the mic on. Let's tell this guy to dance.

4290
04:26:45,340 --> 04:26:49,500
Well, well, well. Irish Kev, how are ya? Do you like dancing?

4291
04:26:51,580 --> 04:26:56,460
What do you want to do? A two step or a foxtrot or a cha-cha? I have everything, I have everything ready.

4292
04:27:06,540 --> 04:27:17,560
Yes! Go on, Kev! We'll see you later, Kev! Bye-bye!

4293
04:27:25,120 --> 04:27:31,140
He had no microphone on, but I'm sure as hell he could hear me, because why would he...

4294
04:27:31,140 --> 04:27:35,480
He hesitated to come and get me in the initial stages of the fucking battle.

4295
04:27:35,480 --> 04:27:46,240
Look at this, shots going everywhere, it's a fucking... It's a war zone, sure.

4296
04:27:46,240 --> 04:27:57,320
Yet again, you got that gas problem that I highlighted a few games ago. Seems you haven't gone and got it looked at yet.

4297
04:27:57,320 --> 04:28:08,080
What do you think it is, soldier? IBS? Gluten intolerance? Whatever the weather, you want to get that checked out.

4298
04:28:08,080 --> 04:28:09,480
Your shit stinks, over.

4299
04:28:17,640 --> 04:28:22,040
Just gonna lie down, move around, lie down, move around. It's the old way.

4300
04:28:22,640 --> 04:28:25,880
It's the way we do business. Jacob Rees-Mogg, thank you very much for your tip.

4301
04:28:26,260 --> 04:28:28,360
And Cobine, thank you very much, Boomhauer.

4302
04:28:28,900 --> 04:28:29,400
You say.

4303
04:28:37,340 --> 04:28:39,660
Gonna head over to the fire station deluxe.

4304
04:28:41,660 --> 04:28:42,620
Maybe into the...

4305
04:28:43,140 --> 04:28:44,500
Hornet's Nest over here.

4306
04:28:45,040 --> 04:28:45,540
Oh, fuck.

4307
04:28:57,580 --> 04:29:00,340
That fucking gun.

4308
04:29:06,020 --> 04:29:08,520
Someone's got my number around there, anyway.

4309
04:29:08,820 --> 04:29:09,620
Oh, no. Oh, no.

4310
04:29:09,820 --> 04:29:10,320
No, move!

4311
04:29:21,140 --> 04:29:21,620
Oh.

4312
04:29:22,340 --> 04:29:23,240
25 remain.

4313
04:29:24,480 --> 04:29:25,880
25 remain, soldier.

4314
04:29:26,020 --> 04:29:26,480
Keep your head up.

4315
04:29:26,720 --> 04:29:27,580
Keep your head up.

4316
04:29:28,220 --> 04:29:29,380
You're doing a chefizo.

4317
04:29:36,160 --> 04:29:36,940
Not great.

4318
04:29:36,940 --> 04:29:41,300
If you've just tuned in, you've missed some electric sessions.

4319
04:29:41,740 --> 04:29:47,160
I'm not going to blast my own trumpet or anything like that, but there was some electric sessions,

4320
04:29:47,420 --> 04:29:50,580
and you've just bore witness to the first stinker of the night.

4321
04:29:58,120 --> 04:29:58,180
What?

4322
04:29:58,180 --> 04:29:59,320
Gas is closing in.

4323
04:29:59,480 --> 04:30:00,740
Relocating the safe zone.

4324
04:30:00,800 --> 04:30:01,300
Fucking headset.

4325
04:30:07,300 --> 04:30:11,220
Stinker of the night exchanging glances.

4326
04:30:14,420 --> 04:30:15,420
Okay, we'll get out of that.

4327
04:30:20,220 --> 04:30:22,260
We shall traverse...

4328
04:30:24,020 --> 04:30:31,140
I'm not sure seemingly traverse, but we will traverse in some shape and form to our Shafey unit.

4329
04:30:31,140 --> 04:30:38,140
*Sings*

4330
04:30:38,140 --> 04:30:39,140
*Sings*

4331
04:30:39,140 --> 04:30:45,140
*Sings*

4332
04:30:50,140 --> 04:30:55,140
Get that going there. Bit of fucking moon dust on while we transition.

4333
04:30:55,140 --> 04:30:58,140
*Sings*

4334
04:30:58,140 --> 04:31:03,140
Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem.

4335
04:31:03,140 --> 04:31:13,140
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

4336
04:31:13,140 --> 04:31:15,140
Moon dust.

4337
04:31:15,140 --> 04:31:18,140
*Sings*

4338
04:31:18,140 --> 04:31:23,140
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem.

4339
04:31:23,140 --> 04:31:27,980
Moondust.

4340
04:31:30,040 --> 04:31:30,840
Moondust.

4341
04:31:32,900 --> 04:31:33,700
Moondust.

4342
04:31:34,580 --> 04:31:35,580
Oh, this works.

4343
04:31:36,000 --> 04:31:37,260
Moondust is still a problem.

4344
04:31:37,520 --> 04:31:38,060
I'm sorry.

4345
04:31:38,740 --> 04:31:39,420
Moondust.

4346
04:31:40,880 --> 04:31:43,080
How do we get that volume?

4347
04:31:43,420 --> 04:31:44,240
That El Gato.

4348
04:31:44,600 --> 04:31:45,120
Moondust.

4349
04:31:46,540 --> 04:31:47,540
She's there.

4350
04:31:47,540 --> 04:31:47,980
Moondust.

4351
04:31:47,980 --> 04:31:49,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

4352
04:31:49,220 --> 04:31:52,280
Audio properties.

4353
04:31:52,280 --> 04:31:53,280
Moondust.

4354
04:31:54,900 --> 04:31:55,580
I don't know.

4355
04:31:55,980 --> 04:31:56,880
Monitor and output.

4356
04:31:57,140 --> 04:31:58,440
Yeah, we should have that.

4357
04:31:58,500 --> 04:32:00,500
Oh, yeah, I need to fucking change it on the mainframe.

4358
04:32:07,140 --> 04:32:07,660
Sound.

4359
04:32:07,660 --> 04:32:08,660
Moondust.

4360
04:32:23,520 --> 04:32:24,160
Moondust.

4361
04:32:24,660 --> 04:32:25,660
Am I getting that?

4362
04:32:26,400 --> 04:32:27,740
Moondust is still a problem.

4363
04:32:29,640 --> 04:32:33,560
ruining the fucking shot that develops out towards stew

4364
04:32:33,560 --> 04:32:57,080
if you did get to talk to santa you probably would ask him for something having to do with

4365
04:32:57,080 --> 04:33:03,080
your computer i know yee can hear that but i can't i don't know what that's about it's a frame with stew's ear

4366
04:33:03,640 --> 04:33:13,720
moon dust moon dust i got it wrong sound up but mostly output device maybe moon dust computer well

4367
04:33:13,720 --> 04:33:25,320
today we've got a great list uh some gift ideas for the computer user on

4368
04:33:25,320 --> 04:33:39,160
moon dust

4369
04:33:41,880 --> 04:33:48,840
moon dust moon dust

4370
04:33:50,920 --> 04:33:55,720
it's 1986 so it's it's going back in moon dust in time you know

4371
04:33:55,720 --> 04:34:03,160
moon dust moon dust

4372
04:34:06,040 --> 04:34:12,360
if i can get it to uh operate okay because i can't hear it through my headset i can only hear it from

4373
04:34:14,280 --> 04:34:26,840
speakers on this machine here moon dust moon dust moon dust on your christmas shopping list on this

4374
04:34:26,840 --> 04:34:40,840
special holiday edition moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust

4375
04:34:41,400 --> 04:35:10,400
*sad music*

4376
04:35:10,400 --> 04:35:13,400
Okay, there's a buzz off it though.

4377
04:35:13,400 --> 04:35:15,400
*sad music*

4378
04:35:15,400 --> 04:35:16,400
*sad music*

4379
04:35:16,400 --> 04:35:18,400
*sad music*

4380
04:35:18,400 --> 04:35:19,400
*sad music*

4381
04:35:19,400 --> 04:35:22,400
*sad music*

4382
04:35:22,400 --> 04:35:23,400
*sad music*

4383
04:35:23,400 --> 04:35:24,400
Six.

4384
04:35:24,400 --> 04:35:25,400
*sad music*

4385
04:35:25,400 --> 04:35:27,400
*sad music*

4386
04:35:27,400 --> 04:35:28,400
*sad music*

4387
04:35:28,400 --> 04:35:29,400
*sad music*

4388
04:35:29,400 --> 04:35:31,400
Ah, that'll do.

4389
04:35:31,400 --> 04:35:33,400
*sad music*

4390
04:35:33,400 --> 04:35:35,400
*sad music*

4391
04:35:35,400 --> 04:35:39,400
*sad music*

4392
04:35:39,400 --> 04:35:40,400
*sad music*

4393
04:35:40,400 --> 04:35:41,400
*sad music*

4394
04:35:41,400 --> 04:35:42,400
*sad music*

4395
04:35:42,400 --> 04:35:43,400
*sad music*

4396
04:35:43,400 --> 04:35:44,400
*sad music*

4397
04:35:44,400 --> 04:35:45,400
*sad music*

4398
04:35:45,400 --> 04:35:46,400
*sad music*

4399
04:35:46,400 --> 04:35:47,400
*sad music*

4400
04:35:47,400 --> 04:35:48,400
*sad music*

4401
04:35:48,400 --> 04:35:49,400
*sad music*

4402
04:35:49,400 --> 04:35:50,400
*sad music*

4403
04:35:50,400 --> 04:35:51,400
*sad music*

4404
04:35:51,400 --> 04:35:53,400
*sad music*

4405
04:35:53,400 --> 04:35:54,400
*sad music*

4406
04:35:54,400 --> 04:35:55,400
*sad music*

4407
04:35:55,400 --> 04:35:56,400
*sad music*

4408
04:35:56,400 --> 04:36:13,840
beautiful stuff we've got some digital hands coming right up

4409
04:36:13,840 --> 04:36:25,980
odds are you won't get to sit on santa claus's lap this did you hear before we go to odds on you

4410
04:36:25,980 --> 04:36:32,140
won't get to santa claus's lap it's like you can hear shafi say the words even before he says it

4411
04:36:32,140 --> 04:36:46,520
i was supposed to play another game of chess with thomas odds are you won't get to sit on santa

4412
04:36:46,520 --> 04:36:50,900
claus's lap this christmas season but i'll bet if you did get to talk to santa you probably would

4413
04:36:50,900 --> 04:36:55,460
ask him for something having to do with your computer well today we've got a great list of gift

4414
04:36:55,560 --> 04:37:00,080
ideas for the computer user on your christmas shopping list on this special holiday edition

4415
04:37:00,080 --> 04:37:03,720
of the computer gaming devices nintendo game boy

4416
04:37:03,720 --> 04:37:21,880
they've gone through the ages their intro has a through the ages look at the way technology has

4417
04:37:21,880 --> 04:37:29,900
progressed visually and hourly as well because we're hearing the music of the past like the uh whatever

4418
04:37:29,900 --> 04:37:35,860
that was a fucking harpsichord and then it gets into a kind of electronics there's a load of shit

4419
04:37:35,860 --> 04:37:45,040
before that as well like a maybe a little clarinet i don't know what instrument that one was but it's

4420
04:37:45,040 --> 04:37:54,880
cheeky enough there's your harpsichord or whatever

4421
04:37:54,880 --> 04:38:01,880
Then you...

4422
04:38:01,880 --> 04:38:23,680
The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge,

4423
04:38:23,680 --> 04:38:34,680
makers of IBM-compatible computer systems, including Lotus Lookalike Spreadsheet, word processing with spelling correction, communication software, and Hays-compatible 1200 baud modem.

4424
04:38:34,680 --> 04:38:38,680
Leading Edge with over 1,000 service centers nationwide.

4425
04:38:38,680 --> 04:38:50,680
Additional funding is provided by McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte. Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software, and languages cover developments in computer technology worldwide.

4426
04:38:50,680 --> 04:38:53,680
Check out the 808 state on that.

4427
04:38:53,680 --> 04:39:01,680
A lovely little bit of synth going on. Let's just see these sponsors again. I've never seen them. They're incredible. And the graphics are second to none.

4428
04:39:01,680 --> 04:39:22,680
Sorry there, I might have missed a tip or two or a message. I need to put the chat on the screen. Sorry, once this chat is on the screen, I'll know exactly. We'll be off. We'll be away with it. There'll be no stopping us. Yeah.

4429
04:39:22,680 --> 04:39:22,920
Yeah.

4430
04:39:32,220 --> 04:39:34,140
Big Red, thank you very, very much.

4431
04:39:34,380 --> 04:39:36,220
You're kind-hearted and generous.

4432
04:39:37,200 --> 04:39:39,460
Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip away the night away.

4433
04:39:39,540 --> 04:39:40,200
Thank you very much.

4434
04:39:41,140 --> 04:39:42,740
We'll put that there then.

4435
04:39:42,960 --> 04:39:45,660
We'll get that here, there like that.

4436
04:39:47,200 --> 04:39:47,640
Beautiful.

4437
04:39:49,080 --> 04:39:50,140
Absolutely beautiful.

4438
04:39:50,580 --> 04:39:54,880
The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge, makers of...

4439
04:39:54,880 --> 04:40:01,580
And I like the way this guy is just spinning around very, very nicely on a little...

4440
04:40:02,320 --> 04:40:03,040
I don't know what he's on.

4441
04:40:03,040 --> 04:40:03,440
5B.M.

4442
04:40:03,880 --> 04:40:07,980
It's kind of a Tron-esque platform.

4443
04:40:08,660 --> 04:40:09,840
Compatible computer system.

4444
04:40:10,000 --> 04:40:13,680
While the one in the background has a load of shite scrolling down it as well.

4445
04:40:13,680 --> 04:40:18,220
Systems, including Lotus look-alike spreadsheet, word processing with spelling correction.

4446
04:40:18,480 --> 04:40:24,000
It gets a little bit Illuminati-esque there and the music pumps into the mixer as well.

4447
04:40:24,100 --> 04:40:25,560
It means we're serious.

4448
04:40:25,700 --> 04:40:26,580
This is getting serious.

4449
04:40:26,660 --> 04:40:30,300
Communication software and Haze compatible 1200 baud modem.

4450
04:40:30,880 --> 04:40:33,820
Leading edge with over 1000 service centers nationwide.

4451
04:40:35,740 --> 04:40:38,920
Additional funding is provided by McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte.

4452
04:40:38,920 --> 04:40:45,620
Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software and languages cover developments in computer technology worldwide.

4453
04:40:45,620 --> 04:41:01,060
A lovely shot of the two boys in the dark there. They've decked the fucking place out with a bit of tinsel and a singular bauble hangs down at the bottom of the desk there.

4454
04:41:03,740 --> 04:41:04,180
What?

4455
04:41:06,960 --> 04:41:14,020
And is that maybe they have another bauble hidden away? Either that or it's the shine of Stuart's shoe.

4456
04:41:14,020 --> 04:41:17,180
The two Tronies.

4457
04:41:18,000 --> 04:41:19,760
Says shimmy shimoo.

4458
04:41:25,780 --> 04:41:35,500
Instantaneous. It looks like that politician who turns up at all the big events like when a sports star is one of a big event. He turns up to them.

4459
04:41:37,760 --> 04:41:38,560
Jane Ross.

4460
04:41:38,560 --> 04:41:54,220
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey. Gary...

4461
04:41:54,220 --> 04:42:04,940
A clone named Gibson and Gavin Spoon. Thanks very much for spooning out that tip out of your bowl that you had and dishing it out to me.

4462
04:42:04,940 --> 04:42:20,220
Kildall is off Christmas shopping somewhere I think and sitting in for Gary this week is George Morrow. George I want to show you something. This is my wallet. I'm not going to give you any money now. These are credit cards. I want to show you one very special credit card. Look at this baby. Happens to have an alphanumeric keyboard.

4463
04:42:20,760 --> 04:42:27,760
I have my 2k memory in here. I have my Christmas shopping list in here. Look at this. I can punch up somebody's name and that's what I'm supposed to get that person for Christmas. See?

4464
04:42:27,760 --> 04:42:27,760
How long did it...

4465
04:42:27,760 --> 04:42:44,180
So he wanted to get Alan a toy truck. Alan is presumably a child. I mean there can't really be that many fucking children he needs to get a fucking toy truck for. Why would you... It seems very painstaking to have to enter that into the PD100 personal directory.

4466
04:42:44,760 --> 04:42:45,680
I have my Christmas shop.

4467
04:42:46,100 --> 04:42:47,520
But where did he pull that out of?

4468
04:42:47,540 --> 04:42:51,260
It looks like he did a little fucking bit of close-up magic before we saw the goods.

4469
04:42:51,540 --> 04:42:52,620
I'm not going to give you any money now.

4470
04:42:53,320 --> 04:42:55,580
So keep your eye on the wallet here, guys.

4471
04:42:55,900 --> 04:42:56,760
These are credit cards.

4472
04:42:59,160 --> 04:43:00,100
Look closely now.

4473
04:43:00,140 --> 04:43:01,000
These are credit cards.

4474
04:43:01,140 --> 04:43:02,740
I want to show you one very special credit card.

4475
04:43:03,120 --> 04:43:03,780
Here we go.

4476
04:43:04,340 --> 04:43:04,900
Look at this, baby.

4477
04:43:05,640 --> 04:43:06,340
Whip snap.

4478
04:43:07,120 --> 04:43:10,520
Happens to have an alphanumeric keyboard and a 2K memory in here.

4479
04:43:10,920 --> 04:43:11,780
Look at this, baby.

4480
04:43:12,260 --> 04:43:17,260
I have my Christmas shopping list in here.

4481
04:43:17,320 --> 04:43:17,720
Look at this.

4482
04:43:19,360 --> 04:43:22,620
Bonus points if he mentions that it's handheld.

4483
04:43:23,000 --> 04:43:23,680
Clone name, Gibson.

4484
04:43:23,860 --> 04:43:24,500
Thank you very much.

4485
04:43:24,620 --> 04:43:27,820
I can punch up somebody's name, and that's what I'm supposed to get that person for Christmas.

4486
04:43:28,080 --> 04:43:30,220
How long did it take you to put all that stuff in there, Stuart?

4487
04:43:30,240 --> 04:43:30,740
What's the difference?

4488
04:43:30,800 --> 04:43:32,240
I had a lot of fun doing it, Stuart.

4489
04:43:32,900 --> 04:43:34,780
Why are you fucking ruining it?

4490
04:43:35,680 --> 04:43:37,640
You know, we hire...

4491
04:43:37,640 --> 04:43:38,660
I'm trying to do...

4492
04:43:38,660 --> 04:43:39,720
What would his voice be?

4493
04:43:40,260 --> 04:43:42,920
He'd be like saying to him, you know, we have Gary.

4494
04:43:43,100 --> 04:43:45,140
Gary never questions the gizmos, okay?

4495
04:43:45,340 --> 04:43:47,620
Shut your mouth and just enjoy the gizmos.

4496
04:43:47,820 --> 04:43:50,760
How long did it take you to put all that stuff in there, Stuart?

4497
04:43:50,780 --> 04:43:51,280
What's the difference?

4498
04:43:51,340 --> 04:43:52,760
I had a lot of fun doing it, Stuart.

4499
04:43:52,760 --> 04:43:52,880
Oh, that's true.

4500
04:43:53,040 --> 04:43:53,360
That's true.

4501
04:43:53,360 --> 04:43:58,500
This is just a little example of a kind of high-tech computer present that you could get someone who's into these things for Christmas.

4502
04:43:58,700 --> 04:43:59,860
That's what we're talking about today.

4503
04:43:59,860 --> 04:44:02,600
Good ideas for Christmas presents for computer people.

4504
04:44:03,160 --> 04:44:05,400
He was going to say nerds there, but he corrected himself.

4505
04:44:05,520 --> 04:44:07,080
Toby, thanks very much for the tip.

4506
04:44:07,180 --> 04:44:08,920
Let me ask you a serious question, though, about this season.

4507
04:44:09,000 --> 04:44:12,340
The Christmas season is very important, in fact, to lots of businesses, department stores and so on.

4508
04:44:12,500 --> 04:44:14,940
How important is the Christmas season to the computer industry?

4509
04:44:15,660 --> 04:44:20,280
Well, this year I think it's going to be a little bit more important than usual because the tax laws are all ending, Stuart.

4510
04:44:21,280 --> 04:44:27,460
All the tax changes are now going to be in place at the beginning of the year, and people are going to be spending money sometimes on equipment this year that they wouldn't have normally.

4511
04:44:28,000 --> 04:44:37,500
And the other side, the little bit lighter side, is that I think in the computer industry that hope beats eternal, that each Christmas they will find a product that will find its way into the home.

4512
04:44:37,500 --> 04:44:39,060
That the home market really will exist.

4513
04:44:39,220 --> 04:44:39,320
Right.

4514
04:44:39,600 --> 04:44:40,960
Well, we're going to find out.

4515
04:44:41,020 --> 04:44:43,080
We're going to be joined soon by Paul Schindler.

4516
04:44:43,480 --> 04:44:46,180
Leonardo Schreiber, how are you?

4517
04:44:46,220 --> 04:44:47,860
Glad to see you still doing this, Francis.

4518
04:44:48,460 --> 04:44:53,500
Look, I'd do this to the fucking, the end of the world if I could.

4519
04:44:53,620 --> 04:45:02,760
But the sad thing is that there's a finite amount of computer chronicles for which to watch, which does go some way to explaining why I don't hammer it all the time.

4520
04:45:02,760 --> 04:45:11,400
But I go through periods of real acute computer chronicles addictions, and maybe one might be starting again.

4521
04:45:11,480 --> 04:45:11,880
You never know.

4522
04:45:11,960 --> 04:45:18,020
And Wendy Woods, so you can hear directly from the experts about some great Christmas gift ideas that you can buy in a computer store.

4523
04:45:18,220 --> 04:45:19,080
We'll be right back.

4524
04:45:19,140 --> 04:45:19,620
Stay with us.

4525
04:45:22,880 --> 04:45:23,280
Lovely.

4526
04:45:23,420 --> 04:45:28,840
We've got Schindler is about to make a beautiful appearance, replete with his Schindler beard.

4527
04:45:29,680 --> 04:45:31,180
A family affair.

4528
04:45:31,180 --> 04:45:35,160
I think it must be none other than fucking Schindler's missus.

4529
04:45:35,340 --> 04:45:36,340
Let's see what happens.

4530
04:45:38,300 --> 04:45:44,620
This is the first time we've ever seen behind the curtain into Schindler's personal life and world.

4531
04:45:47,980 --> 04:45:55,340
Very awkward situation there.

4532
04:45:56,080 --> 04:45:57,840
Look down, look down.

4533
04:45:57,840 --> 04:46:01,960
And then you have the two books, Shane Ross and Stuart Shaffey.

4534
04:46:04,320 --> 04:46:10,780
With us now in the studio is Paul Schindler, whom everybody knows is our software reviewer and specialist here on Computer Chronicles.

4535
04:46:10,960 --> 04:46:15,160
And next to Paul, Wendy Woods, our specialist on just about everything dealing with personal computers.

4536
04:46:15,380 --> 04:46:17,260
And of course, George Morrow is back here.

4537
04:46:17,680 --> 04:46:21,220
And we're going to be talking about goodies for Christmas that have to do with computers.

4538
04:46:21,220 --> 04:46:24,340
And I'm going to take the liberty of starting because I have something sitting up there in the computer.

4539
04:46:25,100 --> 04:46:26,740
It's a beautiful thatch.

4540
04:46:26,840 --> 04:46:28,100
It's a thatch in its prime.

4541
04:46:28,240 --> 04:46:29,620
If I can show you this, George, this is neat.

4542
04:46:29,680 --> 04:46:30,220
This is a program.

4543
04:46:30,620 --> 04:46:34,680
I think George wishes he could thatch with the best of them like that.

4544
04:46:34,740 --> 04:46:35,500
It's called business simulator.

4545
04:46:35,560 --> 04:46:38,000
But he's not kidding anyone, you know.

4546
04:46:38,420 --> 04:46:43,200
...was developed by the people who teach in the MBA program at the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania.

4547
04:46:43,460 --> 04:46:46,620
They took their case studies that they use and they put them all on a disc now.

4548
04:46:46,720 --> 04:46:49,540
And for about 99 bucks, I think it is, you can buy these case studies.

4549
04:46:49,840 --> 04:46:50,940
They call it business simulator.

4550
04:46:51,060 --> 04:46:52,160
They say it's like a flight simulator.

4551
04:46:52,320 --> 04:46:54,540
You can practice flying the plane and crash without killing yourself.

4552
04:46:54,760 --> 04:46:57,020
You can crash a company without actually going bankrupt.

4553
04:46:57,600 --> 04:46:59,360
So what you see right here in this particular...

4554
04:46:59,360 --> 04:47:00,720
I should have got...

4555
04:47:00,720 --> 04:47:02,220
Say it!

4556
04:47:02,660 --> 04:47:04,100
Sorry, there's a fucking funny laugh there.

4557
04:47:04,160 --> 04:47:07,540
I just need to stop this because I don't want to get into it and realize we've seen it before.

4558
04:47:08,280 --> 04:47:11,260
I don't remember seeing this guy, the Shane Ross guy, before.

4559
04:47:12,380 --> 04:47:14,140
Hopefully we haven't seen this one before.

4560
04:47:15,580 --> 04:47:18,800
But there was a very funny, awkward laugh there.

4561
04:47:18,880 --> 04:47:19,580
Let's have a little look.

4562
04:47:19,640 --> 04:47:20,980
This is brand new, says Niall.

4563
04:47:21,080 --> 04:47:21,540
Great stuff.

4564
04:47:24,420 --> 04:47:25,840
They say it's like a flight simulator.

4565
04:47:25,980 --> 04:47:28,200
You can practice flying the plane and crash without killing yourself.

4566
04:47:28,380 --> 04:47:30,560
You can crash a company without actually going bankrupt.

4567
04:47:30,720 --> 04:47:31,960
Without killing yourself.

4568
04:47:32,640 --> 04:47:34,460
The Alderman Kelly, thank you very much.

4569
04:47:35,220 --> 04:47:37,220
So what you see right here in this particular...

4570
04:47:37,220 --> 04:47:37,840
I should have got...

4571
04:47:37,840 --> 04:47:39,180
Say it, George!

4572
04:47:39,940 --> 04:47:42,240
In this particular model, you're running a little...

4573
04:47:42,240 --> 04:47:43,000
What was that?

4574
04:47:43,100 --> 04:47:43,900
What was that bit?

4575
04:47:44,560 --> 04:47:45,700
Say it, George!

4576
04:47:46,360 --> 04:47:46,940
Killing yourself.

4577
04:47:47,160 --> 04:47:49,380
You can crash a company without actually going bankrupt.

4578
04:47:49,920 --> 04:47:51,780
So what you see right here in this particular...

4579
04:47:51,780 --> 04:47:52,420
I should have got...

4580
04:47:52,420 --> 04:47:53,740
Say it, George!

4581
04:47:54,080 --> 04:47:57,020
In this particular model, you're running a little computer company.

4582
04:47:57,460 --> 04:48:00,100
Maybe he had a company that he crashed or something.

4583
04:48:00,720 --> 04:48:01,620
And that's why he's...

4584
04:48:02,620 --> 04:48:04,520
He's saying that bit.

4585
04:48:04,560 --> 04:48:04,860
I don't know.

4586
04:48:04,960 --> 04:48:08,000
But he shows you who your competition is, who the CEOs of the other companies are.

4587
04:48:08,060 --> 04:48:09,340
We've got various things we can do.

4588
04:48:09,860 --> 04:48:10,860
Great companies.

4589
04:48:11,060 --> 04:48:12,760
Real big market value companies.

4590
04:48:12,860 --> 04:48:14,460
Even back in 1980...

4591
04:48:14,460 --> 04:48:14,820
Whatever.

4592
04:48:14,820 --> 04:48:15,980
This is 86.

4593
04:48:15,980 --> 04:48:17,120
Apple Computer.

4594
04:48:19,400 --> 04:48:23,180
Two million dollar fucking market value.

4595
04:48:23,640 --> 04:48:24,660
Tandy Corp.

4596
04:48:24,920 --> 04:48:26,280
You have Brinkman Shipping.

4597
04:48:26,400 --> 04:48:27,380
Texas Instruments.

4598
04:48:27,840 --> 04:48:29,140
Who made the calculator.

4599
04:48:29,800 --> 04:48:30,860
And Hewlett Packard.

4600
04:48:35,500 --> 04:48:36,840
Leland Stanford.

4601
04:48:36,840 --> 04:48:37,960
Turn around.

4602
04:48:37,960 --> 04:48:41,380
Is that a joke name?

4603
04:48:42,100 --> 04:48:42,900
Edwin Cox.

4604
04:48:42,900 --> 04:48:43,400
M.J.

4605
04:48:43,400 --> 04:48:43,760
Neely.

4606
04:48:43,760 --> 04:48:45,080
Joseph Worson.

4607
04:48:45,080 --> 04:48:45,540
Is that...

4608
04:48:45,540 --> 04:48:48,340
I can go in and read the Wall Street Journal, for example, and see what they're saying about

4609
04:48:48,340 --> 04:48:48,920
my industry.

4610
04:48:49,460 --> 04:48:50,060
And there's the...

4611
04:48:50,060 --> 04:48:53,180
Well, it's called the Business Journal, but we know it's a takeoff.

4612
04:48:53,480 --> 04:48:55,520
Industry sales surge 18%.

4613
04:48:55,520 --> 04:48:57,360
Industry profits rise.

4614
04:48:57,720 --> 04:48:58,780
Stocks move upward.

4615
04:48:59,420 --> 04:49:02,520
APL slips into first place as stock prices rise.

4616
04:49:03,560 --> 04:49:06,460
Well, the Wall Street Journal, I can go in and take a look at some other things.

4617
04:49:06,840 --> 04:49:11,860
I can go in here and read annual reports from my company and see how the company's been doing.

4618
04:49:13,120 --> 04:49:17,140
And let's see, I can go see a balance sheet, for example, in the annual report and go see

4619
04:49:17,140 --> 04:49:17,780
what's going on there.

4620
04:49:17,800 --> 04:49:18,380
I can go back.

4621
04:49:18,440 --> 04:49:22,820
I can also read, go into the file and read memos that have been written in this company

4622
04:49:22,820 --> 04:49:27,460
before I came over and took over as CEO here and see what people have been saying to each

4623
04:49:27,460 --> 04:49:27,620
other.

4624
04:49:27,700 --> 04:49:31,380
Here's a finance memo that's going to be in the file about possible bankruptcy.

4625
04:49:31,620 --> 04:49:33,160
That sounds a little bit familiar there, too.

4626
04:49:33,460 --> 04:49:33,760
Yes.

4627
04:49:34,260 --> 04:49:37,220
Now, after you have all this information...

4628
04:49:37,220 --> 04:49:38,240
This is a simulator.

4629
04:49:38,600 --> 04:49:43,900
It's not a piece of office application like a spreadsheet, Excel, Microsoft Office.

4630
04:49:43,980 --> 04:49:46,660
This is something you just fucking play at home.

4631
04:49:47,060 --> 04:49:48,460
You can actually go make some...

4632
04:49:48,460 --> 04:49:52,480
This was before you could drop into the war zone and get your load out.

4633
04:49:52,660 --> 04:49:54,580
This is your load out.

4634
04:49:54,580 --> 04:49:55,960
The decisions about your business.

4635
04:49:56,040 --> 04:49:57,220
So I go into make decisions.

4636
04:49:57,620 --> 04:49:59,640
And you'll see we go into a decision menu here.

4637
04:50:00,800 --> 04:50:03,220
Decisions about how am I going to price my product, for example.

4638
04:50:03,300 --> 04:50:04,800
How much am I going to spend on advertising?

4639
04:50:04,940 --> 04:50:06,340
What product mix should I...

4640
04:50:06,340 --> 04:50:07,600
I've seen that, Tobes.

4641
04:50:07,640 --> 04:50:10,220
Yeah, there's a Microsoft Excel eSports.

4642
04:50:10,560 --> 04:50:12,980
Might even get a look at that to see how...

4643
04:50:12,980 --> 04:50:16,940
It's a kind of Computer Chronicles-esque segment for the now, the here and now.

4644
04:50:17,000 --> 04:50:20,920
Should I expand my factory capability and so on.

4645
04:50:20,920 --> 04:50:27,560
Once you do that, then you can go in and actually what they call process the decision and it just simulates the business for one year.

4646
04:50:27,560 --> 04:50:28,680
And you see what goes on.

4647
04:50:28,680 --> 04:50:30,440
You then get back in and make your decisions again.

4648
04:50:30,440 --> 04:50:35,880
The thing I like about here is that function R. If you get fed up with the whole message, George, you hit R and you retire.

4649
04:50:35,880 --> 04:50:37,600
See? And it's all over.

4650
04:50:37,600 --> 04:50:39,960
And you don't have to face these problems anymore.

4651
04:50:39,960 --> 04:50:41,740
Well, this is true simulation?

4652
04:50:41,980 --> 04:50:42,920
A true simulation, yeah.

4653
04:50:42,960 --> 04:50:46,400
These are real case studies, as I said, that are used in training MBA students.

4654
04:50:46,980 --> 04:50:47,560
And you can now...

4655
04:50:47,560 --> 04:50:48,260
There are six of them.

4656
04:50:48,540 --> 04:50:55,560
As a matter of fact, the company says you can actually get these custom-made now to your particular business with the particular competitors, particular product mix, and so on and so forth.

4657
04:50:55,680 --> 04:50:56,600
I should get one of those.

4658
04:50:56,860 --> 04:50:57,200
It's coming to you.

4659
04:50:57,240 --> 04:50:58,580
Okay, George, I'm going to turn it over to you now.

4660
04:50:58,620 --> 04:51:01,220
And I'm going to turn the keyboard over to Paul to get ready for his demo.

4661
04:51:01,880 --> 04:51:02,520
Game Boy!

4662
04:51:02,740 --> 04:51:03,820
Thank you very much for the tip.

4663
04:51:04,100 --> 04:51:06,120
And Paul's got a demo coming up.

4664
04:51:06,240 --> 04:51:07,800
It sounds very juicy.

4665
04:51:08,020 --> 04:51:08,860
Computer games!

4666
04:51:09,680 --> 04:51:11,360
I've got Norton Utilities.

4667
04:51:11,960 --> 04:51:12,660
This has saved my life.

4668
04:51:12,660 --> 04:51:13,460
An oldie but goodie.

4669
04:51:13,760 --> 04:51:15,360
That saved my life twice this year.

4670
04:51:16,080 --> 04:51:16,360
I had...

4671
04:51:16,360 --> 04:51:21,560
Norton, of course, went on to make the antivirus.

4672
04:51:22,260 --> 04:51:23,020
But what's this?

4673
04:51:23,160 --> 04:51:24,000
Norton Utilities.

4674
04:51:24,820 --> 04:51:26,400
It saved this man's life, he says.

4675
04:51:27,000 --> 04:51:27,680
This has saved my life.

4676
04:51:27,680 --> 04:51:28,480
An oldie but goodie.

4677
04:51:28,740 --> 04:51:30,400
That saved my life twice this year.

4678
04:51:30,700 --> 04:51:32,940
I had corrupted files, and I don't know what I've done.

4679
04:51:33,060 --> 04:51:35,200
I've had to spend a month doing system programming.

4680
04:51:35,900 --> 04:51:40,160
So it isn't perfect, but I have to say that it was awfully helpful to me.

4681
04:51:40,420 --> 04:51:41,460
Now, George, the...

4682
04:51:41,460 --> 04:51:42,640
You know, I'm a record collector.

4683
04:51:42,780 --> 04:51:43,200
Yes.

4684
04:51:43,400 --> 04:51:44,340
And I have this...

4685
04:51:44,340 --> 04:51:44,920
Monster database.

4686
04:51:44,920 --> 04:51:47,980
I have this monster database, 12 megabytes, and it was corrupted.

4687
04:51:49,180 --> 04:51:51,840
And I got to go in and fix it with this thing.

4688
04:51:51,900 --> 04:51:56,980
Otherwise, I would still be at the keyboard trying to program assembly language to go in and get that file.

4689
04:51:57,340 --> 04:51:58,420
So it really helped.

4690
04:51:58,700 --> 04:52:02,620
You know, most of the more relatively normal of us who count on Norton...

4691
04:52:02,620 --> 04:52:03,520
Wow, what a tale.

4692
04:52:03,860 --> 04:52:05,640
Thank you very much for the tip there, Prig.

4693
04:52:05,720 --> 04:52:07,940
I wonder what that tale is about.

4694
04:52:08,040 --> 04:52:09,880
I just zoned out while he was saying it.

4695
04:52:09,960 --> 04:52:12,900
He then came up with, I got a record collection, you know.

4696
04:52:12,960 --> 04:52:14,280
I got a record collection, right?

4697
04:52:15,120 --> 04:52:18,120
And Schindler was like, right, yeah.

4698
04:52:20,740 --> 04:52:21,620
Just one more time.

4699
04:52:21,740 --> 04:52:24,220
I just didn't understand what he said there.

4700
04:52:25,700 --> 04:52:27,240
Slim Shafili, thank you very much.

4701
04:52:27,240 --> 04:52:27,640
Yes.

4702
04:52:27,880 --> 04:52:28,720
And I have this...

4703
04:52:28,720 --> 04:52:29,400
Monster database.

4704
04:52:29,400 --> 04:52:32,400
I have this monster database, 12 megabytes, and it was corrupted.

4705
04:52:33,200 --> 04:52:34,300
12 megabytes.

4706
04:52:35,680 --> 04:52:38,340
And I got to go in and fix it with this thing.

4707
04:52:38,420 --> 04:52:39,600
Otherwise, I would have been at the...

4708
04:52:39,600 --> 04:52:43,520
I would still be at the keyboard trying to program assembly language to go in and get that file.

4709
04:52:43,840 --> 04:52:44,940
So it really helped.

4710
04:52:45,140 --> 04:52:49,480
You know, most of the more relatively normal of us who count on Norton to get...

4711
04:52:49,480 --> 04:52:50,140
Ooh.

4712
04:52:50,800 --> 04:52:54,540
That a dig at your man for not being relatively normal.

4713
04:52:54,540 --> 04:52:57,580
...get us through our daily lives, use the unerase feature.

4714
04:52:57,680 --> 04:53:04,700
I just want to mention, some people have heard that there exists a package somewhere that will unerase a file that you've accidentally erased.

4715
04:53:04,800 --> 04:53:06,580
This is it, and I want to be sure to mention that.

4716
04:53:06,580 --> 04:53:10,500
Yes, that's true, but there are two or three utilities you can get that will unerase.

4717
04:53:10,600 --> 04:53:12,620
Whether it does it as good as the Norton, I don't know.

4718
04:53:12,720 --> 04:53:15,800
But as far as I know, Norton's the only one that will let you...

4719
04:53:15,800 --> 04:53:20,280
Serious, hard, bitter grippage going on from the stew pot.

4720
04:53:20,700 --> 04:53:22,520
And he's got a lovely Casio on as well.

4721
04:53:23,240 --> 04:53:25,160
But keep an eye on those hands.

4722
04:53:25,320 --> 04:53:30,460
They give you an indication as to how well the segment is going based on how much grippage is going on.

4723
04:53:31,320 --> 04:53:33,280
Lot of grippage equals shit segment.

4724
04:53:33,520 --> 04:53:36,020
...to actually go in and fiddle with a file if you need to.

4725
04:53:36,340 --> 04:53:37,100
Did not know that.

4726
04:53:37,140 --> 04:53:38,460
So your recommendation is Norton...

4727
04:53:38,460 --> 04:53:40,000
Did not know that.

4728
04:53:40,400 --> 04:53:41,320
Norton utility...

4729
04:53:41,320 --> 04:53:42,400
Fill with a file.

4730
04:53:43,140 --> 04:53:45,440
Whether it does it as good as the Norton, I don't know.

4731
04:53:45,540 --> 04:53:50,480
But as far as I know, Norton's the only one that will let you actually go in and fiddle with a file if you need to.

4732
04:53:50,740 --> 04:53:51,560
Did not know that.

4733
04:53:51,560 --> 04:53:53,260
So your recommendation is Norton Utilities.

4734
04:53:53,360 --> 04:53:55,060
Anybody that doesn't have it, they'll make a great Christmas present.

4735
04:53:55,060 --> 04:53:57,320
If you've got critical data...

4736
04:53:57,320 --> 04:53:57,480
Yeah.

4737
04:53:58,000 --> 04:54:01,460
...that there's a chance you'll corrupt, it's good to have on your shelf.

4738
04:54:01,600 --> 04:54:05,320
I want to go to Wendy now for a minute while Paul continues to put his program together there.

4739
04:54:05,380 --> 04:54:07,420
You have a mysterious white box in front of you.

4740
04:54:07,420 --> 04:54:08,740
Yes, this is a mysterious white box.

4741
04:54:08,840 --> 04:54:10,460
Well, anybody who's been using spell...

4742
04:54:10,460 --> 04:54:26,800
...and you have a spelling checker knows how much memory a spelling checker can take up.

4743
04:54:26,800 --> 04:54:43,060
...if you have it in RAM. And by the time you get to write your document, there's very little RAM left...

4744
04:54:43,060 --> 04:54:43,320
Right.

4745
04:54:43,320 --> 04:54:45,320
...unless you have a very powerful computer.

4746
04:54:45,320 --> 04:54:53,320
Well, this is the first time that a spelling checker has been put in a box that's separate from your computer. What you do...

4747
04:54:53,320 --> 04:54:56,320
This is from Xerox. It's hardware spelling checker. It's hardware spelling checker.

4748
04:54:56,320 --> 04:54:56,580
Wow.

4749
04:54:56,580 --> 04:55:03,580
And it's from Xerox. It's called PC Type Write. And what you do is you plug this into the keyboard port in back of your computer...

4750
04:55:03,580 --> 04:55:09,580
...and then you plug your detachable keyboard into the box. And then what'll happen is as you're typing...

4751
04:55:09,580 --> 04:55:23,580
...if it sees you type a misspelling, it'll beep so that you can stop at that word and make a correction. It's certainly the first one of this kind that I've ever seen. It's got a 100,000 word vocabulary.

4752
04:55:23,580 --> 04:55:38,840
Did you misspell something there? I think so. Lovely little bit of spell check banter there. Let's hear that again. It was so natural. And even George likes it. Have a little look at that again.

4753
04:55:38,840 --> 04:55:50,840
It's certainly the first one of this kind that I've ever seen. It's got a 100,000 word vocabulary. Did you misspell something there? I think so. And it's also...

4754
04:55:50,840 --> 04:56:00,840
You can customize it to add about 1,200 new words to it. Do you know what it sells for, Wendy? Right now it's $199.95. This just came out in November Comdex. So it's probably...

4755
04:56:00,840 --> 04:56:09,840
Thank you very much there you bring. Thank you very much. Probably reaching the stores very slowly at this point. But $200 approximately. Which is about what you'd pay for a good spelling checker anyway.

4756
04:56:09,840 --> 04:56:19,840
Well, sounds pretty good. An oldie but goodie. She's got a newie but goodie here. I think it's a... I think Stu regretted the quip immediately.

4757
04:56:19,840 --> 04:56:29,840
Because you can look at the body language. The face... The facial movements there. After he said that look. It's one of those... Oh, fuck. But I mean, it got a laugh in the studio.

4758
04:56:29,840 --> 04:56:45,840
...checker anyway. Well, sounds pretty good. An oldie but goodie. She's got a newie but goodie here. I think it's a fantastic idea, by the way. As a regular habitual way of spelling checkers. Of course, in my case, they're only catching typographical errors because I am a perfect speller. But, uh...

4759
04:56:45,840 --> 04:56:57,840
It's only a game show. Better believe he's right. They're only catching typographical errors because I am a perfect speller. But, uh... And I thought I'd jump in and mention...

4760
04:56:57,840 --> 04:57:14,840
He's gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight. Before you issued your usual caveat against spelling checkers. I know you don't care much for them. No, no, I like them. I didn't think that I'd ever like... I'd ever be able to say anything good about a spelling checker. But I'm using a spelling checker, not an online one.

4761
04:57:14,840 --> 04:57:43,840
I use one that I check as I go along when I want to. It's not a dictionary. It's an online spelling checker. Right. And I've gone from being able to spell about 60% of the words right to being able to spell overnight. You're using a dictionary, George. This is a fucking tech show. Get it right. 95% right. I've gone from... It's a dictionary. It's an online spelling checker. Right. And I've gone from being able to spell about 60% of the words right to being able to spell over 95% right.

4762
04:57:43,840 --> 04:57:48,840
You're talking... You're looking at someone who never passed a high school English course. Well...

4763
04:57:48,840 --> 04:58:15,320
He's gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight, big George. Do we have... Sorry, I just need to queue up some drone... Before we move on. Sorry about that. Just need to get this drone avoid. We don't have any... Tonight at Night on Dispatch's... Music. Just bear with me there. I just... Blast you with a bit of moon dust when I get that.

4764
04:58:15,320 --> 04:58:22,440
So then where we look at sounds, a dark search for that.

4765
04:58:23,480 --> 04:58:24,920
Moondust is still a problem.

4766
04:58:26,480 --> 04:58:27,040
Moondust.

4767
04:58:32,060 --> 04:58:32,740
Moondust.

4768
04:58:34,860 --> 04:58:35,580
Moondust.

4769
04:58:36,520 --> 04:58:39,880
I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight.

4770
04:58:39,880 --> 04:58:49,900
Moondust.

4771
04:58:51,180 --> 04:58:51,740
Dark.

4772
04:58:52,200 --> 04:58:52,740
Moondust.

4773
04:58:54,840 --> 04:58:55,600
Moondust.

4774
04:58:57,680 --> 04:58:59,180
Moondust is still a problem.

4775
04:59:00,580 --> 04:59:01,320
Moondust.

4776
04:59:02,580 --> 04:59:04,200
I can't fucking find it.

4777
04:59:04,780 --> 04:59:08,120
We're just gonna have to, I'll have this ready for the next Shafee.

4778
04:59:09,520 --> 04:59:10,480
Still looks good, though.

4779
04:59:15,820 --> 04:59:19,580
Looking at someone who never passed a high school English course.

4780
04:59:20,240 --> 04:59:23,120
Well, you know, if you spell 90% of them, maybe that's the difference.

4781
04:59:23,360 --> 04:59:26,800
98. Maybe that's the difference between success and failure in the computer business, George.

4782
04:59:26,980 --> 04:59:27,600
Better spelling?

4783
04:59:27,820 --> 04:59:28,320
Maybe. Maybe.

4784
04:59:28,400 --> 04:59:30,020
Paul, what toys do you have for us?

4785
04:59:30,040 --> 04:59:32,700
Well, I have, first of all, I'm a great believer in books at Christmas.

4786
04:59:32,880 --> 04:59:36,180
I'm an owner. I have hundreds of books. Most of them I've already colored in.

4787
04:59:36,280 --> 04:59:40,140
No, seriously, I have a large library at home, and I'm a lover of books,

4788
04:59:40,260 --> 04:59:44,260
and I always like to recommend books for all holidays, birthdays and Christmas.

4789
04:59:44,800 --> 04:59:49,820
And in conjunction with my colleague Richard Dalton of KeepTrack Corporation in San Francisco,

4790
04:59:50,020 --> 04:59:51,820
I have come up with several suggestions.

4791
04:59:52,480 --> 04:59:59,820
First of all, the IBM XT Clone Buyer's Guide, which is an excellent...

4792
04:59:59,820 --> 05:00:01,740
How exciting does that look?

4793
05:00:02,680 --> 05:00:07,760
An instruction manual for a computer that you may or may not own.

4794
05:00:07,820 --> 05:00:12,140
A resource for people who haven't bought their XT Clone yet.

4795
05:00:12,240 --> 05:00:16,000
I mean, you and I both have ours, George, but there are people in this world who haven't bought theirs yet.

4796
05:00:16,020 --> 05:00:21,220
This is probably the only book on the face of the earth that's out of date 10 minutes after it goes to press.

4797
05:00:21,360 --> 05:00:29,240
Well, there is a problem with that, but what it does is, in addition to offering you specific advice, it tells you in general how to look for one.

4798
05:00:29,420 --> 05:00:31,960
It's from Modular Information Systems in San Francisco.

4799
05:00:32,440 --> 05:00:38,920
And then here is a book with a spectacularly uninspiring cover, but the point is the information, not the package.

4800
05:00:39,380 --> 05:00:46,300
It's $25, and it's called, cleverly enough, more than you ever wanted to know about hard disks for the IBM PC.

4801
05:00:46,860 --> 05:00:48,480
All hard disks, it's $25.

4802
05:00:48,920 --> 05:00:51,380
It's from Landmark Software in Sunnyvale, California.

4803
05:00:52,040 --> 05:00:58,440
All, as you well know, George, in the disk controller business, not all hard disks are created the same.

4804
05:00:58,520 --> 05:00:58,660
That's right.

4805
05:00:58,920 --> 05:01:02,020
And they have different access times, different prices.

4806
05:01:02,360 --> 05:01:05,020
It's more, and of course, different capacities.

4807
05:01:05,280 --> 05:01:07,000
And different kinds of things can go wrong with them.

4808
05:01:07,000 --> 05:01:08,640
And different kinds of things can go wrong with them.

4809
05:01:08,900 --> 05:01:13,660
This is a really thorough examination of just about all the hard disks there are.

4810
05:01:13,660 --> 05:01:16,580
Probably every user group should have one or two copies of them.

4811
05:01:16,600 --> 05:01:17,020
Absolutely.

4812
05:01:17,620 --> 05:01:26,940
Opening that on Christmas Day, Plow and Stars, indeed, it would really be an absolutely amazing situation to unwrap that

4813
05:01:26,940 --> 05:01:32,080
and then go off to a room and just read it and ignore everyone for the rest of the day.

4814
05:01:32,120 --> 05:01:36,820
It's an excellent, it should be in every user group library and in a lot of personal libraries.

4815
05:01:37,000 --> 05:01:39,780
Paul, I'm going to ask you to move in and show us a peculiar looking program.

4816
05:01:39,780 --> 05:01:44,400
This is Looking Your Best from One Step Software in Charlotte, North Carolina, $35.

4817
05:01:44,840 --> 05:01:49,380
Now, I was rapidly entering some not very accurate information about myself.

4818
05:01:49,640 --> 05:01:51,580
The idea of this program is it's a clothing advisor.

4819
05:01:51,800 --> 05:01:55,380
It doesn't do your colors, you know, the hot yuppie trend of 1986.

4820
05:01:55,660 --> 05:01:56,540
It doesn't do your colors.

4821
05:01:56,540 --> 05:02:06,240
Immediately, I've got a lot of questions about how that piece of technology is going to advise you on what to wear clothes-wise.

4822
05:02:06,340 --> 05:02:08,340
Because they don't, I mean, you can't see images.

4823
05:02:10,560 --> 05:02:19,740
Unless they're going to try and make images out of the fucking digital display matrix, dot matrix, or whatever the fuck it is in that box.

4824
05:02:19,980 --> 05:02:20,760
I'm seeing colors in the eye.

4825
05:02:20,760 --> 05:02:23,600
But it'll do your necklines.

4826
05:02:24,040 --> 05:02:27,440
Now, unfortunately, I've got to say one negative.

4827
05:02:27,900 --> 05:02:29,960
So, he's got one negative about it.

4828
05:02:30,020 --> 05:02:34,160
It sounds like a net negative even before we've got to see the program.

4829
05:02:35,320 --> 05:02:35,700
Think about it.

4830
05:02:35,700 --> 05:02:37,260
It doesn't distinguish between men and women.

4831
05:02:37,480 --> 05:02:45,020
So, when it shows me the neckline choices, as we noted when we were trying it out just before the show, it does...

4832
05:02:45,020 --> 05:02:46,440
Wow.

4833
05:02:46,440 --> 05:02:51,900
I can already see where his problem lies with it, but I mean...

4834
05:02:52,900 --> 05:02:54,480
Look at the size of those necks.

4835
05:02:56,320 --> 05:02:58,840
Look at the size of the neck on deep U.

4836
05:03:03,360 --> 05:03:03,840
Cardigan.

4837
05:03:04,200 --> 05:03:04,800
Medium U.

4838
05:03:04,920 --> 05:03:05,520
Shallow U.

4839
05:03:06,000 --> 05:03:06,920
Small point.

4840
05:03:09,520 --> 05:03:10,440
Fat neck.

4841
05:03:11,920 --> 05:03:12,640
Medium point.

4842
05:03:12,740 --> 05:03:13,360
Large point.

4843
05:03:13,980 --> 05:03:15,280
Wide upper lapel.

4844
05:03:16,900 --> 05:03:19,180
I wonder, like, could you not...

4845
05:03:19,180 --> 05:03:27,020
Would you rely upon that to fucking give you a bit of advice when there was probably books and photographs and fashion magazines at the time anyway?

4846
05:03:27,180 --> 05:03:28,820
Yeah, you wouldn't look too good in that high cowl.

4847
05:03:28,820 --> 05:03:29,700
In the high cowl.

4848
05:03:29,760 --> 05:03:32,300
I think it would be a little bizarre, but...

4849
05:03:32,300 --> 05:03:34,340
You know, it...

4850
05:03:34,340 --> 05:03:36,460
And then it offers you choices of jackets.

4851
05:03:36,460 --> 05:03:42,000
It goes through a very detailed description of yourself.

4852
05:03:42,160 --> 05:03:48,380
Your hip size, whether your shoulders are wider than your waist, which mine are at least for the next couple of years.

4853
05:03:48,940 --> 05:03:50,100
And it just...

4854
05:03:50,100 --> 05:03:58,800
It's just chock full of advice based on things like the shape of your face and the size of your hips and all kinds of information.

4855
05:03:58,940 --> 05:04:00,720
Actually, I had to think about quite a bit before entering.

4856
05:04:00,740 --> 05:04:01,520
Dress for success on a disc.

4857
05:04:01,700 --> 05:04:02,020
Absolutely.

4858
05:04:02,280 --> 05:04:02,540
Okay.

4859
05:04:02,600 --> 05:04:03,480
We're going to move along now.

4860
05:04:03,480 --> 05:04:06,900
We'll be back in just a minute to take a look at some presents for people who have Apple computers.

4861
05:04:07,240 --> 05:04:11,500
First of all, let's go out and see what effect this Christmas season is having on the sale of hardware and software.

4862
05:04:12,740 --> 05:04:14,140
Hardware sale to Christmas.

4863
05:04:15,740 --> 05:04:23,500
December is here, and once again, computer owners are faced with a surging need to buy, much to the pleasure of computer retailers.

4864
05:04:23,860 --> 05:04:31,720
Some owners are ready to upgrade their systems, while others simply want accessories or gifts for their computer savvy friends.

4865
05:04:32,420 --> 05:04:36,120
Whatever the motivation, sales are climbing, and retailers...

4866
05:04:36,120 --> 05:04:38,960
Unbelievable braggadocio from Schindler.

4867
05:04:39,500 --> 05:04:43,840
And ooh, Schindler with his wide shoulders and perfect spelling.

4868
05:04:44,340 --> 05:04:45,200
...are optimistic.

4869
05:04:45,720 --> 05:04:47,480
Lot of love for the shin box.

4870
05:04:47,620 --> 05:04:55,040
Our sales this year have actually improved over last year, and sales going into Christmas last year, I think, were very, very high.

4871
05:04:55,500 --> 05:04:58,500
Our current sales are running maybe four times what they were last year.

4872
05:04:59,280 --> 05:05:04,760
Many shops prepare for Christmas by increasing their stock of high-priced luxury goods.

4873
05:05:04,880 --> 05:05:05,600
Jungle bells.

4874
05:05:05,600 --> 05:05:14,860
Computer vendors are in the awkward position of balancing sales between corporate buyers and the growing consumer market, which is also becoming more sophisticated.

4875
05:05:15,480 --> 05:05:19,960
In the past, people were looking for systems sometimes under $500.

4876
05:05:20,520 --> 05:05:26,280
I think the average consumer is now budgeted from $1,500 to $2,000 for a computer system.

4877
05:05:26,480 --> 05:05:30,000
And for our store, most of the consumer lines can be purchased for that.

4878
05:05:30,760 --> 05:05:39,960
This year's flashy newcomers, like the Amiga, the Atari ST, and the hard-to-get Apple IIGS, provide attractive floor demonstrations.

4879
05:05:40,440 --> 05:05:42,980
We have...what the hell was going on with that one?

4880
05:05:44,820 --> 05:05:48,980
It's a Robin Hood simulator for fucking Amiga.

4881
05:05:50,060 --> 05:05:59,200
Sherwood Forest, where you...where you visit your old friend...of...Loxley.

4882
05:06:00,140 --> 05:06:01,440
Some...Robin of Loxley.

4883
05:06:01,540 --> 05:06:09,920
Many years have passed since you...served...with...Robin and his men.

4884
05:06:09,920 --> 05:06:13,640
But disastrous news curtails the reunion.

4885
05:06:14,540 --> 05:06:20,720
During your journey, an assassin...took the king's life.

4886
05:06:21,220 --> 05:06:22,900
The kingdom is in chaos.

4887
05:06:23,500 --> 05:06:25,360
Because there is no heir to the throne.

4888
05:06:26,020 --> 05:06:29,220
Worse still, the crown itself has disappeared.

4889
05:06:29,740 --> 05:06:31,820
This year's flashy newcomers, like...

4890
05:06:31,820 --> 05:06:33,980
And that's a flashy newcomer in 1986.

4891
05:06:34,240 --> 05:06:40,140
The Amiga, the Atari ST, and the hard-to-get Apple IIGS, provide attractive...

4892
05:06:40,140 --> 05:06:43,640
The Atari ST, the Atari shite.

4893
05:06:43,720 --> 05:06:44,800
Floor demonstrations.

4894
05:06:45,540 --> 05:06:50,540
But they may not have the lasting impact of lower prices and more powerful machines.

4895
05:06:51,060 --> 05:06:56,120
In 1979, we didn't have the variety of computers that are currently available for consumer use.

4896
05:06:56,620 --> 05:07:02,480
The Apple II computer was selling for $3,500 for a 16K machine.

4897
05:07:03,800 --> 05:07:05,180
Those are all under $1,000.

4898
05:07:05,380 --> 05:07:08,340
The lovely hair in the background there, if you noticed that.

4899
05:07:08,460 --> 05:07:12,360
It's a...there's a lovely comic book store guy scenario going on.

4900
05:07:12,420 --> 05:07:18,300
And he's whipping that...that...lovely condition-shampooed...maine...in the background.

4901
05:07:19,140 --> 05:07:22,180
Peter was selling for $3,500 for a...

4902
05:07:28,900 --> 05:07:34,020
He knows he's on camera, so he's giving it the big L'Oreal because I'm worth it moment.

4903
05:07:35,360 --> 05:07:39,060
Those are all under $1,000 now for 128K machines.

4904
05:07:40,820 --> 05:07:41,840
Power skullet.

4905
05:07:42,200 --> 05:07:45,640
And Andy Yong looks...or Yong looks sad at the end of that.

4906
05:07:45,720 --> 05:07:47,020
He looks down at the end.

4907
05:07:47,520 --> 05:07:48,440
Let's just see that again.

4908
05:07:48,820 --> 05:07:53,000
Those are all under $1,000 now for 128K machines.

4909
05:07:55,100 --> 05:07:57,440
Oh, he's continuing to talk and they've cut away.

4910
05:07:57,780 --> 05:07:59,520
Next up, toy picks.

4911
05:08:09,140 --> 05:08:10,920
That looked like a trebuchet.

4912
05:08:11,160 --> 05:08:12,960
And look at Schindler there.

4913
05:08:13,060 --> 05:08:15,560
Wasn't ready for the...the floor manager.

4914
05:08:15,820 --> 05:08:17,120
The Schindler's questioning.

4915
05:08:17,800 --> 05:08:21,660
Back in 1986, he didn't realize how popular the show would be.

4916
05:08:21,660 --> 05:08:24,060
And he's just wondering whether or not this was the right decision.

4917
05:08:24,360 --> 05:08:25,840
Should he have focused on something else?

4918
05:08:26,340 --> 05:08:26,660
But...

4919
05:08:27,980 --> 05:08:28,440
Snap.

4920
05:08:28,780 --> 05:08:29,720
Snaps into it.

4921
05:08:30,360 --> 05:08:32,200
And pretends to talk as well.

4922
05:08:32,700 --> 05:08:33,820
Very professional stuff.

4923
05:08:41,500 --> 05:08:43,760
Boys and girls, we're back on the show here now.

4924
05:08:44,160 --> 05:08:48,100
Just in case anybody thinks that Paul changed his clothes having watched that program.

4925
05:08:48,160 --> 05:08:49,860
This is now Wendy and this is now Paul.

4926
05:08:50,060 --> 05:08:52,840
And George, I have something I didn't get to show you in the last segment.

4927
05:08:52,940 --> 05:08:55,220
I want to show you right now because it really relates to the business user.

4928
05:08:55,680 --> 05:08:57,100
The kinds of things we were talking about before.

4929
05:08:57,180 --> 05:08:58,480
This is called the business consultant.

4930
05:08:58,900 --> 05:09:02,540
They don't call it a calculator or a computer because I'm not sure Hewlett-Packard knows which it is.

4931
05:09:02,860 --> 05:09:05,860
But it's a very impressive either little toy or terrific business tool.

4932
05:09:05,940 --> 05:09:06,480
I'm not sure which.

4933
05:09:06,620 --> 05:09:07,480
Probably a little of both.

4934
05:09:07,620 --> 05:09:10,240
The nice thing I like about this, it has soft function keys in here.

4935
05:09:10,240 --> 05:09:10,800
Six of them.

4936
05:09:10,920 --> 05:09:13,700
And you can define them any way you want with this alpha keyboard over here.

4937
05:09:13,760 --> 05:09:15,080
Create any formulas you want.

4938
05:09:15,360 --> 05:09:16,620
And then you can solve them very simply.

4939
05:09:16,620 --> 05:09:20,320
For instance, I created a formula here for figuring out the cost of my car rental.

4940
05:09:20,440 --> 05:09:25,780
So I have variables in here like the daily rate, the number of days, the mileage rate, number of miles, the insurance cost.

4941
05:09:26,080 --> 05:09:27,280
And I can now figure out the cost.

4942
05:09:27,360 --> 05:09:28,480
I've already entered in the variables.

4943
05:09:28,580 --> 05:09:30,160
And I say, okay, what should that car cost me?

4944
05:09:30,580 --> 05:09:32,780
Calculates, boom, $226.25.

4945
05:09:33,040 --> 05:09:34,660
You can go backwards, of course, also.

4946
05:09:34,780 --> 05:09:36,680
Suppose I say, well, my budget only allows for $200.

4947
05:09:37,080 --> 05:09:39,760
I want to define cost as being no greater than $200.

4948
05:09:40,180 --> 05:09:41,300
I hit that function key.

4949
05:09:41,360 --> 05:09:43,460
I say, now what's the highest daily rate I can afford to pay?

4950
05:09:43,460 --> 05:09:47,960
This is an amazing new calculator, the likes of which we haven't seen before.

4951
05:09:48,080 --> 05:09:50,300
A brand new business consultant.

4952
05:09:50,820 --> 05:09:53,780
And it tells me that rate is only $25.44.

4953
05:09:54,200 --> 05:09:57,100
However, the pièce de résistance, that little printer over there.

4954
05:09:57,320 --> 05:09:57,580
Yep.

4955
05:09:58,240 --> 05:09:59,940
No wires, no cables, no cords.

4956
05:10:00,040 --> 05:10:00,280
Right.

4957
05:10:00,420 --> 05:10:01,040
Watch this trick.

4958
05:10:02,120 --> 05:10:04,040
And it's driving that printer through an infrared beam.

4959
05:10:04,520 --> 05:10:05,020
Check that out.

4960
05:10:05,040 --> 05:10:07,160
And it can work up to about 18 inches, 60 degrees.

4961
05:10:07,160 --> 05:10:07,600
Check that out.

4962
05:10:07,760 --> 05:10:09,600
A great little business tool to carry around with you.

4963
05:10:10,860 --> 05:10:12,980
This you leave on the desk, this you carry with you.

4964
05:10:12,980 --> 05:10:13,760
Yeah, exactly.

4965
05:10:14,400 --> 05:10:15,180
Infrared printer, amazing.

4966
05:10:15,280 --> 05:10:19,400
One other kind of device I want to show you, which has nothing to do with business, this has to do with kids.

4967
05:10:20,060 --> 05:10:21,580
And that's what Christmas is about, I guess.

4968
05:10:21,840 --> 05:10:23,120
This is a delightful little thing.

4969
05:10:23,220 --> 05:10:24,860
You can only buy this through mail order.

4970
05:10:25,100 --> 05:10:26,460
It's from a company called Sunburst.

4971
05:10:26,540 --> 05:10:29,020
They have an 800 phone number called the Muppet Keyboard.

4972
05:10:29,120 --> 05:10:31,760
It's a great way for little kids to get comfortable with a computer.

4973
05:10:32,060 --> 05:10:33,920
They don't have to learn about the complicated keys.

4974
05:10:34,000 --> 05:10:34,820
They don't have to know QWERTY.

4975
05:10:35,280 --> 05:10:35,860
That looks great.

4976
05:10:35,860 --> 05:10:38,260
I've got something up now in which you teach kids about the...

4977
05:10:38,260 --> 05:10:45,960
Really looks like one of the best things ever to have come out of the tech sphere for kids.

4978
05:10:46,200 --> 05:10:50,120
Before VTech, before any of that shite, this is what they had.

4979
05:10:50,540 --> 05:10:55,720
Looks like, I don't know, you press the fucking letters and they say the letters.

4980
05:10:55,780 --> 05:11:00,580
We all know that that came out to be a very popular kind of concept for those toys.

4981
05:11:00,580 --> 05:11:01,600
It's H, for example.

4982
05:11:02,360 --> 05:11:03,820
And I see a hamburger, right?

4983
05:11:03,820 --> 05:11:04,360
The kid identifies.

4984
05:11:04,660 --> 05:11:07,480
I can learn about numbers by saying, well, what does three hamburgers look like?

4985
05:11:07,600 --> 05:11:09,960
Or what do six hamburgers look like, for example?

4986
05:11:10,760 --> 05:11:11,720
And they do little tricks.

4987
05:11:11,960 --> 05:11:13,560
And I can say, okay, what is G?

4988
05:11:13,880 --> 05:11:15,100
Okay, well, it's ghosts.

4989
05:11:15,260 --> 05:11:16,560
Okay, and they do little dances.

4990
05:11:16,720 --> 05:11:18,020
And what is L?

4991
05:11:19,020 --> 05:11:20,800
Okay, L is little lobsters.

4992
05:11:21,120 --> 05:11:22,880
Where is this display coming from?

4993
05:11:23,660 --> 05:11:25,600
There was no display on the yoke that he had, sure.

4994
05:11:25,680 --> 05:11:25,800
There was.

4995
05:11:25,980 --> 05:11:27,660
Thanks very much, Seam of the sack there.

4996
05:11:27,680 --> 05:11:28,660
I hope you're getting on well.

4997
05:11:29,620 --> 05:11:30,060
And...

4998
05:11:30,060 --> 05:11:31,700
Does this hook up to a screen or something?

4999
05:11:31,740 --> 05:11:32,880
What does S do for me?

5000
05:11:32,940 --> 05:11:34,460
Little singing socks and so on.

5001
05:11:34,480 --> 05:11:35,120
Now, where does this...

5002
05:11:35,120 --> 05:11:35,820
How does this plug into the...

5003
05:11:35,820 --> 05:11:36,480
Plugs into the...

5004
05:11:36,480 --> 05:11:37,060
Exactly.

5005
05:11:37,500 --> 05:11:39,520
George is asking the person in questions here.

5006
05:11:39,580 --> 05:11:41,380
The joystick port on the Apple.

5007
05:11:42,100 --> 05:11:44,660
And you have number input, colors, letters.

5008
05:11:44,940 --> 05:11:46,260
The thing I like, it's simple for a kid.

5009
05:11:46,320 --> 05:11:47,140
There's no enter key.

5010
05:11:47,220 --> 05:11:47,780
It says go.

5011
05:11:48,060 --> 05:11:48,300
Right.

5012
05:11:48,340 --> 05:11:49,240
There's no escape key.

5013
05:11:49,340 --> 05:11:49,940
It says zap.

5014
05:11:50,120 --> 05:11:51,020
There's no delete key.

5015
05:11:51,140 --> 05:11:51,820
It says erase.

5016
05:11:52,300 --> 05:11:55,140
It's just a terrific little kind of user-friendly for kids.

5017
05:11:55,560 --> 05:11:58,600
And is that, are they ripping off Kermit the Frog there with that thing?

5018
05:11:58,720 --> 05:12:00,220
Or what's the story there?

5019
05:12:00,300 --> 05:12:01,340
It says...

5020
05:12:01,340 --> 05:12:06,340
We move back there frame by frame just to get a look at what was...

5021
05:12:06,340 --> 05:12:10,980
Got an eraser there.

5022
05:12:11,320 --> 05:12:12,300
You got a little Kermit.

5023
05:12:13,120 --> 05:12:14,160
Official model.

5024
05:12:20,300 --> 05:12:23,800
And he looks like the fucking bear out of Rainbow.

5025
05:12:24,560 --> 05:12:25,260
There's a eraser.

5026
05:12:25,880 --> 05:12:28,100
It's just a terrific little kind of user-friendly.

5027
05:12:28,660 --> 05:12:34,240
Is official model one of those things, like when you used to see shirts that were fake merch

5028
05:12:34,240 --> 05:12:36,640
and it would say 100% unofficial.

5029
05:12:36,820 --> 05:12:38,540
But this says official model.

5030
05:12:40,400 --> 05:12:44,260
Just to like lend some sort of authenticity to it.

5031
05:12:46,260 --> 05:12:47,860
Paid for the licensing, right?

5032
05:12:48,600 --> 05:12:49,260
It says go.

5033
05:12:49,520 --> 05:12:49,740
Right.

5034
05:12:49,800 --> 05:12:50,320
There's no escape.

5035
05:12:50,900 --> 05:12:51,580
So it is.

5036
05:12:51,880 --> 05:12:53,020
They really are.

5037
05:12:53,080 --> 05:12:53,480
Ape key.

5038
05:12:53,580 --> 05:12:54,420
It says fucking muppets.

5039
05:12:54,480 --> 05:12:54,780
Zap.

5040
05:12:54,980 --> 05:12:55,880
There's no delete key.

5041
05:12:55,980 --> 05:12:56,700
It says eraser.

5042
05:12:57,360 --> 05:12:57,900
It's just a...

5043
05:12:57,900 --> 05:12:58,720
Sesame Street.

5044
05:12:58,920 --> 05:13:03,120
Terrific little kind of user-friendly for kids way to interface with an Apple computer.

5045
05:13:03,460 --> 05:13:04,180
What do you have for kids?

5046
05:13:04,500 --> 05:13:05,600
Johnny Brubaker.

5047
05:13:05,880 --> 05:13:06,780
Tommy Sport.

5048
05:13:07,140 --> 05:13:08,780
Well, this is for...

5049
05:13:08,780 --> 05:13:09,380
Well...

5050
05:13:09,380 --> 05:13:13,660
...friendly for kids way to interface with an Apple computer.

5051
05:13:13,900 --> 05:13:14,780
What do you have for kids?

5052
05:13:14,920 --> 05:13:17,180
Well, this is for kids that are a little older.

5053
05:13:17,740 --> 05:13:20,800
This is something that an aunt or an uncle is going to buy for somebody.

5054
05:13:20,920 --> 05:13:21,540
This is...

5055
05:13:21,540 --> 05:13:23,400
My uncle's still a kid.

5056
05:13:23,760 --> 05:13:24,600
And my aunt.

5057
05:13:24,820 --> 05:13:25,700
She's a kid too.

5058
05:13:26,140 --> 05:13:31,600
The SAT software that prepares you for the SAT exams.

5059
05:13:31,860 --> 05:13:33,500
There's about six or eight discs here.

5060
05:13:34,320 --> 05:13:38,120
It will tell you how much time to spend on questions.

5061
05:13:38,120 --> 05:13:38,800
George, I'm going to stop you saying.

5062
05:13:38,860 --> 05:13:40,020
Could you recycle that?

5063
05:13:40,160 --> 05:13:40,940
Oh, she got it?

5064
05:13:41,080 --> 05:13:41,340
Okay.

5065
05:13:42,060 --> 05:13:42,540
Wendy's got it.

5066
05:13:43,280 --> 05:13:44,980
Jingle Bell and Sterling.

5067
05:13:45,080 --> 05:13:47,520
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

5068
05:13:48,980 --> 05:13:51,300
Really is a Christmas miracle.

5069
05:13:51,500 --> 05:13:54,860
Season 4, episode 13 of the Computer Chronicles.

5070
05:13:54,960 --> 05:13:59,620
If you've just joined, this is the Christmas Barriers Guide from 1986 featuring some of the

5071
05:13:59,620 --> 05:14:03,020
shit hot tech that you could get back then.

5072
05:14:03,600 --> 05:14:06,160
And this guy, he's got the SAT exams coming up.

5073
05:14:06,240 --> 05:14:06,700
No bother.

5074
05:14:07,040 --> 05:14:08,840
He has the software for you.

5075
05:14:08,920 --> 05:14:09,680
Getting her program ready.

5076
05:14:09,760 --> 05:14:09,920
Go ahead.

5077
05:14:09,980 --> 05:14:14,240
This will give you information on how to study for the tests.

5078
05:14:14,560 --> 05:14:14,880
How much...

5079
05:14:14,880 --> 05:14:17,740
Really interested to see what the hell these fucking yokes are down here.

5080
05:14:17,740 --> 05:14:19,320
They look like paper toys.

5081
05:14:19,460 --> 05:14:22,740
They don't look like computer stuff at all.

5082
05:14:24,200 --> 05:14:25,980
It's time to spend on questions.

5083
05:14:26,780 --> 05:14:31,700
The SAT exams, of course, are getting like these entrance exams in Japan.

5084
05:14:32,080 --> 05:14:32,220
Yeah.

5085
05:14:32,640 --> 05:14:35,820
So the pressure to pass them is more intensive.

5086
05:14:35,820 --> 05:14:40,340
And something like this is certainly probably a much better preparation than any of the books

5087
05:14:40,340 --> 05:14:40,940
or things like that.

5088
05:14:40,940 --> 05:14:40,940
Yeah.

5089
05:14:40,940 --> 05:14:42,280
Certainly great for the high school level.

5090
05:14:42,280 --> 05:14:45,700
Well, I took two of them and I wished I'd have had something like this.

5091
05:14:46,040 --> 05:14:46,580
You're not a killer.

5092
05:14:46,780 --> 05:14:47,200
No, I'm not.

5093
05:14:47,480 --> 05:14:48,740
Well, I've played with this myself, too.

5094
05:14:48,760 --> 05:14:49,480
It's very impressive.

5095
05:14:49,580 --> 05:14:51,080
And it has a timer built into it.

5096
05:14:51,080 --> 05:14:51,700
It has advice.

5097
05:14:51,800 --> 05:14:53,600
It has different rates at which you can learn the stuff.

5098
05:14:53,660 --> 05:14:54,100
It is very impressive.

5099
05:14:54,100 --> 05:14:56,100
So it's a perfect gift from an aunt or an uncle.

5100
05:14:56,440 --> 05:14:56,700
That's right.

5101
05:14:56,720 --> 05:14:57,640
You were mentioning Stuart.

5102
05:14:57,820 --> 05:15:02,780
He keeps on mentioning aunts and uncles who are going to be sitting there SATs.

5103
05:15:02,780 --> 05:15:03,280
You're not a killer.

5104
05:15:03,500 --> 05:15:03,960
No, I'm not.

5105
05:15:04,700 --> 05:15:08,620
Before we started the segment, there's a cram mode and a long-term learning mode.

5106
05:15:08,620 --> 05:15:09,120
Right, right.

5107
05:15:09,120 --> 05:15:10,440
That's absolutely excellent.

5108
05:15:10,580 --> 05:15:12,720
So it's a little too late to buy it for this year.

5109
05:15:12,820 --> 05:15:16,280
But for next year's students, there's plenty of time to teach them about that.

5110
05:15:16,720 --> 05:15:18,640
Great makeup on Schindler's face.

5111
05:15:19,060 --> 05:15:21,840
He really does look like a cherub with a beard.

5112
05:15:22,560 --> 05:15:24,260
He's a real cherubim seraphim.

5113
05:15:24,320 --> 05:15:29,220
You can imagine him floating above the top of the Venus in the shell,

5114
05:15:29,620 --> 05:15:32,160
playing a violin or shooting a fucking harpoon at someone.

5115
05:15:32,600 --> 05:15:33,960
You have some neat looking toys there, Paul.

5116
05:15:33,960 --> 05:15:37,360
If Christmas is for kids, then I guess this...

5117
05:15:37,360 --> 05:15:38,520
Trebuchet.

5118
05:15:38,820 --> 05:15:39,100
Wow.

5119
05:15:39,100 --> 05:15:40,060
Gosh, I missed.

5120
05:15:40,180 --> 05:15:40,920
Well, I'll keep trying.

5121
05:15:41,040 --> 05:15:42,440
This is the...

5122
05:15:42,440 --> 05:15:44,580
We got a trebuchet here.

5123
05:15:45,300 --> 05:15:46,760
I guess this...

5124
05:15:46,760 --> 05:15:47,140
Wow.

5125
05:15:47,360 --> 05:15:48,100
Gosh, I missed.

5126
05:15:48,240 --> 05:15:48,980
Well, I'll keep trying.

5127
05:15:49,140 --> 05:15:50,940
USB trebuchet.

5128
05:15:51,880 --> 05:15:54,680
This is the absolutely hot toy.

5129
05:15:54,940 --> 05:15:56,520
This is the product of the...

5130
05:15:56,520 --> 05:15:57,520
Hot toy.

5131
05:15:57,700 --> 05:16:00,080
Hot computer toy for this Christmas season.

5132
05:16:00,180 --> 05:16:00,960
It's called Toy Shop.

5133
05:16:01,020 --> 05:16:01,820
It's from Broderbund.

5134
05:16:01,880 --> 05:16:02,540
It's $65.

5135
05:16:02,980 --> 05:16:04,600
It's absolutely brilliant.

5136
05:16:04,700 --> 05:16:06,060
Those toys are all made.

5137
05:16:06,920 --> 05:16:08,300
You're not a trebuchet, Eric.

5138
05:16:08,340 --> 05:16:08,880
No, I'm not.

5139
05:16:08,880 --> 05:16:10,160
You're not a killer.

5140
05:16:10,960 --> 05:16:12,340
You're not a catapult.

5141
05:16:12,640 --> 05:16:13,040
No, I'm not.

5142
05:16:13,100 --> 05:16:16,140
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this, or is there a good side to it?

5143
05:16:16,540 --> 05:16:20,300
They're all made from paper plans that come from the computer.

5144
05:16:20,400 --> 05:16:22,720
Now, you say to yourself, well, you could buy a kid a paper plans.

5145
05:16:22,840 --> 05:16:24,600
You know, and all right, so this catapult works.

5146
05:16:24,600 --> 05:16:27,980
I've demonstrated that by shooting a couple of spitwads at you and Stuart.

5147
05:16:28,180 --> 05:16:33,700
This carousel actually turns, and this car actually rolls.

5148
05:16:34,140 --> 05:16:37,480
Now, I'm a ten-fingered klutz, and Broderbund did these for us.

5149
05:16:37,480 --> 05:16:44,220
I'm not sure I could do toys of this level of complexity, but I have done a couple toys out of it.

5150
05:16:44,280 --> 05:16:45,780
I'm going to do several more before Christmas.

5151
05:16:46,200 --> 05:16:48,380
Three great things, two great things about it, really.

5152
05:16:48,540 --> 05:16:51,880
It's a good project to do with your kids, and you can personalize these.

5153
05:16:51,980 --> 05:16:53,640
Put their name in, change the patterns.

5154
05:16:53,800 --> 05:16:58,020
Well, Paul, one of the real appealing things, here's something that you can make a computer do something,

5155
05:16:58,140 --> 05:17:01,000
and actually put something together after you've had the computer do it.

5156
05:17:01,100 --> 05:17:01,500
Exactly.

5157
05:17:01,740 --> 05:17:03,540
And to make it clear, Paul, it really happens on the program.

5158
05:17:03,600 --> 05:17:05,220
It's kind of a little mini CAD cam program, right?

5159
05:17:05,420 --> 05:17:06,280
Exactly, Stuart.

5160
05:17:07,500 --> 05:17:07,860
Exactly.

5161
05:17:08,280 --> 05:17:10,980
Design it, and it prints out on your printer these parts.

5162
05:17:12,240 --> 05:17:14,240
And it prints out on your pr...

5163
05:17:14,240 --> 05:17:17,060
He goes, he's going up, he's really building the fucking...

5164
05:17:17,060 --> 05:17:17,700
He's excited.

5165
05:17:18,080 --> 05:17:18,680
He's excited.

5166
05:17:18,800 --> 05:17:20,540
...together after you've had the computer do it.

5167
05:17:20,680 --> 05:17:21,040
Exactly.

5168
05:17:21,280 --> 05:17:23,060
And to make it clear, Paul, it really happens on the program.

5169
05:17:23,120 --> 05:17:24,720
It's kind of a little mini CAD cam program, right?

5170
05:17:24,920 --> 05:17:25,440
Exactly, Stuart.

5171
05:17:25,440 --> 05:17:30,000
It actually, you design it, and it prints out on your printer these parts, which you then use...

5172
05:17:30,000 --> 05:17:32,840
You then glue together and add wood, and it's...

5173
05:17:32,840 --> 05:17:37,400
So that comes out of your printer, but surely you'd need some special paper for that.

5174
05:17:37,460 --> 05:17:38,880
You know the way printers are, anyway.

5175
05:17:39,100 --> 05:17:41,700
And then, he's saying you connect it to wood or something.

5176
05:17:42,360 --> 05:17:44,620
Printer, these parts, which you then use...

5177
05:17:44,620 --> 05:17:48,500
You then glue together and add wood, and it's so simple...

5178
05:17:48,500 --> 05:17:49,880
You still have to add wood.

5179
05:17:50,240 --> 05:17:51,040
Even I can use it.

5180
05:17:51,100 --> 05:17:51,660
And that's...

5181
05:17:51,660 --> 05:17:52,380
We're talking simple.

5182
05:17:52,440 --> 05:17:53,440
Now, speaking of simple...

5183
05:17:53,440 --> 05:17:54,980
Wood not included.

5184
05:17:55,800 --> 05:17:56,800
Checks will not be honored.

5185
05:17:57,520 --> 05:17:58,900
Not a flying toy.

5186
05:18:00,260 --> 05:18:02,200
You have to go out and get your own wood.

5187
05:18:03,160 --> 05:18:06,180
So, if you live by a forest, that's easier.

5188
05:18:06,320 --> 05:18:10,660
If you have an axe, again, that's going to enhance the wood retrieving experience.

5189
05:18:10,920 --> 05:18:14,620
If you don't, if you're all out of wood, I'm afraid that's...

5190
05:18:14,620 --> 05:18:15,380
Christmas is gone.

5191
05:18:15,480 --> 05:18:16,200
Christmas is ruined.

5192
05:18:16,360 --> 05:18:16,900
What else do you have?

5193
05:18:16,900 --> 05:18:17,780
Quick thing I want to mention.

5194
05:18:17,780 --> 05:18:19,780
The Penmouse Plus from Kurta...

5195
05:18:19,780 --> 05:18:25,580
He wheels out a fucking wood fucking chocking machine.

5196
05:18:26,960 --> 05:18:29,840
This just plugs into your mainframe database.

5197
05:18:29,840 --> 05:18:35,380
And what you do is you feed the logs into it, and it spits out little chunks of wood.

5198
05:18:35,380 --> 05:18:39,020
You can then use to make those paper merry-go-rounds.

5199
05:18:39,020 --> 05:18:40,180
Phoenix, Arizona.

5200
05:18:40,320 --> 05:18:41,800
Brand new, just out of Comdex.

5201
05:18:42,120 --> 05:18:43,700
$300 for people...

5202
05:18:43,700 --> 05:18:45,880
Coming straight out of Comdex.

5203
05:18:46,280 --> 05:18:46,960
Crazy mother.

5204
05:18:47,240 --> 05:18:48,240
You're called Schindler.

5205
05:18:49,040 --> 05:18:51,900
With a lovely writing pad and 10 fingers.

5206
05:18:52,180 --> 05:18:53,240
Or so he says.

5207
05:18:53,360 --> 05:18:55,480
I'd say he has eight fingers and two thumbs.

5208
05:18:55,740 --> 05:18:56,680
Tash McClintock.

5209
05:18:56,760 --> 05:18:57,540
Thank you very much.

5210
05:18:57,540 --> 05:19:01,660
People who don't like mice, this is a little electronic pen.

5211
05:19:02,340 --> 05:19:07,120
And if you move it around on the surface of this, it moves the cursor around on the screen.

5212
05:19:07,180 --> 05:19:09,600
Now we didn't demonstrate that because it took too much time to set up.

5213
05:19:09,980 --> 05:19:12,400
But, you know, allow yourself an hour or two to set this up.

5214
05:19:12,540 --> 05:19:14,000
And if you hate mice, this is an alternative.

5215
05:19:14,000 --> 05:19:15,000
Is it kind of like a koala pad?

5216
05:19:15,120 --> 05:19:16,380
Yes, it's like a koala pad.

5217
05:19:16,400 --> 05:19:18,220
I have to tell, we should...

5218
05:19:18,220 --> 05:19:19,400
Koala pad?

5219
05:19:19,600 --> 05:19:21,800
The fuck is a koala pad when it's at home?

5220
05:19:22,080 --> 05:19:29,440
And I get the feeling that when George interjects, there's kind of a vibe shift slightly down.

5221
05:19:29,560 --> 05:19:33,700
I don't want to offend George in any way, but I mean, people are just kind of going,

5222
05:19:33,820 --> 05:19:35,920
what's he saying now?

5223
05:19:36,180 --> 05:19:36,700
Hate mice.

5224
05:19:37,020 --> 05:19:38,380
Is it kind of like a koala pad?

5225
05:19:38,500 --> 05:19:39,740
Yes, it's like a koala pad.

5226
05:19:39,760 --> 05:19:42,260
I have to tell, we should warn our viewers, though.

5227
05:19:42,380 --> 05:19:43,660
These are...

5228
05:19:43,660 --> 05:19:45,060
This is a little transmitter there.

5229
05:19:45,240 --> 05:19:45,760
Radio transmitter.

5230
05:19:45,880 --> 05:19:47,400
And if you get close to another...

5231
05:19:47,400 --> 05:19:51,440
Stu's king finger has been noted there.

5232
05:19:51,440 --> 05:19:53,320
by Kerry in the chat.

5233
05:19:54,040 --> 05:19:57,300
And I have to say, that is something else.

5234
05:19:57,360 --> 05:19:59,040
It actually is beyond king.

5235
05:20:00,240 --> 05:20:01,960
It's a crazy bit of finger.

5236
05:20:02,100 --> 05:20:02,680
It really is.

5237
05:20:02,700 --> 05:20:04,040
And it's a great catch, Kerry.

5238
05:20:04,140 --> 05:20:04,680
Great catch.

5239
05:20:04,860 --> 05:20:06,040
It's an interesting one.

5240
05:20:06,080 --> 05:20:07,460
I've never noticed that before.

5241
05:20:08,980 --> 05:20:10,100
That's not his index.

5242
05:20:10,180 --> 05:20:10,880
That's his middle.

5243
05:20:11,920 --> 05:20:16,020
But you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a bird flipping.

5244
05:20:17,020 --> 05:20:19,140
Or anything else that he'd be at with that.

5245
05:20:19,300 --> 05:20:20,260
Their RF source.

5246
05:20:20,800 --> 05:20:22,260
An ET job.

5247
05:20:22,680 --> 05:20:23,140
Says Connor.

5248
05:20:23,300 --> 05:20:25,260
Like a television set or a radio.

5249
05:20:25,600 --> 05:20:26,560
You can get some interference.

5250
05:20:26,560 --> 05:20:26,720
Right.

5251
05:20:26,760 --> 05:20:27,680
So don't work it near a TV.

5252
05:20:28,340 --> 05:20:28,700
Wendy.

5253
05:20:29,120 --> 05:20:29,660
What do you...

5254
05:20:29,660 --> 05:20:29,980
Sorry.

5255
05:20:30,140 --> 05:20:30,800
I just...

5256
05:20:31,460 --> 05:20:36,200
Stu's finger got in the way of George's salient point there.

5257
05:20:36,260 --> 05:20:38,380
I need to go back just to hear what George said.

5258
05:20:38,540 --> 05:20:42,260
Because it was a good bit of advice by the sounds of things.

5259
05:20:43,660 --> 05:20:47,000
Des Murphy is speculating that Stu's finger is wooden.

5260
05:20:47,000 --> 05:20:49,000
I have to tell...

5261
05:20:49,000 --> 05:20:50,200
We should warn our viewers.

5262
05:20:50,540 --> 05:20:51,920
I've just noticed something else.

5263
05:20:52,140 --> 05:20:54,440
Look at the fucking curl on the pinky finger.

5264
05:20:54,860 --> 05:20:55,140
When...

5265
05:20:55,140 --> 05:20:56,120
We've been...

5266
05:20:56,120 --> 05:20:59,000
We've been wasting our time on the index.

5267
05:20:59,540 --> 05:21:02,160
But don't sleep on that pinky.

5268
05:21:02,880 --> 05:21:03,420
Let's...

5269
05:21:03,420 --> 05:21:04,680
Look at the curvature on the alternative.

5270
05:21:04,680 --> 05:21:05,860
Is it kind of like a koala pad?

5271
05:21:05,960 --> 05:21:06,200
Is that good?

5272
05:21:06,200 --> 05:21:06,360
Yes.

5273
05:21:06,440 --> 05:21:07,080
It's like a koala pad.

5274
05:21:07,880 --> 05:21:08,880
And look...

5275
05:21:08,880 --> 05:21:09,380
Actually...

5276
05:21:09,380 --> 05:21:11,720
Let's just have a little moment to...

5277
05:21:11,720 --> 05:21:12,380
A side...

5278
05:21:12,380 --> 05:21:13,060
A soliloquy...

5279
05:21:13,060 --> 05:21:14,300
A side hatch moment.

5280
05:21:14,820 --> 05:21:17,620
Called Stu's hand...

5281
05:21:17,620 --> 05:21:18,420
Side moment.

5282
05:21:18,860 --> 05:21:18,960
And...

5283
05:21:18,960 --> 05:21:24,200
It starts off like this.

5284
05:21:24,320 --> 05:21:25,080
Like a swan.

5285
05:21:25,920 --> 05:21:27,680
Niall Flynn says it's a swan's wing.

5286
05:21:27,840 --> 05:21:28,980
But look at the way it starts.

5287
05:21:29,100 --> 05:21:31,940
He makes a point with a limp-wristed point.

5288
05:21:32,120 --> 05:21:32,440
Like...

5289
05:21:32,440 --> 05:21:32,960
Wait a sec.

5290
05:21:34,480 --> 05:21:35,580
It's not limp actually.

5291
05:21:35,580 --> 05:21:37,320
It's actually taut.

5292
05:21:38,180 --> 05:21:38,760
Beg your pardon.

5293
05:21:39,180 --> 05:21:39,880
But look at this.

5294
05:21:40,560 --> 05:21:41,060
Finger...

5295
05:21:41,060 --> 05:21:42,500
King finger extension.

5296
05:21:42,940 --> 05:21:43,860
And look at the Pincus.

5297
05:21:44,480 --> 05:21:46,120
Pincus starts to curve in.

5298
05:21:46,560 --> 05:21:47,080
Where's that?

5299
05:21:47,360 --> 05:21:48,660
Where's the pink going?

5300
05:21:49,080 --> 05:21:49,720
Where's...

5301
05:21:49,720 --> 05:21:51,600
Fucking...

5302
05:21:51,600 --> 05:21:54,160
John Virgo here should have actually started going.

5303
05:21:54,520 --> 05:21:55,980
Where's the pinky going?

5304
05:21:56,380 --> 05:21:57,800
Where's the pinky going?

5305
05:21:57,900 --> 05:21:59,040
Because let's just see this.

5306
05:21:59,040 --> 05:21:59,980
And if you hate mice...

5307
05:21:59,980 --> 05:22:00,500
This is an alternative.

5308
05:22:00,500 --> 05:22:01,340
Is it kind of like a koala pad?

5309
05:22:01,440 --> 05:22:01,800
Yes.

5310
05:22:01,900 --> 05:22:02,720
It's like a koala pad.

5311
05:22:03,420 --> 05:22:05,080
I'm going to slow it down for you.

5312
05:22:05,120 --> 05:22:06,860
So you can see what I'm talking about.

5313
05:22:08,340 --> 05:22:09,980
Check out the curvature on this.

5314
05:22:10,820 --> 05:22:13,220
I didn't even know it was possible to do this with your fingers.

5315
05:22:14,140 --> 05:22:15,720
It goes up like that.

5316
05:22:20,820 --> 05:22:21,920
Crazy bit of business.

5317
05:22:22,500 --> 05:22:23,140
Viewers though.

5318
05:22:23,220 --> 05:22:24,460
These are...

5319
05:22:24,460 --> 05:22:25,920
This is a little transmitter there.

5320
05:22:26,060 --> 05:22:26,420
Radio...

5321
05:22:26,420 --> 05:22:27,440
Look at that.

5322
05:22:28,860 --> 05:22:30,900
The geometry of it is...

5323
05:22:30,900 --> 05:22:31,940
Is insane.

5324
05:22:32,660 --> 05:22:35,520
And if you get close to another RF source...

5325
05:22:35,520 --> 05:22:37,380
Like a television set or a radio...

5326
05:22:37,380 --> 05:22:38,660
You can get some interference.

5327
05:22:38,660 --> 05:22:38,820
Right.

5328
05:22:38,860 --> 05:22:39,780
So don't work on your TV.

5329
05:22:41,140 --> 05:22:43,880
So don't work on your TV with the...

5330
05:22:43,880 --> 05:22:45,060
Whatever the fuck this is.

5331
05:22:45,120 --> 05:22:45,680
This pad.

5332
05:22:45,860 --> 05:22:46,380
This...

5333
05:22:46,380 --> 05:22:49,760
Textron or fucking Wacom.

5334
05:22:50,100 --> 05:22:51,960
Graphics tablet or whatever the fuck it is.

5335
05:22:53,280 --> 05:22:56,360
Just another quick moment to admire the cufflink.

5336
05:22:56,600 --> 05:22:57,840
Pink shirt and cufflinks.

5337
05:22:58,500 --> 05:23:01,160
And then this big, big bling scenario here.

5338
05:23:02,560 --> 05:23:03,280
Imagine...

5339
05:23:03,280 --> 05:23:06,840
You won't want to be on the receiving end of a smack from Schindler.

5340
05:23:09,240 --> 05:23:09,640
This...

5341
05:23:09,640 --> 05:23:11,200
It moves the cursor around...

5342
05:23:11,200 --> 05:23:12,820
Schindler's fist.

5343
05:23:13,140 --> 05:23:15,080
You wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that.

5344
05:23:15,140 --> 05:23:18,480
Otherwise you'd get a fucking sovereign imprint onto your head.

5345
05:23:19,480 --> 05:23:20,320
To set this up.

5346
05:23:20,440 --> 05:23:21,880
We should warn our viewers though.

5347
05:23:21,980 --> 05:23:22,380
These...

5348
05:23:22,380 --> 05:23:23,260
These are...

5349
05:23:23,260 --> 05:23:24,680
This is a little transmitter there.

5350
05:23:24,820 --> 05:23:25,380
Radio transmitter.

5351
05:23:25,480 --> 05:23:28,000
And if you get close to another RF source...

5352
05:23:28,000 --> 05:23:28,520
Like a...

5353
05:23:28,520 --> 05:23:29,500
It'll explode.

5354
05:23:29,880 --> 05:23:30,660
And you'll die.

5355
05:23:30,840 --> 05:23:31,920
Television set or a radio...

5356
05:23:31,920 --> 05:23:32,840
You can get some...

5357
05:23:32,840 --> 05:23:34,320
You can get fisted.

5358
05:23:34,400 --> 05:23:36,580
So don't have your TV switched on.

5359
05:23:36,660 --> 05:23:37,760
You can get some interference.

5360
05:23:37,760 --> 05:23:37,940
Right.

5361
05:23:37,960 --> 05:23:38,880
So don't work on your TV.

5362
05:23:39,540 --> 05:23:39,900
Wendy.

5363
05:23:40,720 --> 05:23:40,980
Right.

5364
05:23:41,040 --> 05:23:41,920
So don't work on your TV.

5365
05:23:42,360 --> 05:23:42,900
What do you have?

5366
05:23:43,020 --> 05:23:44,760
Oh, this is a great game from...

5367
05:23:44,760 --> 05:23:45,820
Wendy's after you.

5368
05:23:45,960 --> 05:23:47,060
And they've moved seats.

5369
05:23:47,200 --> 05:23:49,320
It's a real lovely fucking musical chair.

5370
05:23:49,320 --> 05:23:49,940
scenario.

5371
05:23:51,360 --> 05:23:53,320
Handheld king finger device.

5372
05:23:53,440 --> 05:23:54,260
From Electronic Arts.

5373
05:23:54,360 --> 05:23:56,520
Called Thomas Dishes Amnesia.

5374
05:23:57,340 --> 05:23:58,900
EA Sports.

5375
05:23:59,580 --> 05:24:00,800
It's amnesia in the game.

5376
05:24:00,900 --> 05:24:01,960
It's the game amnesia.

5377
05:24:03,040 --> 05:24:03,480
Look at that.

5378
05:24:03,500 --> 05:24:04,220
It looks terrible.

5379
05:24:04,560 --> 05:24:05,700
Whatever the hell it is.

5380
05:24:05,760 --> 05:24:06,280
I'm excited.

5381
05:24:06,600 --> 05:24:09,020
Oh, this is a great game from Electronic Arts.

5382
05:24:09,140 --> 05:24:11,260
Called Thomas Dishes Amnesia.

5383
05:24:11,900 --> 05:24:13,360
Now what this is, is...

5384
05:24:13,360 --> 05:24:15,860
It leaves you in the beginning without any...

5385
05:24:15,860 --> 05:24:16,680
Sorry.

5386
05:24:17,560 --> 05:24:18,520
I just want to see this.

5387
05:24:19,140 --> 05:24:21,140
Thomas Dishes Amnesia.

5388
05:24:21,260 --> 05:24:22,800
Never heard of Thomas Dish.

5389
05:24:22,880 --> 05:24:23,720
Don't know who he is.

5390
05:24:26,760 --> 05:24:28,460
I've never heard of the game as well.

5391
05:24:28,640 --> 05:24:32,900
There might have been a collective amnesia in the industry after it flopped so hard.

5392
05:24:33,020 --> 05:24:34,180
Clothes on in a hotel room.

5393
05:24:35,900 --> 05:24:36,560
What she's saying?

5394
05:24:36,560 --> 05:24:37,620
You've got your clothes on.

5395
05:24:37,680 --> 05:24:38,780
You're in a hotel room.

5396
05:24:39,820 --> 05:24:43,240
You have a Willy Wonka fucking scenario going on with...

5397
05:24:43,240 --> 05:24:46,220
Looks like Vegas or Times Square behind you.

5398
05:24:46,280 --> 05:24:47,020
I don't know what this is.

5399
05:24:47,080 --> 05:24:48,140
You don't know how you got there.

5400
05:24:48,280 --> 05:24:49,300
This is a family show.

5401
05:24:49,360 --> 05:25:01,440
This is a family show.

5402
05:25:01,440 --> 05:25:02,440
Okay.

5403
05:25:02,440 --> 05:25:04,480
You have to get clothes.

5404
05:25:04,480 --> 05:25:06,180
You have to figure out why you're there.

5405
05:25:06,180 --> 05:25:07,680
You have to figure out what your name is.

5406
05:25:08,100 --> 05:25:12,360
And it's the most ambitious text adventure that apparently has ever been created.

5407
05:25:13,280 --> 05:25:15,200
So the character at the beginning has amnesia basically.

5408
05:25:15,280 --> 05:25:16,180
You don't know what anything is.

5409
05:25:16,280 --> 05:25:16,600
That's right.

5410
05:25:17,060 --> 05:25:18,520
She's just said that, Stu.

5411
05:25:18,940 --> 05:25:19,920
She's just said that.

5412
05:25:20,080 --> 05:25:20,300
That's right.

5413
05:25:20,300 --> 05:25:21,220
There's no clothes.

5414
05:25:21,400 --> 05:25:22,020
There's two...

5415
05:25:22,020 --> 05:25:24,480
No clothes?

5416
05:25:24,780 --> 05:25:25,220
Really?

5417
05:25:25,700 --> 05:25:27,420
Can you show me?

5418
05:25:27,920 --> 05:25:29,260
Would that be a problem?

5419
05:25:30,060 --> 05:25:31,540
I can erase the data.

5420
05:25:31,720 --> 05:25:32,920
No money, no food, nothing.

5421
05:25:32,920 --> 05:25:34,580
All the games from Electronic Arts are great.

5422
05:25:34,660 --> 05:25:39,120
I hate to give any company a blanket endorsement, but I've never played a bummer from these guys.

5423
05:25:39,220 --> 05:25:40,360
Well, this has been fascinating.

5424
05:25:40,540 --> 05:25:43,600
Everybody who has been over at my house playing this has enjoyed it.

5425
05:25:43,860 --> 05:25:44,780
It comes with a map.

5426
05:25:45,120 --> 05:25:46,260
It's a piece of paper.

5427
05:25:46,260 --> 05:25:50,360
Of the Manhattan subway system, which is programmed into the discs.

5428
05:25:51,260 --> 05:25:52,380
Okay, it's the same game.

5429
05:25:52,480 --> 05:25:53,120
It's the same game.

5430
05:25:53,400 --> 05:25:57,540
It's like a proto-GCA where you get the map with the game.

5431
05:25:58,000 --> 05:25:59,460
That's one way to learn how to use the subway system.

5432
05:25:59,760 --> 05:26:00,460
Cross street indicator.

5433
05:26:00,600 --> 05:26:00,820
Wow.

5434
05:26:01,380 --> 05:26:05,820
It comes with a telephone directory of mysterious names, which are clues.

5435
05:26:05,920 --> 05:26:07,340
Including the FBI, I see.

5436
05:26:07,480 --> 05:26:08,360
Guide to New York City.

5437
05:26:08,580 --> 05:26:08,820
Right.

5438
05:26:09,880 --> 05:26:13,480
Schindler has never played a bummer from Electronic Arts.

5439
05:26:13,960 --> 05:26:14,400
Anyway.

5440
05:26:14,760 --> 05:26:16,100
And it's a text adventure game.

5441
05:26:16,100 --> 05:26:18,540
It's a text adventure game, and you go through this.

5442
05:26:19,020 --> 05:26:22,380
Here, for instance, it's just presented you in the room.

5443
05:26:22,580 --> 05:26:23,800
You don't know what's going on.

5444
05:26:23,880 --> 05:26:24,260
First command is get up.

5445
05:26:24,260 --> 05:26:25,960
Wendy, does it always have the same outcome?

5446
05:26:26,080 --> 05:26:26,740
Do you always...

5447
05:26:26,740 --> 05:26:27,140
No.

5448
05:26:27,740 --> 05:26:30,500
Do you always have your no clothes on?

5449
05:26:30,780 --> 05:26:31,000
Oh.

5450
05:26:31,140 --> 05:26:31,680
I have...

5451
05:26:31,680 --> 05:26:33,940
So far, I've been playing this maybe five or six times.

5452
05:26:34,400 --> 05:26:36,740
First of all, I've ended up being convicted of murder.

5453
05:26:37,080 --> 05:26:38,700
Being tried and executed.

5454
05:26:39,760 --> 05:26:41,000
Get up a guest on the computer.

5455
05:26:41,080 --> 05:26:41,360
Chronic...

5456
05:26:41,360 --> 05:26:45,660
I think we have to boot this up on a fucking old system virtual machine.

5457
05:26:46,140 --> 05:26:48,400
I said that last time, though, about...

5458
05:26:48,400 --> 05:26:50,860
They had a game called Voyeur.

5459
05:26:53,120 --> 05:26:54,340
Windows DOS game.

5460
05:26:54,420 --> 05:26:55,340
95 job.

5461
05:26:56,020 --> 05:26:57,760
And it was so slow and crap.

5462
05:26:57,960 --> 05:27:02,300
I don't think it actually works, and that's why we didn't progress that further through it.

5463
05:27:02,300 --> 05:27:14,520
I do remember last year starting off in earnest trying to watch all the full motion video cutscenes from a FBI-CIA game that featured real live-action scenes.

5464
05:27:15,060 --> 05:27:15,660
Low-res.

5465
05:27:16,100 --> 05:27:18,140
Because of the time, the era that it was.

5466
05:27:18,400 --> 05:27:20,000
And we couldn't really get through it.

5467
05:27:20,320 --> 05:27:22,200
It did have people like Michael...

5468
05:27:22,200 --> 05:27:24,040
I don't think it had Michael Ironside in it.

5469
05:27:24,980 --> 05:27:26,820
But it did have people of that ilk.

5470
05:27:27,720 --> 05:27:33,540
Late 80s, early 90s stalwarts of kind of Hollywood schlock-era films.

5471
05:27:35,060 --> 05:27:36,260
And if you can...

5472
05:27:36,260 --> 05:27:42,120
If anyone could remind me of what the fucking name of the game was, I'll happily go back and watch the end of that.

5473
05:27:42,120 --> 05:27:43,340
Chronicles Christmas show.

5474
05:27:44,660 --> 05:27:47,080
I've gone to Purgatory.

5475
05:27:48,740 --> 05:27:50,560
I've ended up on the streets of New York.

5476
05:27:50,560 --> 05:27:51,660
Wendy, I have one more toy there.

5477
05:27:51,720 --> 05:27:52,480
We have a little bit of time.

5478
05:27:52,560 --> 05:27:53,360
Show me what your other toy is.

5479
05:27:53,360 --> 05:27:53,600
Okay.

5480
05:27:53,900 --> 05:27:55,120
This is a real cheapie.

5481
05:27:55,300 --> 05:27:55,580
$10.

5482
05:27:56,220 --> 05:27:56,400
Great.

5483
05:27:56,480 --> 05:27:57,300
Stocking stuffer.

5484
05:27:57,440 --> 05:27:58,780
It's called the Chocolate Bite.

5485
05:27:58,820 --> 05:28:01,140
It's created by the Chocolate Software Company.

5486
05:28:01,280 --> 05:28:03,320
Only three months right around the Christmas season...

5487
05:28:03,320 --> 05:28:06,820
The Chocolate Software and a lovely spike of the camera there.

5488
05:28:07,420 --> 05:28:08,040
From Wenders.

5489
05:28:09,380 --> 05:28:09,740
Wenders.

5490
05:28:13,160 --> 05:28:14,880
You find this in retail stores.

5491
05:28:15,440 --> 05:28:16,860
It's pure chocolate.

5492
05:28:16,860 --> 05:28:17,280
Oh, dear.

5493
05:28:17,280 --> 05:28:22,060
And that's a lovely sound clip that needs to be done.

5494
05:28:22,440 --> 05:28:23,400
Wendy saying,

5495
05:28:23,960 --> 05:28:25,500
It's pure chocolate.

5496
05:28:25,760 --> 05:28:28,080
In the Christmas season, can you find this in retail stores?

5497
05:28:28,720 --> 05:28:30,080
It's pure chocolate.

5498
05:28:30,220 --> 05:28:32,000
And it's very, very good.

5499
05:28:32,180 --> 05:28:32,600
In the shape of a plot.

5500
05:28:33,420 --> 05:28:39,380
If fucking Schindler didn't overcut her there, we would have a beautiful clip of her saying,

5501
05:28:39,540 --> 05:28:41,200
It's pure chocolate.

5502
05:28:41,640 --> 05:28:43,740
And it's very, very good.

5503
05:28:44,140 --> 05:28:45,660
But Schindler had to get in there.

5504
05:28:47,460 --> 05:28:48,800
Hand on the arm as well.

5505
05:28:48,860 --> 05:28:49,780
Would that be allowed these days?

5506
05:28:49,780 --> 05:28:50,100
In the shape of a floppy disk.

5507
05:28:50,100 --> 05:28:51,100
Can you open it up? Can we see what it is?

5508
05:28:51,100 --> 05:28:52,100
Uh, well, it's a little broken here, but...

5509
05:28:52,100 --> 05:28:53,100
Oh, you messed it up.

5510
05:28:53,100 --> 05:28:53,100
Anyway.

5511
05:28:53,100 --> 05:29:10,380
Hang on. Is this a fucking tech show? Does chocolate come with the game? Or... How does it not melt?

5512
05:29:10,380 --> 05:29:16,660
Sorry, I just need to go back to the beginning again and not talk shy, because...

5513
05:29:16,660 --> 05:29:21,120
It's called the Chocolate Bite. It's created by the chocolate software company.

5514
05:29:21,240 --> 05:29:24,600
Only three months right around the Christmas season can you find this in retail stores.

5515
05:29:24,940 --> 05:29:26,580
It's pure chocolate.

5516
05:29:26,720 --> 05:29:28,500
And it's very, very good.

5517
05:29:28,600 --> 05:29:29,400
In the shape of a floppy disk.

5518
05:29:29,400 --> 05:29:30,960
In the shape of a five and a quarter inch floppy disk.

5519
05:29:30,960 --> 05:29:32,220
Can you open it up? Can we see what it is?

5520
05:29:32,560 --> 05:29:34,380
Well, it's a little broken here, but...

5521
05:29:34,380 --> 05:29:38,800
So it's just a fucking chocolate mold for Christmas.

5522
05:29:38,800 --> 05:29:40,440
and they find it hilarious.

5523
05:29:42,240 --> 05:29:43,920
Okay, like most floppy do's.

5524
05:29:44,160 --> 05:29:44,860
Yes, that's right.

5525
05:29:45,000 --> 05:29:46,040
It's easy to...

5526
05:29:46,040 --> 05:29:48,640
Got a little hole there in the middle of it.

5527
05:29:49,800 --> 05:29:50,600
Very good.

5528
05:29:50,980 --> 05:29:51,480
It is good.

5529
05:29:51,580 --> 05:29:52,700
I've had two of them myself.

5530
05:29:52,700 --> 05:29:52,940
Good chocolate.

5531
05:29:52,960 --> 05:29:52,960
Good chocolate.

5532
05:29:52,960 --> 05:29:52,960
Good chocolate.

5533
05:29:52,960 --> 05:29:52,960
Good chocolate.

5534
05:29:52,960 --> 05:29:53,060
Good chocolate.

5535
05:29:53,060 --> 05:29:53,120
Good chocolate.

5536
05:29:53,120 --> 05:29:53,540
Good chocolate.

5537
05:29:53,540 --> 05:29:53,640
Good chocolate.

5538
05:29:55,100 --> 05:29:56,880
She keeps on saying chocolate.

5539
05:29:57,140 --> 05:29:58,080
Good chocolate.

5540
05:30:00,680 --> 05:30:01,800
It's chocolate.

5541
05:30:02,320 --> 05:30:03,400
It's easy to...

5542
05:30:03,400 --> 05:30:04,300
It's very good.

5543
05:30:04,640 --> 05:30:05,160
It is good.

5544
05:30:05,260 --> 05:30:06,360
I've had two of them myself.

5545
05:30:06,360 --> 05:30:06,640
Good chocolate.

5546
05:30:06,640 --> 05:30:06,660
Good chocolate.

5547
05:30:06,660 --> 05:30:06,700
Good chocolate.

5548
05:30:06,920 --> 05:30:07,120
Good chocolate.

5549
05:30:07,120 --> 05:30:08,300
It is very good chocolate.

5550
05:30:08,300 --> 05:30:10,000
Lovely floppy chocolate.

5551
05:30:10,300 --> 05:30:11,860
Good, great chocolate.

5552
05:30:12,720 --> 05:30:13,820
It's floppy, isn't it?

5553
05:30:14,660 --> 05:30:15,980
I've had some myself.

5554
05:30:16,340 --> 05:30:17,820
It looks like a floppy do's.

5555
05:30:17,820 --> 05:30:18,360
It's chocolate.

5556
05:30:19,420 --> 05:30:19,780
Okay.

5557
05:30:20,260 --> 05:30:22,520
She just said one more chocolate at the end of there.

5558
05:30:22,820 --> 05:30:23,200
It is good.

5559
05:30:23,260 --> 05:30:24,120
I've had two of them myself.

5560
05:30:24,120 --> 05:30:24,660
Good chocolate.

5561
05:30:24,660 --> 05:30:24,660
Good chocolate.

5562
05:30:24,660 --> 05:30:24,660
Good chocolate.

5563
05:30:24,660 --> 05:30:26,500
It is very good chocolate.

5564
05:30:27,280 --> 05:30:27,640
Okay.

5565
05:30:28,260 --> 05:30:30,200
Well, I think that's about all the time we have.

5566
05:30:30,260 --> 05:30:32,480
We've seen lots of great toys here for kids, for grown-ups.

5567
05:30:32,720 --> 05:30:34,640
If you have a computer, if you know somebody who has a computer,

5568
05:30:34,740 --> 05:30:35,860
here's some suggestions for you.

5569
05:30:36,060 --> 05:30:36,900
Thanks for being with us.

5570
05:30:36,940 --> 05:30:39,140
We'll be back in just a minute with this week's computer news.

5571
05:30:39,540 --> 05:30:40,500
Computer news.

5572
05:30:41,560 --> 05:30:42,540
Nintendo's Game Boy.

5573
05:30:52,540 --> 05:31:03,060
Beautiful random access segment with Stu and not Janelle Stelzen or whoever else he eventually used to get to do the fucking random access seg.

5574
05:31:03,060 --> 05:31:04,560
Access file this week.

5575
05:31:04,620 --> 05:31:09,960
As we get closer to the new year, rumors keep building about IBM's plans for new computers in 1987.

5576
05:31:10,700 --> 05:31:19,100
Leading the speculation is the expected unveiling of the PC2, a $1,000 PC featuring 3.5-inch drives, expanded memory, and enhanced graphics.

5577
05:31:19,460 --> 05:31:25,640
The PC2 reportedly will use a modified 8086 chip that will enable it to outperform existing PC clones.

5578
05:31:26,160 --> 05:31:32,860
Analysts say the next step will be a flood of new software to take advantage of the new PC2 design, software that will not run on the clones.

5579
05:31:33,300 --> 05:31:35,680
The rumor mill has it that IBM will unveil football.

5580
05:31:35,680 --> 05:31:36,120
Football.

5581
05:31:36,680 --> 05:31:38,120
The PC2 in a Super Bowl commercial.

5582
05:31:38,500 --> 05:31:42,200
And of course, there are the usual rumors that Apple will unveil a new computer in the Super Bowl.

5583
05:31:42,720 --> 05:31:48,740
Let's take a segue out of here and go and find that PC2 commercial.

5584
05:31:50,700 --> 05:31:52,560
PC2 Super Bowl.

5585
05:31:55,500 --> 05:31:56,020
Commercial.

5586
05:31:57,960 --> 05:32:01,040
Probably not even there, but there is the Apple one.

5587
05:32:06,740 --> 05:32:10,220
Super Bowl, possibly an MS-DOS compatible Macintosh.

5588
05:32:10,640 --> 05:32:18,780
Other predictions for 1987 include the IBM version of a 386 machine, again using a specially modified version of the Intel 80386 chip.

5589
05:32:18,780 --> 05:32:28,080
And finally, IBM will supposedly introduce an upgraded version of the PC convertible, featuring a better screen, built-in modem, 640K, and an optional hard drive.

5590
05:32:28,740 --> 05:32:34,120
Ashton Tate says it will be coming out with subsets of its D-Base 3 program for 386 computers.

5591
05:32:35,380 --> 05:32:35,940
Unbundled.

5592
05:32:36,060 --> 05:32:43,040
The company says it will unbundle D-Base 3 so that the program's separate modules can take advantage of the power of the new 386 chip.

5593
05:32:43,640 --> 05:32:50,300
Commodore says its Quantum Link online service has now become the second biggest online service for computer users, trailing only CompuServe.

5594
05:32:50,700 --> 05:32:58,700
Quantum Link currently is only for Commodore users, but the company says it plans to open up the online service to IBM and Apple users sometime in 1987.

5595
05:32:58,700 --> 05:33:05,880
For years now, people have been worrying about the possible health effects of sitting in front of a video display terminal for hours on end.

5596
05:33:06,300 --> 05:33:06,560
Now...

5597
05:33:06,560 --> 05:33:08,040
This appeals to me now.

5598
05:33:08,560 --> 05:33:13,020
But I like the way that he's moved from the random access to a more serious tone.

5599
05:33:13,420 --> 05:33:19,220
Now two doctors in Pennsylvania say the problem is not radiation from the screen, it's lack of circulation in the fanny.

5600
05:33:19,220 --> 05:33:20,220
The doctors...

5601
05:33:20,220 --> 05:33:26,580
Sitting in front of a video display terminal for hours on end.

5602
05:33:26,880 --> 05:33:32,900
Now two doctors in Pennsylvania say the problem is not radiation from the screen, it's lack of circulation in the fanny.

5603
05:33:33,160 --> 05:33:42,020
The doctors say they found evidence of blood clots in the thighs of computer users resulting from sitting in one position in front of a computer for an extended period of time.

5604
05:33:42,020 --> 05:33:48,200
The doctors say you should get up and walk around every now and then to stimulate circulation in the lower half of your body.

5605
05:33:48,640 --> 05:33:51,840
Time for a look at software and here's our reviewer, Paul Schindler.

5606
05:33:52,660 --> 05:34:00,780
Beautiful new soundbite and they're really fucking giving us a Christmas miracle here with a lovely extra bit of Schindler.

5607
05:34:01,660 --> 05:34:05,800
This is a DVD extras of Schindler but what's the story with the fucking picture there, look.

5608
05:34:07,600 --> 05:34:10,200
The man sitting down with his head in his hands crying.

5609
05:34:11,120 --> 05:34:12,960
This is just in Schindler's office, like.

5610
05:34:15,620 --> 05:34:18,200
Vi- Viper Schneek, thank you very much for the tip there.

5611
05:34:21,300 --> 05:34:24,100
This is bizarre, the stance is bizarre.

5612
05:34:30,160 --> 05:34:31,100
This package is...

5613
05:34:31,100 --> 05:34:36,300
Why did he need to have his left hand down underneath there?

5614
05:34:36,300 --> 05:34:37,100
What was...

5615
05:34:37,100 --> 05:34:37,300
What...

5616
05:34:37,300 --> 05:34:42,500
He's snookering someone.

5617
05:34:42,500 --> 05:34:44,200
...in the eye today.

5618
05:34:44,480 --> 05:34:46,600
This package is so spectacular that...

5619
05:34:46,600 --> 05:34:47,660
Well, let's go to the screen.

5620
05:34:48,100 --> 05:34:51,520
You're looking at Perspective, the best graphics package produced so far.

5621
05:34:51,900 --> 05:34:54,740
The data for all these graphics comes from simple spreadsheets.

5622
05:34:55,040 --> 05:34:58,700
They're controlled by five function keys, clearly indicated by a large menu.

5623
05:34:58,940 --> 05:35:03,580
Get a load of this first set of selections that allow you to decide what kind of 3D graphics you want to draw.

5624
05:35:03,920 --> 05:35:05,280
There are 32 choices here.

5625
05:35:05,580 --> 05:35:06,840
You just point at the one you want.

5626
05:35:07,280 --> 05:35:10,680
Then from another menu, you select the view you want from a menu of 16 angles.

5627
05:35:11,040 --> 05:35:13,840
Plus, if you don't like any of the 16 views that Perspective offers you,

5628
05:35:14,040 --> 05:35:17,180
there's a rotation section which lets you look at graphs any way you want.

5629
05:35:17,180 --> 05:35:22,460
Even if you don't want to change perspectives on a graph, this section of the program is fun to play with as a toy.

5630
05:35:22,900 --> 05:35:26,180
Finally, the size and location of the labels can be adjusted easily.

5631
05:35:26,600 --> 05:35:29,140
And this program will soon be available in color.

5632
05:35:29,560 --> 05:35:33,700
Perspective is $300 from 3D graphics in Pacific Palisades, California.

5633
05:35:34,100 --> 05:35:36,300
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

5634
05:35:36,880 --> 05:35:40,860
Business Week magazine says this should be a good Christmas season for software sales.

5635
05:35:41,020 --> 05:35:44,360
Best sellers are expected to be home printing programs like...

5636
05:35:44,360 --> 05:35:47,580
Schindler's Fist, thank you very much for your tip, and Viper Snake as well.

5637
05:35:47,640 --> 05:35:50,420
Can you do the old Maurice Pratt-Quinsworth ads?

5638
05:35:51,060 --> 05:35:51,900
I'll have a look, maybe.

5639
05:35:51,980 --> 05:35:53,180
I don't know if I've seen those before.

5640
05:35:53,300 --> 05:35:57,440
...and adventure games, especially Infocom's new Leather Goddesses of Phobos.

5641
05:35:57,980 --> 05:36:02,600
If you're still looking for Christmas gift ideas, we have yet a few more tips for you from other sources.

5642
05:36:02,780 --> 05:36:08,280
Syndicated computer columnist John Dvorak likes a new game for the Macintosh called Smash Hit Racquetball.

5643
05:36:08,620 --> 05:36:12,140
And for the PC crowd, he picks Travelling Sidekick as a great gift item.

5644
05:36:12,580 --> 05:36:17,580
On the hardware side, Dvorak suggests the BecTech Fan in Mac, a cooling fan for the Macintosh,

5645
05:36:17,740 --> 05:36:22,640
or the Curtis computer toolkit, including pin straighteners, chip pullers, and other goodies.

5646
05:36:23,460 --> 05:36:27,820
And Family Computing magazine has come up with its picks for the best computer gifts of the season.

5647
05:36:27,920 --> 05:36:32,460
In hardware, the magazine picks the Atari 1040ST as the best deal in a computer.

5648
05:36:32,460 --> 05:36:44,240
Thank you very much, Kitty Boo. He's really stretching this last segment out. There's not much going on in it.

5649
05:36:44,340 --> 05:36:46,100
...you see, multi-sync is the best monitor.

5650
05:36:46,200 --> 05:36:51,200
I want to skip forward to the fuckin' 90s slash noughties.

5651
05:36:51,200 --> 05:37:03,360
But I really think we fuckin' overdid it last year and watched all the Christmas Buying Guide episodes of the Computer Chronicles. Thank you very much, Jackie, for the tip there.

5652
05:37:03,360 --> 05:37:07,360
And the Leading Edge Model L as the best deal in a modem.

5653
05:37:07,360 --> 05:37:17,440
Finally, public television station WGBH in Boston has come up with an innovative way to raise money and take advantage of the high number of computer users in the Boston area.

5654
05:37:17,440 --> 05:37:23,060
In February, WGBH will be conducting the world's first online auction as a fundraiser.

5655
05:37:23,480 --> 05:37:30,000
Over 400 computer-related items will be up for bid and all the action will take place online, not on the air.

5656
05:37:30,300 --> 05:37:34,820
That means you can participate in the auction and watch Masterpiece Theater at the same time.

5657
05:37:35,140 --> 05:37:37,280
That's it for this week's Chronicles. We'll see you next time.

5658
05:37:39,780 --> 05:37:45,580
The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge, makers of IBM-compatible computer systems,

5659
05:37:45,580 --> 05:37:53,700
including Lotus look-alike spreadsheet, word processing with spelling correction, communication software, and Haze-compatible 1200 baud modem.

5660
05:37:53,700 --> 05:37:57,700
Leading Edge, with over 1,000 service centers nationwide.

5661
05:37:59,060 --> 05:38:02,340
Additional funding is provided by McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte.

5662
05:38:02,340 --> 05:38:06,000
Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software, and...

5663
05:38:06,000 --> 05:38:06,900
This is the...

5664
05:38:06,900 --> 05:38:11,320
McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte.

5665
05:38:11,320 --> 05:38:15,460
Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software, and languages,

5666
05:38:15,460 --> 05:38:18,220
cover developments in computer technology worldwide.

5667
05:38:21,220 --> 05:38:28,200
And the finishing shot may be a montage of the excellent array of products that were shown there.

5668
05:38:28,320 --> 05:38:30,840
That's the Sesame Street fucking yoke.

5669
05:38:32,420 --> 05:38:34,200
There we have a calculator.

5670
05:38:34,580 --> 05:38:37,840
There's Norton Utilities, George's pick,

5671
05:38:38,220 --> 05:38:40,100
which was a bit of a stinker, in my opinion.

5672
05:38:40,260 --> 05:38:42,880
Don't compute without it, said the New York Times.

5673
05:38:43,440 --> 05:38:44,200
At the time.

5674
05:38:55,980 --> 05:38:57,620
Hey, check this out, look.

5675
05:38:57,680 --> 05:39:00,340
There was a guy who worked on it called Ray Manlove.

5676
05:39:01,100 --> 05:39:02,180
Crazy enough.

5677
05:39:03,260 --> 05:39:04,520
And Mike Patterson.

5678
05:39:04,660 --> 05:39:07,360
Maybe a relation to fucking Janelle Patterson.

5679
05:39:12,740 --> 05:39:14,000
Charlie Carnes.

5680
05:39:14,160 --> 05:39:15,040
Michelle Lackey.

5681
05:39:15,340 --> 05:39:16,260
Ray Manlove.

5682
05:39:20,320 --> 05:39:21,360
Apple Computer.

5683
05:39:21,860 --> 05:39:23,400
Budget Rents Furniture.

5684
05:39:27,480 --> 05:39:28,800
And there we have...

5685
05:39:28,800 --> 05:39:31,360
Amnesia Video Game.

5686
05:39:34,800 --> 05:39:36,140
Amnesia Video Game.

5687
05:39:36,240 --> 05:39:38,780
See, if I type that into Google or YouTube,

5688
05:39:38,960 --> 05:39:41,580
you probably get Amnesia Dark Descent.

5689
05:39:42,420 --> 05:39:45,020
But what I want to see is this thing in action,

5690
05:39:45,260 --> 05:39:47,020
because she was describing it.

5691
05:39:47,380 --> 05:39:51,800
But it says it's Thomas Something's Amnesia.

5692
05:39:52,520 --> 05:39:53,880
Thomas Something's Amnesia.

5693
05:39:53,880 --> 05:40:03,500
I don't think Heavy Rain is on the cards just yet,

5694
05:40:03,640 --> 05:40:07,840
because I'd really be wanting to maybe get another Shafé in.

5695
05:40:08,960 --> 05:40:13,540
Might be worth starting at some point later, or I don't know.

5696
05:40:13,760 --> 05:40:14,180
We'll see.

5697
05:40:15,360 --> 05:40:15,900
Net Cafe.

5698
05:40:16,360 --> 05:40:19,020
It would be great to have a Christmas-themed Net Cafe.

5699
05:40:19,020 --> 05:40:20,420
Right?

5700
05:40:20,540 --> 05:40:22,720
I want to see Amnesia.

5701
05:40:22,980 --> 05:40:24,940
Search Amnesia 1986.

5702
05:40:34,980 --> 05:40:36,760
So it's a text adventure.

5703
05:40:38,180 --> 05:40:39,980
You got Amnesia Nightclub.

5704
05:40:41,460 --> 05:40:43,320
This is the full game of 46.

5705
05:40:43,540 --> 05:40:44,440
So there's no...

5706
05:40:44,440 --> 05:40:45,100
It's just...

5707
05:40:45,100 --> 05:40:46,780
Also, it's text, so there's no pictures.

5708
05:40:47,340 --> 05:40:49,920
It's just you use your mind to imagine everything.

5709
05:40:49,980 --> 05:40:51,840
This is also a weird game.

5710
05:40:53,500 --> 05:40:57,300
We will see how frustrating it is.

5711
05:41:01,140 --> 05:41:03,540
It isn't coming through, Johnson Lobster.

5712
05:41:03,780 --> 05:41:04,420
It isn't coming...

5713
05:41:04,420 --> 05:41:07,040
Because there's no links coming up in the chat.

5714
05:41:07,260 --> 05:41:07,740
It's...

5715
05:41:07,740 --> 05:41:08,040
It's...

5716
05:41:08,040 --> 05:41:09,040
But this will do.

5717
05:41:09,140 --> 05:41:09,640
This will do.

5718
05:41:09,960 --> 05:41:11,780
I'm locked into a cool bedspread.

5719
05:41:12,020 --> 05:41:16,140
You wake up feeling wonderful, but also in some indefinable way strange.

5720
05:41:16,240 --> 05:41:20,660
Slowly as you lie there in the cool bedspread, it dawns on you that you have absolutely no idea where you are.

5721
05:41:20,760 --> 05:41:21,300
Hotel room.

5722
05:41:21,860 --> 05:41:23,440
But with the curtains drawn, you don't know it.

5723
05:41:23,840 --> 05:41:26,740
It dawns on you that you have absolutely no idea where you are.

5724
05:41:27,400 --> 05:41:29,020
It's mad the way they've...

5725
05:41:29,020 --> 05:41:31,400
An artist's interpretation of what it is.

5726
05:41:32,300 --> 05:41:37,100
But you really have to fucking do the rest of the legwork with your own imagination when...

5727
05:41:37,100 --> 05:41:39,100
Once you've paid the money for it and you get home.

5728
05:41:39,900 --> 05:41:41,080
That's just a primer.

5729
05:41:41,540 --> 05:41:42,560
Maybe to set the...

5730
05:41:42,560 --> 05:41:44,100
Set the scene in your own mind.

5731
05:41:52,100 --> 05:41:52,920
Great stuff.

5732
05:41:54,100 --> 05:41:54,640
What's this?

5733
05:41:54,840 --> 05:41:55,240
1986?

5734
05:41:55,500 --> 05:41:56,640
That's the one we've just seen.

5735
05:41:57,640 --> 05:41:59,040
There really aren't any...

5736
05:41:59,040 --> 05:42:00,440
That was one that we saw last year.

5737
05:42:00,540 --> 05:42:05,700
I remember if you've seen this, it was a keyboard for people who have carpal tunnel syndrome.

5738
05:42:06,400 --> 05:42:08,520
I thought it was for children, but it's not.

5739
05:42:08,680 --> 05:42:09,320
Okay, that's great.

5740
05:42:09,640 --> 05:42:14,100
Well, you're going to load up Professor Iris for us, and I want to show a couple other things while we're waiting for that.

5741
05:42:14,800 --> 05:42:15,840
It's a bit loud there.

5742
05:42:17,280 --> 05:42:18,080
Professor Iris.

5743
05:42:18,080 --> 05:42:23,360
I was just showing a keyboard before for grown-ups who have carpal tunnel problems and all the rest of that stuff at work.

5744
05:42:23,820 --> 05:42:25,180
This is a keyboard for kids.

5745
05:42:25,240 --> 05:42:28,500
If you're getting into kids' software and you've got a really little kid, tiny...

5746
05:42:28,500 --> 05:42:30,260
Getting into kids' software.

5747
05:42:30,500 --> 05:42:32,160
...fingers can't deal with a regular keyboard.

5748
05:42:32,500 --> 05:42:33,380
This is just wonderful.

5749
05:42:33,880 --> 05:42:35,120
All right, so it is for kids.

5750
05:42:35,840 --> 05:42:40,020
There was another situation where he tries to write on the PDA, and he says,

5751
05:42:40,020 --> 05:42:43,080
Hello, computer, but it just says, Hello, amputee.

5752
05:42:44,380 --> 05:42:45,320
After he's done it.

5753
05:42:45,440 --> 05:42:46,600
Let's have a look there.

5754
05:42:53,000 --> 05:42:53,960
The badge.

5755
05:42:54,360 --> 05:42:56,980
I think it was Schindler as well that was fucking previewing it.

5756
05:43:04,180 --> 05:43:05,180
Let's see, Schindler...

5757
05:43:05,180 --> 05:43:06,180
Well, I'm going to start...

5758
05:43:06,180 --> 05:43:08,180
...ten years have passed since...

5759
05:43:09,180 --> 05:43:10,180
Or eight years have passed.

5760
05:43:10,180 --> 05:43:11,180
...with Expresso...

5761
05:43:11,180 --> 05:43:13,180
...that comes from Berkeley Systems.

5762
05:43:13,180 --> 05:43:15,180
They're the same people who do the After Dark screensavers.

5763
05:43:15,180 --> 05:43:16,180
Now...

5764
05:43:16,180 --> 05:43:20,180
Oh, yes, this is After Dark, but with the Simpsons-themed one.

5765
05:43:20,180 --> 05:43:24,180
He was very excited, I remember, of Homer eating the screen.

5766
05:43:24,180 --> 05:43:27,180
I'm going to show you the Homer Eats screensaver.

5767
05:43:27,180 --> 05:43:35,180
Now, what that features is Homer Simpson coming in on the lower right here, and he actually eats the screen, whatever was on your screen the last time.

5768
05:43:35,180 --> 05:43:38,180
Marge has just dropped off a set of pork rinds on the screen.

5769
05:43:38,180 --> 05:43:39,180
When Homer gets to those, he'll eat them.

5770
05:43:39,180 --> 05:43:44,180
If she drops off tofu or vegetables or something, he'll spit that back out.

5771
05:43:44,180 --> 05:43:50,180
So that's the Simpsons screensaver from Berkeley Systems, the After Dark people.

5772
05:43:50,180 --> 05:43:53,180
And let's see, I think you have...

5773
05:43:53,180 --> 05:43:54,180
Speaking of television...

5774
05:43:54,180 --> 05:43:59,180
Well, if you like The Simpsons and you like Monty Python, that means I guess you might want to watch TV.

5775
05:43:59,180 --> 05:44:03,180
I've got something here in which you double click in Windows and...

5776
05:44:03,180 --> 05:44:04,180
You can watch TV.

5777
05:44:04,180 --> 05:44:06,180
This is a real window running inside Windows.

5778
05:44:06,180 --> 05:44:09,180
I can make it larger, do anything I want with it.

5779
05:44:09,180 --> 05:44:11,180
I can change channels right on the screen.

5780
05:44:11,180 --> 05:44:13,180
I have all my controls here.

5781
05:44:13,180 --> 05:44:17,180
Watch a movie, a football game, or whatever else we can find on here.

5782
05:44:17,180 --> 05:44:22,180
What's neat on here, actually, I can grab a still, if I like it, and save it.

5783
05:44:22,180 --> 05:44:23,180
Thank you very much.

5784
05:44:23,180 --> 05:44:25,180
And actually store it as a file on my hard drive.

5785
05:44:25,180 --> 05:44:26,180
Go back here.

5786
05:44:26,180 --> 05:44:27,180
Essentially a piece of pudding.

5787
05:44:27,180 --> 05:44:28,180
Thank you very much.

5788
05:44:28,180 --> 05:44:30,180
What's this situation here?

5789
05:44:30,180 --> 05:44:31,180
He puts like a tie on or something.

5790
05:44:31,180 --> 05:44:33,180
Or these little cards you could buy that would...

5791
05:44:33,180 --> 05:44:36,180
I'm hoping it's a musical tie that I've forgotten about.

5792
05:44:36,180 --> 05:44:39,180
...late words that were really dictionaries, electronic dictionaries.

5793
05:44:39,180 --> 05:44:44,180
This is an actual complete translation system, like the software, only in a handheld device.

5794
05:44:44,180 --> 05:44:49,180
We don't have time to actually go through it all, but I can actually write a sentence in here,

5795
05:44:49,180 --> 05:44:54,180
any sentence I want, it will translate in this one from English to Spanish, or Spanish to English.

5796
05:44:54,180 --> 05:45:00,180
It even comes with a speaker and earphones and a computer voice, so I can put this in the ears of the waiter and say,

5797
05:45:00,180 --> 05:45:03,180
"Look, here's what I want for dinner," or whatever it happens to be.

5798
05:45:03,180 --> 05:45:09,180
Last but not least, now Tim, some people who have been watching this show for a while may remember a couple years ago...

5799
05:45:09,180 --> 05:45:10,180
That's right.

5800
05:45:10,180 --> 05:45:13,180
...we showed off these computer suspenders, alright?

5801
05:45:13,180 --> 05:45:17,180
We had so many calls from people who wanted to buy these suspenders, and we didn't know where they came from.

5802
05:45:17,180 --> 05:45:19,180
I got them off a street vendor in Boston.

5803
05:45:19,180 --> 05:45:22,180
They're now sold at the Computer Museum gift shop in Boston.

5804
05:45:22,180 --> 05:45:25,180
So if you want these great computer suspenders, they're really cool.

5805
05:45:25,180 --> 05:45:32,180
They come with pictures of floppy disks and PCs on them at the Computer Museum gift shop in Boston.

5806
05:45:32,180 --> 05:45:34,180
I'm sure you can call them or write them.

5807
05:45:34,180 --> 05:45:37,180
Look at Schindler in the back. He's got a lot beefier.

5808
05:45:37,180 --> 05:45:41,180
Pure fucking Schindler beef.

5809
05:45:41,180 --> 05:45:44,180
Computer suspenders. Thanks so much for all the neat stuff you showed us.

5810
05:45:44,180 --> 05:45:45,180
Thank you.

5811
05:45:45,180 --> 05:45:46,180
Computer suspenders.

5812
05:45:46,180 --> 05:45:50,180
That's all the time we have for our annual Consumers Buying Guide show.

5813
05:45:50,180 --> 05:45:56,180
Hope we found something that you thought was cool, and if it all went by too quickly for you, drop us a note on our CompuServe forum.

5814
05:45:56,180 --> 05:46:00,180
We'll try to answer any questions you have on the stuff we talked about today.

5815
05:46:00,180 --> 05:46:02,180
The CompuServe command is Go Chronicles.

5816
05:46:02,180 --> 05:46:06,180
Thanks for joining us. See you here next time on the Computer Chronicles.

5817
05:46:06,180 --> 05:46:09,180
See you, Stu. Thanks very much. Fucking legend.

5818
05:46:09,180 --> 05:46:12,180
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett Packard.

5819
05:46:12,180 --> 05:46:18,180
Developing technology that lets you manage your PC from anywhere on the network, anywhere in the world.

5820
05:46:18,180 --> 05:46:21,180
HP PCs. You're taking a close look at remote management.

5821
05:46:21,180 --> 05:46:23,180
And a whole new light.

5822
05:46:23,180 --> 05:46:35,180
Tobe, thank you very much there for the tip.

5823
05:46:35,180 --> 05:46:53,180
Online DOSBox archive of games. Great. I'll suss it for the next one. I'll suss it for the next one. But right now, for some reason, I just, I don't know why, but Bill Gates and Christmas as search terms. I just got a good feeling about that as a result.

5824
05:46:53,180 --> 05:47:00,180
And I'm looking for an oldie.

5825
05:47:00,180 --> 05:47:12,180
Nothing Christmas related there. It's just.

5826
05:47:12,180 --> 05:47:19,180
The Windows 95 launch with Jay Leno. I'm not sure we've seen that.

5827
05:47:19,180 --> 05:47:21,180
Was that on before? Did we put that one on before or what?

5828
05:47:21,180 --> 05:47:34,180
First thing though, is just to make sure we've seen all these. We did see this one, did we? I'm not sure. Did we?

5829
05:47:35,180 --> 05:47:40,180
Just want to make sure we've watched all the fucking Christmas videos of the Chronicles.

5830
05:47:40,180 --> 05:47:44,180
See, there's a good few here. I can't remember watching this many of them.

5831
05:47:44,180 --> 05:47:46,180
Then again, they go by so quickly, you know.

5832
05:47:48,180 --> 05:47:51,180
1991, I think we've seen that.

5833
05:47:53,180 --> 05:47:55,180
2000, I think we've seen that.

5834
05:48:00,180 --> 05:48:01,180
1990.

5835
05:48:01,180 --> 05:48:05,180
Where they're all sat around in a desk. Yeah, we've seen that. I remember that opening.

5836
05:48:05,180 --> 05:48:06,180
Thanks a lot.

5837
05:48:06,180 --> 05:48:08,180
The first thing you do is buy the Christmas tree.

5838
05:48:09,180 --> 05:48:10,180
But that's the easy part.

5839
05:48:10,180 --> 05:48:13,180
Even at a place like this where you have to saw it down yourself.

5840
05:48:13,180 --> 05:48:15,180
The next step is buying the Christmas presents.

5841
05:48:15,180 --> 05:48:20,180
And sometimes that's not so easy, especially if you're trying to find a gift for a computer nut.

5842
05:48:20,180 --> 05:48:21,180
Well, today.

5843
05:48:21,180 --> 05:48:22,180
Computer nut.

5844
05:48:23,180 --> 05:48:24,180
Gimp Ewan, thank you very much there.

5845
05:48:24,180 --> 05:48:26,180
We'll take a look at some great Christmas gift ideas.

5846
05:48:26,180 --> 05:48:27,180
Very, very kind of you.

5847
05:48:27,180 --> 05:48:33,180
For the computer user on your shopping list on this special holiday edition of the Computer Chronicles.

5848
05:48:37,180 --> 05:48:38,180
Play with the encyclopedia.

5849
05:48:38,180 --> 05:48:43,180
I want to ask you, is a seven year old child too young to buy a computer for at Christmas time?

5850
05:48:43,180 --> 05:48:44,180
Absolutely not.

5851
05:48:45,180 --> 05:48:49,180
That's a lovely classic Schindler look. It's a collector's item.

5852
05:48:50,180 --> 05:48:52,180
But we have seen this.

5853
05:48:52,180 --> 05:48:53,180
Because I remember these guys.

5854
05:48:53,180 --> 05:48:57,180
It's only $299. It's really helpful if you're on the run a lot.

5855
05:48:57,180 --> 05:48:59,180
A couple of software things I want to mention.

5856
05:48:59,180 --> 05:49:00,180
Play it by ear. If you're trying to sync.

5857
05:49:03,180 --> 05:49:05,180
Now there really are some episodes missing.

5858
05:49:05,180 --> 05:49:08,180
Because if you look at this consumer buying guide.

5859
05:49:08,180 --> 05:49:10,180
91, 90...

5860
05:49:10,180 --> 05:49:12,180
See, we've no 1992.

5861
05:49:16,180 --> 05:49:18,180
Or 95.

5862
05:49:20,180 --> 05:49:21,180
Yeah, we've 95.

5863
05:49:21,180 --> 05:49:23,180
There's no 96 or 97.

5864
05:49:25,180 --> 05:49:26,180
Chronicles.

5865
05:49:26,180 --> 05:49:26,180
1997.

5866
05:49:26,180 --> 05:49:27,180
Episode.

5867
05:49:27,180 --> 05:49:28,180
Cyber dating.

5868
05:49:28,180 --> 05:49:29,180
Best of Comdex.

5869
05:49:29,180 --> 05:49:30,180
Internet TV.

5870
05:49:30,180 --> 05:49:33,800
1997 episodes

5871
05:49:33,800 --> 05:49:42,240
Cyber dating

5872
05:49:42,240 --> 05:49:43,920
Best of Comdex

5873
05:49:43,920 --> 05:49:45,460
Internet TV

5874
05:49:45,460 --> 05:49:49,440
Computer art

5875
05:49:49,440 --> 05:49:50,520
E-commerce

5876
05:49:50,520 --> 05:49:51,880
Battle of the browsers

5877
05:49:51,880 --> 05:49:52,800
Email tips

5878
05:49:52,800 --> 05:49:54,700
Seen all of this stuff

5879
05:49:54,700 --> 05:50:08,300
I think they stopped doing

5880
05:50:08,300 --> 05:50:08,860
These

5881
05:50:08,860 --> 05:50:11,760
Christmas episodes maybe

5882
05:50:11,760 --> 05:50:31,180
The archive site has all the episodes

5883
05:50:31,180 --> 05:50:31,560
Okay

5884
05:50:31,560 --> 05:50:34,980
Internet telephony

5885
05:50:34,980 --> 05:50:51,000
DVD

5886
05:50:51,000 --> 05:50:52,360
There's some good stuff here

5887
05:50:52,360 --> 05:50:53,120
I don't think we've seen

5888
05:50:53,120 --> 05:50:54,600
Consumer buying guide 99

5889
05:50:54,600 --> 05:50:56,960
Please be something we've not seen

5890
05:50:56,960 --> 05:50:59,880
Although

5891
05:50:59,880 --> 05:51:01,560
I've got a bad feeling

5892
05:51:01,560 --> 05:51:02,360
It's being watched

5893
05:51:02,360 --> 05:51:08,680
It's got the banger of a fucking intro theme to it as well

5894
05:51:08,680 --> 05:51:09,660
Thanks very much there

5895
05:51:09,660 --> 05:51:10,240
Bap

5896
05:51:10,240 --> 05:51:11,740
In the house

5897
05:51:11,740 --> 05:51:16,220
Crank up the volume

5898
05:51:16,220 --> 05:51:21,520
Is it gonna be loud enough?

5899
05:51:21,580 --> 05:51:22,120
That's the thing

5900
05:51:28,480 --> 05:51:29,980
I'm gonna have to crank that up a bit

5901
05:51:29,980 --> 05:51:36,980
Tom

5902
05:51:36,980 --> 05:51:42,940
Thank you for the clobbering

5903
05:51:42,940 --> 05:51:45,620
Very very kind of you Tom

5904
05:51:45,620 --> 05:51:46,860
I hope you're getting on well

5905
05:51:46,860 --> 05:51:48,200
That's very very kind of you

5906
05:51:48,200 --> 05:51:49,020
Thank you

5907
05:51:49,020 --> 05:51:51,560
We'll put those

5908
05:51:51,560 --> 05:51:53,120
The decibels up by

5909
05:51:53,120 --> 05:51:54,620
Two decibels

5910
05:51:54,620 --> 05:51:57,340
It should give us

5911
05:51:57,340 --> 05:51:59,000
A nice sound

5912
05:51:59,000 --> 05:52:01,960
Be heartbreaking now

5913
05:52:01,960 --> 05:52:02,960
If I've seen this one before

5914
05:52:02,960 --> 05:52:09,720
Buying guide show

5915
05:52:09,720 --> 05:52:10,960
Whoa

5916
05:52:10,960 --> 05:52:13,500
I haven't seen this

5917
05:52:13,500 --> 05:52:14,000
Look at Schindler

5918
05:52:14,000 --> 05:52:26,740
Fucking hell

5919
05:52:26,740 --> 05:52:28,700
Such rigmarole

5920
05:52:28,700 --> 05:52:29,020
Such rigmarole

5921
05:52:29,020 --> 05:52:31,060
For watching a DVD drive

5922
05:52:31,060 --> 05:52:32,000
He's got some

5923
05:52:32,000 --> 05:52:33,700
Sort of exterior plastic

5924
05:52:33,700 --> 05:52:34,600
Components

5925
05:52:34,600 --> 05:52:35,440
That you have to fucking

5926
05:52:35,440 --> 05:52:36,580
Piss about with

5927
05:52:36,580 --> 05:52:39,020
Television set

5928
05:52:39,020 --> 05:52:41,080
Chris Gorman of Creative Strategy

5929
05:52:41,080 --> 05:52:44,360
I've seen her before though

5930
05:52:44,360 --> 05:52:44,840
Do you know

5931
05:52:44,840 --> 05:52:45,560
So I'm kind of thinking

5932
05:52:45,560 --> 05:52:46,480
Maybe we have seen this

5933
05:52:46,480 --> 05:52:48,020
But that's a rare Schindler

5934
05:52:48,020 --> 05:52:49,180
It's a collectible item

5935
05:52:49,180 --> 05:52:51,840
Schindler looks like a

5936
05:52:51,840 --> 05:52:52,880
Darts champion

5937
05:52:52,880 --> 05:52:53,940
Uh

5938
05:52:53,940 --> 05:52:54,660
Fistix

5939
05:52:54,660 --> 05:52:55,700
Rare Schindler says

5940
05:52:55,700 --> 05:52:56,240
Antonio

5941
05:52:56,240 --> 05:52:57,780
And frosted

5942
05:52:57,780 --> 05:52:59,540
Are those frosted tips?

5943
05:53:00,880 --> 05:53:01,960
It could be

5944
05:53:01,960 --> 05:53:03,760
It looks like he's gone

5945
05:53:03,760 --> 05:53:04,740
And got them done

5946
05:53:04,740 --> 05:53:08,240
And I wonder if Badge

5947
05:53:08,240 --> 05:53:09,360
Still has the

5948
05:53:09,360 --> 05:53:11,000
Razorblade necklace

5949
05:53:11,000 --> 05:53:11,620
That he has

5950
05:53:11,620 --> 05:53:12,940
That he used to have

5951
05:53:12,940 --> 05:53:13,180
Sorry

5952
05:53:13,180 --> 05:53:15,820
Just put that there

5953
05:53:15,820 --> 05:53:16,680
And see

5954
05:53:16,680 --> 05:53:17,680
Is it loud enough?

5955
05:53:17,820 --> 05:53:18,580
Can you tell me

5956
05:53:18,580 --> 05:53:19,260
Is this loud enough?

5957
05:53:19,260 --> 05:53:19,560
This is his picks

5958
05:53:19,560 --> 05:53:20,800
For the coolest new gadgets

5959
05:53:20,800 --> 05:53:21,360
Of the year

5960
05:53:21,360 --> 05:53:22,540
Including a device

5961
05:53:22,540 --> 05:53:23,260
That lets you watch

5962
05:53:23,260 --> 05:53:25,280
Your PC's DVD drive

5963
05:53:25,280 --> 05:53:26,820
On a remote television set

5964
05:53:26,820 --> 05:53:29,040
Chris Gorman of Creative Strategies

5965
05:53:29,040 --> 05:53:30,060
Shows us the amazing

5966
05:53:30,060 --> 05:53:32,220
Stowaway collapsible keyboard

5967
05:53:32,220 --> 05:53:33,100
For the Palm Pilot

5968
05:53:33,100 --> 05:53:35,560
Chris Charla of Next Generation Magazine

5969
05:53:35,560 --> 05:53:37,640
Has found the coolest new computer game

5970
05:53:37,640 --> 05:53:39,440
Red Beard's Pirate Quest

5971
05:53:39,440 --> 05:53:41,800
And Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies

5972
05:53:41,800 --> 05:53:43,100
Shows us a brand new

5973
05:53:43,100 --> 05:53:44,440
Polaroid digital camera

5974
05:53:44,440 --> 05:53:46,020
For under $150

5975
05:53:46,020 --> 05:53:48,800
Plus a tour of the best online stores

5976
05:53:48,800 --> 05:53:51,240
For buying electronics and computer stuff

5977
05:53:51,240 --> 05:53:52,340
It's the annual

5978
05:53:52,340 --> 05:53:54,040
Consumers Buying Guide show

5979
05:53:54,040 --> 05:53:55,120
Coming up next

5980
05:53:55,120 --> 05:53:56,760
On the Computer Chronicles

5981
05:53:56,760 --> 05:54:00,140
The Computer Chronicles

5982
05:54:00,140 --> 05:54:01,000
Is brought to you by

5983
05:54:01,000 --> 05:54:01,420
Bigstar.com

5984
05:54:01,420 --> 05:54:03,500
In association with Bigstar.com

5985
05:54:03,500 --> 05:54:05,060
With thousands of videos and DVDs

5986
05:54:05,060 --> 05:54:05,920
For the whole family

5987
05:54:05,920 --> 05:54:07,200
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5988
05:54:07,200 --> 05:54:13,480
Additional support by TechWeb

5989
05:54:13,480 --> 05:54:15,580
For up to the minute technology news

5990
05:54:15,580 --> 05:54:18,500
And by TVA

5991
05:54:18,500 --> 05:54:20,060
Television Associates

5992
05:54:20,060 --> 05:54:22,440
Bridging the worlds of computers and video

5993
05:54:22,440 --> 05:54:23,980
With DVD authoring

5994
05:54:23,980 --> 05:54:25,700
And M-Tag and coding services

5995
05:54:25,700 --> 05:54:27,480
So I just need to go for a quick

5996
05:54:27,480 --> 05:54:28,920
Jimmy Ridley

5997
05:54:28,920 --> 05:54:30,480
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles

5998
05:54:30,480 --> 05:54:31,700
I'm Stuart Shaffey

5999
05:54:31,700 --> 05:54:33,520
I'll just leave you with him

6000
05:54:33,520 --> 05:54:34,460
And then we'll come back

6001
05:54:34,460 --> 05:54:35,380
And we will watch

6002
05:54:35,380 --> 05:54:35,680
Probably

6003
05:54:35,680 --> 05:54:36,220
No I won't

6004
05:54:36,220 --> 05:54:37,080
I won't put you through that

6005
05:54:37,080 --> 05:54:38,420
Maybe I'll moon dust him

6006
05:54:38,420 --> 05:54:39,140
And then

6007
05:54:39,140 --> 05:54:40,320
Come back

6008
05:54:40,320 --> 05:54:42,820
Just a quick moan dust.

6009
05:54:42,820 --> 05:54:48,060
Moan dust.

6010
05:54:48,060 --> 05:55:18,040
Moan dust is still a problem.

6011
05:55:18,040 --> 05:55:19,480
Moan dust.

6012
05:55:19,480 --> 05:55:22,320
Moan dust.

6013
05:55:22,320 --> 05:55:25,900
Moan dust is still a problem.

6014
05:55:27,600 --> 05:55:28,060
Moan dust.

6015
05:55:30,140 --> 05:55:30,920
Moan dust.

6016
05:55:33,000 --> 05:55:33,780
Moan dust.

6017
05:55:35,860 --> 05:55:36,620
Moan dust.

6018
05:55:43,840 --> 05:55:44,480
Moan dust.

6019
05:55:44,620 --> 05:55:45,600
Turn moan dust off.

6020
05:55:45,600 --> 05:55:46,600
Moan dust.

6021
05:55:48,100 --> 05:55:49,360
Okay, computer...

6022
05:55:49,360 --> 05:55:51,220
Computer buying guide.

6023
05:55:51,320 --> 05:55:51,700
Let's go.

6024
05:55:52,340 --> 05:55:53,080
Let's do this.

6025
05:55:53,220 --> 05:55:54,520
Emmanuel Clit.

6026
05:55:54,600 --> 05:55:56,440
Thank you very much for the tip there.

6027
05:55:56,520 --> 05:55:57,260
Very, very kind of you.

6028
05:55:57,320 --> 05:55:58,500
It looks like there's some feedback.

6029
05:55:59,560 --> 05:56:01,160
As we paused here, I'm...

6030
05:56:01,160 --> 05:56:01,720
I can...

6031
05:56:01,720 --> 05:56:03,320
I'm looking at the levels and there's some feedback.

6032
05:56:03,580 --> 05:56:05,640
Hopefully that's not coming through on your speakers.

6033
05:56:05,840 --> 05:56:07,540
And you can hear some sort of...

6034
05:56:07,540 --> 05:56:09,780
If not, we can proceed.

6035
05:56:09,780 --> 05:56:25,780
I think that's...

6036
05:56:25,780 --> 05:56:26,840
I can't hear it there.

6037
05:56:26,920 --> 05:56:28,620
I dodged the audio slightly, okay?

6038
05:56:31,540 --> 05:56:32,440
What the fuck?

6039
05:56:32,500 --> 05:56:33,160
It's because I've...

6040
05:56:33,160 --> 05:56:35,320
Everything turned up to the maximum.

6041
05:56:37,460 --> 05:56:38,300
There's feedback.

6042
05:56:39,560 --> 05:56:40,940
I don't want it to be...

6043
05:56:40,940 --> 05:56:45,300
If I just play the show, you let me know if it sounds okay.

6044
05:56:45,640 --> 05:56:51,340
This time for the annual Chaos Show, our yearly edition of the Consumer's Buying Guide Special.

6045
05:56:51,700 --> 05:57:01,060
We have assembled here four high-tech journalists and analysts who have been scouring the stores, the catalogs, and the web to come up with the absolute coolest and newest high-tech gadgets.

6046
05:57:01,520 --> 05:57:04,940
And joining me for the first part of the show are three people who have become...

6047
05:57:04,940 --> 05:57:11,080
I think what has happened there is I've turned it up to ridiculous decibel level.

6048
05:57:13,220 --> 05:57:13,780
No.

6049
05:57:20,060 --> 05:57:22,120
I put it back to its original level.

6050
05:57:25,100 --> 05:57:25,900
Close that.

6051
05:57:26,060 --> 05:57:29,440
Put it back to its original level, which is there.

6052
05:57:29,440 --> 05:57:37,300
Unless...

6053
05:57:37,300 --> 05:57:41,720
And that's better, but unfortunately for us, you can't really hear it when you play the show.

6054
05:57:41,800 --> 05:57:42,620
So if we play the show...

6055
05:57:42,620 --> 05:57:44,240
Regulars on this annual special program.

6056
05:57:44,600 --> 05:57:46,680
First of all, from CMP Media and...

6057
05:57:46,680 --> 05:57:48,620
Is that okay?

6058
05:57:49,260 --> 05:57:53,480
Is that a reasonable level for the fucking Stuart Shaffey show?

6059
05:57:53,620 --> 05:57:56,400
I know the noise is gone.

6060
05:57:56,460 --> 05:57:57,100
It's very low.

6061
05:57:58,560 --> 05:58:01,060
I don't want it to be just reasonable.

6062
05:58:01,260 --> 05:58:03,060
I want it to be fucking prime time.

6063
05:58:03,800 --> 05:58:06,600
Look at fucking John Virgo.

6064
05:58:06,780 --> 05:58:08,600
It's a crazy transformation.

6065
05:58:26,420 --> 05:58:27,500
Output volume.

6066
05:58:27,500 --> 05:58:30,260
Oh, fuck.

6067
05:58:30,320 --> 05:58:31,380
I don't know what I'm doing here.

6068
05:58:31,420 --> 05:58:33,420
I don't think there's going to be any way around this.

6069
05:58:33,540 --> 05:58:36,520
I was trying to boost the volume from the source.

6070
05:58:41,480 --> 05:58:43,020
It's just really quiet, you know?

6071
05:58:55,320 --> 05:58:57,720
Let's get this go. I'm just gonna play the intro again.

6072
05:58:57,720 --> 05:59:25,720
*Ding*

6073
05:59:25,720 --> 05:59:27,660
that's not great

6074
05:59:27,660 --> 05:59:31,460
okay I know people are saying it's fine

6075
05:59:31,460 --> 05:59:33,700
but I just want it to be fucking more than

6076
05:59:33,700 --> 05:59:34,280
fine

6077
05:59:34,280 --> 05:59:43,460
one's two

6078
05:59:43,460 --> 05:59:49,480
that one is

6079
05:59:49,480 --> 05:59:51,720
there too many

6080
05:59:51,720 --> 05:59:53,900
different inputs

6081
05:59:53,900 --> 05:59:55,380
and outputs going on

6082
05:59:55,380 --> 06:00:07,600
configure audio

6083
06:00:07,600 --> 06:00:10,860
use custom audio device

6084
06:00:10,860 --> 06:00:12,300
no

6085
06:00:12,300 --> 06:00:24,820
I don't know guys

6086
06:00:24,820 --> 06:00:51,040
copy the link into VLC player can you do that?

6087
06:00:51,040 --> 06:00:56,260
can you play YouTube video through VLC player?

6088
06:00:56,260 --> 06:01:03,260
how do you do that?

6089
06:01:03,260 --> 06:01:04,080
how do you do that?

6090
06:01:06,900 --> 06:01:08,200
I know that you can

6091
06:01:08,200 --> 06:01:10,380
snag an old

6092
06:01:10,380 --> 06:01:11,620
fucking stream

6093
06:01:11,620 --> 06:01:12,820
a video stream link

6094
06:01:12,820 --> 06:01:15,060
but I didn't know you could play a YouTube video through VLC

6095
06:01:15,060 --> 06:01:15,480
then

6096
06:01:15,480 --> 06:01:19,460
allowing you. Open network URL and VLC.

6097
06:01:30,980 --> 06:01:32,260
Let's have a look here.

6098
06:01:34,020 --> 06:01:35,300
Oh fuck, what have we done?

6099
06:01:37,140 --> 06:01:40,120
Oh no. The computer has exploded.

6100
06:01:41,160 --> 06:01:45,040
It hasn't really. It's just a bit of light-hearted information that I'm

6101
06:01:45,040 --> 06:01:47,160
putting out there.

6102
06:01:55,160 --> 06:01:57,220
Paste YouTube video.

6103
06:01:57,220 --> 06:01:59,060
They'll paste that copy.

6104
06:02:09,080 --> 06:02:11,940
File. Oh, network.

6105
06:02:11,940 --> 06:02:15,580
Open media.

6106
06:02:34,060 --> 06:02:39,300
Your input can't be opened. VLC is unable to open the MRL.

6107
06:02:44,900 --> 06:02:48,680
What if I downloaded the fucking video and played it?

6108
06:02:56,180 --> 06:02:57,840
I think I'm going to download it.

6109
06:03:05,720 --> 06:03:07,680
Your input will smother you.

6110
06:03:09,300 --> 06:03:17,620
Download. Save to desktop. Save to desktop.

6111
06:03:21,540 --> 06:03:23,380
And that's downloaded.

6112
06:03:23,900 --> 06:03:26,800
Then open that in VLC.

6113
06:03:29,800 --> 06:03:31,660
Give me a break. Give me a break.

6114
06:03:33,660 --> 06:03:40,180
VLC would like to access files. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

6115
06:03:44,960 --> 06:03:45,320
Okay.

6116
06:03:47,020 --> 06:03:47,780
Okay, it could be some...

6117
06:03:49,380 --> 06:03:51,620
I think it's good. I think it's good.

6118
06:03:51,940 --> 06:03:53,280
Let's hope for the best here.

6119
06:03:53,960 --> 06:03:55,880
Oh yeah, I need to get the fucking screen back on now.

6120
06:03:55,880 --> 06:04:05,640
Confusion.

6121
06:04:05,640 --> 06:04:05,680
Confusion.

6122
06:04:06,800 --> 06:04:07,320
Buttons.

6123
06:04:08,600 --> 06:04:09,400
Streams live.

6124
06:04:09,920 --> 06:04:10,620
People waiting.

6125
06:04:13,920 --> 06:04:14,320
Yeah.

6126
06:04:19,100 --> 06:04:20,880
There's a bit of hiss, but I can live with it.

6127
06:04:21,840 --> 06:04:22,820
That's loud as fuck.

6128
06:04:23,120 --> 06:04:23,940
That's loud as fuck.

6129
06:04:24,940 --> 06:04:25,380
Nice.

6130
06:04:28,080 --> 06:04:28,720
We're in.

6131
06:04:28,840 --> 06:04:29,980
Christmas Buyer's Guide.

6132
06:04:30,120 --> 06:04:30,640
1990.

6133
06:04:31,020 --> 06:04:31,800
Whatever the fuck.

6134
06:04:41,020 --> 06:04:41,420
Zimbabwe.

6135
06:04:41,420 --> 06:04:41,500
Zimbabwe.

6136
06:04:41,500 --> 06:04:55,040
This week on the Computer Chronicles, our annual Consumer's Buying Guide show.

6137
06:04:55,460 --> 06:05:01,200
Paul Schindler of winmag.com and byte.com gives us his picks for the coolest new gadgets of the year,

6138
06:05:01,480 --> 06:05:06,660
including a device that lets you watch your PC's DVD drive on a remote television set.

6139
06:05:07,200 --> 06:05:08,240
DVD drive.

6140
06:05:08,240 --> 06:05:14,280
Collapsible keyboard.

6141
06:05:14,440 --> 06:05:14,960
Check that out.

6142
06:05:15,020 --> 06:05:16,060
It's very elegant.

6143
06:05:16,820 --> 06:05:17,540
And look at that.

6144
06:05:17,640 --> 06:05:18,220
Great nails.

6145
06:05:22,420 --> 06:05:26,260
That looks absolutely shocking.

6146
06:05:26,660 --> 06:05:31,840
That looks worse than the fucking Trebuchet and Merry-Go-Round from 1986.

6147
06:05:31,840 --> 06:05:38,260
And Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies shows us a brand new Polaroid digital camera for under $150.

6148
06:05:38,260 --> 06:05:43,500
Plus a tour of the best online stores for buying electronics and computer stuff.

6149
06:05:43,660 --> 06:05:46,280
It's the annual Consumer's Buying Guide show.

6150
06:05:46,580 --> 06:05:49,220
Coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

6151
06:05:49,760 --> 06:05:51,980
Computer Chronicles is made possible.

6152
06:05:52,040 --> 06:05:54,860
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6153
06:05:55,120 --> 06:05:58,200
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6154
06:06:03,820 --> 06:06:07,840
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6155
06:06:09,200 --> 06:06:18,060
And by TVA, Television Associates, bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services.

6156
06:06:20,580 --> 06:06:22,760
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

6157
06:06:22,940 --> 06:06:23,920
I'm Stuart Shafey.

6158
06:06:24,080 --> 06:06:26,580
It is time for the annual Chaos Show.

6159
06:06:26,760 --> 06:06:29,780
Our yearly edition of the Consumer's Buying Guide special.

6160
06:06:30,140 --> 06:06:39,440
We have assembled here four high-tech journalists and analysts who have been scouring the stores, the catalogs, and the web to come up with the absolute coolest and newest high-tech gadgets.

6161
06:06:39,920 --> 06:06:45,080
And joining me for the first part of the show are three people who have become regulars on this annual special program.

6162
06:06:45,420 --> 06:06:48,380
First of all, from CMP Media and WinMag.com.

6163
06:06:48,720 --> 06:06:53,360
So he'd moved to WinMag.com and Byte Magazine.

6164
06:06:54,400 --> 06:06:56,800
And just fucking, he was living the life, it seems.

6165
06:06:56,800 --> 06:06:58,160
Editor Paul Schindler.

6166
06:06:58,620 --> 06:07:01,140
Also Tim Bahar and President of Creative Strategies.

6167
06:07:01,440 --> 06:07:02,920
And also here is Chris Gorman.

6168
06:07:03,220 --> 06:07:07,180
Chris is Principal Analyst for Consumer Products, also at Creative Strategies.

6169
06:07:07,240 --> 06:07:08,580
And Paul, why don't we start with you?

6170
06:07:08,640 --> 06:07:10,080
You've brought a couple of goodies, which is...

6171
06:07:10,080 --> 06:07:10,480
I have.

6172
06:07:10,540 --> 06:07:12,760
I started off with the Compaq Aero.

6173
06:07:12,880 --> 06:07:20,540
You know, there's a lot of personal devices, electronic devices, including the Palm Pilot.

6174
06:07:21,220 --> 06:07:22,800
Is this the Eat Up Martha?

6175
06:07:23,360 --> 06:07:25,080
This one runs on Windows CE.

6176
06:07:25,220 --> 06:07:25,880
A lot of them do...

6177
06:07:25,880 --> 06:07:28,660
Everybody has a Palm Pilot, basically, and yet you like the Compaq Aero.

6178
06:07:28,660 --> 06:07:29,540
I like the Compaq Aero.

6179
06:07:29,620 --> 06:07:31,560
Good price-benefit ratio at $250.

6180
06:07:32,020 --> 06:07:32,180
Okay.

6181
06:07:32,800 --> 06:07:39,140
And I believe that the future of software in the handheld world is, like everything else, headed for Microsoft.

6182
06:07:39,340 --> 06:07:41,360
So I think Windows CE, which is the operating system...

6183
06:07:41,360 --> 06:07:42,320
So you like WinCE.

6184
06:07:42,620 --> 06:07:43,300
I like WinCE.

6185
06:07:43,500 --> 06:07:44,500
Everybody else...

6186
06:07:44,500 --> 06:07:46,620
Everybody else thinks...

6187
06:07:46,620 --> 06:07:48,300
I won't ask these guys to vote right now.

6188
06:07:48,320 --> 06:07:49,680
No, no, because that's a vote idea.

6189
06:07:49,700 --> 06:07:50,580
But you like the Compaq Aero.

6190
06:07:50,580 --> 06:07:51,480
I like the Compaq Aero.

6191
06:07:51,600 --> 06:07:52,000
$250.

6192
06:07:52,120 --> 06:07:55,060
By the way, this is the thinnest one they've ever done in this category.

6193
06:07:55,180 --> 06:07:55,960
So it's pretty nice, actually.

6194
06:07:55,960 --> 06:07:57,240
Yeah, it is a nice design.

6195
06:07:57,700 --> 06:07:59,220
Not the color one, although there is a color one.

6196
06:07:59,220 --> 06:07:59,600
There is a color one.

6197
06:07:59,640 --> 06:08:00,740
Okay, but that's $250 for that one.

6198
06:08:00,740 --> 06:08:01,260
That's $250 for that one.

6199
06:08:01,260 --> 06:08:02,080
Okay, let's move along.

6200
06:08:02,140 --> 06:08:03,960
You have a big, fat printer over here.

6201
06:08:03,960 --> 06:08:04,280
I have a big, fat...

6202
06:08:04,280 --> 06:08:10,520
He does this a few times, Stu, when he has a portly or rotund guest.

6203
06:08:10,980 --> 06:08:12,820
He says, he goes, a big, fat...

6204
06:08:12,820 --> 06:08:14,280
Remember, there was a fellow who was...

6205
06:08:14,280 --> 06:08:16,400
He had a manual, a training manual for a thing.

6206
06:08:16,480 --> 06:08:17,500
He was obese.

6207
06:08:18,340 --> 06:08:22,880
And Stu goes, okay, so you brought this big, fat book.

6208
06:08:23,460 --> 06:08:27,940
And then he's kind of just saying, big, fat printer there.

6209
06:08:27,940 --> 06:08:29,940
And he knows that maybe Paul is fucking...

6210
06:08:30,800 --> 06:08:33,140
You know, he's changed a bit.

6211
06:08:36,680 --> 06:08:36,960
$50.

6212
06:08:36,960 --> 06:08:39,940
By the way, this is the thinnest one they've ever done in this category.

6213
06:08:40,260 --> 06:08:41,400
The thinnest one they fucked.

6214
06:08:41,400 --> 06:08:42,240
It was pretty nice, actually.

6215
06:08:42,240 --> 06:08:43,520
Yeah, it is a nice design.

6216
06:08:43,800 --> 06:08:45,460
Not the color one, although there is a color one.

6217
06:08:45,460 --> 06:08:45,860
There is a color one.

6218
06:08:45,920 --> 06:08:47,000
Okay, but that's $250 for that one.

6219
06:08:47,000 --> 06:08:47,540
That's $250 for that one.

6220
06:08:47,540 --> 06:08:48,360
Okay, let's move along.

6221
06:08:48,420 --> 06:08:50,200
You have a big, fat printer over here.

6222
06:08:51,100 --> 06:08:51,860
Big, fat, hairy printer.

6223
06:08:52,020 --> 06:08:52,480
This is the...

6224
06:08:52,480 --> 06:08:54,440
Big, fat, hairy printer.

6225
06:08:54,740 --> 06:08:56,660
He says, a big, fat, hairy printer.

6226
06:08:57,820 --> 06:08:58,560
I'm not messing.

6227
06:08:58,720 --> 06:09:00,620
You need to just listen closely here, guys.

6228
06:09:00,660 --> 06:09:02,160
I can't be doing the hard work for ye.

6229
06:09:04,560 --> 06:09:05,400
That's $250 for that one.

6230
06:09:05,420 --> 06:09:06,220
Okay, let's move along.

6231
06:09:06,280 --> 06:09:07,560
You have a big, fat printer.

6232
06:09:08,060 --> 06:09:10,500
Listen to Paul Chandler now, big, fat, hairy printer.

6233
06:09:10,600 --> 06:09:13,060
He wants to say hairy, but he stops himself from saying it.

6234
06:09:13,200 --> 06:09:14,200
A big, fat, hairy printer here.

6235
06:09:14,280 --> 06:09:16,800
This is the Lexmark Z51, also about $250.

6236
06:09:17,120 --> 06:09:17,880
What kind of printer is this?

6237
06:09:17,920 --> 06:09:18,780
This is a...

6238
06:09:18,780 --> 06:09:20,580
A big, fat, hairy printer.

6239
06:09:20,800 --> 06:09:22,640
Inkjet color printer.

6240
06:09:23,200 --> 06:09:27,320
And, you know, if you haven't been in the printer market in a long time, as I hadn't been

6241
06:09:27,320 --> 06:09:29,880
when I started scouting these, you'll find two things.

6242
06:09:30,100 --> 06:09:32,020
Number one, they're way lighter than they used to be.

6243
06:09:32,020 --> 06:09:32,140
Right.

6244
06:09:32,320 --> 06:09:34,400
And number two, they're less expensive.

6245
06:09:34,520 --> 06:09:34,800
I mean, $250.

6246
06:09:34,800 --> 06:09:36,120
There are dozens of these things out there.

6247
06:09:36,200 --> 06:09:37,180
Why do you like this particular one?

6248
06:09:37,180 --> 06:09:40,480
I like this one for the reproduction quality, for the ease of setup.

6249
06:09:40,500 --> 06:09:41,380
So it is good quality.

6250
06:09:41,540 --> 06:09:44,840
And because I polled my colleagues at winmag.com.

6251
06:09:44,860 --> 06:09:45,000
Yeah.

6252
06:09:45,000 --> 06:09:46,960
And this one came up as...

6253
06:09:46,960 --> 06:09:47,160
Really?

6254
06:09:47,580 --> 06:09:49,600
He polled them, but he didn't pull them.

6255
06:09:49,980 --> 06:09:51,260
I thought he said pulled initially.

6256
06:09:51,620 --> 06:09:54,340
I've noticed that as the years have gone on, the consumer...

6257
06:09:54,340 --> 06:09:56,560
It becomes the consumer buyer's guide.

6258
06:09:57,620 --> 06:09:58,600
But the...

6259
06:09:58,600 --> 06:10:03,420
In the beginning, it was all Christmas this, Christmas that, Christmas hats, the light, the

6260
06:10:03,420 --> 06:10:03,780
tinsel.

6261
06:10:03,920 --> 06:10:05,980
And then it just kind of goes into...

6262
06:10:05,980 --> 06:10:09,220
There's no significant signifiers of Christmas.

6263
06:10:09,220 --> 06:10:11,020
It's just the holiday or the...

6264
06:10:11,020 --> 06:10:12,200
It's not even the holidays anymore.

6265
06:10:12,260 --> 06:10:13,540
It's just consumer buyer's guide.

6266
06:10:13,680 --> 06:10:16,780
You know, the printer that computer people use.

6267
06:10:16,800 --> 06:10:18,460
Is this home or like even office?

6268
06:10:18,560 --> 06:10:19,140
Mostly home.

6269
06:10:19,320 --> 06:10:19,460
Okay.

6270
06:10:19,460 --> 06:10:20,040
At this price, home.

6271
06:10:20,120 --> 06:10:22,780
The volume of an office would be too tough on this.

6272
06:10:22,860 --> 06:10:23,660
Very lightweight construction.

6273
06:10:23,800 --> 06:10:24,020
All right.

6274
06:10:24,080 --> 06:10:25,960
The last thing you want to show is really cool.

6275
06:10:26,140 --> 06:10:27,480
So I've got a piece of it over here.

6276
06:10:27,580 --> 06:10:28,200
Now, this is DVD anywhere.

6277
06:10:28,260 --> 06:10:28,500
All right.

6278
06:10:28,500 --> 06:10:29,520
Now, this is $88.

6279
06:10:30,120 --> 06:10:33,240
And these plugs on the back, which we're showing here...

6280
06:10:33,240 --> 06:10:34,660
What the fuck is it?

6281
06:10:35,000 --> 06:10:35,960
This is remote DVD watching.

6282
06:10:36,160 --> 06:10:36,780
Now, suppose...

6283
06:10:36,780 --> 06:10:38,400
Pretty cool in theory.

6284
06:10:39,100 --> 06:10:40,580
A little DVD in your pocket.

6285
06:10:40,680 --> 06:10:43,060
You can see what the DVD is from the receiver.

6286
06:10:43,220 --> 06:10:46,000
But I mean, that's not even going to fit it in your pocket.

6287
06:10:46,000 --> 06:10:49,820
And would you fucking be arse-freeing the receiver around with you and all that?

6288
06:10:49,820 --> 06:10:50,480
You wouldn't.

6289
06:10:50,480 --> 06:10:54,800
You have on your computer a DVD player, as many computers do now.

6290
06:10:54,880 --> 06:10:55,120
All right.

6291
06:10:55,160 --> 06:10:57,740
So I can watch a DVD movie on my PC, but I don't want to.

6292
06:10:57,780 --> 06:10:58,220
You don't want to.

6293
06:10:58,220 --> 06:10:59,100
You want to watch it in the kitchen.

6294
06:10:59,480 --> 06:11:00,160
On your TV set.

6295
06:11:00,220 --> 06:11:00,860
On your TV set.

6296
06:11:00,880 --> 06:11:01,040
Okay.

6297
06:11:01,040 --> 06:11:04,280
So what you do is you hook your PC up to these plugs.

6298
06:11:04,440 --> 06:11:05,160
So PC...

6299
06:11:05,160 --> 06:11:05,420
All right.

6300
06:11:05,480 --> 06:11:05,640
Yes.

6301
06:11:05,640 --> 06:11:06,640
I think you're going to have a TV set.

6302
06:11:06,640 --> 06:11:06,640
I think you're going to have a TV set.

6303
06:11:06,640 --> 06:11:07,640
I think you're going to have a TV set.

6304
06:11:07,640 --> 06:11:08,640
I think you're going to have a TV set.

6305
06:11:08,640 --> 06:11:09,640
I think you're going to have a TV set.

6306
06:11:09,640 --> 06:11:10,640
I think you're going to have a TV set.

6307
06:11:10,640 --> 06:11:11,640
I think you're going to have a TV set.

6308
06:11:11,640 --> 06:11:13,900
I thought that was going to be the screen in his hand.

6309
06:11:15,280 --> 06:11:16,420
PC, but I don't want to.

6310
06:11:16,480 --> 06:11:16,900
You don't want to.

6311
06:11:16,900 --> 06:11:17,780
You want to watch it in the kitchen.

6312
06:11:18,160 --> 06:11:18,840
On your TV set.

6313
06:11:18,920 --> 06:11:19,540
On your TV set.

6314
06:11:19,560 --> 06:11:19,720
Okay.

6315
06:11:19,720 --> 06:11:22,940
So what you do is you hook your PC up to these plugs.

6316
06:11:23,140 --> 06:11:25,120
So PC out to that thing.

6317
06:11:25,120 --> 06:11:26,100
To this transmitter.

6318
06:11:26,300 --> 06:11:26,720
Got it.

6319
06:11:26,940 --> 06:11:28,760
I bring up this directional antenna.

6320
06:11:28,860 --> 06:11:29,980
You put this in the kitchen.

6321
06:11:30,280 --> 06:11:30,600
Okay.

6322
06:11:30,600 --> 06:11:32,120
Turn the directional antenna at me.

6323
06:11:32,420 --> 06:11:34,340
Plug your television into the receiver.

6324
06:11:34,740 --> 06:11:35,980
Television out to the TV.

6325
06:11:36,160 --> 06:11:37,240
And there you are.

6326
06:11:37,240 --> 06:11:38,800
And I've got a little IR network in my house.

6327
06:11:38,800 --> 06:11:41,140
And the other thing is if you turn these around,

6328
06:11:41,260 --> 06:11:42,580
they have the little infrared receivers.

6329
06:11:42,580 --> 06:11:43,440
So there's the IR ports.

6330
06:11:43,460 --> 06:11:45,760
So you're creating an IR network or an IR tunnel.

6331
06:11:46,060 --> 06:11:47,520
That means you can use a remote control.

6332
06:11:47,640 --> 06:11:49,980
You point it at the transmitter in one room.

6333
06:11:50,040 --> 06:11:51,680
It sends the signals out to the television.

6334
06:11:51,680 --> 06:11:53,400
So we're in the kitchen watching the TV.

6335
06:11:53,620 --> 06:11:55,200
I can point the remote to that guy,

6336
06:11:55,300 --> 06:11:57,340
and it will actually change the volume or the whatever.

6337
06:11:57,880 --> 06:11:58,280
Precisely.

6338
06:11:58,480 --> 06:11:59,940
Is there a distance limitation on it?

6339
06:12:00,460 --> 06:12:01,560
It's a few hundred feet.

6340
06:12:01,640 --> 06:12:02,220
It depends.

6341
06:12:02,560 --> 06:12:04,140
But I mean, work in a normal house from Missouri?

6342
06:12:04,140 --> 06:12:05,000
Work in a normal house.

6343
06:12:05,080 --> 06:12:05,660
That is very cool.

6344
06:12:05,700 --> 06:12:06,340
What does this cost?

6345
06:12:06,420 --> 06:12:08,380
This is $88 DVD anywhere.

6346
06:12:08,540 --> 06:12:08,780
Wow.

6347
06:12:08,920 --> 06:12:09,520
Good price.

6348
06:12:09,840 --> 06:12:10,260
Great price.

6349
06:12:10,400 --> 06:12:10,760
$88.

6350
06:12:11,000 --> 06:12:11,740
It's amazing.

6351
06:12:12,360 --> 06:12:13,220
Great price.

6352
06:12:13,320 --> 06:12:15,720
And even they're saying it's a great price back then.

6353
06:12:16,100 --> 06:12:18,240
It's amazing what they're doing with computers nowadays.

6354
06:12:18,880 --> 06:12:20,600
All right, Tim, speaking of which, your turn.

6355
06:12:20,640 --> 06:12:21,320
What do you got for us?

6356
06:12:21,420 --> 06:12:22,740
Well, the first thing I want to show you

6357
06:12:22,740 --> 06:12:25,560
is the newest version of the Prom family.

6358
06:12:25,560 --> 06:12:25,760
Yeah, hold on.

6359
06:12:26,000 --> 06:12:27,720
Let's turn that on if we can.

6360
06:12:27,800 --> 06:12:27,980
Yep.

6361
06:12:28,100 --> 06:12:30,260
It's from, it's called the Visor.

6362
06:12:30,440 --> 06:12:31,400
Now, it's not really at home, though.

6363
06:12:32,400 --> 06:12:37,140
Lovely display of a desktop unit or an office or something, office interior.

6364
06:12:37,400 --> 06:12:39,220
Real high-res affair.

6365
06:12:39,420 --> 06:12:40,180
It looks great.

6366
06:12:41,400 --> 06:12:43,840
Really sets the scene for what you're about to do on that little thing.

6367
06:12:43,880 --> 06:12:44,000
Right.

6368
06:12:44,200 --> 06:12:46,220
It uses the Palm OS, but it's from a different company.

6369
06:12:46,280 --> 06:12:48,240
It's actually from the guy who created the original Palm.

6370
06:12:48,300 --> 06:12:48,660
Right.

6371
06:12:48,740 --> 06:12:53,660
What's significant, though, is that it has this cartridge capability, which this happens

6372
06:12:53,660 --> 06:12:55,000
to be a Tiger Woods game.

6373
06:12:55,200 --> 06:12:55,540
So when I stick it in.

6374
06:12:55,540 --> 06:12:57,480
So that's like a ROM cartridge with different applications in it.

6375
06:12:57,480 --> 06:12:57,660
Right.

6376
06:12:57,820 --> 06:12:58,600
CD-ROM.

6377
06:12:58,820 --> 06:12:59,280
And it means that there's too many things.

6378
06:12:59,420 --> 06:13:02,560
So that, for example, in the works are a card like this.

6379
06:13:02,660 --> 06:13:05,420
It turns it into a telephone, turns it into an MPC player.

6380
06:13:05,420 --> 06:13:07,060
So it's not just software in that thing.

6381
06:13:07,100 --> 06:13:09,460
It can actually change the functionality of the device itself.

6382
06:13:09,500 --> 06:13:09,680
Right.

6383
06:13:09,760 --> 06:13:11,280
This really is incredibly versatile.

6384
06:13:11,440 --> 06:13:14,340
But it's good news is that its price point is $249.

6385
06:13:14,640 --> 06:13:15,840
This is designed really for the consumer.

6386
06:13:15,840 --> 06:13:16,740
Hey, it's your compact area, right?

6387
06:13:16,740 --> 06:13:20,760
And in the future, you can expand it and make it do all kinds of things.

6388
06:13:20,800 --> 06:13:21,080
That's right.

6389
06:13:21,160 --> 06:13:24,080
So it's sort of a little bit of a kind of Game Boy, a little bit of a Palm Pilot.

6390
06:13:24,960 --> 06:13:25,640
Game Boy.

6391
06:13:26,120 --> 06:13:26,960
Computer Games.

6392
06:13:27,580 --> 06:13:28,420
Nintendo's Game Boy.

6393
06:13:28,840 --> 06:13:29,380
Game Boy.

6394
06:13:29,740 --> 06:13:29,940
Right.

6395
06:13:30,040 --> 06:13:34,200
And again, the fact that it's real low price really means it's a good consumer product.

6396
06:13:34,300 --> 06:13:35,980
And it's by the guys who invented the Palm Pilot.

6397
06:13:35,980 --> 06:13:36,120
Right.

6398
06:13:36,200 --> 06:13:36,680
Jeff Hawkins.

6399
06:13:36,780 --> 06:13:36,920
Yeah.

6400
06:13:37,080 --> 06:13:37,320
Okay.

6401
06:13:37,380 --> 06:13:38,060
What do you have next now?

6402
06:13:38,120 --> 06:13:38,640
That little camera.

6403
06:13:38,720 --> 06:13:38,840
Yeah.

6404
06:13:38,880 --> 06:13:39,340
The next thing.

6405
06:13:39,380 --> 06:13:45,040
Now, this looks like a pretty normal digital camera, but this sets a new price point.

6406
06:13:45,040 --> 06:13:46,900
First of all, it's a 640 by 480.

6407
06:13:47,080 --> 06:13:51,800
As you can see, it has the flash and it has the LCD on it.

6408
06:13:51,800 --> 06:13:51,900
Right.

6409
06:13:51,900 --> 06:13:52,080
Built-in flash.

6410
06:13:52,080 --> 06:13:52,080
Got the color LCD.

6411
06:13:52,500 --> 06:13:54,960
But it's got a list price of $149.

6412
06:13:55,420 --> 06:13:56,580
$150 for a digital camera.

6413
06:13:56,580 --> 06:13:56,720
Right.

6414
06:13:56,760 --> 06:13:59,480
And actually, its street price is probably going to be lower than that.

6415
06:13:59,700 --> 06:14:01,300
Probably $139 or somewhere in that.

6416
06:14:01,520 --> 06:14:01,720
Wow.

6417
06:14:01,720 --> 06:14:02,960
But this sets new price points.

6418
06:14:03,060 --> 06:14:03,680
And it's really...

6419
06:14:03,680 --> 06:14:05,520
So, a lower street value.

6420
06:14:05,720 --> 06:14:07,820
Digital cameras come down to everybody now at that price point.

6421
06:14:07,820 --> 06:14:08,820
Absolutely at that price.

6422
06:14:08,900 --> 06:14:10,800
Not the low-end cheap optics though, right?

6423
06:14:10,880 --> 06:14:12,360
No, it's actually very good optics.

6424
06:14:12,440 --> 06:14:14,120
And again, it's 640 by 480 resolution.

6425
06:14:14,260 --> 06:14:14,760
That is amazing.

6426
06:14:14,900 --> 06:14:17,340
Two years ago, I paid $1,500 for something like this.

6427
06:14:17,380 --> 06:14:19,340
They're not even going to make the money on the film on that camera.

6428
06:14:19,440 --> 06:14:20,380
I mean, I don't get the deal.

6429
06:14:20,700 --> 06:14:20,880
No.

6430
06:14:21,120 --> 06:14:21,480
Amazing.

6431
06:14:21,840 --> 06:14:22,140
All right.

6432
06:14:22,220 --> 06:14:22,700
So...

6433
06:14:22,700 --> 06:14:23,240
Great deal.

6434
06:14:23,440 --> 06:14:23,460
What else?

6435
06:14:23,480 --> 06:14:24,760
We've got the iMac sitting over here.

6436
06:14:24,800 --> 06:14:24,800
Yeah.

6437
06:14:24,800 --> 06:14:26,420
Now, this, of course, is quite exciting.

6438
06:14:26,520 --> 06:14:28,140
This is the iMac DV.

6439
06:14:28,540 --> 06:14:30,420
And this is actually interesting in two contexts.

6440
06:14:31,540 --> 06:14:36,920
I'm going to guess that it has a FireWire port on it for digital video.

6441
06:14:37,640 --> 06:14:39,680
But I thought they already had them from launch.

6442
06:14:39,840 --> 06:14:45,880
First of all, as you can see from the design, this is the unit that has the graphite.

6443
06:14:46,500 --> 06:14:47,060
But more importantly...

6444
06:14:47,060 --> 06:14:48,660
So you can see right through the thing, which is cool.

6445
06:14:48,760 --> 06:14:48,860
Right.

6446
06:14:48,860 --> 06:14:49,380
Ergonomically, it's really pretty.

6447
06:14:49,540 --> 06:14:50,400
But what's the port story?

6448
06:14:50,480 --> 06:14:51,660
But the ports are what's exciting.

6449
06:14:51,880 --> 06:14:53,540
It's got two FireWire, two USB...

6450
06:14:54,220 --> 06:14:55,080
Two of the fuckers.

6451
06:14:55,080 --> 06:15:00,080
...USB, the Ethernet port, as well as audio in and audio out, and, of course, your Moto.

6452
06:15:00,500 --> 06:15:00,740
Okay.

6453
06:15:00,900 --> 06:15:04,280
And really what they've done is they've made this a video editing tool for $15.99.

6454
06:15:04,280 --> 06:15:04,880
Right, right, right.

6455
06:15:05,060 --> 06:15:09,000
And so I'm going to be able to take all kind of video and...

6456
06:15:09,000 --> 06:15:10,620
So you get your digital camcorder.

6457
06:15:10,860 --> 06:15:11,080
Sure.

6458
06:15:11,300 --> 06:15:14,000
And it's really now my digital video studio and animation studio.

6459
06:15:14,000 --> 06:15:14,620
Yeah, turn that one around.

6460
06:15:14,960 --> 06:15:15,240
Okay.

6461
06:15:15,500 --> 06:15:16,620
So that's DVD drive in there?

6462
06:15:16,800 --> 06:15:17,040
Yeah.

6463
06:15:17,280 --> 06:15:17,980
DVD drive.

6464
06:15:18,300 --> 06:15:20,480
Turn it up, put it in, and now I can watch any DVD.

6465
06:15:20,480 --> 06:15:23,100
And it comes bundled with video editing software, too, right?

6466
06:15:23,120 --> 06:15:24,180
All of it for $15.99.

6467
06:15:24,680 --> 06:15:26,100
I mean, it's the price of a DV cam.

6468
06:15:26,220 --> 06:15:26,780
It's amazing.

6469
06:15:26,780 --> 06:15:27,860
You have a complete editing station also.

6470
06:15:27,980 --> 06:15:28,180
Right.

6471
06:15:28,400 --> 06:15:29,560
And it's really one of the best bargains on the market.

6472
06:15:29,560 --> 06:15:30,400
All right, so that's the iMac DV.

6473
06:15:31,140 --> 06:15:32,640
And there's a special edition also?

6474
06:15:32,780 --> 06:15:34,320
Now, this happens to be the special edition.

6475
06:15:34,580 --> 06:15:34,740
You can buy a similar one.

6476
06:15:34,740 --> 06:15:40,460
I'm interested to see what this yoke is that she's just eyeing up here at the side hatch.

6477
06:15:40,960 --> 06:15:42,360
It's annoying on the VLC.

6478
06:15:42,600 --> 06:15:47,220
It doesn't have as good a fucking video skip capability as the YouTube.

6479
06:15:47,220 --> 06:15:47,620
DVD.

6480
06:15:47,940 --> 06:15:49,600
What the hell is this that she's got?

6481
06:15:49,660 --> 06:15:50,360
Is it a speaker?

6482
06:15:51,420 --> 06:15:52,600
It's up to 200 now.

6483
06:15:54,280 --> 06:15:59,880
Very, very late 90s, whatever the fuck it is.

6484
06:15:59,920 --> 06:16:02,420
It looks like a piece of fruit inside a machine.

6485
06:16:03,800 --> 06:16:04,380
And there's a...

6486
06:16:04,380 --> 06:16:07,380
And that's down to 170.

6487
06:16:08,080 --> 06:16:09,080
Special edition also?

6488
06:16:09,220 --> 06:16:10,740
Now, this happens to be the special edition.

6489
06:16:11,000 --> 06:16:15,500
You can buy a similar one that's not in this color for $13.99.

6490
06:16:15,500 --> 06:16:17,860
All right, now let's get to something really weird.

6491
06:16:18,040 --> 06:16:20,060
Speaking of color, what is this?

6492
06:16:20,540 --> 06:16:24,020
Well, this is a machine that was actually created by AMD.

6493
06:16:24,220 --> 06:16:24,680
It's a computer.

6494
06:16:24,760 --> 06:16:25,320
It's a computer.

6495
06:16:25,420 --> 06:16:27,060
It's going to be used by other companies.

6496
06:16:27,540 --> 06:16:28,100
By gamers.

6497
06:16:28,900 --> 06:16:33,620
And what it is, it's using the AMD K6-2 450 megahertz chip.

6498
06:16:33,620 --> 06:16:34,060
450.

6499
06:16:34,060 --> 06:16:34,620
Okay.

6500
06:16:34,620 --> 06:16:38,200
With 64 megs of DRAM, although you can expand that up to 256.

6501
06:16:38,880 --> 06:16:40,160
And that's the whole ballgame right there.

6502
06:16:40,380 --> 06:16:41,680
What is this little weird thing?

6503
06:16:41,680 --> 06:16:45,760
I love when Stu refers to the products as the whole ballgame.

6504
06:16:45,880 --> 06:16:47,280
You've got everything in a box.

6505
06:16:48,660 --> 06:16:49,620
24X CD-ROM.

6506
06:16:49,840 --> 06:16:50,120
Whoa.

6507
06:16:50,780 --> 06:16:57,380
And a 4 gig hard drive with, of course, the mouse and the keyboard and the stereo speakers for $499.

6508
06:16:58,080 --> 06:17:01,460
Now, let's turn this thing around because what's interesting is the sort of expandability and...

6509
06:17:01,460 --> 06:17:03,140
Oh, shit.

6510
06:17:03,420 --> 06:17:04,280
...portability of this thing.

6511
06:17:04,300 --> 06:17:04,480
Right.

6512
06:17:04,580 --> 06:17:06,160
This is what also makes this unique.

6513
06:17:06,160 --> 06:17:07,340
You have a telephone.

6514
06:17:07,820 --> 06:17:08,280
Modem built in.

6515
06:17:08,300 --> 06:17:09,040
Modem built in.

6516
06:17:09,440 --> 06:17:15,420
Three USB ports, audio in it, audio out, microphone, video, of course, for the video monitor.

6517
06:17:15,420 --> 06:17:15,680
Ethernet.

6518
06:17:15,920 --> 06:17:16,660
And Ethernet.

6519
06:17:16,840 --> 06:17:17,080
Wow.

6520
06:17:17,220 --> 06:17:21,920
And the idea of a reference model, AMD created this to show computer manufacturers what they could do with the AMD chip.

6521
06:17:21,920 --> 06:17:22,340
That's correct.

6522
06:17:22,400 --> 06:17:23,440
That was the original issue.

6523
06:17:23,520 --> 06:17:24,360
And then they went and sold them.

6524
06:17:24,420 --> 06:17:27,100
So, for example, the first company that's going to have this is Biostar.

6525
06:17:27,360 --> 06:17:30,720
And you're going to have these in stores actually now.

6526
06:17:31,100 --> 06:17:34,780
I never remember hearing or seeing any of that sort of stuff.

6527
06:17:34,800 --> 06:17:36,620
It's sort of an Internet PC mentality.

6528
06:17:36,620 --> 06:17:36,880
Yeah.

6529
06:17:36,980 --> 06:17:40,080
This is a new category that's just being flushed out right now.

6530
06:17:40,280 --> 06:17:42,080
And these literally are called Internet PCs.

6531
06:17:42,540 --> 06:17:46,080
They're full PCs, but the emphasis is to be able to use them for Internet connection.

6532
06:17:46,160 --> 06:17:46,820
Very low cost.

6533
06:17:46,840 --> 06:17:48,460
So iMac-like, no floppy drive comes with it.

6534
06:17:48,460 --> 06:17:49,180
No floppy drive.

6535
06:17:49,220 --> 06:17:49,360
Right.

6536
06:17:49,360 --> 06:17:51,780
Although with USB, I can put just about anything with it.

6537
06:17:51,780 --> 06:17:51,780
Exactly.

6538
06:17:51,900 --> 06:17:52,040
Right.

6539
06:17:52,040 --> 06:17:52,480
Very cool.

6540
06:17:52,800 --> 06:17:53,820
All right, Chris, let me turn to you.

6541
06:17:53,820 --> 06:17:54,440
Very cool.

6542
06:17:54,540 --> 06:17:55,440
And we see all these great things.

6543
06:17:55,480 --> 06:17:57,760
And, of course, a lot of people go to the web now to want to buy these things.

6544
06:17:57,760 --> 06:17:58,060
Let's go get them.

6545
06:17:58,300 --> 06:18:01,600
So you've got some good suggested sites to go to to buy gadgets.

6546
06:18:01,820 --> 06:18:07,400
We've got some sites here to explore not only the products, but some of the value added and some of the technologies that are being added to it.

6547
06:18:07,400 --> 06:18:07,460
Okay.

6548
06:18:07,460 --> 06:18:08,780
So give us the ones you like.

6549
06:18:08,840 --> 06:18:09,300
What is this one?

6550
06:18:09,380 --> 06:18:11,980
What I'm liking here is beyond.com.

6551
06:18:12,060 --> 06:18:16,520
And beyond.com is a site for all the gotta-haves for the PCs, software, hardware, games, etc.

6552
06:18:16,520 --> 06:18:16,580
Gotcha.

6553
06:18:16,660 --> 06:18:17,760
So hardware, software, accessories.

6554
06:18:18,080 --> 06:18:20,500
What I like about it, you're not assaulted by ads.

6555
06:18:20,700 --> 06:18:23,500
It's real easy to navigate the categories up here by the tab.

6556
06:18:23,500 --> 06:18:23,660
Okay.

6557
06:18:23,660 --> 06:18:26,120
So it's not just the products they have, but you like the interface.

6558
06:18:26,240 --> 06:18:27,720
You like the way they sort of treat you like the customer.

6559
06:18:27,840 --> 06:18:28,080
Right.

6560
06:18:28,140 --> 06:18:28,520
Exactly.

6561
06:18:28,660 --> 06:18:30,560
It makes it really easy from the get-go.

6562
06:18:30,640 --> 06:18:32,480
And here we found the compact arrow.

6563
06:18:32,480 --> 06:18:33,100
There's Paul's arrow.

6564
06:18:33,500 --> 06:18:35,940
A little higher than the price he was charging for.

6565
06:18:35,980 --> 06:18:36,720
A little more shopping.

6566
06:18:36,880 --> 06:18:38,140
Got to go to paul.com there.

6567
06:18:38,560 --> 06:18:40,360
All right, so beyond.com is one you like.

6568
06:18:40,380 --> 06:18:40,720
Who else?

6569
06:18:41,080 --> 06:18:44,100
The other one I like is iGadget.com.

6570
06:18:44,260 --> 06:18:47,420
This is for the high-tech, on the cutting edge like you guys are here.

6571
06:18:47,420 --> 06:18:48,640
This is my favorite site.

6572
06:18:48,640 --> 06:18:52,240
The guy who looks at the sharper image, hammock, or slimmer catalog when it comes in.

6573
06:18:52,340 --> 06:18:52,380
Exactly.

6574
06:18:52,600 --> 06:18:52,960
Exactly.

6575
06:18:53,240 --> 06:18:57,620
They've got a variety of different kind of categories from the Furby kind of high-tech.

6576
06:18:57,620 --> 06:18:58,720
Is Deffo going to be rushing her?

6577
06:18:58,780 --> 06:19:00,000
He hasn't done much rushing.

6578
06:19:00,140 --> 06:19:04,180
Usually he does get them to fucking giddy up like he hasn't done it yet.

6579
06:19:04,420 --> 06:19:05,840
But it could be in the-

6580
06:19:05,840 --> 06:19:06,440
There is one now.

6581
06:19:06,480 --> 06:19:07,540
Computer stuff too.

6582
06:19:07,820 --> 06:19:08,820
Lots of computer stuff.

6583
06:19:08,820 --> 06:19:10,260
A lot of wireless gadgets.

6584
06:19:10,760 --> 06:19:11,980
This is a great site to kind of explore.

6585
06:19:11,980 --> 06:19:13,420
If you're into batteries, this is it.

6586
06:19:13,620 --> 06:19:13,980
Yeah.

6587
06:19:14,220 --> 06:19:14,580
Okay.

6588
06:19:14,760 --> 06:19:16,560
If you have stock on the battery camera, that'd be great.

6589
06:19:17,300 --> 06:19:17,900
This is different.

6590
06:19:18,040 --> 06:19:18,500
This is different.

6591
06:19:18,600 --> 06:19:21,680
This is a land's end site.

6592
06:19:21,840 --> 06:19:23,540
What I like here is this virtual model.

6593
06:19:23,920 --> 06:19:25,260
You can actually personalize.

6594
06:19:26,140 --> 06:19:37,820
I disagree, actually, Jake, that he slowed down in his older age because he actually addressed the rushing people issue in the later seasons or series of Computer Chronicles.

6595
06:19:37,880 --> 06:19:38,660
Remember that time?

6596
06:19:38,740 --> 06:19:40,880
Thank you very much there for the tip, big tripod.

6597
06:19:41,300 --> 06:19:43,160
Remember, I don't know if you've ever seen the episode.

6598
06:19:43,160 --> 06:19:52,200
He set aside the last few moments to address why he sometimes hustles and harries the guests into wrapping up their piece.

6599
06:19:53,100 --> 06:19:59,940
And he threw the audience in and had a heart-to-heart with us and told us, you know, it was for our own benefit.

6600
06:20:00,820 --> 06:20:05,840
And that he meant no ill will or malice when doing any of that stuff.

6601
06:20:05,900 --> 06:20:06,760
If you're daring, if you're late at night.

6602
06:20:06,760 --> 06:20:07,340
Well, that's what I wonder.

6603
06:20:07,440 --> 06:20:09,940
When you buy clothes online, I mean, you worry that it's not going to fit.

6604
06:20:10,040 --> 06:20:12,200
So you can sort of put your little avatar up there.

6605
06:20:12,300 --> 06:20:12,580
Exactly.

6606
06:20:12,600 --> 06:20:14,880
And it's a great hairdo on your one as well.

6607
06:20:14,960 --> 06:20:16,500
It's a real bouffant.

6608
06:20:16,760 --> 06:20:20,720
But what this represents is that as time goes on, we're going to be having ourselves.

6609
06:20:21,580 --> 06:20:23,540
There's a lot going on.

6610
06:20:23,700 --> 06:20:24,940
There's a lot to digest.

6611
06:20:25,660 --> 06:20:30,960
It's got different flavors and different textures, you know.

6612
06:20:31,100 --> 06:20:37,480
It's got waves at the front, explosions on top, and then curtains in the side.

6613
06:20:38,920 --> 06:20:40,880
And drapes at the bottom.

6614
06:20:41,360 --> 06:20:41,740
On here.

6615
06:20:41,800 --> 06:20:42,180
There you go.

6616
06:20:42,840 --> 06:20:43,900
Scanned our actual images.

6617
06:20:43,900 --> 06:20:50,120
So you can actually look at the piece of clothes and sort of try to put it on and see whether it looks good on you and whether it fits.

6618
06:20:50,120 --> 06:20:51,540
Can you actually see if it's too big or too small?

6619
06:20:51,880 --> 06:20:53,600
Actually, because they will suggest according to you.

6620
06:20:53,600 --> 06:20:55,240
I'd like a piece of clothes.

6621
06:20:55,240 --> 06:20:56,460
So you're personalized.

6622
06:20:56,960 --> 06:20:59,100
You can give them their dimensions if you're brave enough to do that.

6623
06:20:59,280 --> 06:20:59,920
Sizes are better.

6624
06:21:00,600 --> 06:21:00,880
Okay.

6625
06:21:01,000 --> 06:21:01,640
I'm not going there.

6626
06:21:01,640 --> 06:21:02,040
If you're honest.

6627
06:21:02,620 --> 06:21:03,980
So landsend.com.

6628
06:21:04,060 --> 06:21:04,560
What is this?

6629
06:21:04,620 --> 06:21:05,160
Switching gears.

6630
06:21:05,280 --> 06:21:06,660
This is kbkids.com.

6631
06:21:06,740 --> 06:21:09,240
KB Toys is the number two retailer for toys.

6632
06:21:09,680 --> 06:21:11,260
And they have really a number one site there.

6633
06:21:11,280 --> 06:21:12,420
So for toys, you like KB Kids.

6634
06:21:12,440 --> 06:21:12,880
I love KB Kids.

6635
06:21:12,880 --> 06:21:15,060
There's a couple other biggies out there, obviously, but you like this one.

6636
06:21:15,100 --> 06:21:16,560
I like this one for a number of reasons.

6637
06:21:16,620 --> 06:21:19,040
Again, the interface is really easy to use.

6638
06:21:19,440 --> 06:21:21,340
My mother shops on kbkids.com.

6639
06:21:21,460 --> 06:21:22,520
That's the endorsement you want?

6640
06:21:22,520 --> 06:21:23,300
This is cool, yeah.

6641
06:21:23,420 --> 06:21:27,380
In part because they have on the side here, you can shop by age, by brand, by category.

6642
06:21:27,540 --> 06:21:28,320
So it's easy to find.

6643
06:21:28,380 --> 06:21:30,400
You're shopping for kids right now, so you need a little help.

6644
06:21:30,720 --> 06:21:31,340
Right, exactly.

6645
06:21:31,820 --> 06:21:37,300
The other big benefit to them is that you can pre-order the new and big toys that are coming out.

6646
06:21:37,340 --> 06:21:39,340
Oh, so the Furby of the year or whatever.

6647
06:21:39,720 --> 06:21:41,060
Furby of the year.

6648
06:21:41,480 --> 06:21:46,320
We got an amazing new Furby scenario.

6649
06:21:47,120 --> 06:21:47,520
Not junk.

6650
06:21:47,640 --> 06:21:48,000
Sorry, sorry.

6651
06:21:48,000 --> 06:21:48,340
No, no.

6652
06:21:48,340 --> 06:21:49,140
Those great Pokemon things.

6653
06:21:49,500 --> 06:21:51,000
And finally, this ultimate gift shopping experience.

6654
06:21:51,000 --> 06:21:51,100
What was that there?

6655
06:21:51,120 --> 06:21:51,920
Was that a joke?

6656
06:21:52,440 --> 06:21:54,500
Why was Stu apologizing?

6657
06:21:54,600 --> 06:21:55,340
Did he say something?

6658
06:21:55,540 --> 06:21:56,320
And he was like, sorry, sorry.

6659
06:21:56,360 --> 06:21:58,380
That's just an in-joke.

6660
06:21:58,840 --> 06:21:59,480
It's for the kids.

6661
06:22:01,240 --> 06:22:01,780
Not junk.

6662
06:22:01,900 --> 06:22:02,240
Sorry, sorry.

6663
06:22:02,240 --> 06:22:02,600
No, no.

6664
06:22:02,600 --> 06:22:03,000
Those great Pokemon.

6665
06:22:03,720 --> 06:22:05,460
That was a little Pokemon reference there.

6666
06:22:05,500 --> 06:22:05,760
Sorry.

6667
06:22:07,040 --> 06:22:17,120
And finally, this ultimate gift shopping experience from thegift.com.

6668
06:22:17,520 --> 06:22:20,000
And what this allows you to do is it gives you a gift finder.

6669
06:22:20,260 --> 06:22:23,580
So it allows the shopper to have a little more input as to the type of gift.

6670
06:22:23,580 --> 06:22:26,400
So if you're not buying for yourself, you're buying for somebody else,

6671
06:22:26,480 --> 06:22:27,640
and you're not really sure what to get.

6672
06:22:27,640 --> 06:22:29,000
I'm trying to buy for Tim for the holidays.

6673
06:22:29,000 --> 06:22:29,320
Oh, you know him too well.

6674
06:22:29,580 --> 06:22:32,920
What can you buy Tim, the man who has every gadget in the world?

6675
06:22:33,180 --> 06:22:34,260
Go to iGadget.com.

6676
06:22:34,740 --> 06:22:36,040
You've got to go to Land's End for Tim.

6677
06:22:36,540 --> 06:22:38,060
Tim's fucking mad.

6678
06:22:38,180 --> 06:22:40,140
Tim's a madman for the fucking gadgets.

6679
06:22:40,540 --> 06:22:43,280
Like, you know, ah, Tim, in fairness to Tim,

6680
06:22:43,400 --> 06:22:45,620
Tim and I have the gadgets fucking solved anyway.

6681
06:22:46,980 --> 06:22:47,640
Fucking Tim, man.

6682
06:22:47,660 --> 06:22:50,120
More value added for the buyer's experience.

6683
06:22:50,120 --> 06:22:51,180
So you can go in and sort of figure out.

6684
06:22:51,180 --> 06:22:53,820
It can watch you through and help you figure out what would be best for someone.

6685
06:22:53,960 --> 06:22:55,540
You put in these different little.

6686
06:22:55,540 --> 06:22:57,920
So really, I mean, somebody mentioned,

6687
06:22:58,140 --> 06:23:01,820
is it frosted tips going on there with Schindler?

6688
06:23:02,060 --> 06:23:03,780
It looks like something maybe.

6689
06:23:03,960 --> 06:23:05,960
If it's either gray, but then it's kind of a,

6690
06:23:06,040 --> 06:23:07,580
a proto mullet.

6691
06:23:07,760 --> 06:23:10,620
There's a miniature mullet going on at the back there as well.

6692
06:23:10,780 --> 06:23:13,980
But the beard is well and truly colored.

6693
06:23:14,460 --> 06:23:17,740
But the hair on top is either being frosted or what.

6694
06:23:17,840 --> 06:23:19,880
But he's zoning out, says Welsh not.

6695
06:23:21,560 --> 06:23:22,380
Hopefully he's okay.

6696
06:23:22,600 --> 06:23:23,520
Answer little surveys.

6697
06:23:23,640 --> 06:23:25,600
Here's what a person's like and they'll suggest the gifts.

6698
06:23:25,860 --> 06:23:26,220
Exactly.

6699
06:23:26,220 --> 06:23:26,820
That's very, very cool.

6700
06:23:26,820 --> 06:23:27,900
They'll give you 15, 20.

6701
06:23:28,140 --> 06:23:29,500
So again, let's point out you.

6702
06:23:30,140 --> 06:23:30,880
Schindler's tips.

6703
06:23:31,280 --> 06:23:33,340
Pick these things because it's the interface.

6704
06:23:33,460 --> 06:23:35,500
I mean, it's the customer experience is what we're talking about.

6705
06:23:35,660 --> 06:23:41,400
The online shopping market is on track to be about a $380 billion market in about two and a half years.

6706
06:23:41,480 --> 06:23:41,720
Wow.

6707
06:23:41,920 --> 06:23:44,940
So we're looking at a huge expanse of growth here.

6708
06:23:45,200 --> 06:23:47,200
And vendors are doing everything they can to get the buyers in.

6709
06:23:47,200 --> 06:23:51,060
And a lot of the sites seem to go out of their way to make it as difficult as possible to buy.

6710
06:23:51,060 --> 06:23:51,920
Some of them sure do.

6711
06:23:52,080 --> 06:23:52,920
Some of them sure do.

6712
06:23:53,220 --> 06:23:55,600
When you find one that's easy, let's tout it.

6713
06:23:55,780 --> 06:23:57,960
And if you're into gadgets, go online and buy them.

6714
06:23:58,100 --> 06:23:58,520
You got it.

6715
06:23:58,620 --> 06:23:59,080
All right, guys.

6716
06:23:59,120 --> 06:23:59,780
Thank you very much.

6717
06:23:59,860 --> 06:24:00,760
Thank you very much.

6718
06:24:00,880 --> 06:24:01,760
That's great.

6719
06:24:01,880 --> 06:24:04,100
Coming up next, we got some chat topics.

6720
06:24:04,140 --> 06:24:06,580
Next, some great new computer and console games.

6721
06:24:07,300 --> 06:24:08,660
Console games coming up.

6722
06:24:08,920 --> 06:24:12,440
We're going to get to see Stu talking about a game being played again.

6723
06:24:12,940 --> 06:24:13,560
It's going to be brilliant.

6724
06:24:14,780 --> 06:24:17,540
He usually says, okay, what else?

6725
06:24:17,880 --> 06:24:18,320
What else?

6726
06:24:18,540 --> 06:24:20,360
Okay, you're moving around.

6727
06:24:20,560 --> 06:24:21,960
Okay, you picked up an item.

6728
06:24:22,120 --> 06:24:22,840
That's good.

6729
06:24:22,980 --> 06:24:25,540
I suppose you're going to use that to climb.

6730
06:24:25,780 --> 06:24:26,140
Right.

6731
06:24:26,260 --> 06:24:26,700
Okay.

6732
06:24:26,800 --> 06:24:28,040
She's going to make that move.

6733
06:24:28,120 --> 06:24:28,420
Wow.

6734
06:24:28,560 --> 06:24:29,440
That's a great game.

6735
06:24:30,160 --> 06:24:30,420
Fantastic.

6736
06:24:30,420 --> 06:24:33,260
He doesn't care about the games, but he has to pretend.

6737
06:24:33,520 --> 06:24:38,060
And in fairness to him, he puts in the 110% necessary.

6738
06:24:38,720 --> 06:24:39,920
That's the thing about Stu.

6739
06:24:40,320 --> 06:24:44,160
The show would never have been born without Stu.

6740
06:24:44,280 --> 06:24:48,940
And it would never have lasted the run it did last without Stu.

6741
06:24:49,640 --> 06:24:50,900
At the helm of that ship.

6742
06:24:51,520 --> 06:24:53,220
The computer chronicles.

6743
06:24:54,720 --> 06:24:55,200
Ship.

6744
06:24:55,200 --> 06:24:58,780
New palm top gadgets and two great new notebook computers.

6745
06:24:58,920 --> 06:24:59,600
We'll be right back.

6746
06:25:01,860 --> 06:25:02,700
Lovely stuff.

6747
06:25:02,700 --> 06:25:04,820
And that was a real hard cut.

6748
06:25:04,820 --> 06:25:07,680
And I, we don't have, I keep on thinking we're on YouTube here.

6749
06:25:07,740 --> 06:25:09,420
I'm pressing the wrong fucking buttons.

6750
06:25:09,760 --> 06:25:16,220
And we, we, we can't really get YouTube levels of accuracy with rewinding back five seconds.

6751
06:25:16,220 --> 06:25:18,500
But I do like this freeze frame.

6752
06:25:18,500 --> 06:25:19,180
It's beautiful.

6753
06:25:19,320 --> 06:25:20,480
It's, it says everything.

6754
06:25:21,480 --> 06:25:24,060
that I once said about Computer Chronicles.

6755
06:25:24,660 --> 06:25:27,720
It combines two of my most favorite things about Computer Chronicles,

6756
06:25:27,860 --> 06:25:30,920
which is Stuart's face and a computer screen.

6757
06:25:31,980 --> 06:25:35,380
And it's absolutely delightful indeed.

6758
06:25:35,560 --> 06:25:36,040
You're not a killer.

6759
06:25:36,260 --> 06:25:36,720
No, I'm not.

6760
06:25:37,900 --> 06:25:39,260
Well, there is more.

6761
06:25:39,420 --> 06:25:42,540
Joining me now with some very cool new games is Chris Charla,

6762
06:25:42,640 --> 06:25:44,500
editor-in-chief of Next Generation magazine.

6763
06:25:44,860 --> 06:25:45,940
What's your favorite games, Chris?

6764
06:25:46,340 --> 06:25:47,540
Favorite games, all of them.

6765
06:25:48,580 --> 06:25:49,100
All right, you brought it.

6766
06:25:49,540 --> 06:25:51,400
Chris Charla is after you.

6767
06:25:51,400 --> 06:25:52,600
Next Generation magazine.

6768
06:25:52,940 --> 06:25:54,020
What's your favorite games, Chris?

6769
06:25:54,940 --> 06:25:56,460
Next Generation magazine,

6770
06:25:56,840 --> 06:26:00,740
Next Generation Special Forces unit, Foxhound.

6771
06:26:01,640 --> 06:26:03,880
That's a great situation we've got going,

6772
06:26:03,960 --> 06:26:06,600
but it seems as though he has some sort of Playmobil

6773
06:26:06,600 --> 06:26:11,160
slash Lego-esque slash Duplo toy for children,

6774
06:26:11,380 --> 06:26:12,640
for kindergarten kids.

6775
06:26:13,080 --> 06:26:15,380
And he is a man who is playing with this toy.

6776
06:26:15,380 --> 06:26:17,200
Let's just see how it develops.

6777
06:26:17,340 --> 06:26:21,120
I can't get my head around why this toy is on the desk.

6778
06:26:21,120 --> 06:26:22,600
Favorite games, all of them.

6779
06:26:23,400 --> 06:26:24,560
All right, you brought a couple of y'all.

6780
06:26:24,920 --> 06:26:25,660
He likes all the games.

6781
06:26:25,680 --> 06:26:26,440
I know we want to show.

6782
06:26:26,700 --> 06:26:29,480
You say this is the best hockey game out there, NHL 2000.

6783
06:26:29,580 --> 06:26:29,840
Definitely.

6784
06:26:29,980 --> 06:26:31,660
It's the best hockey game of all time.

6785
06:26:32,100 --> 06:26:33,880
EA has always had great playing hockey games,

6786
06:26:33,940 --> 06:26:36,160
and now this year, these graphics on PC,

6787
06:26:36,380 --> 06:26:37,860
accelerated, are better than ever.

6788
06:26:37,900 --> 06:26:39,100
All right, so this is a Windows game.

6789
06:26:39,240 --> 06:26:39,360
Yep.

6790
06:26:39,900 --> 06:26:41,840
And, yeah, it is smooth.

6791
06:26:42,080 --> 06:26:42,660
And look at the body.

6792
06:26:42,660 --> 06:26:44,480
Yeah, it is smooth.

6793
06:26:45,140 --> 06:26:46,440
Yeah, it's just really fantastic.

6794
06:26:46,580 --> 06:26:47,560
It's got motion capture.

6795
06:26:47,780 --> 06:26:48,940
It's got play-by-play.

6796
06:26:49,420 --> 06:26:51,740
There's even a feature where if you take a picture of your face

6797
06:26:51,740 --> 06:26:53,960
with a digital camera, you can put it onto a player.

6798
06:26:53,960 --> 06:26:54,740
You can become one of the players.

6799
06:26:54,760 --> 06:26:55,300
Oh, yeah, yeah.

6800
06:26:55,820 --> 06:27:00,160
I'd love if they did that there and Stu put his face on a hockey player,

6801
06:27:00,260 --> 06:27:01,420
but it just didn't happen.

6802
06:27:01,500 --> 06:27:03,660
You can tell because it probably took forever to do.

6803
06:27:04,060 --> 06:27:05,040
Well, out of teeth, of course.

6804
06:27:05,140 --> 06:27:05,680
Yeah, exactly.

6805
06:27:06,200 --> 06:27:07,300
All right, so this is in demo mode.

6806
06:27:07,360 --> 06:27:08,340
You're not really running anything right now.

6807
06:27:08,340 --> 06:27:10,760
No, it's playing itself right now, but the Red Wings are winning.

6808
06:27:10,860 --> 06:27:12,780
It is pure chocolate.

6809
06:27:12,840 --> 06:27:13,880
It's great chocolate.

6810
06:27:14,280 --> 06:27:15,160
Now, how about when you are playing?

6811
06:27:15,180 --> 06:27:16,120
How's the control on this?

6812
06:27:16,120 --> 06:27:16,920
The control is great.

6813
06:27:16,920 --> 06:27:17,920
So the gameplay is good, too.

6814
06:27:18,000 --> 06:27:19,940
And what's really nice is that unlike in past years,

6815
06:27:20,020 --> 06:27:22,400
when there was kind of always a secret play that would just always score,

6816
06:27:22,520 --> 06:27:23,340
they show you...

6817
06:27:23,340 --> 06:27:24,920
Creamcast, thanks for the tip.

6818
06:27:24,920 --> 06:27:28,080
You really have to play hockey, you know, drop passes, one-timers,

6819
06:27:28,140 --> 06:27:29,620
that kind of thing is the only way you're going to score.

6820
06:27:29,760 --> 06:27:32,160
Better than even the hockey games on the game consoles.

6821
06:27:32,280 --> 06:27:32,560
Definitely.

6822
06:27:32,920 --> 06:27:33,200
Definitely.

6823
06:27:33,200 --> 06:27:34,140
Better looking, at least.

6824
06:27:34,240 --> 06:27:35,180
PCs runs better, then.

6825
06:27:35,280 --> 06:27:35,440
Yep.

6826
06:27:35,440 --> 06:27:35,780
That's amazing.

6827
06:27:36,000 --> 06:27:36,960
All right, now, speaking of consoles,

6828
06:27:37,100 --> 06:27:39,480
this is obviously the hot baby right now, the Dreamcast.

6829
06:27:39,680 --> 06:27:40,140
You like it.

6830
06:27:40,260 --> 06:27:40,540
I love it.

6831
06:27:40,540 --> 06:27:40,880
Hot baby.

6832
06:27:40,940 --> 06:27:41,580
Everybody loves it.

6833
06:27:41,680 --> 06:27:43,400
Yeah, everybody loves it.

6834
06:27:43,700 --> 06:27:45,320
In fact, it's the fastest-selling console.

6835
06:27:45,320 --> 06:27:46,840
If I just press left on the keyboard,

6836
06:27:46,840 --> 06:27:48,220
will it give me five seconds' time?

6837
06:27:49,120 --> 06:27:50,680
That's not bad.

6838
06:27:50,760 --> 06:27:51,480
PCs runs better, then.

6839
06:27:51,580 --> 06:27:51,720
Yep.

6840
06:27:51,740 --> 06:27:52,080
That's amazing.

6841
06:27:52,300 --> 06:27:53,260
All right, now, speaking of consoles,

6842
06:27:53,420 --> 06:27:55,420
this is obviously the hot baby right now, the Dreamcast.

6843
06:27:55,420 --> 06:27:55,460
Definitely.

6844
06:27:55,940 --> 06:27:57,400
The hot baby, the Dreamcast.

6845
06:27:57,840 --> 06:27:59,860
Shenmue was probably already out now.

6846
06:27:59,940 --> 06:28:01,800
Maybe Shenmue 2 was in development,

6847
06:28:02,180 --> 06:28:04,540
or perhaps even on sale.

6848
06:28:04,640 --> 06:28:04,820
The cast.

6849
06:28:04,980 --> 06:28:05,440
You like it.

6850
06:28:05,560 --> 06:28:05,980
I love it.

6851
06:28:06,180 --> 06:28:06,900
Everybody loves it.

6852
06:28:07,000 --> 06:28:07,780
Yeah, in fact,

6853
06:28:07,800 --> 06:28:09,660
it's the fastest-selling console in history.

6854
06:28:09,920 --> 06:28:10,120
Really?

6855
06:28:10,200 --> 06:28:10,840
They've really done it.

6856
06:28:10,920 --> 06:28:11,240
Oh, yeah.

6857
06:28:11,380 --> 06:28:12,500
Now, talk about the controller.

6858
06:28:12,500 --> 06:28:12,760
Oh, yeah.

6859
06:28:12,760 --> 06:28:14,220
That's one of the things I really like about the Dreamcast.

6860
06:28:14,260 --> 06:28:15,820
No, no, they really did it.

6861
06:28:16,140 --> 06:28:17,180
They really went there.

6862
06:28:17,740 --> 06:28:21,860
And the controller had a fucking little video display for your memory.

6863
06:28:21,980 --> 06:28:26,220
Well, the really nice thing about the controller is, if I can just turn it around here.

6864
06:28:26,220 --> 06:28:26,260
Sure.

6865
06:28:26,320 --> 06:28:28,120
So you can see it's got these analog triggers.

6866
06:28:28,380 --> 06:28:32,180
So you can sort of analog, he said there, instead of analog, which is interesting.

6867
06:28:32,180 --> 06:28:33,380
They've really done it.

6868
06:28:33,480 --> 06:28:33,780
Oh, yeah.

6869
06:28:33,940 --> 06:28:35,120
Now, talk about the controller.

6870
06:28:35,220 --> 06:28:36,800
That's one of the things I really like about the Dreamcast.

6871
06:28:36,820 --> 06:28:39,840
Well, the really nice thing about the controller is, if I can just turn it around here,

6872
06:28:39,940 --> 06:28:41,740
is that you can see it's got these analog triggers.

6873
06:28:41,900 --> 06:28:44,580
So you can sort of really control how much gas or brake you give it in the game.

6874
06:28:44,580 --> 06:28:46,100
Right, you can use both fingers on those triggers.

6875
06:28:46,100 --> 06:28:46,120
Exactly.

6876
06:28:46,300 --> 06:28:50,680
And then the nice thing is this thing right here, which is the, this is where you save your games.

6877
06:28:50,780 --> 06:28:52,180
It's called the visual memory unit.

6878
06:28:52,540 --> 06:28:54,120
Looked cool, but it was shite.

6879
06:28:54,220 --> 06:28:57,160
Didn't have a Dreamcast, but, I mean, did play one.

6880
06:28:57,160 --> 06:29:02,200
I never got, I think you could play a minigame on this, like a snake or a Tetris-esque minigame.

6881
06:29:02,900 --> 06:29:05,420
The screen wasn't even as big as the fucking Game Boy one, like.

6882
06:29:05,780 --> 06:29:09,720
But you turn it over when you take it out of the game controller, and it's got a little screen here.

6883
06:29:09,800 --> 06:29:10,140
Exactly.

6884
06:29:10,260 --> 06:29:11,360
So you can actually play a little game on here?

6885
06:29:11,360 --> 06:29:11,540
Yep.

6886
06:29:11,640 --> 06:29:12,700
They call it a PDA, but.

6887
06:29:13,140 --> 06:29:14,800
I hope Stu says Game Boy here.

6888
06:29:15,200 --> 06:29:17,860
Thank you very much there, Reginald Spoon.

6889
06:29:18,360 --> 06:29:20,140
It's not really, but it's pretty cool.

6890
06:29:20,260 --> 06:29:23,540
But you can, with a cool, you can save a game on this thing and then take it to your friend's house,

6891
06:29:23,620 --> 06:29:25,700
put it into his Dreamcast and play the same game.

6892
06:29:25,700 --> 06:29:29,300
In fact, if you have two of them, you can actually hook them up and exchange data that way.

6893
06:29:29,400 --> 06:29:29,900
Oh, Dynamite.

6894
06:29:30,180 --> 06:29:34,900
All right, now, another hot game I know you like is the new version of Age of Empires right here.

6895
06:29:35,260 --> 06:29:37,600
I'm not making fun of the 90s there, Tex.

6896
06:29:38,200 --> 06:29:40,320
I'm actually celebrating the show.

6897
06:29:40,480 --> 06:29:41,220
It's a great show.

6898
06:29:43,120 --> 06:29:45,820
There's a lot of good stuff in it.

6899
06:29:46,720 --> 06:29:48,480
And a lot of rubbish stuff as well.

6900
06:29:48,580 --> 06:29:51,020
So, in a way, I am making fun of the 90s.

6901
06:29:51,160 --> 06:29:52,800
But not the decade or era.

6902
06:29:52,940 --> 06:29:53,300
The show.

6903
06:29:53,440 --> 06:29:54,400
The technology.

6904
06:29:55,700 --> 06:30:01,160
I kind of wonder what the fucking thing is that we'll be laughing about in 30 years' time.

6905
06:30:01,960 --> 06:30:03,620
If we're still here, I hope.

6906
06:30:04,660 --> 06:30:06,200
You know, will it be that funny?

6907
06:30:06,900 --> 06:30:17,700
The products and the technologies on display in the Computer Chronicles era had an innocence and kind of fucking simplicity to them that I don't really think you would get now.

6908
06:30:17,840 --> 06:30:23,080
It's all, if it is a show, it probably wouldn't really be stuff that you'd be holding.

6909
06:30:23,200 --> 06:30:26,020
It'd just be concepts and apps and things like that.

6910
06:30:27,140 --> 06:30:28,040
I mean, I could be wrong.

6911
06:30:28,040 --> 06:30:29,120
There's probably something.

6912
06:30:29,520 --> 06:30:34,860
All the stuff that you see now that's reviewed on YouTube is just people doing it themselves.

6913
06:30:35,160 --> 06:30:46,060
But, I mean, a full-on fucking budgeted show like this has its own vibe and aura encased and ensconced within it.

6914
06:30:46,060 --> 06:31:04,140
I don't think we'll be looking back at videos of Marques Brownlee or any of the big tech reviewers from now with the same reverence and love and joy that we get from Mr. Christmas himself, Stew Baby, Chaffee.

6915
06:31:04,300 --> 06:31:10,840
And here he is about to delve into nothing less or short of magical Age of Empires 2.

6916
06:31:11,020 --> 06:31:14,100
Don't have it up and running because it takes a long time to load, but tell us why you like this.

6917
06:31:14,100 --> 06:31:16,060
Well, this is a real-time strategy game.

6918
06:31:16,260 --> 06:31:20,860
And unlike the previous Age of Empires, which was set with the Greeks and the Romans, this is now set in the Middle Ages.

6919
06:31:21,280 --> 06:31:23,780
So you can play as the Vikings, the English, the Japanese.

6920
06:31:24,500 --> 06:31:31,600
And great play balancing, really detailed graphics, and just they've really done their sort of historical homework on this game.

6921
06:31:31,600 --> 06:31:33,460
Now, the original Age was a big hit, obviously.

6922
06:31:33,700 --> 06:31:34,240
Oh, huge, yeah.

6923
06:31:34,480 --> 06:31:37,460
Because, I mean, there's a lot of these types of games in this genre.

6924
06:31:37,600 --> 06:31:41,340
Well, there's a lot of them, but a lot of them, you know, just have orcs fighting against each other, that kind of thing.

6925
06:31:41,340 --> 06:31:43,880
Thank you very much, Lewis.

6926
06:31:44,000 --> 06:31:47,440
And they put a different twist on it with going into history, and it's really been successful.

6927
06:31:47,640 --> 06:31:49,260
And actually, you learn a lot from playing the game, right?

6928
06:31:49,380 --> 06:31:50,060
Yeah, yeah. And it's a good time.

6929
06:31:50,080 --> 06:31:51,380
So, you know, in Age of Kings, you like that.

6930
06:31:51,620 --> 06:31:57,240
Now, the coolest thing of all, let me move our Dreamcast away here, because I want you to show us this thing over here.

6931
06:31:57,660 --> 06:31:59,740
Can't be any cooler than the Dreamcast.

6932
06:31:59,900 --> 06:32:02,280
Which is called Red Beard's Pirate Quest.

6933
06:32:02,540 --> 06:32:04,560
This is one of these real leaps forward in games.

6934
06:32:04,560 --> 06:32:04,900
Yeah, definitely.

6935
06:32:05,060 --> 06:32:06,040
In fact, this is something my mind...

6936
06:32:06,040 --> 06:32:10,080
It very much looks like a leap backwards, but let's see where it goes here.

6937
06:32:10,080 --> 06:32:11,740
It's a little bit more than the magazine wouldn't cover, because it's for older gamers.

6938
06:32:11,900 --> 06:32:13,520
But everyone at the magazine likes it so much...

6939
06:32:13,520 --> 06:32:14,000
This is older than you?

6940
06:32:14,340 --> 06:32:14,500
Yeah.

6941
06:32:15,140 --> 06:32:17,820
That we're just playing with it all the time.

6942
06:32:17,820 --> 06:32:18,420
What's the deal here?

6943
06:32:18,460 --> 06:32:19,080
So this is a boat?

6944
06:32:19,080 --> 06:32:23,240
So what this is, it's a standard sort of pirate play set, and it attaches to your...

6945
06:32:23,240 --> 06:32:26,500
It's just a standard pirate play set, nothing more, nothing less.

6946
06:32:26,640 --> 06:32:33,240
But Stu got a little bit agitated with how long this little segment was taking up, so he does hustle and harry him a bit there.

6947
06:32:33,320 --> 06:32:34,460
I don't know if you caught that.

6948
06:32:34,460 --> 06:32:37,500
This year, which is called Red Beard's Pirate Quest.

6949
06:32:37,740 --> 06:32:39,800
This is one of these real leaps forward in games.

6950
06:32:39,800 --> 06:32:40,120
Yeah, definitely.

6951
06:32:40,240 --> 06:32:43,080
In fact, this is something my magazine wouldn't cover, because it's for older gamers.

6952
06:32:43,260 --> 06:32:44,800
But everyone at the magazine likes it so much...

6953
06:32:44,800 --> 06:32:45,340
This is older than you?

6954
06:32:45,680 --> 06:32:45,860
Yeah.

6955
06:32:46,500 --> 06:32:49,160
That we're just playing with it all the time.

6956
06:32:49,160 --> 06:32:49,760
What's the deal here?

6957
06:32:49,760 --> 06:32:50,460
So this is a boat.

6958
06:32:51,620 --> 06:32:52,800
What's the deal, man?

6959
06:32:53,680 --> 06:32:54,460
What is this?

6960
06:32:54,540 --> 06:32:59,780
It's a standard sort of pirate play set, and it attaches to your computer via the serial cable.

6961
06:32:59,940 --> 06:33:00,500
It's very simple.

6962
06:33:00,840 --> 06:33:01,920
And then on screen...

6963
06:33:01,920 --> 06:33:03,120
So this is a boat.

6964
06:33:03,460 --> 06:33:04,460
So you're an ant.

6965
06:33:04,880 --> 06:33:06,260
You can see the boat here.

6966
06:33:06,620 --> 06:33:10,100
And when you move the characters, the company makes this Zowie Interactive.

6967
06:33:10,120 --> 06:33:10,300
Yeah.

6968
06:33:10,300 --> 06:33:11,900
It has some sort of secret technology.

6969
06:33:12,040 --> 06:33:15,640
When you move the characters on the boat, it knows right where they are.

6970
06:33:15,640 --> 06:33:18,840
So you move the physical character and the computer character goes.

6971
06:33:18,960 --> 06:33:19,280
Exactly.

6972
06:33:19,280 --> 06:33:21,780
And then when you want to sail the boat, you take one of the characters.

6973
06:33:21,960 --> 06:33:22,840
Take this girl here.

6974
06:33:23,240 --> 06:33:23,980
Put her in charge.

6975
06:33:24,620 --> 06:33:25,160
And then...

6976
06:33:25,160 --> 06:33:26,040
Okay, what else?

6977
06:33:26,160 --> 06:33:26,860
Thanks for the tip.

6978
06:33:27,000 --> 06:33:29,120
She's loading it up so it knows that she's going to go run the boat right now.

6979
06:33:29,120 --> 06:33:29,140
Exactly.

6980
06:33:29,500 --> 06:33:33,240
And now, as soon as it's done loading, you'll be sailing the boat.

6981
06:33:33,300 --> 06:33:33,460
Okay.

6982
06:33:33,520 --> 06:33:35,020
And it knows which character is which.

6983
06:33:35,080 --> 06:33:35,180
Yeah.

6984
06:33:35,220 --> 06:33:35,580
It knows...

6985
06:33:35,580 --> 06:33:36,120
You'll see.

6986
06:33:36,240 --> 06:33:36,760
It's the girl...

6987
06:33:36,760 --> 06:33:39,180
This looks utterly awful.

6988
06:33:39,180 --> 06:33:44,040
And it was teed up or presented as better than the Dreamcast.

6989
06:33:45,040 --> 06:33:46,980
I mean, for fuck's sake.

6990
06:33:46,980 --> 06:33:58,260
It never works when you try and blend two concepts together like a real physical fucking thing and then a visual display that probably like...

6991
06:33:58,260 --> 06:33:59,400
I don't know.

6992
06:33:59,480 --> 06:34:02,980
You're using your imagination for the thing you have in front of you in your hands.

6993
06:34:03,140 --> 06:34:09,720
And then they're presenting you with something that is less than what you probably imagined in your mind or even is actually happening in front of you.

6994
06:34:09,860 --> 06:34:10,220
Boat.

6995
06:34:10,300 --> 06:34:10,580
Okay.

6996
06:34:10,580 --> 06:34:11,980
She's sailing towards this...

6997
06:34:11,980 --> 06:34:13,920
And so now, no joystick, no mouse.

6998
06:34:14,000 --> 06:34:15,080
You're navigating with the wheel.

6999
06:34:15,220 --> 06:34:16,620
To steer, I use the steering wheel.

7000
06:34:17,120 --> 06:34:21,560
And if you want to see what's closer, you can go up here to the crow's nest and use the...

7001
06:34:21,560 --> 06:34:22,560
Oh, that is so cool.

7002
06:34:23,340 --> 06:34:23,520
Yep.

7003
06:34:23,640 --> 06:34:24,600
And it's just fantastic.

7004
06:34:25,140 --> 06:34:25,880
What's it with the...

7005
06:34:25,880 --> 06:34:29,880
The dead, emotionless delivery.

7006
06:34:29,880 --> 06:34:35,340
The kind of how much time left in the segment delivery of...

7007
06:34:35,340 --> 06:34:38,820
That is so cool from Stu there.

7008
06:34:39,440 --> 06:34:40,620
Deer, I use the steering wheel.

7009
06:34:41,120 --> 06:34:45,580
And if you want to see what's closer, you can go up here to the crow's nest and use the...

7010
06:34:45,580 --> 06:34:46,580
Oh, that is so cool.

7011
06:34:47,340 --> 06:34:47,540
Yep.

7012
06:34:47,640 --> 06:34:48,760
And it's just fantastic.

7013
06:34:49,140 --> 06:34:50,180
What's it with the cannon thing?

7014
06:34:50,240 --> 06:34:50,700
Same idea?

7015
06:34:50,840 --> 06:34:50,980
Yeah.

7016
06:34:51,000 --> 06:34:52,100
So you shoot other boats with that?

7017
06:34:52,120 --> 06:34:54,500
If I drop somebody over here on the cannon...

7018
06:34:54,500 --> 06:34:55,200
All right.

7019
06:34:55,240 --> 06:34:57,160
So now she's running the cannon.

7020
06:34:58,280 --> 06:34:58,600
Yep.

7021
06:34:58,600 --> 06:35:02,480
So if I want to fire, I just move the cannon to aim, push the button to fire.

7022
06:35:02,720 --> 06:35:03,780
That is so dynamite.

7023
06:35:03,860 --> 06:35:05,960
So, I mean, forget, you know, the generic...

7024
06:35:05,960 --> 06:35:06,900
It's so dynamite.

7025
06:35:06,920 --> 06:35:07,780
Joystick and the mouse.

7026
06:35:07,800 --> 06:35:08,020
Exactly.

7027
06:35:08,020 --> 06:35:10,120
You really have a real game that works on the computer.

7028
06:35:10,140 --> 06:35:12,640
Once you get this running, you don't need the keyboard or the mouse at all.

7029
06:35:12,820 --> 06:35:14,060
Well, and just plugs in like a joystick?

7030
06:35:14,140 --> 06:35:14,960
Yeah, it's really easy.

7031
06:35:15,240 --> 06:35:16,480
It takes five minutes to set up.

7032
06:35:16,500 --> 06:35:17,060
How much does it cost?

7033
06:35:17,220 --> 06:35:17,840
60 bucks.

7034
06:35:18,640 --> 06:35:18,880
Wow.

7035
06:35:18,880 --> 06:35:19,580
All right, one more thing.

7036
06:35:19,700 --> 06:35:19,860
I want...

7037
06:35:19,860 --> 06:35:23,900
Just the dead air at the end of the 60 bucks, leaving it hanging.

7038
06:35:24,420 --> 06:35:33,420
Stu there is saying something while saying nothing because he's leaving it to the viewer to say that that's a bad deal.

7039
06:35:33,920 --> 06:35:34,580
He knows that.

7040
06:35:35,300 --> 06:35:37,240
And he's got enough class.

7041
06:35:37,760 --> 06:35:38,820
Let me tell you about Stu.

7042
06:35:38,940 --> 06:35:41,160
He's got enough class not to say that.

7043
06:35:42,220 --> 06:35:42,620
Right.

7044
06:35:42,820 --> 06:35:45,460
Once you get this running, you don't need the keyboard or the mouse at all.

7045
06:35:45,660 --> 06:35:46,880
And just plugs in like a joystick?

7046
06:35:46,980 --> 06:35:47,800
Yeah, it's really easy.

7047
06:35:48,100 --> 06:35:48,480
How much?

7048
06:35:48,560 --> 06:35:49,320
It takes five minutes to set up.

7049
06:35:49,340 --> 06:35:49,900
How much does it cost?

7050
06:35:50,080 --> 06:35:50,680
60 bucks.

7051
06:35:51,660 --> 06:35:52,260
All right, one more thing.

7052
06:35:53,640 --> 06:35:54,280
Right, okay.

7053
06:35:54,900 --> 06:35:55,500
One more thing.

7054
06:35:55,560 --> 06:35:57,800
I want you to show us this one over here, Chris.

7055
06:35:57,900 --> 06:36:01,160
I guess you might call this the girl's version of that same idea.

7056
06:36:01,500 --> 06:36:03,220
Oh, God, the girl's version.

7057
06:36:05,260 --> 06:36:07,700
This is another joystick, right?

7058
06:36:07,800 --> 06:36:08,160
Exactly.

7059
06:36:08,160 --> 06:36:10,700
This is called Ellie's Secret Garden.

7060
06:36:10,940 --> 06:36:15,020
That was the boy's version before.

7061
06:36:15,220 --> 06:36:16,620
It had a fucking...

7062
06:36:16,620 --> 06:36:17,980
It was a girl steering the ship.

7063
06:36:18,040 --> 06:36:19,060
It was anyone's version.

7064
06:36:20,060 --> 06:36:20,960
Ellie's Enchanted Garden, actually.

7065
06:36:20,960 --> 06:36:21,980
Ellie's Enchanted Garden, sorry about that.

7066
06:36:22,100 --> 06:36:27,900
So this guy, I meant to believe that this tech reviewer guy has played with this and he knows the ins and outs of it.

7067
06:36:27,900 --> 06:36:28,340
Same kind of thing.

7068
06:36:28,400 --> 06:36:29,940
You can move these different characters around.

7069
06:36:30,400 --> 06:36:32,460
And this one actually has more things that move than the...

7070
06:36:32,460 --> 06:36:34,160
And it's plugged into the serial port.

7071
06:36:34,180 --> 06:36:35,380
This is the way you run the game.

7072
06:36:35,380 --> 06:36:37,500
Play a game just with moving these characters around.

7073
06:36:37,880 --> 06:36:39,780
A little non-violent for people who don't want that.

7074
06:36:39,860 --> 06:36:40,160
Exactly.

7075
06:36:40,440 --> 06:36:40,780
Very cool.

7076
06:36:40,860 --> 06:36:41,420
Thank you very much.

7077
06:36:41,560 --> 06:36:41,940
Yeah, thanks a lot.

7078
06:36:42,120 --> 06:36:42,380
All right.

7079
06:36:42,420 --> 06:36:47,500
Well, now on to palm top and portable goodies and some amazing new products and technologies.

7080
06:36:48,300 --> 06:36:50,640
Hot top and product are amazing.

7081
06:36:51,180 --> 06:36:57,860
Get a really good tune out of what he's saying for the little links, especially when there's hot stuff, hot tech.

7082
06:36:58,640 --> 06:37:00,880
A little non-violent for people who don't want that.

7083
06:37:00,940 --> 06:37:01,280
Exactly.

7084
06:37:02,040 --> 06:37:03,600
Dom, it's the computer chronicles.

7085
06:37:03,600 --> 06:37:08,620
And there's a whole treasure trove of them up on internet archive.

7086
06:37:08,680 --> 06:37:09,420
Very cool.

7087
06:37:09,480 --> 06:37:10,080
Thank you very much.

7088
06:37:10,080 --> 06:37:10,340
Yeah, thanks.

7089
06:37:10,480 --> 06:37:11,660
Very cool shows.

7090
06:37:12,020 --> 06:37:12,500
Dynamite.

7091
06:37:12,820 --> 06:37:13,680
Real good stuff.

7092
06:37:14,140 --> 06:37:14,760
All right.

7093
06:37:14,820 --> 06:37:18,080
Well, now on to palm top and palm top.

7094
06:37:18,080 --> 06:37:18,080
Palm top.

7095
06:37:18,080 --> 06:37:22,120
I gotta tell you, look at the way he's pursing his lips.

7096
06:37:22,340 --> 06:37:25,420
Ready to fucking pop out those peas.

7097
06:37:26,700 --> 06:37:27,660
Palm top.

7098
06:37:28,440 --> 06:37:37,680
And like, it's up there with, what was it, not tabletop, game, game, stop, no, hand held palm top.

7099
06:37:38,520 --> 06:37:40,240
Portable goodies and some amazing.

7100
06:37:40,960 --> 06:37:41,880
Palm top.

7101
06:37:42,100 --> 06:37:43,260
Portable goodies.

7102
06:37:44,000 --> 06:37:45,040
Amazing new products.

7103
06:37:45,400 --> 06:37:48,460
Real lips purchased for the peas.

7104
06:37:48,460 --> 06:37:48,580
Technologies.

7105
06:37:49,580 --> 06:37:51,360
With us again, Chris Gorman and Tim.

7106
06:37:51,740 --> 06:37:52,660
Gris Gorman.

7107
06:37:52,920 --> 06:37:53,380
I don't want that.

7108
06:37:53,440 --> 06:37:53,780
Exactly.

7109
06:37:54,040 --> 06:37:54,400
Very cool.

7110
06:37:54,460 --> 06:37:55,020
Thank you very much.

7111
06:37:55,040 --> 06:37:55,540
Yeah, thanks a lot.

7112
06:37:55,720 --> 06:37:55,980
All right.

7113
06:37:56,020 --> 06:38:01,040
Well, now on to palm top and portable goodies and some amazing new products and technologies.

7114
06:38:01,500 --> 06:38:04,560
With us again, Chris Gorman and Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies.

7115
06:38:04,860 --> 06:38:05,880
Tim, let's start with you.

7116
06:38:06,040 --> 06:38:07,080
And you have, I know you're a big.

7117
06:38:07,080 --> 06:38:10,900
They've treated their old guests as new guests.

7118
06:38:11,140 --> 06:38:12,860
Portable, notebook kind of guy.

7119
06:38:13,220 --> 06:38:14,400
This is what, the new ThinkPad?

7120
06:38:14,400 --> 06:38:17,780
Yeah, this is the new ThinkPad in the ultra-portable category.

7121
06:38:17,940 --> 06:38:18,400
The ThinkPad 240Z.

7122
06:38:19,040 --> 06:38:19,720
So tiny.

7123
06:38:19,980 --> 06:38:21,640
Yeah, it weighs about 2.8 pounds.

7124
06:38:22,380 --> 06:38:24,240
It's like about, it's an inch or less than an inch.

7125
06:38:24,240 --> 06:38:25,400
It is, $17.99.

7126
06:38:25,660 --> 06:38:26,600
Great keyboard.

7127
06:38:27,180 --> 06:38:29,340
But what they've done different than some of the other ultra-portable.

7128
06:38:29,340 --> 06:38:31,640
What a gorgeous laptop.

7129
06:38:32,940 --> 06:38:35,840
What an absolutely gorgeous laptop that is.

7130
06:38:35,880 --> 06:38:36,380
Have you seen it?

7131
06:38:36,400 --> 06:38:36,800
Portables.

7132
06:38:37,020 --> 06:38:42,020
Look at the little, it's got one of those nubs in the middle of the keyboard that you just

7133
06:38:42,020 --> 06:38:46,360
went at, like, to move the cursor around the screen.

7134
06:38:46,440 --> 06:38:48,100
Actually added all the port.

7135
06:38:48,420 --> 06:38:49,500
A real bad boy.

7136
06:38:49,640 --> 06:38:51,600
So you don't have to have a port replicator that you carry.

7137
06:38:51,600 --> 06:38:52,800
So this is the whole ballgame.

7138
06:38:52,940 --> 06:38:53,320
Plug in there.

7139
06:38:53,660 --> 06:38:55,980
Again, the whole fucking ballgame in a box.

7140
06:38:55,980 --> 06:38:56,260
Everything.

7141
06:38:56,880 --> 06:38:59,020
Serial, parallel, and video out.

7142
06:38:59,020 --> 06:39:00,220
The imaginary fit cursor.

7143
06:39:00,220 --> 06:39:02,600
And so for $17.99, you have a great little system.

7144
06:39:02,600 --> 06:39:03,160
What processor?

7145
06:39:03,480 --> 06:39:07,780
This is a P2, I believe it's 266.

7146
06:39:07,780 --> 06:39:07,780
Okay.

7147
06:39:07,780 --> 06:39:09,180
So I mean, it's a hefty little machine there.

7148
06:39:09,180 --> 06:39:10,180
Good little machine, right.

7149
06:39:10,260 --> 06:39:12,020
And it's got about a 4-gig hard drive on it.

7150
06:39:12,080 --> 06:39:12,900
So it's pretty solid.

7151
06:39:13,240 --> 06:39:14,280
Pop up the lid on that.

7152
06:39:14,280 --> 06:39:16,400
I know you also like this new compact Armada.

7153
06:39:16,560 --> 06:39:16,800
Why?

7154
06:39:17,240 --> 06:39:17,920
Well, a couple things.

7155
06:39:18,020 --> 06:39:18,900
First of all...

7156
06:39:18,900 --> 06:39:20,160
First of all, we're watching a movie on it.

7157
06:39:20,200 --> 06:39:20,920
We're watching a movie, right.

7158
06:39:20,940 --> 06:39:21,860
So it's got a DVD drive.

7159
06:39:22,020 --> 06:39:23,280
What you've got is a slice.

7160
06:39:23,380 --> 06:39:25,180
The bottom slice has the DVD player.

7161
06:39:25,180 --> 06:39:26,820
One of those jobs where you can just pull it apart.

7162
06:39:26,940 --> 06:39:28,240
With the 3 1⁄2-inch floppy.

7163
06:39:28,420 --> 06:39:28,880
Everything's there.

7164
06:39:28,960 --> 06:39:30,500
So basically, this is my desk.

7165
06:39:30,940 --> 06:39:31,740
Desktop replacement.

7166
06:39:31,900 --> 06:39:34,040
And I literally do that as a desktop replacement.

7167
06:39:34,040 --> 06:39:34,720
So this has it all.

7168
06:39:34,760 --> 06:39:35,960
But even this baby is pretty small.

7169
06:39:35,980 --> 06:39:36,860
Under 5 pounds.

7170
06:39:37,260 --> 06:39:40,360
But when I go on the road, what I do is I pop out...

7171
06:39:40,360 --> 06:39:40,940
The toolbox.

7172
06:39:40,940 --> 06:39:41,340
This.

7173
06:39:41,740 --> 06:39:46,080
And now I've got something that's about 2.9 pounds.

7174
06:39:46,600 --> 06:39:48,220
This, again, is a Celeron.

7175
06:39:48,580 --> 06:39:49,920
But it's a great little system.

7176
06:39:50,460 --> 06:39:55,160
And it works on the road for me now as a full portable system.

7177
06:39:55,160 --> 06:39:57,220
And so you can leave this guy at home on your desk.

7178
06:39:57,340 --> 06:39:58,160
And you've got it all.

7179
06:39:58,160 --> 06:39:58,480
And they do the same things.

7180
06:39:58,800 --> 06:40:00,400
They put all the ports on there.

7181
06:40:00,400 --> 06:40:00,640
Yeah.

7182
06:40:01,120 --> 06:40:02,840
Really, really smart design.

7183
06:40:03,120 --> 06:40:04,620
This is actually considered right now.

7184
06:40:04,640 --> 06:40:05,300
He reminds...

7185
06:40:05,300 --> 06:40:06,280
Stu...

7186
06:40:06,280 --> 06:40:10,420
Actually, I've just realized after four years of watching Stu.

7187
06:40:10,660 --> 06:40:11,180
Maybe five.

7188
06:40:11,280 --> 06:40:11,980
Maybe four, actually.

7189
06:40:13,280 --> 06:40:18,140
There's a bit of Kevin Spacey in his timbre.

7190
06:40:18,400 --> 06:40:20,700
Or fucking voice delivery.

7191
06:40:20,840 --> 06:40:21,560
I don't know what it is.

7192
06:40:22,320 --> 06:40:25,000
I'm not saying in a kind of creepy way.

7193
06:40:25,060 --> 06:40:27,060
But I'm just saying in an acting kind of sense.

7194
06:40:27,120 --> 06:40:28,100
He sounds like him.

7195
06:40:28,160 --> 06:40:29,240
And the delivery is...

7196
06:40:29,240 --> 06:40:33,740
He's got the strong vocal resonation or whatever you call that.

7197
06:40:33,800 --> 06:40:36,160
Vocal register as Spacey.

7198
06:40:36,900 --> 06:40:37,280
Do you know?

7199
06:40:37,820 --> 06:40:39,620
I can imagine Spacey saying,

7200
06:40:40,020 --> 06:40:41,120
Okay, it's a great...

7201
06:40:41,840 --> 06:40:43,180
Okay, that's a great little piece.

7202
06:40:43,260 --> 06:40:44,520
That's the whole ballgame.

7203
06:40:44,700 --> 06:40:45,140
Right.

7204
06:40:45,620 --> 06:40:50,360
Do you know the way he would be, like, disaffected in fucking American Beauty?

7205
06:40:50,660 --> 06:40:52,660
And he'd talk, like, uh...

7206
06:40:53,380 --> 06:40:55,460
Oh, you don't like your Happy Meal.

7207
06:40:56,040 --> 06:40:56,980
How sad.

7208
06:40:57,580 --> 06:41:00,300
Like, there's a lot of that in Stu's delivery as well.

7209
06:41:00,340 --> 06:41:01,660
I wonder, do they come from the same...

7210
06:41:02,800 --> 06:41:04,120
Place or what?

7211
06:41:06,620 --> 06:41:07,320
Graphically, I mean.

7212
06:41:07,580 --> 06:41:10,580
And so you can leave this guy at home on your desk and you've got it all.

7213
06:41:10,580 --> 06:41:10,880
And they do the same things.

7214
06:41:11,260 --> 06:41:12,800
They put all the ports on there.

7215
06:41:12,800 --> 06:41:12,820
Still got all the ports there.

7216
06:41:12,960 --> 06:41:13,100
Yeah.

7217
06:41:13,560 --> 06:41:13,880
Really.

7218
06:41:14,260 --> 06:41:16,040
Still got all the ports there.

7219
06:41:16,840 --> 06:41:19,560
That sounds like something Spacey would say in a film.

7220
06:41:19,680 --> 06:41:20,980
A really smart design.

7221
06:41:21,300 --> 06:41:24,880
This is actually considered right now probably the hottest machine on the market.

7222
06:41:24,880 --> 06:41:25,820
And what does this thing cost?

7223
06:41:26,040 --> 06:41:28,200
The portable itself is $18.99.

7224
06:41:28,300 --> 06:41:29,080
Okay, you can buy it separately.

7225
06:41:29,180 --> 06:41:30,360
Just the piece and then buy the dock.

7226
06:41:30,360 --> 06:41:31,620
And then the slice runs about...

7227
06:41:31,620 --> 06:41:32,800
I believe it's about $300.

7228
06:41:33,220 --> 06:41:34,660
That's such a brilliant piece of design, isn't it?

7229
06:41:34,660 --> 06:41:36,220
Just slice that thing in half, leave the junk behind.

7230
06:41:36,260 --> 06:41:36,560
It really is.

7231
06:41:36,560 --> 06:41:37,200
It's one of the best.

7232
06:41:37,360 --> 06:41:38,860
Now, you really want to get small.

7233
06:41:39,020 --> 06:41:40,560
A lot of people are not familiar with this thing.

7234
06:41:40,620 --> 06:41:41,180
Tell us about it.

7235
06:41:41,200 --> 06:41:41,340
Right.

7236
06:41:41,420 --> 06:41:44,120
This is from a company called Scion and it's called the Revo.

7237
06:41:44,280 --> 06:41:47,580
This is the newest hand-held device.

7238
06:41:47,800 --> 06:41:51,940
Kevin Spacey in a Computer Chronicles episode would be good.

7239
06:41:52,500 --> 06:41:52,740
Category.

7240
06:41:53,440 --> 06:41:59,880
And basically, you know, I can go in, put calendar, scheduler, notepads, phone numbers, write notes.

7241
06:41:59,880 --> 06:42:01,380
This is more than just a PDA, right?

7242
06:42:01,440 --> 06:42:02,320
I mean, this is a computer.

7243
06:42:02,540 --> 06:42:03,200
It really is.

7244
06:42:03,200 --> 06:42:06,060
When you really get down to it, it's a computer in its own right.

7245
06:42:06,500 --> 06:42:10,780
And the keyboard is a little small, but you can't actually type in it as I type my own name.

7246
06:42:10,780 --> 06:42:13,140
You can do spreadsheet, word processor, the whole bit in here, right?

7247
06:42:13,140 --> 06:42:13,480
It's incredible.

7248
06:42:14,300 --> 06:42:15,400
It's the whole ballgame.

7249
06:42:16,400 --> 06:42:18,240
It's the whole ballgame.

7250
06:42:19,120 --> 06:42:21,060
Thank you very much, Danny, for the tip there.

7251
06:42:21,240 --> 06:42:24,640
Stu always has a great flow in his presentation.

7252
06:42:24,800 --> 06:42:25,300
He really does.

7253
06:42:25,300 --> 06:42:29,720
You want to really go beyond the Palm Pilot kind of stuff and really have all kinds of, you know, software functionality.

7254
06:42:29,860 --> 06:42:30,500
You could use this thing.

7255
06:42:30,580 --> 06:42:30,700
Right.

7256
06:42:30,760 --> 06:42:32,420
And it's just on the market now for about $2.99.

7257
06:42:33,060 --> 06:42:34,180
You've got word in it.

7258
06:42:34,240 --> 06:42:37,020
Shefay is from Philadelphia and Spacey is from New Jersey.

7259
06:42:37,180 --> 06:42:38,140
It's not too far away.

7260
06:42:39,440 --> 06:42:43,620
And Spacey wouldn't wipe Stu's shoes, says Sean.

7261
06:42:46,700 --> 06:42:49,160
The whole caboodle, says Owen.

7262
06:42:49,160 --> 06:42:50,340
And people may not have heard this.

7263
06:42:50,400 --> 06:42:53,760
In fact, I think it's the world's largest seller of Palm Top devices, just not in this country.

7264
06:42:53,760 --> 06:42:54,620
They come out of Europe.

7265
06:42:54,620 --> 06:42:54,760
Palm Top.

7266
06:42:54,920 --> 06:42:58,300
And it uses an operating system called the Epoch 32.

7267
06:42:58,540 --> 06:42:58,780
Uh-huh.

7268
06:42:58,840 --> 06:43:00,600
But it is one of the largest sellers around the world.

7269
06:43:00,600 --> 06:43:00,600
Uh-huh.

7270
06:43:00,600 --> 06:43:01,060
All right.

7271
06:43:01,140 --> 06:43:02,660
And it is tiny and small.

7272
06:43:02,800 --> 06:43:02,940
Oh, yeah.

7273
06:43:02,940 --> 06:43:04,360
And you sync up with your, with your best set?

7274
06:43:04,360 --> 06:43:05,300
Yeah, put it in a little cradle.

7275
06:43:05,380 --> 06:43:05,860
Same idea.

7276
06:43:06,000 --> 06:43:07,980
Just like the Pilot, Palm Pilot, syncs right up.

7277
06:43:08,000 --> 06:43:08,000
All right.

7278
06:43:08,000 --> 06:43:10,620
Speaking of which, what is this little gadget over here?

7279
06:43:10,900 --> 06:43:11,840
This is real interesting.

7280
06:43:12,020 --> 06:43:14,600
This is Pocket Mail's product called the Back Flip.

7281
06:43:14,720 --> 06:43:19,460
And what it does is it's basically an acoustic coupler modem for the Palm Pilot.

7282
06:43:19,460 --> 06:43:21,720
So I put my Palm Pilot in it.

7283
06:43:22,140 --> 06:43:24,080
And I activate the slot.

7284
06:43:24,080 --> 06:43:26,160
I forgot about Tim's finger as well.

7285
06:43:26,160 --> 06:43:27,520
And I take this to any.

7286
06:43:27,860 --> 06:43:28,960
It's been an accident or something.

7287
06:43:28,960 --> 06:43:29,360
Telephone.

7288
06:43:29,500 --> 06:43:30,820
Just stick it next to a telephone.

7289
06:43:31,000 --> 06:43:31,180
Right.

7290
06:43:31,280 --> 06:43:33,580
And it's really a modern day acoustic coupler.

7291
06:43:33,940 --> 06:43:34,900
Stick it on the phone.

7292
06:43:35,400 --> 06:43:37,580
It was designed by some ex-NASA scientists.

7293
06:43:37,860 --> 06:43:39,780
And it's actually the most powerful acoustic coupler.

7294
06:43:39,780 --> 06:43:42,120
So you don't have to look for a phone with an RJ11 jack.

7295
06:43:42,180 --> 06:43:43,420
You don't have to carry around a wire.

7296
06:43:43,560 --> 06:43:44,820
You just find any pay phone.

7297
06:43:45,120 --> 06:43:45,880
Around the world.

7298
06:43:46,080 --> 06:43:46,820
Around the world.

7299
06:43:46,840 --> 06:43:47,420
Anywhere around the world.

7300
06:43:47,420 --> 06:43:48,640
So it doesn't matter what standard.

7301
06:43:48,800 --> 06:43:48,940
No.

7302
06:43:48,940 --> 06:43:51,760
Especially because of this acoustic coupler.

7303
06:43:52,200 --> 06:43:53,280
It has noise cancelling.

7304
06:43:53,600 --> 06:43:54,260
So I just stick it on the phone.

7305
06:43:54,260 --> 06:43:54,920
So it actually works.

7306
06:43:55,000 --> 06:43:57,900
I mean, you don't worry about the, you know, at the airport, the announcement comes on and

7307
06:43:57,900 --> 06:43:58,600
it screws up your download.

7308
06:43:58,600 --> 06:44:00,460
No, it really is a superb little thing.

7309
06:44:00,500 --> 06:44:01,660
And it's $99 as well.

7310
06:44:01,800 --> 06:44:02,200
$99?

7311
06:44:02,680 --> 06:44:02,880
Right.

7312
06:44:03,320 --> 06:44:03,960
That is amazing.

7313
06:44:04,020 --> 06:44:04,340
That's cool.

7314
06:44:04,760 --> 06:44:06,400
All right, Chris, I know you're a Mac person.

7315
06:44:06,480 --> 06:44:07,120
You find these little windows.

7316
06:44:07,460 --> 06:44:08,440
All right, Chris.

7317
06:44:08,880 --> 06:44:09,760
True reflection.

7318
06:44:09,920 --> 06:44:10,920
Thank you very much, sir.

7319
06:44:11,840 --> 06:44:13,080
Handheld tipping device.

7320
06:44:13,100 --> 06:44:14,340
One of those things boring over here.

7321
06:44:14,540 --> 06:44:15,660
And you brought your iBook.

7322
06:44:15,740 --> 06:44:17,640
And let me bring it out here so everybody can see it.

7323
06:44:17,960 --> 06:44:18,900
And you love this baby.

7324
06:44:18,900 --> 06:44:20,400
Oh, what's not to love?

7325
06:44:20,780 --> 06:44:21,180
Okay.

7326
06:44:21,460 --> 06:44:22,580
You'll love this baby.

7327
06:44:22,720 --> 06:44:23,480
About the iBook.

7328
06:44:23,580 --> 06:44:25,280
Besides being...

7329
06:44:25,280 --> 06:44:27,860
What a clamshell of a fucking laptop.

7330
06:44:28,040 --> 06:44:29,340
I don't even remember these guys.

7331
06:44:30,720 --> 06:44:31,620
It's disgusting.

7332
06:44:34,000 --> 06:44:36,100
It's like everything...

7333
06:44:36,100 --> 06:44:39,780
It's 1999 encapsulated in a product.

7334
06:44:40,060 --> 06:44:40,820
And this is...

7335
06:44:40,820 --> 06:44:42,140
I don't know what episode this is.

7336
06:44:42,200 --> 06:44:43,100
I don't know what year it is.

7337
06:44:43,160 --> 06:44:45,140
But it's probably in and around there.

7338
06:44:45,280 --> 06:44:45,880
Sexy and...

7339
06:44:45,880 --> 06:44:46,380
It looks great.

7340
06:44:46,500 --> 06:44:47,540
Oh, it looks fabulous.

7341
06:44:47,880 --> 06:44:49,500
But it's a high-powered machine.

7342
06:44:49,740 --> 06:44:50,600
It's a good computer, huh?

7343
06:44:50,600 --> 06:44:51,900
It's a fabulous computer.

7344
06:44:52,060 --> 06:44:53,520
It's got the CDs, got the USB.

7345
06:44:53,520 --> 06:44:53,760
It's got the USB.

7346
06:44:53,760 --> 06:44:54,360
It's got the turn around, sure.

7347
06:44:54,420 --> 06:44:56,360
But it's got the ports over there, I guess.

7348
06:44:57,140 --> 06:44:59,340
You know, the well-powered handle.

7349
06:44:59,340 --> 06:44:59,500
The handle.

7350
06:44:59,500 --> 06:45:00,140
The famous handle.

7351
06:45:00,720 --> 06:45:02,560
It's a famous handle as well.

7352
06:45:02,740 --> 06:45:03,320
It's curved.

7353
06:45:03,820 --> 06:45:04,460
No, it's very cool.

7354
06:45:04,460 --> 06:45:05,320
The little ports over there.

7355
06:45:05,360 --> 06:45:07,740
But it runs at a G3 at 300 megahertz.

7356
06:45:07,760 --> 06:45:10,260
Okay, but I mean, it's an iMac portable.

7357
06:45:10,440 --> 06:45:11,440
So you get all the power to the iMac.

7358
06:45:11,440 --> 06:45:12,900
It's everything that Apple does great in smaller factory.

7359
06:45:12,900 --> 06:45:13,960
Yeah, iMac to go, basically.

7360
06:45:14,080 --> 06:45:14,260
Yeah.

7361
06:45:14,620 --> 06:45:15,240
And this is...

7362
06:45:15,240 --> 06:45:19,860
Everything in a box, just the way you always want it, for $599.

7363
06:45:21,180 --> 06:45:22,920
Kinksy, thank you very much for the tip there.

7364
06:45:22,920 --> 06:45:24,700
Is really consumer, student-oriented, too?

7365
06:45:24,700 --> 06:45:27,020
Yeah, is really consumers.

7366
06:45:27,300 --> 06:45:28,220
At 300 megahertz.

7367
06:45:28,240 --> 06:45:31,920
Okay, but I mean, it's an iMac portable, so you get all the power to the iMac.

7368
06:45:31,920 --> 06:45:34,060
It's everything that Apple does great in smaller factory.

7369
06:45:34,060 --> 06:45:34,460
Yeah, iMac to go, basically.

7370
06:45:34,580 --> 06:45:34,780
Yeah.

7371
06:45:35,060 --> 06:45:37,240
And this is really consumer, student-oriented, too?

7372
06:45:37,240 --> 06:45:41,160
Yeah, it really is targeted to consumer, and Apple's got it going specifically to that.

7373
06:45:41,240 --> 06:45:44,480
I mean, I don't think I would take that into a business meeting, per se.

7374
06:45:45,100 --> 06:45:46,320
Well, I think that's the debate, though.

7375
06:45:46,620 --> 06:45:47,720
It's consumer...

7376
06:45:47,720 --> 06:45:50,600
You'd be fucking laughed out the business meeting, that thing.

7377
06:45:51,700 --> 06:45:52,800
Fucking clamshell.

7378
06:45:53,620 --> 06:45:57,640
Neon-painted, translucent, fucking cased clamshell.

7379
06:45:58,020 --> 06:45:58,440
What is that?

7380
06:45:58,600 --> 06:45:59,600
A V-Tech, is it?

7381
06:45:59,860 --> 06:46:03,900
Are you learning your ABCs, or are you going to show us a spreadsheet and the fucking turnover

7382
06:46:03,900 --> 06:46:04,760
for the year before?

7383
06:46:04,900 --> 06:46:10,340
Or maybe from the get-go, but because it's so high-powered, it's a great machine for anybody

7384
06:46:10,340 --> 06:46:11,100
who's...

7385
06:46:11,100 --> 06:46:12,980
Well, maybe it depends on how old you are, right?

7386
06:46:13,160 --> 06:46:13,520
I think so.

7387
06:46:14,200 --> 06:46:15,140
Stuart said it.

7388
06:46:15,200 --> 06:46:17,620
Stuart knew it looked like a fucking child's product.

7389
06:46:17,820 --> 06:46:18,340
It's shite.

7390
06:46:18,400 --> 06:46:20,340
If you're in your 20s, you can carry your iBook to the media.

7391
06:46:20,340 --> 06:46:21,980
If you think young, you can have it.

7392
06:46:21,980 --> 06:46:22,980
Kids love this one.

7393
06:46:23,100 --> 06:46:23,220
Yeah.

7394
06:46:23,420 --> 06:46:23,620
All right.

7395
06:46:23,680 --> 06:46:27,180
Now, Tim's been playing around with this little thing over here, which, Chris, I want you...

7396
06:46:27,180 --> 06:46:27,540
Okay.

7397
06:46:27,640 --> 06:46:28,800
We've got the iClam.

7398
06:46:29,180 --> 06:46:30,980
This is based on a shell from the sea.

7399
06:46:31,340 --> 06:46:34,020
This is based on a creature, sea creature.

7400
06:46:34,260 --> 06:46:36,040
And Tim's been playing with this clam.

7401
06:46:36,140 --> 06:46:39,880
To show us, Chris, this is really an incredible new piece of technology for Palm Pilot people.

7402
06:46:39,940 --> 06:46:40,100
Right.

7403
06:46:40,160 --> 06:46:41,600
This is the Ecrio from Ecrio.

7404
06:46:41,600 --> 06:46:41,640
Ecrio.

7405
06:46:41,640 --> 06:46:41,720
Ecrio.

7406
06:46:41,940 --> 06:46:42,220
Okay.

7407
06:46:42,700 --> 06:46:44,040
And what this is...

7408
06:46:44,040 --> 06:46:45,920
Looks depressing.

7409
06:46:46,200 --> 06:46:50,280
I got really depressed just then, right when they opened that up.

7410
06:46:50,580 --> 06:46:52,620
When they took it out, I felt sad.

7411
06:46:52,940 --> 06:46:58,260
But when they opened it there and I saw that, I just felt like this is just not good.

7412
06:46:58,680 --> 06:46:59,680
A leather...

7413
06:46:59,680 --> 06:47:02,580
Which, Chris, I want you to show us because this is really an incredible...

7414
06:47:02,580 --> 06:47:04,320
Fucking Bible-looking York.

7415
06:47:04,580 --> 06:47:07,960
Nothing exciting has ever come in a fucking package like that.

7416
06:47:08,120 --> 06:47:09,540
Technology for Palm Pilot people.

7417
06:47:09,620 --> 06:47:09,760
Right.

7418
06:47:09,820 --> 06:47:11,240
This is the Ecrio from Ecrio.

7419
06:47:11,240 --> 06:47:11,360
Ecrio.

7420
06:47:11,540 --> 06:47:11,780
Okay.

7421
06:47:12,320 --> 06:47:12,800
And what this is...

7422
06:47:12,800 --> 06:47:13,820
Let me hold it for you to make it easy for me.

7423
06:47:13,820 --> 06:47:14,620
Christ on a bike.

7424
06:47:14,620 --> 06:47:15,160
A leather organizer.

7425
06:47:15,160 --> 06:47:17,720
It looks like just a little organizer thing you'd buy to carry your Pilot.

7426
06:47:17,720 --> 06:47:18,660
You've got your Palm Pilot.

7427
06:47:18,900 --> 06:47:20,740
You've got your regular pad of paper on this side.

7428
06:47:20,740 --> 06:47:20,800
Piece of paper.

7429
06:47:20,980 --> 06:47:21,160
Ballpoint pen.

7430
06:47:21,160 --> 06:47:23,700
But underneath this pad of paper is a pressure...

7431
06:47:23,700 --> 06:47:25,680
And that's the whole ballpoint right there.

7432
06:47:26,440 --> 06:47:29,240
Padding, thank you very, very much for keeping me sane through the flu.

7433
06:47:30,180 --> 06:47:31,820
Fucking shame about the flu, isn't it?

7434
06:47:32,460 --> 06:47:33,580
Fucking Lemsip it up, man.

7435
06:47:33,600 --> 06:47:35,900
Sensitive pad that takes what you write.

7436
06:47:36,120 --> 06:47:37,660
You need a Lemsip to the head.

7437
06:47:38,320 --> 06:47:39,380
Delicious clam as well.

7438
06:47:39,380 --> 06:47:40,260
Thank you for the tip.

7439
06:47:40,660 --> 06:47:41,420
You can see it over there.

7440
06:47:41,420 --> 06:47:41,960
Oh, look at that.

7441
06:47:42,060 --> 06:47:42,920
That is so cool.

7442
06:47:43,140 --> 06:47:43,340
That is so cool.

7443
06:47:43,340 --> 06:47:46,400
So you can be in your meetings, taking your notes, and it creates...

7444
06:47:46,400 --> 06:47:47,220
And it sends it to RF.

7445
06:47:47,220 --> 06:47:49,440
So somehow the piece of paper talks to the Pilot.

7446
06:47:49,520 --> 06:47:49,680
Right.

7447
06:47:49,740 --> 06:47:51,520
It's going RF wirelessly over to the Pilot.

7448
06:47:51,520 --> 06:47:52,420
So write some more, Chris.

7449
06:47:52,440 --> 06:47:52,900
Let's see this.

7450
06:47:53,000 --> 06:47:55,980
And the Pilot is then capturing this data in ink.

7451
06:47:56,160 --> 06:47:58,880
And then when you go back and sync it in through the software.

7452
06:47:58,880 --> 06:47:59,260
Fuck off.

7453
06:47:59,420 --> 06:48:04,680
It becomes a bitmap image that you can then take and put it and embed it in any document you want.

7454
06:48:04,840 --> 06:48:09,460
This is the redemption arc for the shit technology that I dissed.

7455
06:48:09,460 --> 06:48:11,120
It's actually winning me over now.

7456
06:48:11,220 --> 06:48:13,920
And I'm beginning to see how amazing it is.

7457
06:48:14,000 --> 06:48:15,080
Because that keeps...

7458
06:48:15,080 --> 06:48:19,380
You're writing on a normal fucking ballpoint pen onto paper.

7459
06:48:19,600 --> 06:48:23,260
And then whatever you've doodled is digitized.

7460
06:48:23,360 --> 06:48:25,220
But there's got to be some...

7461
06:48:25,220 --> 06:48:28,200
The way those two things interface and talk to each other,

7462
06:48:29,320 --> 06:48:38,120
coupled with the very basic and nascent technology of on-screen dot matrix projection,

7463
06:48:38,560 --> 06:48:44,140
I'm willing to bet that it's going to be another Newton, eat up Martha scenario.

7464
06:48:44,440 --> 06:48:46,220
I dare say they'll even bother...

7465
06:48:46,220 --> 06:48:48,520
They won't even let us see what the result is.

7466
06:48:48,620 --> 06:48:50,660
Because they know it will kill the sales.

7467
06:48:50,980 --> 06:48:52,500
Clams Casino, thanks for the tip.

7468
06:48:52,720 --> 06:48:55,840
You can send it in email to have it in an...

7469
06:48:55,840 --> 06:48:59,100
So these guys who struggle with the graffiti and they're writing little things on the Pilot,

7470
06:48:59,220 --> 06:49:00,800
forget it, just write your notes over here.

7471
06:49:01,500 --> 06:49:01,860
Absolutely.

7472
06:49:02,400 --> 06:49:04,940
As you say, you're in a meeting or you're trying to show directions to somebody?

7473
06:49:05,000 --> 06:49:05,860
Yeah, absolutely.

7474
06:49:06,380 --> 06:49:07,020
Wow, that was amazing.

7475
06:49:07,020 --> 06:49:07,740
And it's about $2.99.

7476
06:49:07,980 --> 06:49:09,160
It's just coming to market now.

7477
06:49:09,240 --> 06:49:09,960
Called the ECRIO.

7478
06:49:10,260 --> 06:49:13,320
$2.99 ECRIO, and they're not going to show us the results.

7479
06:49:13,340 --> 06:49:13,540
ECRIO.

7480
06:49:14,360 --> 06:49:17,640
Or if they have, they haven't zoomed in enough for us to see how...

7481
06:49:17,640 --> 06:49:19,860
badly rendered it is, but fair enough.

7482
06:49:20,000 --> 06:49:21,120
That is so cool.

7483
06:49:21,200 --> 06:49:21,420
All right.

7484
06:49:21,420 --> 06:49:21,640
Neat.

7485
06:49:22,020 --> 06:49:24,640
Speaking of so cool, I'm going to ask you to top yourself.

7486
06:49:24,800 --> 06:49:25,260
If you're a...

7487
06:49:25,260 --> 06:49:26,040
What?

7488
06:49:27,500 --> 06:49:29,560
Oh, then, like, you're going to have to do better.

7489
06:49:29,720 --> 06:49:29,960
Okay.

7490
06:49:30,880 --> 06:49:35,000
I got a little bit of a shock there where I actually thought fucking Stu was going off

7491
06:49:35,000 --> 06:49:41,420
on a real irreverent tangent during this family-based, all-inclusive fucking technological review show.

7492
06:49:42,100 --> 06:49:45,500
And then asking one of his guests to kill themselves.

7493
06:49:45,620 --> 06:49:46,660
But it isn't that way.

7494
06:49:46,920 --> 06:49:47,960
It isn't that way.

7495
06:49:48,040 --> 06:49:48,540
Thank God.

7496
06:49:48,660 --> 06:49:50,760
About $2.99 is just coming to market now.

7497
06:49:50,840 --> 06:49:51,660
Called the ECRIO.

7498
06:49:51,660 --> 06:49:51,660
ECRIO.

7499
06:49:51,660 --> 06:49:52,260
ECRIO.

7500
06:49:52,260 --> 06:49:52,900
ECRIO.

7501
06:49:52,900 --> 06:49:53,480
From Ecratech.

7502
06:49:53,480 --> 06:49:54,040
From Ecratech.

7503
06:49:54,040 --> 06:49:54,680
That is so cool.

7504
06:49:54,760 --> 06:49:54,960
All right.

7505
06:49:54,980 --> 06:49:55,200
Neat.

7506
06:49:55,560 --> 06:49:58,220
Speaking of so cool, I'm going to ask you to top yourself.

7507
06:49:58,720 --> 06:49:58,800
If...

7508
06:49:58,800 --> 06:50:02,900
Stu Chaffee, the OG edgelord.

7509
06:50:03,480 --> 06:50:04,600
Actually fucking...

7510
06:50:04,600 --> 06:50:11,300
He was wrecking cunts back in 1999 before cunts was even wrecking any cunts at all.

7511
06:50:11,400 --> 06:50:14,460
If you're a Palm Pilot person, and again, you're tired of the graffiti...

7512
06:50:14,460 --> 06:50:14,860
Ecrio.

7513
06:50:14,940 --> 06:50:16,120
E-C-R-I-O.

7514
06:50:16,220 --> 06:50:16,780
From Ecratech.

7515
06:50:17,320 --> 06:50:17,960
That is so cool.

7516
06:50:18,060 --> 06:50:18,260
All right.

7517
06:50:18,760 --> 06:50:21,480
Speaking of so cool, I'm going to ask you to top yourself.

7518
06:50:23,960 --> 06:50:25,660
Frankie Scullin, thank you very much.

7519
06:50:25,960 --> 06:50:29,080
It's a bit like the toy show, this, but with novelty tech.

7520
06:50:29,440 --> 06:50:32,120
But, I mean, the thing is, it's not even novelty back in the day.

7521
06:50:32,200 --> 06:50:33,460
This was the real...

7522
06:50:33,460 --> 06:50:34,520
This was the ball game.

7523
06:50:34,600 --> 06:50:35,740
The whole ball game.

7524
06:50:36,700 --> 06:50:38,340
Declan, thank you very much for the tip as well.

7525
06:50:38,360 --> 06:50:39,360
If you're a Palm Pilot person...

7526
06:50:39,360 --> 06:50:40,500
...99 is just...

7527
06:50:40,500 --> 06:50:42,480
Can you please wish Tapley...

7528
06:50:42,480 --> 06:50:43,940
Happy Christmas to Tapley.

7529
06:50:44,040 --> 06:50:44,920
I hope you're getting on well.

7530
06:50:45,260 --> 06:50:46,680
Happy Christmas to you as well, Francis.

7531
06:50:46,740 --> 06:50:47,440
Thanks very much, man.

7532
06:50:47,460 --> 06:50:48,340
Coming to market now.

7533
06:50:48,440 --> 06:50:49,140
Called the Ecrio.

7534
06:50:49,280 --> 06:50:50,220
E-C-R-I-O.

7535
06:50:51,560 --> 06:50:53,400
I'm going to ask you to...

7536
06:50:53,400 --> 06:50:53,540
I'm going to ask you to top yourself.

7537
06:50:54,680 --> 06:50:55,360
Just kidding.

7538
06:50:56,960 --> 06:50:57,680
Just kidding.

7539
06:50:58,300 --> 06:50:59,900
Welcome to Mr. Smiley's.

7540
06:50:59,940 --> 06:51:01,400
How would you like your smiley here?

7541
06:51:02,140 --> 06:51:02,460
Absolutely.

7542
06:51:03,340 --> 06:51:04,560
Thank you very much, Schultz.

7543
06:51:04,640 --> 06:51:06,940
As you said, you're in a meeting, are you trying to show directions to somebody?

7544
06:51:06,980 --> 06:51:07,860
Yeah, absolutely.

7545
06:51:08,380 --> 06:51:09,020
Wow, that was amazing.

7546
06:51:09,020 --> 06:51:09,780
And it's about 2.99.

7547
06:51:09,980 --> 06:51:11,160
It's just coming to market now.

7548
06:51:11,240 --> 06:51:11,900
Called the Ecrio.

7549
06:51:11,900 --> 06:51:12,020
Ecrio.

7550
06:51:12,020 --> 06:51:13,280
E-C-R-I-O.

7551
06:51:13,340 --> 06:51:13,880
From Ecratec.

7552
06:51:13,880 --> 06:51:14,440
From Ecratec.

7553
06:51:14,440 --> 06:51:15,100
That is so cool.

7554
06:51:15,200 --> 06:51:15,360
All right.

7555
06:51:15,400 --> 06:51:15,620
Neat.

7556
06:51:15,940 --> 06:51:18,600
Speaking of so cool, I'm going to ask you to top yourself.

7557
06:51:18,740 --> 06:51:23,460
If you're a Palm Pilot person, and again, you're tired of the graffiti bit, you have the ultimate solution.

7558
06:51:23,640 --> 06:51:25,140
This is awesome.

7559
06:51:25,500 --> 06:51:26,180
This is really awesome.

7560
06:51:26,180 --> 06:51:27,160
It looks like another PDA.

7561
06:51:27,460 --> 06:51:29,120
It looks just like a hard shell for PDA.

7562
06:51:29,800 --> 06:51:30,960
That's where you're right.

7563
06:51:31,420 --> 06:51:32,400
There's more here.

7564
06:51:32,880 --> 06:51:34,440
This is a full-sized keyboard.

7565
06:51:34,440 --> 06:51:35,020
A full-sized keyboard.

7566
06:51:35,020 --> 06:51:37,120
This is the stowaway keyboard from Think Outside.

7567
06:51:37,540 --> 06:51:37,880
Uh-huh.

7568
06:51:38,740 --> 06:51:39,840
Yeah, and it's really...

7569
06:51:39,840 --> 06:51:42,620
Big pause there because there really isn't else to say.

7570
06:51:42,700 --> 06:51:44,660
The badge comes in with a clutch bit of info.

7571
06:51:44,660 --> 06:51:46,020
It's a 100% sized keyboard.

7572
06:51:46,120 --> 06:51:46,560
100%.

7573
06:51:46,560 --> 06:51:47,340
Full travel.

7574
06:51:47,460 --> 06:51:47,580
Right.

7575
06:51:47,720 --> 06:51:49,060
And it's designed specifically...

7576
06:51:49,060 --> 06:51:50,920
This particular one is for the Palm Platform.

7577
06:51:51,160 --> 06:51:51,740
Okay, so show us.

7578
06:51:51,740 --> 06:51:52,400
You just...

7579
06:51:52,400 --> 06:51:53,080
You stick the Pilot.

7580
06:51:53,080 --> 06:51:54,300
You pull out that little gizmo there.

7581
06:51:54,360 --> 06:51:55,260
Okay, you put that right in there.

7582
06:51:55,300 --> 06:51:55,980
The Palm would sit here.

7583
06:51:56,620 --> 06:51:57,920
What a fucking mess.

7584
06:51:58,480 --> 06:51:59,740
What an absolute jumble.

7585
06:51:59,920 --> 06:52:02,600
You know it's just going to fall apart, and it's going to start...

7586
06:52:02,600 --> 06:52:02,900
Not it.

7587
06:52:02,960 --> 06:52:04,940
The keyboard might fall apart, but it'll go all...

7588
06:52:04,940 --> 06:52:11,200
It'll be like one of those fucking toy snakes you had as a kid where you held it, and it just moved of its own accord.

7589
06:52:12,520 --> 06:52:14,780
But the Palm Pilot will come off it.

7590
06:52:15,140 --> 06:52:17,600
The ThinkPad or whatever, that's going to fucking get detached.

7591
06:52:17,960 --> 06:52:18,900
It's going to get dropped.

7592
06:52:19,080 --> 06:52:19,860
It's going to get broken.

7593
06:52:20,460 --> 06:52:20,860
100%.

7594
06:52:20,860 --> 06:52:21,640
Full travel.

7595
06:52:21,740 --> 06:52:21,900
Right.

7596
06:52:22,080 --> 06:52:22,400
Here.

7597
06:52:22,860 --> 06:52:23,820
Full travel keyboard.

7598
06:52:23,820 --> 06:52:25,340
This is a full-sized keyboard.

7599
06:52:25,340 --> 06:52:25,840
Full-sized keyboard.

7600
06:52:25,840 --> 06:52:28,200
This is the stowaway keyboard from Think Outside.

7601
06:52:28,460 --> 06:52:28,800
Uh-huh.

7602
06:52:29,640 --> 06:52:30,380
Yeah, and it's really exciting.

7603
06:52:30,380 --> 06:52:31,680
That's a 100% sized keyboard.

7604
06:52:31,800 --> 06:52:32,240
100%.

7605
06:52:32,240 --> 06:52:33,000
Full travel.

7606
06:52:33,120 --> 06:52:33,260
Right.

7607
06:52:33,400 --> 06:52:34,980
And it's designed specifically...

7608
06:52:34,980 --> 06:52:36,880
What does full travel mean?

7609
06:52:37,680 --> 06:52:39,320
This particular one is for the Palm Platform.

7610
06:52:39,540 --> 06:52:40,480
It will travel.

7611
06:52:41,260 --> 06:52:42,120
Okay, so show us.

7612
06:52:42,140 --> 06:52:42,780
You just...

7613
06:52:42,780 --> 06:52:43,460
You stick the Pilot...

7614
06:52:43,460 --> 06:52:44,680
You pull out that little gizmo there.

7615
06:52:44,740 --> 06:52:44,880
Okay.

7616
06:52:45,240 --> 06:52:47,240
How many hands need to be involved here?

7617
06:52:47,300 --> 06:52:49,560
It looks fucking like four or five minimum.

7618
06:52:49,720 --> 06:52:50,440
You put that right in there.

7619
06:52:50,480 --> 06:52:51,140
The Palm would sit here.

7620
06:52:51,520 --> 06:52:52,480
You type in whatever information...

7621
06:52:52,480 --> 06:52:55,160
And you sit on your airplane, and it doesn't matter if the guy leans his seat back.

7622
06:52:55,220 --> 06:52:56,020
It's not going to kill your laptop anymore.

7623
06:52:56,020 --> 06:52:56,400
Right.

7624
06:52:56,520 --> 06:52:56,920
Exactly.

7625
06:52:56,920 --> 06:53:00,800
And where I actually like it is when you have a Palm 7, especially where this fits in,

7626
06:53:00,800 --> 06:53:03,380
you're able to basically type your emails.

7627
06:53:03,380 --> 06:53:04,120
And I've typed...

7628
06:53:04,120 --> 06:53:08,000
I was hoping Tim would put his hands on any of the stuff there.

7629
06:53:08,120 --> 06:53:13,060
So all three of them in the same scene had their hands on some plastic fucking peripheral.

7630
06:53:13,760 --> 06:53:20,500
And we got a wide three shot of them as well for a lovely collector's edition item of the Computer Chronicles.

7631
06:53:20,500 --> 06:53:21,960
And we got a little email in here and sent it...

7632
06:53:21,960 --> 06:53:22,960
So it works with the 7 also?

7633
06:53:23,060 --> 06:53:23,660
7 as well.

7634
06:53:23,760 --> 06:53:23,940
Right.

7635
06:53:24,280 --> 06:53:26,300
And it makes it a very compact little idea.

7636
06:53:26,400 --> 06:53:28,120
And when you close it back up, we can do that.

7637
06:53:28,120 --> 06:53:28,480
Yeah, go ahead.

7638
06:53:28,600 --> 06:53:28,680
So...

7639
06:53:28,680 --> 06:53:31,140
You know, what you really got is between this...

7640
06:53:31,140 --> 06:53:32,600
And you can literally put that in your jacket pocket.

7641
06:53:32,600 --> 06:53:32,700
Sure.

7642
06:53:32,920 --> 06:53:34,220
So the two of these together...

7643
06:53:34,220 --> 06:53:35,180
Left pocket, right pocket.

7644
06:53:35,300 --> 06:53:35,460
Right.

7645
06:53:35,680 --> 06:53:36,700
That's your entire system.

7646
06:53:37,180 --> 06:53:37,780
That is amazing.

7647
06:53:37,780 --> 06:53:40,780
You almost don't even need one of these notebooks now if you want to do just basic stuff.

7648
06:53:40,980 --> 06:53:42,660
And you say with the 7 email and everything else.

7649
06:53:42,720 --> 06:53:44,080
Yeah, especially with the wireless connection.

7650
06:53:44,200 --> 06:53:45,280
That makes that really powerful.

7651
06:53:45,600 --> 06:53:46,680
How much is it going to cost again?

7652
06:53:46,960 --> 06:53:47,320
$99.

7653
06:53:47,900 --> 06:53:48,260
Wow.

7654
06:53:49,000 --> 06:53:49,340
Okay.

7655
06:53:49,440 --> 06:53:50,000
World's changing.

7656
06:53:50,000 --> 06:53:51,540
Thank you guys very much.

7657
06:53:51,800 --> 06:53:54,420
Well, that's all the time we have for the special consumers buying.

7658
06:53:54,720 --> 06:53:55,520
World's changing.

7659
06:53:56,000 --> 06:53:57,720
Now I'm going to ask you to top yourself.

7660
06:53:57,900 --> 06:53:58,280
...guide show.

7661
06:53:58,560 --> 06:54:00,340
Hope you found some must-have new goodies.

7662
06:54:00,340 --> 06:54:04,660
Thanks to all our guests for doing their homework and picking the best of the digital litter as always.

7663
06:54:05,020 --> 06:54:10,340
Be sure to check out my weekly web radio show, by the way, talking about this week for more ideas on...

7664
06:54:10,340 --> 06:54:12,480
This is a web radio show.

7665
06:54:13,280 --> 06:54:20,120
So, so far there are two pieces of Shafi media that we have not managed to get our fucking prized hands on.

7666
06:54:20,540 --> 06:54:24,000
That is the Shafi letter, which would have been analogue.

7667
06:54:24,000 --> 06:54:24,820
It would have been paper.

7668
06:54:24,820 --> 06:54:30,820
There's literally people out there that harbour these items, these cultural artifacts.

7669
06:54:32,100 --> 06:54:32,900
Where are they?

7670
06:54:32,960 --> 06:54:33,820
They could be auctioned off.

7671
06:54:33,880 --> 06:54:34,580
They could be on eBay.

7672
06:54:34,700 --> 06:54:35,020
Who knows?

7673
06:54:35,080 --> 06:54:36,260
But he had a radio show.

7674
06:54:36,340 --> 06:54:39,940
Now that is something that I would love to get my hands on.

7675
06:54:40,520 --> 06:54:45,040
And I'll dedicate my time away from the stream tracking that piece down.

7676
06:54:45,740 --> 06:54:46,700
And you mark my words.

7677
06:54:46,820 --> 06:54:50,900
When I have the eye at the ear for something, I will fucking find it.

7678
06:54:51,020 --> 06:54:51,320
Cool gifts.

7679
06:54:51,540 --> 06:54:52,320
Just click on the...

7680
06:54:52,320 --> 06:54:53,120
Cool gifts.

7681
06:54:53,280 --> 06:54:55,560
A radio link at the about.com homepage.

7682
06:54:56,000 --> 06:54:57,640
Thanks for joining us on Computer Chronicles.

7683
06:54:57,720 --> 06:54:58,860
We'll see you here next week.

7684
06:55:00,360 --> 06:55:01,320
Computer Chronicles.

7685
06:55:01,320 --> 06:55:03,960
To purchase a videotape copy of today's program, call...

7686
06:55:03,960 --> 06:55:07,040
$20.95 videotape copy.

7687
06:55:07,040 --> 06:55:11,380
And we are having the privilege of watching it for free years later.

7688
06:55:11,520 --> 06:55:14,100
There are people who paid that and adjusted for inflation.

7689
06:55:14,280 --> 06:55:18,340
You're looking at nearly fucking, what, 50 quid for just this one episode.

7690
06:55:18,520 --> 06:55:19,520
Somebody would have paid that.

7691
06:55:19,640 --> 06:55:20,280
Crazy bit of business.

7692
06:55:20,360 --> 06:55:20,540
Free.

7693
06:55:21,120 --> 06:55:23,280
Crazy bit of business back in the day.

7694
06:55:23,420 --> 06:55:25,560
1-888-310-

7695
06:55:25,560 --> 06:55:26,280
That's what you got.

7696
06:55:26,620 --> 06:55:27,700
Maybe you could get away.

7697
06:55:27,700 --> 06:55:34,580
If somebody had the ingenuity and put the effort in to make a fully-fledged TV show like that,

7698
06:55:34,840 --> 06:55:36,380
you could sell it for that much.

7699
06:55:36,440 --> 06:55:39,380
Because then people would want to buy maybe even just a collector's item of it.

7700
06:55:41,140 --> 06:55:43,700
But going back to the thing nowadays is...

7701
06:55:43,700 --> 06:55:47,500
As tech reviewers, you sure you wouldn't buy their fucking shite for nothing.

7702
06:55:47,940 --> 06:55:49,300
0-7850.

7703
06:55:50,040 --> 06:55:52,600
Please specify the show number and the topic.

7704
06:55:54,880 --> 06:55:57,040
The Computer Chronicles is brought to you by...

7705
06:55:57,040 --> 06:55:57,400
By...

7706
06:55:57,400 --> 06:55:57,700
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7707
06:55:58,240 --> 06:55:58,780
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7708
06:55:58,980 --> 06:56:01,480
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7709
06:56:01,480 --> 06:56:03,600
That's where we end this stream.

7710
06:56:03,860 --> 06:56:07,360
It's been a Computer Chronicles slight dream.

7711
06:56:07,620 --> 06:56:11,160
Thank you very much for joining us on this stream tonight.

7712
06:56:11,680 --> 06:56:13,500
And we will see you when we see you.

7713
06:56:13,560 --> 06:56:15,420
And by TVA, television associate...

7714
06:56:15,420 --> 06:56:18,800
I'm just going to give one final fucking blast of the Computer Chronicles.

7715
06:56:18,800 --> 06:56:21,600
DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services.

7716
06:56:21,600 --> 06:56:35,460
Get ready.

7717
06:56:35,560 --> 06:56:35,820
It's coming.

7718
06:56:36,920 --> 06:56:37,600
It's coming.

7719
06:56:38,980 --> 06:56:39,740
All right.

7720
06:56:41,140 --> 06:56:42,100
We'll have you.

7721
06:56:42,780 --> 06:56:43,520
Let's do it.

7722
06:56:44,240 --> 06:56:44,600
Right.

7723
06:56:45,700 --> 06:56:46,460
You know it.

7724
06:56:46,740 --> 06:56:47,920
Thanks for the tip, Squish.

7725
06:56:48,280 --> 06:56:48,820
Thank you.

7726
06:56:50,120 --> 06:56:50,560
Whoa.

7727
06:56:50,560 --> 06:56:52,620
you

7728
06:56:52,620 --> 06:56:53,120
you

7729
06:56:53,120 --> 06:56:54,120
.
